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When a hill is died upon so passionately it suggests a paraphilia

Scampo No. 5 (wins), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:35 (five years ago)

(That’s amore)

Scampo No. 5 (wins), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

proper bants

sarahell, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:10 (five years ago)

cargo pants

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

mambo dance

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:13 (five years ago)

right wing rants

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:21 (five years ago)

Like I use cotton swabs to clean electronics but only because they're already here because otherwise I would just use something else, so I don't understand why people are buying cotton swabs or why they exist at all if people aren't generally using them to clean out their ear holes. Which I admittedly do. Mostly to own the libs.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

why are you using cotton swabs to clean electronics? ... unless you are talking about the sound heads on a reel to reel tape machine ... not ideal if you are working in a tight space as sometimes bits of the swabs will come off and then you may have clean surfaces but you have bits of white fluff in your electronics which creates other problems.

sarahell, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

I use them all the time to clean up solder flux, etc. There are fancy ones that leave less fluff, but the regular ones work fine, for the most part.

DJI, Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:49 (five years ago)

Yes, I spring for the premium swabs (premaswabs, as I call them) so swab dander is never an issue.

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:52 (five years ago)

Swab Dander is my porn name

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:06 (five years ago)

that is so hot

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:08 (five years ago)

just wrapped My Uncool Conservative Beliefs 8

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:13 (five years ago)

excellent work in (C)ANAL ADVENTURES btw

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:16 (five years ago)

this is the quality ilx content that makes me a satisfied gold subscriber

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:44 (five years ago)

Big fan of Just the Q-Tip

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:50 (five years ago)

https://youtu.be/H-5fknNjH0M

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:58 (five years ago)

http://youtu.be/H-5fknNjH0M

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

whatever

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:59 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-5fknNjH0M

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

ta

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:46 (five years ago)

oh that's not Eddie Money ...

sarahell, Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job

This man is an idiot and an attention whore (and also CNN is, as always, a complete garbage 'news' organization burying the lede on this non-story about someone who remains employed as a teacher for all other grades but was only transitioned away from the five-year-olds that he seems to have gone out of his way to scare the shit out of).

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:05 (five years ago)

tbh i would've likely loved having him as a kindergarten teacher

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:19 (five years ago)

I hate him

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:30 (five years ago)

He said he hoped to show his pupils that they should accept people who are different from the norm.

wait how is anybody supposed to make out his pupils anymore

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:07 (five years ago)

Old Lunch otm on both points.

On the other hand, the guy looks pretty cool/terrifying and should definitely pursue a career as an extreme music front man.

beard papa, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

From a customer service standpoint, every single interaction I have ever had with someone who works in government has landed on a spectrum from grossly disappointing to enraging. Social security, inspections & permits, police, department of transportation, traffic engineering, dept of natural resources. All utterly useless stupid clods when not actively deceptive and evil. I am definitely beginning to understand why someone would want to do away with the whole thing. Like, maybe my faith in the power of strong government is magical thinking. Something I want to be true to salve my horror at being ineffective at changing anything by myself.

📺👁️ (peace, man), Friday, 2 October 2020 14:24 (five years ago)

I’m sorry Peace,Man that you had those experiences. As a lifelong local government official I have tried to treat every citizen seriously and with the highest professionalism.

Boring, Maryland, Friday, 2 October 2020 16:52 (five years ago)

Whenever someone rants to me about incompetence in government, it fuels my belief that it comes down to a lack of funding.

beard papa, Friday, 2 October 2020 18:40 (five years ago)

I envy that you are able to sustain this belief and have not had numerous experiences to the contrary. There are definitely departments and agencies where this is the case, though. There are others that have plenty of funding but are driven by incompetence, laziness, and a culture of buck-passing. Somewhere there has to be City Building Departments that actually work to encourage building, as opposed to, delaying and preventing building, and even repairing of existing buildings !!! Maybe this is my penchant for championing the underdog and not living in places where things work well because maybe those places are also boring? Idk

sarahell, Friday, 2 October 2020 20:21 (five years ago)

people should definitely be paid to make things harder tho. j/k. maybe it's lack of funding but i think the bigger problem is that most people are forced to work and they could not care less nor should they.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 2 October 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

yes, I think apathy is related to perceived laziness. otm

sarahell, Friday, 2 October 2020 20:31 (five years ago)

I find it hard to believe that female candidates actually get interrupted more than male candidates during debates. We just watched Trump literally not let Biden get a complete sentence in for much of the debate. But even removing that outlier I’d bet that Harris didn’t get interrupted more than the average national candidate in a debate.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:41 (five years ago)

Dunno about that, but it certainly feels like Democratic candidates get interrupted more often.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 October 2020 12:42 (five years ago)

In any case it seemed weird to me that that was the takeaway that took hold when the presidential debate was just one long string of interruptions.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:54 (five years ago)

According to CNN's clock, they had about equal speaking time - but that's not necessarily a good measure of who interrupted whom, how long they were both trying to speak, or the extent to which Pence spoke over Harris.

That said, I am not sure that this can or should be measured quantitatively. It's not whether you interrupt but how you interrupt, when you interrupt, what you say, how respectful or dismissive you are. Lots of people perceive a longstanding, persistent imbalance. As a white dude I'm not sure I should be the person to tell them they're wrong.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:58 (five years ago)

I mean the bigger problem wrt these debates in general is that the moderators moderate jack shit.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:59 (five years ago)

high school parliamentary style debating has better moderation

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:11 (five years ago)

ILX does too OHHHHHHH

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:22 (five years ago)

I think the whole format is stupid and broken, but I have a little more sympathy with the people who attempt to moderate than most do.

Expecting a journalist or TV host or radio personality to wrangle the egos of people who (by definition) believe they should have the most powerful job in the world is a losing battle. No one who seeks the presidency is likely to be pliable, obedient, polite, and yielding. It's not in their nature. If you seek high political office it's because you think of yourself as a leader, as someone who is (or ought to be) in charge of the conversation. Not obeisant to the instructions of someone who works for CNN or whatever.

Hate to be all devil's avocado on y'all, but it's a reasonable question to ask how/why being "moderatable" is a necessary skill for political office.

That said, I do believe that politicians should be accountable to voters. A politician who appears to listen to - and really answers - questions from common people is admirable. A politician who doesn't, isn't. Let them show who they are, and we will decide accordingly what we value and what we care about.

In a way I agree with Susan Page: if a politician takes questions seriously and gives thoughtful answers, that's important information. If a politician doesn't take a question seriously or won't / can't answer a question, that in itself is valuable information as well.

If you're responsive and thoughtful, it can and should be a point in your favor with people who value that. If you're rude and interrupty and evasive, you can lose voters who are turned off by that. However, you may keep (or gain) the votes of those who perceive your behavior as strength or as impatience with the framing of the questions. That sucks but it is (as they say) what it is.

Finally, the stronger moderation that you seem to want will inevitably get politicized. It will be used to provide evidence of bias (and it has!). It becomes another cudgel to beat the media with. No matter how even-handed and fair a moderator strives to be. So they're damned if they moderate, and damned if they don't moderate.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:34 (five years ago)

the format for these things renders them useless. Anybody can give a canned answer in 2 minutes time.

I wrote this in another thread, but I really think a good system would be like speed chess. Give each candaidate on allotment of time—say, 45 mins—and they can budget it however they like. Candidates could save time for issues they feel deserve more attention, and ssave us all the nonsense running-out-the-clock businees with all the interruptions.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

Want to spend 20 minutes ranting about your campaign being spied on? Go for it! And then you'll have to shut up when the opposition is addressing something real

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:47 (five years ago)

I think its gross when rappers refer to the female genitalia as a "monkey"

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:01 (five years ago)

E-40's "U and Dat" and David Banner's "Play" were both Top 20 Billboard hits!

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:03 (five years ago)

xp rappers okay but what about Peter Gabriel

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:04 (five years ago)

Shocking!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:22 (five years ago)

I really think a good system would be like speed chess. Give each candaidate on allotment of time—say, 45 mins—and they can budget it however they like.

this is how they do it in France. they even have a little Jeopardy-style screen on each candidate’s podium that shows their remaining time.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:38 (five years ago)

whiney, you okay?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:49 (five years ago)

one month passes...

From a customer service standpoint, every single interaction I have ever had with someone who works in government has landed on a spectrum from grossly disappointing to enraging. Social security, inspections & permits, police, department of transportation, traffic engineering, dept of natural resources. All utterly useless stupid clods when not actively deceptive and evil. I am definitely beginning to understand why someone would want to do away with the whole thing. Like, maybe my faith in the power of strong government is magical thinking. Something I want to be true to salve my horror at being ineffective at changing anything by myself.

― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Friday, October 2, 2020 10:24 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Forgot that I had a really nice interaction with a county park ranger this summer when a bridge went out on a trail my family hikes on. I want to give credit to him for getting back to me quickly, asking the right questions, and solving the problem. Also, at the MVA earlier this month, I brought some of the wrong documentation along when I was trying to get my son's learner's permit and the lady at the counter quietly let us slide. Just want to acknowledge these guys. Really do feel like they are a rare breed though.

peace, man, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:34 (five years ago)


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