feels awkward to stan a semi-phenomenon, but she puts words together so well. and then they combine logarithmically.
on updike (and foster wallace): https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v41/n19/patricia-lockwood/malfunctioning-sex-robot
on ferrante: https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v43/n04/patricia-lockwood/i-hate-nadia-beyond-reason
the rape joke: https://www.theawl.com/2013/07/patricia-lockwood-rape-joke
second only to dril on twitter
new book/first novel this month
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 03:51 (one week ago) link
"Malfunctioning Sex Robot" is such a great piece. That's the kind of long-form, accessible, non-academic criticism I dream of being able to write, and it's just an amazing balancing act all the way through: she manages to be hilarious at Updike's expense in a way that's not mean-spirited and gives you genuine insight into his work.
I haven't read the Ferrante one; thanks for the link! Another reason to procrastinate on prepping for class tomorrow.
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 04:58 (one week ago) link
I believe that she's been quite extensively discussed on this thread.
Taking Sides: the TLS v. the LRB
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 10:52 (one week ago) link
thanks for this, not read her before. Just noticed the Napoleon Dynamite reference in the Updike essay so that's sealed the deal for me
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 12:41 (one week ago) link
It is right and just that this thread focus mostly on her LRB and literary work but I do feel the need to say that the Miette jail for mother tweet is all time and frequently namechecked in my household when one of our cats is accidentally lightly touched.
― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 15:37 (one week ago) link
jail for mother for 1000 years classic forever
her first book of poetry is one of the most brilliant things i've ever read
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 16:04 (one week ago) link
i am less spellbound by the lrb essays but the updike one is extremely fun
Daniel otm this is pure literature
me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on youmiette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) March 19, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 16:24 (one week ago) link
That's remarkably poor given the praise it had just been given.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:11 (one week ago) link
you're remarkably poor, go away please
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:12 (one week ago) link
maybe we needed another patricia lockwood thread, off ilb, so the pinefox wouldn't sink it up with unreadably pedantic opinions
― lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 21:14 (one week ago) link
I dig the tweet, but I am a cat person so...
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 23 February 2021 22:09 (one week ago) link
Hillary Clinton is co-writing a political thriller novel https://t.co/S7zFy7g9ya pic.twitter.com/h8Udry4AiP— Forbes (@Forbes) February 23, 2021
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 23 February 2021 23:32 (one week ago) link
Classic. My favourite chronicler of the Extremely Online Condition. I don’t normally laugh out loud while reading, but Priestdaddy made me do it several times. Her novel isn’t out until May here, but it’ll be a day 1 buy and read for sure.
― triggercut, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 02:50 (one week ago) link
I finished it last night, I thought the first half was very funny and entertaining, incredibly written, relatable (it me), but strangely ephemeral, as soon as I put it down I could barely remember anything about it - maybe because there's no narrative, it's just a series of fragments. It's not exactly shallow, it has the same glib profundity as a good Onion headline. It's worthwhile, not life changing. The second half though, wow. Yes there's a family tragedy, she logs off, she tries to transcend what's gone before, and succeeds with honours. I cried twice (the tears of a parent so ymmv), the second time at the end of the acknowledgements would you believe it.
― ledge, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 09:13 (one week ago) link
Just finished this five minutes ago, and agree with every word of ledge's.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 11:43 (one week ago) link
How does it compare to Priestdaddy?
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:46 (one week ago) link
Meaning should I get around to finishing that one or just jump right to this one?/pvmic
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:09 (one week ago) link
She also has a few books of poetry
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:13 (one week ago) link
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:29 (one week ago) link
Okay, found the relevant passage in Priestdaddy that explains the, um, premise.
Here is how it works: when a married minister of another faith converts to Catholicism, he can apply to Rome for a dispensation to become a married Catholic priest. He is allowed, yes, to keep his wife. He is even allowed to keep his children, no matter how bad they might be. The Vatican must review his case and declare the man fit for duty. (My father’s paperwork was approved by Joseph Ratzinger, later to take the name Pope Benedict XVI, later to resign the papacy and become an enigma in fine elfin shoes wandering through private gardens, his eyes among the bushes like unblinking black roses.) Once he has received this approval, the man can enter training for the priesthood and be ordained, but only after every member of his immediate family passes the Psychopath Test.Lockwood, Patricia. Priestdaddy (p. 12). Penguin Publishing Group.
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 25 February 2021 00:07 (one week ago) link
new one is fantastic imo.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:12 (one week ago) link
It is basically a sequel to Priestdaddy, very lightly fictionalised, and in the third person
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 February 2021 10:35 (one week ago) link
That's technically true but seems somewhat misleading? It's very much its own thing in terms of style and content and definitely can be read on its own. I'd prob recommend it over Priestdaddy unless you're a huge fan of memoirs.
― ledge, Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:04 (one week ago) link
It is, but all the characters of her family are in it, with just a few tiny changes.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 February 2021 12:35 (one week ago) link
new novel is nanette
― dogs, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 20:07 (six days ago) link
damn that was good stuff.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 00:59 (three days ago) link
made me hate babies slightly less and twitter slightly more
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 01:00 (three days ago) link
it's the way she renders The Portal as this terrible place where we all feel driven to go to get our Maslovian pyramid needs met that's the genius of the first half -- anybody terminally online (raises hand) can't help but see themselves there, and then see a better possibility of themselves in the second half
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 5 March 2021 02:05 (three days ago) link
yes it's complex and ambitious, taking a shot at answering the hardest questions, while at the same time being very funny and fizzy. i couldn't put it down tbh. a lot of standout moments but i was surprisingly moved by the thom yorke description. like i expected to cringe since there is so, so much bad writing about radiohead but it was really excellent and summed up the appeal of the band in two paragraphs better than anything i've seen.
i have some disconnected thoughts at this point. she is very good at inhabiting men, i think she really gets them, pins them down and somehow still loves them. of course the book is overflowing with love. it's also taking a stab at what it means to be american in now-ish times. surprisingly old-fashioned while still being very current.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 15:50 (three days ago) link
honestly it might be a little too .. mainstream? .. to really feed my unicorn soul but her writing is just so delicious it's hard to deny.
― map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 5 March 2021 15:58 (three days ago) link
The Ferrante piece is getting into "overpleased with itself" zones for me, but the Updike one is fantastic
― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 6 March 2021 14:31 (two days ago) link
Also agree with ledge.
It's cool how the "it me" quality very quickly goes from being funny/relatable/flattering (I think like Patricia Lockwood? Patricia Lockwood thinks like me?) to being scary, as you realize that the reason it's all so relatable is that we are all responding in much the same predictable ways to precisely the same stimuli, and that there's something intensely creepy, and directly traceable to the addictive quality of the internet, about our minds having this much overlap.
― Lily Dale, Sunday, 7 March 2021 02:49 (yesterday) link