If I hadn't killed that Arab I could be getting laid right now.
― Dan Dotson (Podslapper), Monday, 19 September 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Drink mixture. Change into another evil side. Kill everyone and than yourself. Leave clues behind to freak everyone out.
― mandy starr, Monday, 10 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Dad burys dead cat; it comes back scary. Dad burys dead son; he comes back scarier. Dad burys dead wife - really should have known better.
― Jillian Anthony, Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Upon discovery of a childhood notebook, a man's memory is jogged, Proust-style, causing him to relive a long-repressed, displaced and class-inflected Oedipal drama.
I posted a version of this last December, but it went missing.
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 28 October 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link
Guy turns inexplicable into a woman. No one seems to notice for 400 years. In the end baby is born. Who's the mother?
― Rux Dum (Rux_Dum), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Un terribile serial killer è imprendibile, perchè minaccia sempre i potenziali testimoni: se non ci dici niente agli inquirenti, ti regalo un bel giumbotto.
Ma la metropoli è piccola, e la gente MORMORA.
Ok. E' troppo difficile?
― fiorenzo desiderio (morias), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm going to get to the bottom of the mystery of ... what was I doing again?
― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 6 November 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm going on a long road trip so I can ... what was I doing again?
― miy wong, Monday, 28 November 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link
-- The Canterbury Tales
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
-- No Exit, Sartre
(I don't care if it's not a novel, it's one of my favorite works of literature)
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ddasd, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link
was swamp, teen pregnancy the norm, juntas, pestolence, endless rain, names irrelevant in a latin kind of way, society dissolves into what returns to swamp.
(I only included this review because the other review wasnt 25 words)
― johnson jackson chaffin, Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
human phallus, french poop sex, priests = asses, naked, utterly batshit, still french, syphillitic delerium, lots of talk about "god's cunt" still french. dead. still french.
― johnson jackson chaffin, Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link
soldier blown up, can't communicate, remembers code, asks to die. too bad its before movies were invented:in the movie version they help him die.
― johnson jackson chaffin, Saturday, 14 January 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Charming but unbalanced spy/diplomat goes off the rails. Dies, preferably in ironic manner.
― chap who would dare to work for the man (chap), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link
frog seeks stardom in Los Angeles, seduces bilingual pig, befriends studebaker-driving bear, rainbow-centric songs, suck-free cameos, no muppets end up turning tricks on Sunset Boulevard.
― johnson jackson chaffin, Monday, 16 January 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― agbams ugochukwu, Friday, 10 February 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― tom west (thomp), Friday, 10 February 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link
Beloved by Morrison:Slavery sucked. My sons ran away and I'm haunted by my baby's ghost. HOLY SHIT SHE'S BACK! Wait, where are we? Hey, she killed her daughter!
The Great Gatsby by Fitzgerald:Friend changes his life for a girl. She's married to a rich racist. I'm in the middle and I don't care. Money will kill you.
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Twain:Slavery sucks. I'm too racist to like this guy. I'm having an adventure to escape my evil dad. Oh crap I've been caught.
Native Son by Wright:Racism still sucks. African-American kid in Chicago accidentally kills a white girl. That must mean all black people suck! Long speech in trial explains everything.
And now just for fun, two novellas by me. The first one is available at www.cyberheroez.inetgames.com and the second is in progress
Cyber Heroez:Teenage nerd based on author goes into video game world, uses powers to fight giant glove. Almost dies, and his brother cries. Magically has idea.
The Centaur:In the future, things are normal. Weird scientist mistakes fantasy for history and changes the world. Centaur finds him, tells him how much life sucks.
― UnknownWarrior33, Saturday, 4 March 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― UnknownWarrior33, Saturday, 4 March 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago) link
― UnknownWarrior33, Saturday, 4 March 2006 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link
One scientist brother, one horny brother. Women they can't love wither and die. Finally men are extinct, cloned women inherit world. Is that an apology?
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 4 March 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link
War, hate, disease, famine, poverty, anger, rioting, rape, crime, theft, terrorism, racism, sexism, homophobia, drug addiction, fear and I got laid last night. Thouroghruly worthwhile.
― Rob Wright A.K.A. Ned the viking, Saturday, 18 March 2006 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Don't bother reading this, just pinch yourself and chop onions till you cry.
― Rob Wright A.K.A. Ned the viking, Saturday, 18 March 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Brita, Tuesday, 4 April 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― frodo baggins, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― hispam, Friday, 28 April 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link
Everything in this book is a total lie, but it's still true for the psychological reasons I say it is. Or maybe I'm just crazy.
― UnknownWarrior33 (unknownwarrior33), Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link
We fell in love with them and now the two of us want to escape. I'm glad I found her. Society is evil.
― UnknownWarrior33 (unknownwarrior33), Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Consider Phlebas
Intergalactic Mind-fuck in which main character does a fair bit of lots of things
― David James Cruse (Day In Day out Day In Day Out), Monday, 26 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link
Admiral sails ...Victorean charlatan composes ...70's reporter ...Publisher ...Future clone escapes ...postapocalyptic civilization sucks like all... tolitarian oppression... is institutionalized... exposes corporate malfeasance... music... pacific
― Camiel (Camiel), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Young, unattractive black girl wants to have blue eyes in order to look prettier. Prays to God every day. Gets nailed by her father instead.
― Al Harris (Spotter), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link
THOSE WHO DARE...TRIP THEIR BALLS OFF. THOSE WHO DON'T, LIVE WITH ONLY THE ONE REALITY OF CONSCIENCE.
― David James Cruse (Day In Day out Day In Day Out), Friday, 13 October 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Gremlins(the movie)RTFM.
― lattegrappa, Sunday, 26 September 2010 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link