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andrew wk was in tlasila for a while

― excited about the intentional phallus-y (sarahell), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:07 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sharivari met him there iirc

― unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:18 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Sunday, 13 October 2013 21:32 (six years ago) link

the explicit emo

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:26 (six years ago) link

idgi

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 15:37 (six years ago) link

gnostic excelsior

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Tuesday, 15 October 2013 18:11 (six years ago) link

gnostic is one of those words that means anything ime but i'll take all i can get on budget week

champagne supernovella (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 October 2013 23:17 (six years ago) link

They encourage people to dress up in costumes at the callcentre sometimes but hardly anyone does. Last halloween I remember seeing a row of desks all manned by people in normal clothes except for one guy dressed as Dracula with a cape and a plastic widow's peak hairpiece and pancake make up, and he was on the phone trying to sell someone mobile phone insurance, it was so sad.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:32 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He had fangs as well, but took the fangs out when he was speaking to customers on the phone.

― posing pointless essay questions/indulging in a bit of mild handwringing (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:33 (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:34 (six years ago) link

trying to parse the title, jol, gnostic excelsior....fursaxa? this is out it feels to be outobscuranted huh

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:38 (six years ago) link

fursaxa = moanwave

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:39 (six years ago) link

there's a very simple translation nakhers - sometimes it pays to look at something from a different angle

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:42 (six years ago) link

this is out it feels to be outobscuranted huh

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lprd51l2Gp1qe2yxz.png

Nationwide Festival of Light Bondage (wins), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:44 (six years ago) link

it is really an image of Pippa Middleton's posterior. you just have to look at it from the right angle.

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Friday, 18 October 2013 22:45 (six years ago) link

From the site hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com comes never-before-seen photos of these pupsters at play, as well as some of the blog's most popular shots. With their oversized egos-and sunglasses-they run the gamut from music festival fauxhemians to ironic trucker-hat-wearing vegans. And they're guaranteed to melt readers' jaded hearts.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 19 October 2013 00:50 (six years ago) link

Not for the Family unless you want your kids learning words like the "Fbomb", July 19, 2012
By
Coconut the Critic

This review is from: Hipster Puppies (Paperback)

I did not buy, I checked it out from the library for my daughter who loves dogs. Who doesn't love cute dogs?

Anyway, I was reading the book with my daughter and made it about half-way through the book when captions started using profanity - F***, A-hole, and other interesting acronyms like HPV, etc. The profanity is not needed.

The photography was also poor.

The book should be labeled on the cover as containing explicit language.

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 19 October 2013 01:09 (six years ago) link

A Miss Gilroy Garlic Festival Queen is also crowned yearly, chosen by a panel of five judges, based on her personal interview, talent, garlic speech and evening gown. Her court is also chosen, for the purpose of representing Gilroy at various festivities and "having a garlicy good time with fellow lovers of the pungent bulb."

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 19 October 2013 02:04 (six years ago) link

i keep looking at this thread title and have no clue what it's supposed to mean

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Saturday, 19 October 2013 02:21 (six years ago) link

is it an acronym?

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Saturday, 19 October 2013 02:24 (six years ago) link

ɟɟǝſ

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Saturday, 19 October 2013 02:42 (six years ago) link

'sixteen year-old' vs 'recipient of sexual message'

― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, October 20, 2013 4:34 PM

blended haircrut (sarahell), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:08 (six years ago) link

fite!

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Monday, 21 October 2013 00:10 (six years ago) link

i used to live with a borderline girl who would smear blood on the carpet, scribble polish insults on the fridge, turn the bathroom into a chlorine gas death trap, listen to speed metal on full volume, and have screaming fits three times a week, but she was nowhere near as obnoxious as the chubby nerd who managed to turn every single conversation into a moanfest about how utterly soul-destroying his (cushy, well-paid) university assistant job was. did wonders for my work ethic though.

― ☪, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:23 (4 years ago)

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Monday, 21 October 2013 12:15 (six years ago) link

why do indie pop bands always have so many members

― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 October 2013 23:08 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because they're all dicks.

― ۩, Monday, 28 October 2013 23:11 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 October 2013 23:19 (six years ago) link

:)

little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Monday, 28 October 2013 23:33 (six years ago) link

What, precisely, are we participating in here

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:00 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the English department, darraghmac--not the Computer Science faculty.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nachomon real (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:41 (six years ago) link

http://www.toyshopuk.co.uk/assets/gfx/hetty.jpg

sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:44 (six years ago) link

idgi, idgaoi

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:45 (six years ago) link

deems, do you remember the great lorax letter of 2009 on the okcupid thread?

sarahell, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:45 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9MH-o34TOg

eretz afl (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:32 (six years ago) link

sex wellies

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 02:44 (six years ago) link

I do not, s

midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 08:24 (six years ago) link

Do you remember the sex wellies and spanking episode of autumn 2010?

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 09:47 (six years ago) link

i must admit i do not

midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 09:57 (six years ago) link

are we even talking about the same thing here though i wonder

midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 09:58 (six years ago) link

Two different posters that no longer post here

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 10:01 (six years ago) link

What, precisely, are we participating in here

― midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:00 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the English department, darraghmac--not the Computer Science faculty.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:37 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nachomon real (nakhchivan), 01 November 2013 22:41 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does this have to do with that cos this was what i dng

midwife christless (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 10:03 (six years ago) link

He has a somewhat loraxian way with women

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 10:18 (six years ago) link

dmbfountainhead420

― (Inspirational/Lolcat) (Matt P), Friday, 8 November 2013 20:13 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

durianlychee (imago), Friday, 8 November 2013 20:18 (six years ago) link

ɯʇɥ˙ɹoʇɐɹǝuǝƃ-ʇxǝʇ-ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙ɔıuɐɥɔǝɯʇxǝʇ//:dʇʇɥ

անգամ դարձավ Հայաստանի Բարձրագույն խմբի ոսկե մեդալակիր, 1 անգամ արժանացավ Հայաստանի Անկախության Գավաթին, և 2 անգամ Հակոբ Տոնոյանի անվան

― Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:02 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

durianlychee (imago), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:11 (six years ago) link

am laughing & laughing at that & not sure why

durianlychee (imago), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:11 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

possibly because the sixth word there is nult avant la lettre?

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 November 2013 09:29 (six years ago) link

Both Phosphorescent and Foxygen in the Mojo 50, eh? It's fair to say I can ignore that list, then!

― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:01 (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first rate ignoring by Turrican there

― screaming lord, such opinion (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:35 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:47 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

I haven't been able to discern why Vampire Weekend is loved so much more here than the vast majority of indie rock bands. A one sentence explanation would be helpful (that's the extent of my interest).

― _Rudipherous_, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:47 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Potential one sentence explanation: people are stupid?

― emil.y, Friday, 10 January 2014 15:49 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 10 January 2014 16:08 (six years ago) link

I really liked God is My Co-Pilot. ;_;

― emil.y, Saturday, January 18, 2014 3:05 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, January 18, 2014 4:01 PM (2 hours ago)

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Sunday, 19 January 2014 02:37 (six years ago) link

The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beatles The Beatles
Bob Dylan Highway 61 Revisited
David Bowie Hunky Dory
Radiohead The Bends

― Still D.U.C.K. (Noodle Vague), Saturday, October 1, 2016 1:16 AM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Saturday, 1 October 2016 01:20 (three years ago) link

thread title seems a bit crass for this conversation. Can a mod please change to 'you have been banned, Dr. Morbius'?

― veggie sticks potato snacks (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:03 (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2016 22:57 (three years ago) link

blinks, rubs eyes, double checks Actress on Google

legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:06 (three years ago) link

nice

Har-@-Iago (wins), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:07 (three years ago) link

there are at least 4 male acts in that lineup. i'll never trust electronicbeats.net again

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:10 (three years ago) link

(oneman, actress, auntie flo, fatima yamaha)

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:10 (three years ago) link

"at least" ... it's okay, some very smart people took a while to "get it"

sarahell, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:13 (three years ago) link

Jim is joking too surely

Har-@-Iago (wins), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:15 (three years ago) link

?

Har-@-Iago (wins), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:15 (three years ago) link

i got thrown because the link mentions Black Madonna but duh

legitimate concerns about ducks (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:16 (three years ago) link

I mean, I went "wait ... Actress." then ... ohhhhhh! and then noticed that it was "February 29 & 30"

sarahell, Friday, 14 October 2016 20:17 (three years ago) link

haha, doh. i am an extremely gullible person

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:18 (three years ago) link

jim trying on treeship's clothing

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:22 (three years ago) link

didn't know abt suzanne kraft, such betrayal

Master Ballsmith (ogmor), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:07 (three years ago) link

xp. fits like a glove

*-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:31 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

Rip lance armstrong, inventor of the trumpet

― Treeship, Tuesday, January 17, 2017 1:20 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

illbient microtonal poetry Surbiton (imago), Tuesday, 17 January 2017 01:23 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

horchata blue moon is like drinking an ilx thread

― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, February 10, 2017 1:32 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Am In Atlanta And Thug Is Young (imago), Friday, 10 February 2017 02:28 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is it wrong not to like music? [Started by Bill in April 2001, last updated twenty-three minutes ago by imago on I Love Music] 51 new answers

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:53 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Happy humour day everyone

― a Brazilian professional footballer (wins), Saturday, April 1, 2017 2:30 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Saturday, 1 April 2017 14:50 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

All tropes are bad here.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:24 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:47 (two years ago) link

lol

imago, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:57 (two years ago) link

that might be in my all-time bottom 10

― carles the jekyll (imago), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 5:23 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's a big bottom ten

― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 7:35 AM (3 hours ago)

― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, April 28, 2015 10:54 AM (two years ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:37 (two years ago) link

l0l

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:39 (two years ago) link

tbh I had forgotten what FAAB was and had to look it up.

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:40 (two years ago) link

the only FAAB i know is a fantasy football waiver setting option

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:41 (two years ago) link

Female Assigned At Birth -- from the great BB gender wars of 2015: the birth of the Cis

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:42 (two years ago) link

oh yeah that's where i got this scar

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:43 (two years ago) link

there's a brisket joke to be made

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:44 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit

― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, January 12, 2018 2:06 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

sarahell, Friday, 12 January 2018 22:28 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

I drive 77mph everywhere regardless of the speed limit.

― had (crüt), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:58 (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:19 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine) wrote this on thread pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.) on board I Love Music on Sep 11, 2018

if someone asks you what your favorite food is you don't consult the national restaurant association to figure out what the most popular lunch item is in 2018, you say what your favorite food is

this is a great post

sarahell, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 17:55 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

When I was 18 I uncovered a little-known voter fraud loophole and voted twice. While university students were accounted for, one thing HM Gov hadn't borne in mind was boarding school pupils. I turned 18 a few months before the 2005 GE but was still in residence at Westminster for the election; I received voting cards both there and at home. So, during the day, I travelled back to the safe Labour seat of Lewisham East and showed my scorn for that warmonger Blair by voting Lib Dem (except instead of an X in the box I drew a little hand with its finger upraised, so grandly did I cherish my uniqueness). Come evening, I returned to the safe Tory seat of Westminster and having already cast my 'real' vote, put my X beside the Veritas candidate - yes, the hard-right party led by Kilroy - for what are nowadays termed 'the lulz'. I believe the clincher was the candidate's address, at a location known as Little Britain.

A year later I joined ILX, and continued to demonstrate excellent qualities therein.

― imago, Tuesday, November 6, 2018 4:52 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 19:15 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Feb 3, 2019

Arthur Hitler

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.) wrote this on thread woody allen on board I Love Everything on May 13, 2016

Read that as Arthur Hitler

michael bolton's reckless daughter (Hurting 2) wrote this on thread Your favourite misread ILX thread titles! on board I Love Everything on Oct 18, 2012

Arthur Hitler

Search Again... Next...

sarahell, Monday, 4 February 2019 01:51 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Coffee [Started by Ally in October 2001, last updated five hours ago by Yerac on I Love Everything]

probably the closest we will come to a user named "Ylla"

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 18:51 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Choose Your Own Coronavirus Adventure

Your friend Sam says it would be a great idea to come to the little house party they're throwing tonight. You aren't sure. "Don't they say we should stay inside?" you ask. Sam is adamant. "You don't want to miss this."

If you go to the party turn to page 34. Otherwise go to page 52.

p. 34

That’s what your mind is telling itself, anyway, as the last cells of your cerebral cortex burst in starburst waves, like the glowing algae in a midnight lagoon. In the isolation ward, your EKG goes to a steady tone. The doctors take away the ventilator and give it to a patient who arrived this morning. In the official records of the COVID-19 pandemic, you’ll be recorded as victim No. 592.

The End

― Mordy, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:32 (six months ago) link

A+

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:59 (six months ago) link

Amazing

tangenttangent, Friday, 20 March 2020 21:04 (six months ago) link

Aye.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 March 2020 21:37 (six months ago) link

Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else

― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:16 (thirty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Sunday, 22 March 2020 17:48 (six months ago) link

Amazing. It's Jo!sla)xa, trenchant, excelsior, vmic all rolled into one.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:04 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

yeah. I know. but by this standard generations blend imperceptibly more often than not, and the standard labels promoted by marketers and feature writers confuse matters more than they illuminate.

the boomers started at a great dividing point, where WWII had kept young men and women physically apart and children very few, then suddenly the men came back and mating exploded almost instantly. but that sharply defined beginning point gives a false sense of unity to the boomers, because no one can say when that generation really ended or the next began.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, May 4, 2020 6:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok boomer

― mookieproof, Monday, May 4, 2020 6:53 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 20:29 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Ch...chicken Kiev, on a pizza

But you have to like, boil the Kiev in the sauce, which as we've established must be made with a base of doubanjiang and not tomato, and then spoon it into the crust

I am wading into the ocean as I type this

― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 16:41 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:40 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

This one's confusing me because I'm not sure what it's supposed to be indicative of? esby's contempt for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by ILXors? Or esby parodying the kneejerk contempt of ILXors for 'indie', a musical genre favoured by esby? Having heard esby's own music, I can only assume it's the latter.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:14 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

esby's own music is, as far as we know, psych-rock/kosmische

― imago, Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:16 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Exactly, indie.

― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 30, 2020 7:17 AM (yesterday)

sarahell, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:55 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Hitler

― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Which one?

images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51A4YaYaWLL.jpg

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Bridget Hitler’s Diary

― Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Wednesday, August 5, 2020 12:43 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:01 (one month ago) link

cabbage is a conservative and a child molester

etc

― À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, August 6, 2020 3:05 AM (seven hours ago)

sarahell, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:05 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is this Grateful Dead? Why does everyone call them The Dead?

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, August 21, 2020 12:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

great question Robert Adam Gilmour, can i call you Bob?

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, August 21, 2020 12:57 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:09 (one month ago) link

Never used it, generally prefer my reality unfiltered and have never gotten annoyed or irritated enough to want to go through the trouble.

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:33 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i thought i clicked on the coffee thread and you were talking about drinking "really unfiltered" coffee because you never used your complicated coffee maker

― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, September 3, 2020 4:38 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 4 September 2020 15:25 (two weeks ago) link


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