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11. Where does 'wetness' come from? — vaginapagina 18:37
Hi all, really basic question that I have never known the answer to; when a vagina-owner gets aroused, where exactly does the wetness come from?…
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Putin, of course, is not someone who takes such jibes lying down. "Mr McCain fought in Vietnam. I think that he has enough blood of peaceful citizens on his hands. It must be impossible for him to live without these disgusting scenes anymore … He was captured and they kept him not just in prison, but in a pit for several years. Anyone would go nuts."

so international rn

have you met any nice vagina-owners?

Secret secretions
You on the flo

The Caucasian Shepherd, or Caucasian Ovcharka is the most brutal Russian dog breed. It is a large, even-tempered dog with powerful and muscular body, bear-look face, deeply set oval dark eyes, round-shaped cropped ears and low carried long tail. It has a thick and water resistant double coat in shades of gray, brindle, yellow, rust, red or white (click for video). The coat may be longer or shorter depending on the region the dog comes from.

Good dancers too.

http://i.imgur.com/LJjfykb.jpg

Totally my favourite kind of dog, btw. Because they obviously need a lot of space and a lot of food they have always been quite high-status pets in cities. When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures. Unfortunately some moron attacked one when it was sleeping, iirc, and it made fairly short work of her so they ended up shooting them all.

Are you back home, LJ?

I am. I didn't see any of those dogs but I did restrain a mastiff the other day (Ken C possibly bore witness)

'they ended up shooting them all' = Russia, right

As an addendum, I'm still working on the same assignment; just that all involved have come to England. I did a lesson at a certain fairly well-to-do hotel yesterday, which involved helping a 15 year-old girl with her English coursework, which in turn involved the full explanation, discussion & analysis of a certain Andrew Marvell poem that may or may not contain sweetness being rolled up into a ball. Still debating whether it was a good or bad thing that the billionaire dad was listening in from the next room

When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:29 (13 hours ago)

excellent

ramzan kadyrov likes them too

they are probably quite different creatures if they are kept in cages and fed live rabbits and poked with sticks by off duty paramilitaries

Totally my favourite kind of dog, btw. Because they obviously need a lot of space and a lot of food they have always been quite high-status pets in cities. When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures. Unfortunately some moron attacked one when it was sleeping, iirc, and it made fairly short work of her so they ended up shooting them all.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, January 7, 2014 12:29 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks for this compressed chekhov story i just cried at

list your crackpot recipes here [Started by just1n3 in October 2010, last updated 19 minutes ago by Madchen on I Love Cooking] 1 new answer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

russia

there are several youtubes of the epic Russian sink vs. boar battle, but not all of them feature the small dog at the beginning

as several commenters point out, the dog presumably gets run over too

***russia***

***russia***

lol dblpost

http://www.howtosayin.com/hello+you+my+name+is+jeff.html

http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html

hahahahah

this is the o_O Russian wedding photography one, isn't it?

some of these are p witty tbf

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9833/128733247.1be/0_14c9e7_5f0159ff_orig.jpg

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9322/128733247.1be/0_14c9f4_8960e6ae_orig.jpg

...anyone?

what were the circumstances of your meeting arrington from OTR?

played a gig supporting kid millions' new drum-only project, which was also great

you have a band now?

Andrew Flintoff: Former England all-rounder makes no runs, takes no wickets in Big Bash debut

what in christ's name is that

Aussie version of the IPL.

that sounds more undignified even than the novelty boxing match he was involved in

do even legends of the game of cricket not earn enough to retire gracefully

ljvn

if you could spend a week in the london of the mid 18th century, who would you talk to and what would you do

carl linnaeus is the figure of that time whom i would most like to meet. we would discuss latin taxonomy

failing passage to sweden, i'd probably assist john hunter with his dissections

no wordsmiths?

sterne too northern, blake too young. course you could recommend some

you would know that era better than me but this was prompted by imagining you meeting dr johnson

obviously

what will have been the results of such tempestuous collusion, we wonder

some new words

bet you guys would get it on.

wordsmithery

visit a coffee house in houndsditch

have u checked admin log for redactions

Thursday, December 17, 2015 9:49 AM I Love Music Message edited to :
Yeah I feel like if you're going to actually sell a mix these days it has to justify being onsale. That either means being way better than the sort of thing you'd give to RA or a blog or something for free, or it has to feel more considered, or definably a bit more like an album. DJs like Mayer and Weatherall are consistently good at this, but I think the whole randomness of Prins's approach makes this more difficult, especially when there are jobbing Balearic guys whacking really good free mixes up every week.

I dunno, I'm a bit old fashioned when it comes to commercial v free mixes. I like decent sound quality, I like being able to see artist names and track titles, I like the implied permanence of a really good mix album, otherwise I'd rather just listen to a live recording or radio set. Doesn't help that there's just this enormous glut of free mixes out there and they're quite a time investment given that, unless you know the DJ, you don't know what you're getting into at the start.

previously said 'just broke a chimneysweeps leg'

Charges against Mishra were in part sexual abuse of a woman iirc, but maybe he controls the Indian penal log

did u read the 'guardian long read' about the vyapam scandal

contained this quote that i noted but have not found cause to c&p hitherto

“Now the police claim I am a middleman in the Vyapam scam,” he said, “I spent three months in jail before I was granted bail. My college admission has been cancelled, six years of my life are wasted, and my dream of becoming a doctor is over. I know I will be exonerated, the police have no evidence against me, but it will take the rest of my life to clear my name. Now tell me, why shouldn’t someone in my place commit suicide?”

I didn't so ty I will give it some notice

read it. what a mess

would read a 400 word or so bildungsroman fragment of the confusions of young j4gz, specifically concentrated on chess lyfe, chess thoughts, chess m8s etc

really didn't play much as a kid, or well

my peak chess until now was played on a facebook app circa 2007/8

would read that too though tbf, might have to fabricate something

i resolve to be nicer to lj in 2016

sarahel and lj had some of the best repartee

― Amílcar Lopes da Costa Cabral (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a platonic sort of pocahontas element because lj was venturing among these strange and restive people who could not understand his english ways and only sarahel had the poise & semiotic skills to move across the divide

― Amílcar Lopes da Costa Cabral (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:11 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope to see some more of that transpontine repartee in the new year

a city without a river is like a girl without a dream

http://topfamousquotes.com/images/author/201506/joseph-de-maistre-quotes-2.jpg

did i ever tell you about the squirrel rape i witnessed?

no afaik

http://www.weave.org.au/b/files/7614/4825/4602/cups.jpg

the feels?

https://twitter.com/MontyPanesar/status/727816767138058240

lol

http://www.automarket.com.cy/en/view-model/1596

http://www.automarket.com.cy/en/view-model/131

lol

massive defeat

for whom?

No cars available

well there are a number of ways to look at that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99hP59sIjs

putting the progge in progressive alliance

the veal is the only acceptable mondegreen, and as a meat-eater I'm happy to own it

wait is that what a mondegreen is

bit piqued not to have been offered agriculture at the very least btw

technically a mondegreen is where you move the dividing line between two words

you've got foreign obv

for eignobv

far enough

mondegreens in action

mondegreen sin action

not going to bedevil the relevant thread coz I've already pissed in h3lg's metallica chips this week, but shit me this sarah mary chadwick stuff is the worst music, just the worst (this also counts as an endorsement for those who hate my taste)

thx will check out when I get back

ok you've got northern ireland

xxp - your taste = "The 1975 is 'orrible" (2014); "The 1975 is brilliant" (2016) ...

speculation has arisen about the festivities for lj's 30th birthday

ffs it took me literally 1 week to accidentally break my forever ILE exile by posting to a chess thread of all things, pls wish me strength and resolve

also could a moderator of ilxor.com pls move all chess threads to I Love AFL

i can only moderate threads on ILAFL. i cannot move threads from other boards to this board. I can give you a motivational yellow card if you'd like.

thank u sensei

do I have to give you another one for cultural appropriation lol?

lol what was the 'baby' incident again btw

there were several baby incidents! One of the first, was early in my ilxor career and you agreed with me that the term was infantilizing and problematic. Thus, I developed a fondness for you.

Then there were the frogbs baby incident, and the Aimless baby incident ...

Aimless was an 'O, dear' incident iirc? Similar tbf

maybe trying to accurately recall specifics of ilx exchanges involving Aimless is something else you should avoid? Considering?

ugh, fair

saying TWO nice things about a Fader list (and only one not-nice thing) vmooc surely

― imago, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:02 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

immediately responding defensively to a meta post about himself, though ... now that's a pvmic

― na (NA), Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:26 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

look, wait, hey,

― imago, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:28 AM (yesterday)

Sorry to say but insinuating that anything about “Moves Like Jagger” is good gets you a FP
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Sunday, March 19, 2023 2:43 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

so much irritation just gone at a stroke if that song never existed

― imago, Sunday, March 19, 2023 2:44 PM (three hours ago)