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Still pulled off a tie tho!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 September 2021 12:03 (two years ago) link

He has the tie breaker on account of cheating his way to the 1 seed. He also has 4 days to sneak past me in HR/RBI

, Thursday, 30 September 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link

oh that's the cheater :/

i'm down to just a 0.5 point lead in my other league. on the plus side, i'm only 3 RBIs behind the second place threat after last night and he's maxed out SS and 3B. if i can overtake him there i should be golden... i might even take on an extra catcher just to get as many rbi opportunities possible over the last three games.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 September 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

well he decided to get 7 HRs and 11 RBIs today, which is 7 HRs and 11 RBIs more than i got. i don't think i've ever seen a other shoe drop so powerfully

, Friday, 1 October 2021 02:34 (two years ago) link

Dude had an unholy day at the plate yesterday and jumped two points into a tie for first place with me.
I can take first if his average drops or if I get a few more RBIs or SB than him. But I can lose if he gets so much as one hold while hanging onto his other stats. Today is going to be nuts!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 14:19 (two years ago) link

i had pretty much no chance of winning unless i had a really good offense day and he didn't...but 5 of my hitters are benched today while every last one of his is starting

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

Not like it matters who starts or not anyways.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

he actually hasn't cheated against me at all, though i think that's more because he hasn't had a good chance to

realizing i actually have a pathway to win via pitching... i have 4 starts today vs his 1 (he was out of adds), and his 1 (morton) is hopefully on a pitch limit. unfortunately i decided to stream reiver sanmartin, who is sucking but has a cool name
https://i.postimg.cc/rm2BCdy1/image.png

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

of course my pitchers just gave up 2 runs.... and of course if his morton gives up anything he's going straight to the bench

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link

Home runs from Vlad, Roberts and Polanco already. Leapfrogged dude in rbis - I think this league is mine!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

And take screen grabs!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

congrats on (probably) winning!

unfortunately i am pretty screwed, reiver sanmartin is the least of my worries and i'm now running a 4.50 ERA. going to need to get a W from logan webb and somehow make up 4 runs, which just isn't gonna happen today

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:23 (two years ago) link

I maybe have spoken too soon. Still ahead but he caught me in Sb and might pull even in holds shortly

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:48 (two years ago) link

that's why i constantly assume the worst.... you're messing with forces.....

logan webb has 4 more innings in him but the giants are doing too good they're certainly gonna take him out. hopefully reiver sanmartin can continue saving my life for a few more pitches

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link

Indeed. Forces be messing with me now.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:59 (two years ago) link

If I hadn’t said it before - this is the league I lost on the last day last year.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link

you gotta find a god to pray to

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

https://i.postimg.cc/Kj9f8Y9S/image.png

i've squeaked however briefly. reiver is still pitching which is terrifying me. who knows if webb will come back out. of course the thing that's actually going to happen is giovanny gallegos is going to come in and give up 12 runs in .1 IP

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

You’re on top there I assume?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

yup... of course now AVG is starting to come into play, as i'm hitting .143 to his .387

webb is batting, have a very bad feeling they're gonna keep him in until it's a tiny bit too late

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

and he gives up 2 singles lol

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link

lmao why are you doing this to me gabe kapler....you have won the game.......it's over............

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:31 (two years ago) link

that one run (so far) lost me ERA.... now i have to pray for aroldis chapman to blow up or something

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:33 (two years ago) link

from the bottom of my heart fuck gabe kapler you dumb idiot

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

Let us all pray Chapman blows up.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

it's gonna need to be that or estevez in colorado... or barlow in texas but they're losing big. those 3 runs just killed me.

if one of them does blow up and they find themselves on his bench though...........................

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link

and they aren't even bringing in estevez... forgot he has mychal givens so it all comes down to him

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

givens gives up 2... he's still beating me 3.986 to 4.009

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link

oh i'm a dummy, they didn't bring in estevez because it isn't the 9th.... i'm going crazy

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link

and they just blew the save opp for estevez... though as an o's fan i can't complain if the dbacks win here

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:11 (two years ago) link

championship now hinges on carlos estevez getting fucked up

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

HOLY SHIT?????/

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

let's see if this sticks lol

https://i.postimg.cc/FHQjjc2F/image.png

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

I have taken it!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:17 (two years ago) link

One less RBI today and it would have been a tie. We wound up tied in NSB and holds!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

hell yeah! the two ilxors who haven't removed their bookmarks from this thread won their leagues!

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link

(barring last minute scoring changes™)

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link

Nice!!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link

I’m sure if others were as amazing as, they’d be here too!

You sure dude isn’t going to try and cheat you (literally) out of your victory?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

if he does i'm saying something about it, i really need the money right now

, Monday, 4 October 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link

hell yeah! the two ilxors who haven't removed their bookmarks from this thread won their leagues!

― ✖, Sunday, October 3, 2021 7:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

oh i have not removed my bookmark, my other glorping league has just been such a boring bummer it hasn't been worth mentioning. but i'll give my season recap!

we have pitching staffs in this league instead of individual pitchers, which works well enough -- the team's collective pitching result scores them 0-27 points a day (technically like 30+ is possible but that's like a 15k perfect game). players score for all of the regular stuff, no minuses for strikeouts. also worth mentioning -- we have a "minors" system, where you can get not-yet-mlb-players during a second draft around the irl mlb draft, slot them in one of your six minor slots, and once you call them up, you "start a timer" on them. see, our keepers cost whatever round they're "ranked" at per fantasypros, but there are a bunch of ways to get discounts, the main one being your minors callups, who are at a 5/3/3 round discount in their first second and third years. we have 4 keepers (5 next year), so it's definitely worth getting minors guys in the pipeline. we had a guy with trea, acuna, and a couple of others all in rounds like 4-6 for years.

went into the season looking at a bit of a rebuilding year -- have a strong core of keepers -- devers, eloy, mountcastle on 3, 5, 5 rd discounts, olson at sticker price minus one, and a bunch of minors players ready to get called up -- lux, wander, rodgers. started the season EXTREMELY strong due to a bunch of my picks firing on all cylinders -- my first round pick of the padres pitching looked fantastic, jd martinez was raking, mondesi was raking when he played, chris taylor inexplicably solid -- so my gameplan was kind of out the window. i was in first place by the ASB despite having a middling overall score (5th or 6th out of 10, but my matchups had just been exceedingly lucky). my plan to sell at the deadline now made no sense, but buying in didn't feel right either, so i just kinda coasted. of course, when the sticky scandal ended in the sticky ban, the padres turned into dogshit and i started losing. failed my way into the playoffs, got beat in the first round, and our finals were... well, actually i need to go backwards again for a second.

so one of our managers quit midseason. he was in the league 5 years, but wasn't really enjoying it the past year or so, and this year after going like 10-2 in the first six weeks and 2-10 in the next six, quit. we had an "interim" guy step to the plate just to make sure the team was starting healthy players etc, although he wasn'tsure if he wanted to be a permanent manager going forward. the reason i bring this up is because the finals were that guy, and the commish who has won 3 of the past 10 years (he's no cheater like ✖'s commish, although he is definitely an absolute trade beast who knows when people are weak enough to make a bad trade). def not the finals i wanted to see! (obv i wanted to see me, or if not me, there are two other teams who had dominant seasons and have never won a pennant -- they both fell in the semis). the new guy won!

what gets funnier is that the old manager was like "oh cool, so we'll split the winnings?" and the commish was like "wtf you quit" and the new manager was like "uhh yeah ok i guess" and the commish was like "don't be soft!! you don't owe him anything!!" and it was a very minor scandal i guess. new manager ended up giving old manager back his buy-in at a charity event, and gave his entire winnings to the charity. no word on whether or not the old manager also donated his entry fee, i hope he did.

that's the whole story! i don't have advantageous draft picks next season yet, but i do have an overwhelming number of discount keepers that i might flip some of -- rodgers -5, wander -5, lux -5, devers -3, eloy -3, mountcastle -3, hiura -3, jp crawford -3... and adell, madrigal, marcelo mayer, elijah green and andruw jones jr (!) in the minors ready to call up when i have the room. almost certainly this coming season i will have to pull the trigger and really go for it, and the pipeline means my window is probably a few years.

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

(btw im not saying the sticky ban is why the padres tanked, but the timing more or less lined up with them going from Best Pitching In League to uhh in my league *checks stats* 22nd best)

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

Your league sounds very complicated!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link

ten or eleven years of additions makes it pretty overwhelming to describe at first, but week-to-week it's pretty easy because you just try to have good players locked in for the week (no in-week changes). and we had pretty stable managership for a few years so everyone was pretty up to date on it.

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

plus commish & i do plenty of spreadsheets to make it easy for ppl to see who they can keep in what round etc

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Monday, 4 October 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

i am mostly confused about having a robust minor league system but only 4/5 keepers a year

, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

I think there’s two sets of keepers - one for majors and one for minors?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 03:22 (two years ago) link

yes exactly! sorry i didn't see this

the "minors slots" are keepable in perpetuity for free, but once you start them, they are no longer a "minors player" -- and must be kept with a "keeper slot."

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

to enter the minor slot they must A) be in the irl minors, and B) never been started by any team (so like, if a 30 year old spends a rehab stint in the minors, you can't put him there). once they're there, you can keep them there forever, even if they get called up, but they aren't earning you points. luckily we haven't had to make a rule about how long they're there yet because nobody's abused it. i came close by keeping buxton in my minors for like 3 years of his major league career (i was waiting for him to get good)

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

ah that makes sense then. sounds fun

, Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link


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