the useless moderator how's life creating problems

roll call for guys living in their mom's basement

i live in the atrium of a BLT

xp wins you are correct. I am having a very tough time making even coherent garbage posts to ilx lately ;_;

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/mac%20n%20sug.png

irl lol

i live in my mom's basement but she turned her house into a subway

irl non-lol

irl middle finger

ilr surely

wait so waterface == raccoon tanuki?

*farts*

― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Thursday, October 16, 2014 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tanuque

shit i made those two posts up, sorry, i don't know if that's a FP-worthy offense b/c i could see when it could get people into trouble

*farts*

i'm not at mad at you marcos

everybody farts

sometimes

also i am not a raccoon

mad at marcos
raccoon
funny

cool thanks for clearing up

poor wartyfarts

so is he mr. que or not?

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q315/luis_queiroz/mister_k_new-1.jpg

I'm convinced

yeah you're really hilarious. you should change your name to loses

lol I'm not beefing with you que you just aren't funny

i think he's getting there. the wins/loses connection required a lot of creativity

the turth is a lot weirder than you think

is this like some kind of viral webseries where the big reveal is the tie in for a software startup or a movie directed by christopher nolan?

or maybe waterface started out that way but then the entertainment product he was supposed to promote was abandoned, causing him to "go rogue," hence the recent spelling errors

i cracked the case

maybe waterface was that rogue banaka agent who was expelled from the collective imo explains a lot

Binaca Breath Spray Peppermint. INGREDIENTS: SD Alcohol 38f, Isobutane, Glycerin, Flavor, Water, Sodium Saccharin . DIRECTIONS: Spray 2 or 3 times into your mouth*** to freshen your breath instantly.

***your mouth is located on your face

i love dirk gentlyesque hermeneutic anarchist sufjan grafton

also 'Glycerin' is the name of a song by Bush. Gavin Rossdale is married to Gwen Stefani. Both of these people have faces and are filled with blood that is more than 80% water.

changing his login to "bloodface" would be an interesting rebranding effort.

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

whatever luna

stfu, nude spock.

doxx'd a spock

is that confirmation that water face isn't former mr que

what about when we know the old usernames but poster wants to pretend its not them etc

funny policy imo

the useless moderator how's life creating problems

is velko back under a new name?

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx.

― how's life, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:48 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh what this htread is terrible

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

― how's life, Thursday, 16 October 2014 23:48 (Yesterday)

this principle might be worth shit if it didnt apply to cases where hypothetically new posters continued spiteful and unreciprocated vendettas from their prior incarnations

playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is a storied ilx activity w many good threads devoted to it

including the one where the case for waterface=que was put forward!

if u want to outrun yr past u have to come up w a new posting style is whats what

que's que

why is how's life even a moderator?

uncapped markers

i just revived the ancient email account that my ilxmail happens to go to and there was a kindly worded message from moderator how's life i hadn't seen until now. ★★★★★ thank you!

i'm special
special
so special
special
i gotta have some of your attention
give it to me

i read it as a sort of apology. let's not pile on.

Hi sleepingbag! Glad you got the message finally. I can't remember what I wrote that far back, but I'm glad to hear that it was kindly taken. This has happened a few times, where we have old school ilxors who signed up a decade or so ago but when I try to ilxmail them in 2018 they never receive it because they don't check that email address anymore.

You've definitely garnered a handful of FPs since your return, but aren't close to the tipping point. Yet. Try to stick around for a while!

useless

creating problems

You can't hoe a row without hitting a few rocks.

TBH I can't argue with 'useless' as a solid answer to the question 'how's life?'

I would pay $10 to change my ilx email.

i would pay $11 to keep jeff's ilx email the same

bidding war, famine, pestilence, death, umami

From what I understand, its more trouble than its worth to try to do that. According to one post I read, you risk losing your login just through technical snafus. Much easier to just re-register under a new name.

Thanking this thread for reminding me to check the email address I've only used as an ILX login and to set up that Ornaldo Bloomps Facebook fan page.