Sadly

Buddy, a Beagle-Labrador mix went missing while under the care of a Wag contractor. Buddy’s owner, a Long Island retired nurse named Mary Ellen Humphrey, accused the company of misrepresenting its rescue efforts and trying to buy her silence with $2,500 and by offering to pay for a planned trip to Disney World when a local news station inquired about the missing pup.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f3/d6/a3/f3d6a3f15e4f435eb35f1893ab9e2c5f.jpg

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rXFU_aRr9pv9ReDytdYMS5NkV2xrXp2j6Xbxfhgh2io/edit?fbclid=IwAR2kb_wQpnvr1w3TpobiNhgFKb97lHeJqOYhqq4FK9K24RaOHzQokzapRd0#gid=0

list of suspended kickstarter campaigns

includes:
time for the percolator (Suspended)
I want to build a coffee pot that plays it's time for the percolator every time you make a fresh pot of Joe! How motivating is that!!

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/man-drowns-during-underwater-proposal-mzhs97z2g

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2F9d53548c-dd79-11e9-bd86-784b242a2ca8.png?crop=3000%2C2000%2C0%2C0&resize=685

lol

RIP

peace god

obviously the darwin awards are some stale shit but this is the motherlode

rip big man, it's sad he proposed

gott im himmel, what a revive

Her posting it on Facebook with the following caption is pretty wtf

“You never emerged from those depths, so you never got to hear my answer, “Yes! Yes! A million times, yes, I will marry you!!”
“We never got to embrace and celebrate the beginning of the rest of our lives together, as the best day of our lives turned into the worst, in the cruelest twist of fate imaginable.”

nah the cruelest twist would've involved a shark

yes, if the shark had severed the penis from the body, and the severed penis floated up and temporarily stuck to the window while the traumatized woman looked on ...

The cruelest twist would be if she said no

the cruelest twist would be if she'd tried to save him and died instead

and then he'd married one of the emergency personnel

the cruelest twist will have been if one of us, who has joked about this horrible tragedy, later suffers the same fate

I shall make sure to wear a codpiece if I ever decide to make an underwater marriage proposal

i'll go with a rebreather

and a codpiece

peace cod

climate change will probably make underwater marriage proposals easier and more common

with an of article in the ny times about how it's odd but not such a bad thing after all!

I think it was a homicide

i shushpect....foul pleeeh

i would kill him too tbh

Dan Fogelman ("This Is Us") examines the perils (death) and rewards (new york times profiles) of undersea proposals.

this shit is a John Converse headline

https://i.ibb.co/DGX9LtS/Screenshot-2021-11-15-10-19-26.png

where's the I Love Covid thread?

https://imgur.com/a/vhwEiuo

‘Accrington Stanley’ milk advert actor jailed for Liverpool murder https://t.co/IhRZsmhBnC

— Guardian news (@guardiannews) February 22, 2023

In the milk advert, Spaine’s character, whose face is never in shot, asks another boy: “Have you got any lemonade?” The other boy, played by Carl Rice, replies: “If you want.”

As Rice pours himself a glass of milk, Spaine reacts by saying: “Milk? Eurgh.”

Rice tells him: “It’s what [the former Liverpool forward] Ian Rush drinks. He said if I don’t drink lots of milk, when I grow up I’m only going to be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.”

Spaine then delivers the familiar line “Accrington Stanley, who are they?” and Rice responds with “exactly”.

peace god

locked up with little fuckin kev

I hate this

― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, March 17, 2023 1:35 PM (two minutes ago

what will have been on the ipod of the bad submarine

Stephen Whinfrey, 50, became trapped and asphyxiated when rabbiting near Doncaster, England, after his head became stuck down a rabbit hole.

stick to jazz

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 14 August 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Jazz deserves better.

― xyzzzz__, Monday, August 14, 2023 10:18 PM (yesterday)

https://i.imgur.com/ov7Bea6.png

first 30 seconds of this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiBPWP7juAA

Lamarr sounds like he's trying to do the Michael Buerk thing where you convey poignancy by making your voice go up at the end of the sentence, but can't quite pull it off

Sadly…

That's all of the original line-up of the Moody Blues dead now.

https://i.imgur.com/1qjlnbn.png

o7

😢😢😢 this is so upsetting to me. https://t.co/ViNqTNycXo

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) July 14, 2024

I don’t … and I won’t … he probably is a nice guy tho