Who cares? You can by the collectors edition on DVD!
― Meredith Lane (Ellen Lane), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link
Man gets crazy,rebuilds his Ego and divorces.All because of his odd nose.
― Godel, Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link
A sexy woman will seduce three men in her own hostel,and eventually marry the younger/earnest one.
― Godel, Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link
Masterpiece.Two aristocratic,idiot but sexy ladies will get married with two not-so-earnest guys,one of them is in fact Earnest.
― Godel, Sunday, 31 October 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Abused aristo toddler with bent pop and soak mum does junk in NY, quits, meets royalty, lives to tell all.
― novella, Monday, 1 November 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
Don't trust women, you get screwed over on the deal -- DOUBLE INDEMNITY
Hate is love, there is no god. Shit, God just killed my lover, I hate him. -- END OF THE AFFAIR
― Kitsenburger, Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link
Jimmy stays on the couch yelling,Alison irons.Then they(a bear and a squirrel)come back together.
― Godel, Wednesday, 2 March 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago) link
Satirical comment on America and moral values. Main character will die at the end.
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:37 (nineteen years ago) link
Annoying boy asks for more food, then becomes involved in an unfeasibly interwined story where he turns out to be related to his benefactor.
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Underage kids get hots for each other. There's an unfortunate breakdown in communications leading to joint suicides. Their famillies feel bad.
― Bylco, Tuesday, 15 March 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link
Inconfident orphan joins forces with wise-cracking pal, bossy intelligent girl and large hairy creature to fight forces of evil. Basically it's Star Wars with wizards.
― Bylco, Monday, 11 April 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fred-not logged in, Monday, 11 April 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Precocious, arty boy consciously loves aspirational mum; subconsciously prefers instinctive dad. Fucks girl like mum but hates it. Mum dies. Starts to work it out.
― frankiemachine, Monday, 11 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― burn your friends, Friday, 13 May 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Fred (Fred), Friday, 20 May 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link
Quixote -I'm crazy because i read books. I'm well. I'm dead.
― Bruno Cabral, Sunday, 5 June 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link
"Poor dopey marquis.If you'd only learned cunnilingusYour kid wouldn't be a pirate queen."
― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link
Reporter James Stewart (who is Goofy, briefly) takes great pains to explain the situation at Disney Headquarters, focussing on Eisner, Katzenberg, Wells, and Gold.
― Remy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― chris micke, Monday, 20 June 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― gregory murray, Monday, 20 June 2005 13:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― Shutruk Nahunte, Tuesday, 21 June 2005 13:43 (eighteen years ago) link
Psychiatrist comes back from jail. Former patient 'presents' herself. Sodium nefariously dumped into water supply. School a front for child porn. Happy ending.
― Suzy Creemcheese (SuzyCreemcheese), Tuesday, 21 June 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link
No one thinks I've got it any more. Woa, that's a big fish. Catch it then sharks eat it. Bummer. Young boy still likes me.
― Kookaburra, Friday, 12 August 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
She loves Ashley but she marries Rhett that leaves her because he thinks that she still loves Ashley. At the end she remains alone with a ground fist.
― Tatiana Marzi (wondertati), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 08:11 (eighteen years ago) link
The Grapes of Wrath
― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander, Monday, 12 September 2005 10:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander, Tuesday, 13 September 2005 10:42 (eighteen years ago) link
― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 03:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― salexander, Wednesday, 14 September 2005 07:19 (eighteen years ago) link
If I hadn't killed that Arab I could be getting laid right now.
― Dan Dotson (Podslapper), Monday, 19 September 2005 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Drink mixture. Change into another evil side. Kill everyone and than yourself. Leave clues behind to freak everyone out.
― mandy starr, Monday, 10 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Dad burys dead cat; it comes back scary. Dad burys dead son; he comes back scarier. Dad burys dead wife - really should have known better.
― Jillian Anthony, Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 27 October 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Upon discovery of a childhood notebook, a man's memory is jogged, Proust-style, causing him to relive a long-repressed, displaced and class-inflected Oedipal drama.
I posted a version of this last December, but it went missing.
― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 28 October 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link
Guy turns inexplicable into a woman. No one seems to notice for 400 years. In the end baby is born. Who's the mother?
― Rux Dum (Rux_Dum), Thursday, 3 November 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link
Un terribile serial killer è imprendibile, perchè minaccia sempre i potenziali testimoni: se non ci dici niente agli inquirenti, ti regalo un bel giumbotto.
Ma la metropoli è piccola, e la gente MORMORA.
Ok. E' troppo difficile?
― fiorenzo desiderio (morias), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm going to get to the bottom of the mystery of ... what was I doing again?
― Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 6 November 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm going on a long road trip so I can ... what was I doing again?
― miy wong, Monday, 28 November 2005 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link
-- The Canterbury Tales
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:48 (eighteen years ago) link
-- No Exit, Sartre
(I don't care if it's not a novel, it's one of my favorite works of literature)
― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― ddasd, Wednesday, 7 December 2005 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link
was swamp, teen pregnancy the norm, juntas, pestolence, endless rain, names irrelevant in a latin kind of way, society dissolves into what returns to swamp.
(I only included this review because the other review wasnt 25 words)
― johnson jackson chaffin, Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago) link
human phallus, french poop sex, priests = asses, naked, utterly batshit, still french, syphillitic delerium, lots of talk about "god's cunt" still french. dead. still french.
― johnson jackson chaffin, Saturday, 14 January 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link
soldier blown up, can't communicate, remembers code, asks to die. too bad its before movies were invented:in the movie version they help him die.
― johnson jackson chaffin, Saturday, 14 January 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Charming but unbalanced spy/diplomat goes off the rails. Dies, preferably in ironic manner.
― chap who would dare to work for the man (chap), Sunday, 15 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link