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Go to google.com.au and type shithouse football club. Piss funny. Don't forget the au.:-)

chrisso (chrisso), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:08 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

LOL ... great work ...
I thought I'd try a couple (with pages from Australia selected)...
"useless football club" ... DOH!
"a pretenders football club" ... for you Lucy
"boring football club" ... no guesses there

Hawka (hawka), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:33 (fourteen years ago) Permalink


I am a troll. I am the lowest form of life in the cyber-food chain. The equivalent position on real earth is held by the microscopic tapeworms that inhabit snakes droppings.

Les Kaybone, Sunday, 15 August 2004 08:54 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

Haven't tried any of these yet, but I'm sure when I'm bored with nothing better to do I have a look - no doubt you suggestions Hawka will be derogatory to the team I love! lol

Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Monday, 16 August 2004 22:20 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

"I am a troll. I am the lowest form of life in the cyber-food chain. The equivalent position on real earth is held by the microscopic tapeworms that inhabit snakes droppings"

LOL....the joys of ILX!

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy (Rik E Boy), Monday, 16 August 2004 23:58 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

The joys of being a mod Erik.

Like Sir Humphrey with Jim Hacker, it is my job to 'clarify' thoughts in the T-Bone's mind, and 'correct' his posts so they more accurately reflect 'his' views.

Maybe 'mind' should have been in quotes too in this case.

Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 00:09 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

We all love Fred! Thanks Fred

Lucy Lion (Lucy Lion), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 04:50 (fourteen years ago) Permalink

five years pass...

Google translator has been updated and now has audio for pronunciation.

http://translate.google.com/#en|en|Fitter%2C%20happier%2C%20more%20productive%2C%20comfortable%2C%20not%20drinking%20too%20--%20OH%20FUCKING%20HELL%2C%20SKIP%20ME!%0A%0A

Cunga, Thursday, 19 November 2009 19:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://tinyurl.com/yjte4nz

Cunga, Thursday, 19 November 2009 19:03 (nine years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE THEY DONE TO GOOGLE IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 May 2010 07:33 (nine years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

So: Google TV

ksh, Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:16 (nine years ago) Permalink

http://www.google.com/tv/

ksh, Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:17 (nine years ago) Permalink

Google announcement, going on now: http://www.youtube.com/googledevelopers

ksh, Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:18 (nine years ago) Permalink

OK, moving over to Google TV Beta (who's trying this out?)

ksh, Thursday, 20 May 2010 17:21 (nine years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

my google has a marshland wallpaper!

CaptainLorax, Thursday, 10 June 2010 04:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

What the fuck is wrong with Google with all this tacky wallpaper stuff? I was not amused by the recent Pacman nonsense either.

confusion is a walrus (_Rudipherous_), Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

way to ruin a good thing google

(e_3) (Edward III), Thursday, 10 June 2010 13:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

ok all better thx google

(e_3) (Edward III), Thursday, 10 June 2010 19:30 (eight years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Google voice search! (ON IPHONE and maybe elsewhere.) How long has this been around? Worked a treat the one and only time I have used it so far.

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 9 July 2010 12:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

afl, what the hell?

postcards from the (ledge), Friday, 9 July 2010 13:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Interactive (you can spin it) Buckyball on Google's homepage today.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Saturday, 4 September 2010 07:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

google.com/instant

feeling this

cozen, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

had a play with this this afternoon. gf who works for google has apparently been using it for a while but was as embargoed as any update they've ever released.

will be interesting to see how it interacts with personalised search, google suggest and adwords.

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

"interesting", obv

Upt0eleven, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 18:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

glad to see i love afl get some use

max, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 19:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

For a minute there I thought it was Internation Steampunk Tossbags Day

Rage Against the Man-Cream (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Okay does anybody know why this thing happens?

"big george elokobi"
About 11,700 results (0.08 seconds)

then you click on page 6 at the bottom and you go to
Page 5 of 43 results (0.09 seconds)

Why does Google think 43 results is 11,700-odd?

The north-east's Number 2 children's party magician (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 17:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

love today's google doodle. (also the chaplin one a few weeks ago).

Roz, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 05:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

bah why the hell is this on ILA?

Roz, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 05:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

fun fun fun fun

indecent butterflies (rip van wanko), Thursday, 9 June 2011 05:30 (seven years ago) Permalink

Reverse image search is awesome. I have, for ages, been trying to hunt down the author of an illustration I found a while ago and RGIS was able to find him instantly. I have now emailed and ordered a print of it. <3

Upt0eleven, Monday, 20 June 2011 10:40 (seven years ago) Permalink

oh ffs. this is on I love AFL?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 20 June 2011 10:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

why is google returning results with "sex" in them, bolded, when i searched for something that included the term "rape" and not sex

golgi, Thursday, 22 September 2011 23:17 (seven years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

google maps. quest option.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7212/7034478519_15fe31929a.jpg

koogs, Sunday, 1 April 2012 09:16 (seven years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

this is annoying me - http://googlesystem.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/too-many-google-results-from-single-site.html

just sayin, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 19:04 (six years ago) Permalink

I swear I thought the Google icon today was Larry King.

clemenza, Monday, 26 November 2012 14:38 (six years ago) Permalink

Realize this is probably just in Canada:

http://www.google.ca/logos/2012/ernie_coombes_mr_dressup_85th_birthday-960008-hp.png

(It's Mr. Dressup, a longtime kid show here.)

clemenza, Monday, 26 November 2012 14:40 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Google 60's IBM style
http://www.masswerk.at/google60/

Paul McCartney, the Gary Barlow of The Beatles (snoball), Tuesday, 11 December 2012 08:21 (six years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

is google fucked up right now, or

purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 April 2013 22:40 (six years ago) Permalink

bring back eric schmidt

markers, Thursday, 4 April 2013 22:50 (six years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

why is this thread on i love afl

Andrew Stockdale Kills Wolfmother, self (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 04:28 (six years ago) Permalink

oh wait

Andrew Stockdale Kills Wolfmother, self (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 04:29 (six years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

i just searched news.google.com for 'tinnitus' and got a load of press releases for the same shitty ear-spray remedy. if there is no news, google, show me no news.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 August 2013 08:24 (five years ago) Permalink

oh this is the afl borad okay

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 2 August 2013 08:25 (five years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

the new logo sucks

I'm writing in Dan Perry for President (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 20:22 (three years ago) Permalink

Better than the previous travesty.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Saturday, 5 September 2015 18:53 (three years ago) Permalink

No results found for bellendery .au.

sarahell, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:00 (three years ago) Permalink

afl, what the hell?
― postcards from the (ledge), Friday, July 9, 2010 9:09 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

glad to see i love afl get some use
― max, Wednesday, September 8, 2010 3:09 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bah why the hell is this on ILA?
― Roz, Wednesday, May 11, 2011 1:12 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh ffs. this is on I love AFL?
― Upt0eleven, Monday, June 20, 2011 6:44 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why is this thread on i love afl
― Andrew Stockdale Kills Wolfmother, self (electricsound), Tuesday, April 23, 2013 12:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh this is the afl borad okay
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, August 2, 2013 4:25 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drash, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:02 (three years ago) Permalink

more like afloogle

mattresslessness, Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:47 (three years ago) Permalink

Go to google.com.au and type shithouse football club. Piss funny. Don't forget the au.:-)

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 September 2015 21:08 (three years ago) Permalink

LOL....the joys of ILX!

regards,

drash, Saturday, 5 September 2015 23:52 (three years ago) Permalink

i daren't imagine all i've missed out on by consistently forgetting to type the .au

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 September 2015 11:39 (three years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

did google search just kinda get fucked up or is it just me

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:39 (one month ago) Permalink


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