Sadly

He wanted to treat himself to a quad bike in the run up to his martyrdom and was overheard telling his fellow plotters: 'It's good fun, yeah, but I wouldn't do it on the road - that's not befitting, bro.'

I dislike Rio Ferdinand, because he is endlessly arrogant, constantly making bullish bullshit statements and utterly repulsive - one of the ugliest people ever seen on a football pitch (but sure, feel free to post pictures of others who beat him in this regard), though like most ugly famous people he has probably had a string of attractive sexual partners ... a thought that makes me dislike him more and more. I greatly dislike the way he vocally and indignantly takes offence at fans despite being paid roughly 100 times what they are paid. I hate almost everything about him, really.

I thought this thread would be inspired by his comments today on so-called WAGS. I was going to say that though these comments were reported in a way that made them sound misogynistic and pathetic, the actual comments were quite reasonable and sensible.

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 16:02 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whoa steady on with the body fascism there mate

― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 16:03 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who is the best looker in the England squad?

― the pinefox, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 16:33 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Probably Lampard. Although Walcott is quite easy on the eye as well.

― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 16:38 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chubby chaser.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 16:41 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/DrDeborahCutler/status/574990321924317185

lol

No referrer (can't tell)

paris-hilton-s-beloved-dog-tinkerbell-dies-at-14-read-her-heartbreaking-instagram-post

Rupert Murdoch @rupertmurdoch

Read 2 bks by famous neurosurgeon Ben Carson, running for president. Wonderful character, up from Detroit ghetto, sadly seems political naif

Perfect Babies ❤️ retweeted
sexual gifs @sensualgifs Apr 11

grab it like this

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/CBuXT2fWAAAJU0l.png

1931 births2007 deathsBurials at Novodevichy CemeteryCardiovascular disease deaths in RussiaCold War leadersConverts to Eastern Orthodoxy from atheism or agnosticismDeaths from congestive heart failureDefence ministers of RussiaGrand Croix of the Légion d'honneurGrand Crosses of the Order of Good HopeGrand Crosses of the Order of the Cross of Vytis

He said: “To Jayne, becoming a mother was the best thing in the world that could have happened to her.
“She was so happy, she had always wanted to be a mum more than anything else.
“She lived to have a baby girl – that was the one thing she wanted in her life.
“The hospital laid her baby on her shoulder when she was born so she could have a moment with her.
“This would have been the best day of her life.”

“It’s just something you can’t conceive – turning off your wife’s life support machine and then going to see your new born daughter.”

super pav looks like ilxor gr80 here

― mizzell, Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bird next to him isnt ropey enough

― r|t|c, Thursday, May 17, 2012 2:25 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:O

― imago, Monday, 1 September 2014 23:25 (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

merely aback at the tartness and candour of the zing

If it's not Yvette Cooper I'll eat what's left of Paddy Ashdown's hat. Female leaders are officially a 'thing' now, and political morons will jump on whatever bandwagon's trundling by them. Plus,sorry but wtf is the big deal about Nicola Sturgeon?

― Cram Session in Goniometry (Tom D.), Friday, May 8, 2015 9:42 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/nrnEPUC.png

https://twitter.com/DMiliband/status/596718436945940481

what was 1/2?

http://i.imgur.com/GM6kNw9.jpg

does anyone remember laughter?

― dadbod moghadam (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, May 17, 2015 3:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

1 year passes...

Sully destroys Bigelow

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 December 2014 02:35 (5 months ago)

an act of staggering ecological vandalism

lol

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/may/26/dog-walkers-average-employee-job

Ozersky was found and pronounced dead in his Conrad Chicago hotel room on May 4, 2015, while in the city for the James Beard Foundation Awards.[19][20][21] Officials said the cause of death was awaiting further tests.[19]

Ozersky was the founder of Meatopia, a large meat-centric outdoor culinary event, which has been held in New York City for the past nine years. In 2013 Meatopia events were held in London, England and San Antonio, Texas, with more cities planned for 2014. Meatopia did not hold an event in 2013 in New York City. Each year has had a different theme such as "Slaughter of the Innocent" (baby animals), "Lamb Bam Thank You M'aam" (whole lambs), and, most recently (NYC 2012), "City Meat," in which the festival was divided up into multiple "neighborhoods" such as Offalwood, Carcass Hill, and Beaktown. Meatopia has been called "a glorious city of meat" by The Huffington Post[22] and "a bacchanal of pork, beef, lamb, chicken, duck, turkey and quail" by The New York Times.[23]

The hashtag #paracetamolchallenge has since been hijacked by others urging young people not to take part in the fad. Some have shared personal experiences. One user wrote: “My sister died from taking too much paracetamol – kids don’t do it.”

Another said: “I have liver damage at 18 years old from paracetamol overdoses, the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life. DO NOT DO IT.”

A third wrote: “As a nurse who’s seen the devastation caused by suicide & paracetamol poisoning people need to reject #paracetamolchallege.”

On Tuesday the mother of a girl who died in 2011 after overdosing on paracetamol spoke of her devastation in an attempt to prevent other young people from making the same mistake.

https://twitter.com/zuffle/status/604634957173166082

http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-opinion/girly-man-banter-from-current-crop-of-politicians-is-sadly-lacking-20141020-118m5e.html

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CF5x2GIXIAAGE7H.jpg:large

NDTV rated the film 2 out of 5 stars and called the film boring enough to make almost everyone sleep. Rediff rated the film 0.5 out of 5 stars and called the film "A Slow Torture". Firstpost left the film with no rating also referring to the film as "a slog to sit through with too many unnecessary songs and diversions and not enough meat to either thrill or entertain." Indian Express movie critic gave only .5 stars and questioned "What is Ranbir Kapoor doing in a movie like this?" Rajeev Masand on ibnlive gave only one star calling it "The film limps lethargically and collapse in a predictable twist ending"

NB: This thread exists

― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, July 5, 2015 4:38 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

My friend had to put her horse down today. She had him for well over 30 years & he wasn't doing that great. The final decision was made after his eye fell out.

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/ad_175436166.jpg

The print headline for this was something like "Roo lies dying after seagull attack as the family's other dog Millie tries to comfort her"

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/ad_175436753.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&strip=all&w=768&h=440&crop=1

An angry seagull - not the one involved in the killing

hahaha

Roo was male btw

He yapped
He fell

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Zimbabwean baffled by foreign concern for killed lion

This isn't Corduroy's first time in the winner's circle. He was named oldest living cat in 2014 but was replaced by Tiffany Two, who lived to be 27 years, 2 months and 20 days. Corduroy reclaimed the title after Tiffany Two's passing.

Huggies: Company Responds to Claim That Glass Shards Were Found in Baby Wipes Product

were there a thread of missing him on a secret board, it would be a stillborn thread, sadly

― Hi, my name's David and I quit (wins), Sunday, 23 August 2015 15:51 (1 hour ago)

this scares the shit out of me

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/sep/28/l-todd-wood-isis-planning-nuclear-tsunami/

― flappy bird, Tuesday, September 29, 2015 5:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whole life
The ubiquitous december apartment fire. Sad.
5 minutes ago 0 likes

http://image2.findagrave.com/photos/2007/34/8093159_117063554856.jpg

Birth: unknown
Death: 1949

Babyland

Surname on stone is misspelled.

Note: Broken stone.

Created by: "IRISH EYES ARE SMILING"

two dolmen fighting over a co ombs

A+

• The profanity used by Tinson was read out in court. An example is given below, “I hope it bothers you that I am using ra*ial slurs and I’m calling you a c*nt, I hope it hurts that fact that I wish your children get ra*ed, I hope your children die a slow and painful de*th from ca*cer, and I hope you fuc*ing die c*nt of the most aggressive a*s cancer you c*nt of a creator can muster for you, send me my fuc*ing evidence by post, you little nig*er ra*ist c*nt.”
• Gareth Tinson received four months imprisonment for this offence, but due to the breach of the Community Order from previous offending received a total of 6 months imprisonment
• Tinson was prosecuted for posting messages that was grossly offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character, 'Contrary to section 127(1)(b) and (3) of the Communications Act 2003.

http://www.chron.com/news/article/Texas-mother-accused-of-putting-child-in-oven-6924707.php

http://www.ajc.com/news/news/national/snapchat-filter-blamed-car-crash/nrC58/

where did the fish emoji go?

feel quite sad if that fish is gone