Whatever happened to .... dead baby jokes

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sarahell, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:49 (two years ago) Permalink

i won't tell any here but when we were younger one thing that always cracked my brothers and me up was telling traditional racist jokes but with babies instead of a particular ethnicity or race

Mordy, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:52 (two years ago) Permalink

one time someone overheard us and asked why we hate babies so much

Mordy, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:53 (two years ago) Permalink

hahahahaha i don't know how well the one with the Welcome to Jamaice Have a Nice Day punch line would work for a baby penis

sarahell, Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:53 (two years ago) Permalink

How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off the back of its head.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 16 July 2016 23:57 (two years ago) Permalink

hahahahah

sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:03 (two years ago) Permalink

Why did the man put a baby in the oven?

He was tired of having to tip the pizza delivery guy.

sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:05 (two years ago) Permalink

What's bright red and knocks on the window? Baby in a microwave.

thomasintrouble, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:44 (two years ago) Permalink

XD

sarahell, Sunday, 17 July 2016 00:46 (two years ago) Permalink

Whats funnier than a dead baby

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:39 (two years ago) Permalink

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 17 July 2016 02:56 (two years ago) Permalink

What ruined my sister's life

yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Sunday, 17 July 2016 03:41 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Five-day-old baby punched in the head in Tesco

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:01 (two years ago) Permalink

("she is not believed to have been seriously injured", so possibly off topic)

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:02 (two years ago) Permalink

2 minutes ago
CheesyChips
What a bizarre incident.

4 minutes ago
ChristineSlater
Throw away the key. This thug won't stop now till he finds another baby and it might not be so lucky next time.

meh 😐 (wins), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:03 (two years ago) Permalink

the Wythenshawe baby-puncher

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:05 (two years ago) Permalink

I've heard of wetting the baby's head but punching it?

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:10 (two years ago) Permalink

A dead baby in a clown outfit

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 23:41 (two years ago) Permalink

What ruined my sister's life

― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, July 16, 2016 8:41 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

one month passes...

what

he mea ole, he kanaka lapuwale (sciatica), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 00:19 (two years ago) Permalink

Police are now investigating the horror incident which happened at the supermarket in Baguley on Monday evening

what the fuck is a 'horror incident'?

hippie lady from california who loves that god (unregistered), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 16:35 (two years ago) Permalink


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