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Hunter Pence
Farm System: Houston Astros
Pos: RF
Height: 6-4
Weight: 210
Age: 23 years, 11 months old
Bats: Right
Throws: Right

Minor League Totals (3 seasons of A and AA):
308 games, 1175 ABs
.302 / .376 / .556 = .932
229 Ks vs. 139 BBs
SBs: 29 of 43 SBs (AA = 17 of 21)
Fielding: 1 error vs. 183 put outs (109 games with fielding stats recorded), 11 assists (3 double plays)

SPRING TRAINING 2007
19 Games
28 At-Bats
BA/OBP/SLG/OPS = .571 / .647 / 1.071 / 1.718
singles/doubles/triples/homeruns = 8 / 4 / 2 / 2
BB / K / HBP = 4 / 4 / 2
stolen bases/attempts = 2 / 2
runs / RBIs = 10 / 9

Since starting off the Spring 0-3, Pence has gone 16-25 (.640).

So after two solid seasons of A/A+ ball and a promotion to AA where he went All-Star, this kid is destroying the Grapefruit League.

What do Phil Garner and the Astros brass have to say about this?
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Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

:-(

can we just go back to the sandbox? this code is fucked.

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

here's my link:
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/4627416.html

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/4627416.html

Andy K, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Just wanted to make sure.

Andy K, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

HEY LOOK IT MIGHT JUST BE A LINK

Andy K, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Big Purp!

Andy K, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, I finally realized I needed to register for the new board, so here I am.

Hey Mr. Moderator, can we just make this the AstroThread 2007?

boldbury, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Here we go again. Lidge has got to go.

boldbury, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Lidge is a basket case. Just goes to show you how much of the game is mental.

novamax, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

how bout that luke scott, though?

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Just goes to show you how much of the game is hitting the shit out of the ball.

David R., Tuesday, 3 April 2007 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Officially, Garner is playing Scott and Jason Lane in a "loose platoon" in right field, but Scott was in the lineup against a lefty last night. If he keeps hitting lefties like that, Lane will be lucky to get a spot start here and there.


They've installed a Biggio Hit-Counter in left-center field at Minute Maid. It might as well be called the "Countdown to Chris Burke Playing 2B Full-Time" Counter.

BTW, Bidge got #2931 last night.

boldbury, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Luke Scott and Jason Lane in Loose Platoon

mattbot, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we have a peyote sequence featuring JR Richard & Joe Morgan in a Colt 45s uni?

David R., Tuesday, 3 April 2007 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

You mean another one?

mattbot, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

So who's up after Wheeler?

mattbot, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I know he didn't even pitch tonight, but I still blame Lidge for this loss.

Lidge is the Astros' Jonah. No wind will fill this team's sails until he is thrown over the side tied to a cannonball.

Or traded to the Red Sox at the very least...

novamax, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice Biblical reference, novamax. Will you be hanging around here more this season. We need more 'Stro fans on the board!

boldbury, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I have made conscious decisions to post more here and follow the Astros closer than I did last year. Dunno why but I just wasn't that into baseball this time last year.

novamax, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Brad Lidge 2007:
2 appearances
1.2 IP
5 hits
6 runs
1 HR
3 BB
1 K
ERA 16.20
WHIP 4.80
BAA .455

Steve Shasta, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

he's been relieved of closer duties.

maura, Monday, 9 April 2007 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Qualls Biggio denies Wheeler the chance to blow the save, at least for now.

mattbot, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Bob Howry to the rescue.

mattbot, Monday, 9 April 2007 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't understand Joe Sheehan's take on the Lidge demotion:

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=6091

He gives all these reasons why the demotion is a complete over-reaction by Garner ("Lidge lost his job because his teammates didn’t hit for a week."), but doesn't once mention the fact that Lidge has been pretty bad for over a year now. I agree that it naming Lidge the closer coming out of Spring Training was at the very least questionable, but it's silly to say that Lidge shouldn't have lost his job after only two outings. The decision wasn't based on those two outings alone.

boldbury, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I thought Sheehan conveniently forgot 2006 Lidge for the purposes of his argument. Still, a fun read (for a Cubs fan with nothing better to do than schadenfreude).

mattbot, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

From the AP recap of tonight's Marlins-Astros game:

Lee's home run to the Crawford Boxes in left field off Jorge Julio put Houston ahead 2-1 in the fourth. Lee, whose nickname is "El Caballo" or "The Horse," trotted around the bases and then galloped through the dugout on a stick horse while receiving congratulatory pats from his teammates.

I haven't found a photo of this yet, but I did see a clip of it later in the game. There was also a Carlos Lee fan club in the stands calling themselves "Los Caballitos".

boldbury, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Lopez's column was about Carlos and the way he seems to be fitting in for a long time to come, unlike short-timers like Randy Johnson and Kent.

After ten or so games, I like our chances to win the division, but that looks about as hard this year as beating Marky Ramone in Scrabble. I seriously think 84 wins will be enough.

novamax, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:35 (thirteen years ago) link

5-run 8th innings on consecutive nights! And the Astros weren't even playing the Giants.

Plus, Jason Lane has 4 home runs out of a total of 6 hits.

boldbury, Friday, 20 April 2007 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8294/capt205372615a744148a3euw4.jpg

mattbot, Monday, 23 April 2007 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

With the Astros currently enduring a seven-game losing streak, including a three-game sweep in Pittsburgh in which the Astro left 63 runners on base, Big Purp takes action:

Free Hunter Pence

boldbury, Saturday, 28 April 2007 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Hunter Pence's MLB Debut:

1-for-3 with a run scored.

His biggest contribution came in the 5th when he led off with a hit-by-pitch. Everett then followed with a double play ball, but Pence took out the pivot man with a hard slide at second, allowing Everett to reach safely. The Astros then scored 4 runs after 2 were out in the inning.

boldbury, Sunday, 29 April 2007 05:03 (thirteen years ago) link

The Jonah must be cast into the deep.

novamax, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

There's not just one Jonah on this team.

boldbury, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Hunter tonight:

1-for-4 with his first ML RBI on a triple in the first.

He also got picked later in the game by Mike Stanton before he had even thrown a pitch after coming in from the bullpen.


And another thing:

I'm tire of hearing national writers and talk show guys condemning the Astros for letting Biggio play over Chris Burke while he's chasing 3,000 hits. What they're not taking into consideration is that the Houston franchise has had ZERO players in its history to have reached any of the significant, HOF-type benchmark numbers (i.e. 3000 hits, 500 homers, 300 pitching wins). Biggio would be the first to do anything like that and it's even more important since Bagwell fell 49 homers short of 500 when his should finally gave out two years ago.

So all these guys are saying that the Astros are putting Biggio's personal record ahead of winning this year. While this may be true, in the mind of this Astros fan who watched Biggio catch Nolan Ryan in 1988 (and I can only assume, many others), that's OK. Because what they're really doing is putting a stamp of franchise-history legitimacy ahead of winning for this season.

And beside, going into play today, Biggio was leading the team in OPS with something in the .740 range. While that's not particularly great, it says to me that guys like Lance Berkman and Carlos Lee are not pulling their weight and it's not Biggio's fault that this team is not winning right now.

Thanks, I just had to get that off my chest.

boldbury, Thursday, 3 May 2007 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Hunter Pence hit his first ML home run today, an 8th-inning grand slam to cap off a 13-0 Astros victory.

boldbury, Saturday, 5 May 2007 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

that's cool and all but winning a WS probably gives more legitimacy to a franchise than one (1) potential HoFer.

BEARTRAP

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 6 May 2007 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, but does not playing Biggio automatically equate to a WS championship? And are the two neccessarily mutually exclusive?

And something else these national writers and talkers overlook is that Biggio's playing time is likely to decrease once he reaches 3,000 hits, which he'll do before the All-Star break. He's only 40 away right now.

boldbury, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I HATE YOU HUNTER PENCE

Belisarius, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Now I understand why they call him "Blownitez."

I was at the game, BTW.

boldbury, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

March 13, 2007, 9:47PM
Garner says Pence isn't top candidate for RF job


Pence is (was?) like the Johan Santana of OFs.

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Obviously that was a true statement. Pence is playing CF.

Let's look at some numbers:

Pence has started 16 games and the Astros are 11-5 in those games.

Going into play tonight:

.310 BA, .355 OBP, .603 SLG, 3 HR, 14 RBI.

After going 4-for-4 tonight (and 7-for-7 including last night) average is up to .355. Plus, he hit another bomb tonight, a shot up on the railroad tracks.

boldbury, Thursday, 17 May 2007 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, true. well the Twinkies mgmt originally brought johan up for long relief/mop-up. i wish more teams were like the A's... with their 8th/9th inning guys hurt, Beane calls up his 22 year old closer from AAA (9 saves, 1.75 ERA of course) and says "your first MLB outing may be a save situation, go get em tiger"...

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Pence is actually heating up (if that's possible) over his last 8 games:

17 hits, 4 doubles, 1 triple and 3 HRs

.586/.625/1.379 = OPS 2.004

7 Runs & 8 RBIs

1 SB, 1 CS

3BB vs. 2K

So where is he batting in the order:
#6 = 89% of the time
#5 = 5% of the time
#2 = 5% of the time

GET A BRANE MORANS

Steve Shasta, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

From today's BP Newsletter:

STAT OF THE DAY

Top 5 2007 NL Center Fielders, by VORP

Player, Team, EqA, VORP

Aaron Rowand, PHI, .320, 19.1
Carlos Beltran, NYN, .317, 18.2
Hunter Pence, HOU, .342, 11.0
Ryan Church, WAS, .298, 9.8
Josh Hamilton, CIN, .286, 8.0
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boldbury, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

more like hunter pimps!

cankles, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

This week's aggregate score so far:

Astros 8, Rangers/Giants/D'backs 53. I cannot remember a worse stretch of Astros baseball since I moved back to H-Town in 1997.

novamax, Saturday, 26 May 2007 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1998/lidgelleaguejj2.jpg

I wish I had found this earlier, it's not so relevant now. He's had a pretty great May: 14 appearances, 1.10 ERA, 0.61 WHIP, 22 K, 4 BB

mattbot, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

NL Rookie of the Month

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/4861878.html

boldbury, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no idea what is going on here:

http://images.chron.com/photos/2007/06/05/6559476/600xPopupGallery.jpg

boldbury, Thursday, 7 June 2007 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

...and he now leads going into the all star break.

way to go underpants!

inajar, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Under Pants out 4-6 weeks.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/sports/bb/4992518.html

:-(

boldbury, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Morgan Ensberg DFA'd.

Obvoiusly the result of acquiring Ty Wiggington on Saturday for Dan Wheeler. That trade is a gigantic WTF!!!!???? Surely there will be more moves if they unloaded Wheeler for a journeyman 3B. If that's the best Purp can pull off, he should be fired one minute past the trade deadline.

boldbury, Monday, 30 July 2007 03:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you saying that's a bad trade? Wiggington's had a pretty good year so far - whereas Wheeler's been pretty scetchy, no?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 30 July 2007 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd rather have Wigs than Ensberg at this point. I think Ensberg needs a new batting coach or a change of scenery or something.

polyphonic, Monday, 30 July 2007 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not saying that's a bad trade, just that I don't see how it makes the Astros significantly better for next year and beyond. The point of being a "seller" at the trade deadline is to get some young talent that should help you in the near future. Wigginton just seems to be a journeyman type that might be an upgrade for the short-term but not somebody Garner and his successors will be penciling into the lineup for the next 5-to-10 years.

boldbury, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Getting younger is great, but if you can't, getting more flexibility is also smart. I still don't really know where Wigs plays for this team though. Lamb is 3B and Berkman is 1B, right? Wigs is a terrible 2B (and a terrible 3B, for that matter).

polyphonic, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

he also plays the OF (poorly I'd imagine), no?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Has this ever happened before?

A walk-off wild pitch that scored the winning run from second base (aided by the ball rolling into the dugout and the runner being awarded home plate)?

boldbury, Sunday, 5 August 2007 07:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Roy-O Cameo at 2:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qPcmNdduVU

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boldbury, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry about the code. I guess we can't embed You Tube videos.

boldbury, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Out with Garner and Big Purp, in with Cecil Cooper.

Andy K, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

oh no PERP!

Dr Morbius, Monday, 27 August 2007 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Personally, I would have liked to have seen Purp fired but Garner stay, but I could really go either way on Gar. I'm pretty excited about Cecil Cooper, though. I think I have his 1987 Topps card. Maybe I should dig it out for good luck.

Not signing his top two draft picks was probably what finally did Purpura in. Also, at the ceremony honoring Biggio for 3000 hits two Sundays ago, Purpura got booed when he was introduced and then it happened again yesterday at the ceremony to retire Bagwell's number.

Was it just a coincidence that he gets fired the same day?

boldbury, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Wigs is a terrible 2B (and a terrible 3B, for that matter).

-- polyphonic, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 4:33 PM

Actually, he's been pretty steady at 3rd so far. And he always seems to be involved with scoring innings in one way or another. I'm happy with him so far, especially after his 8th-inning 2-run bomb to avoid a sweep at the hands of the Pie-roots yesterday.

boldbury, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess from Boston's point-of-view, the upside of trading Jeff Bagwell for Larry Andersen all those years ago was that Bagwell didn't show up at Fenway to have his number retired wearing this shirt.

http://images.chron.com/photos/2007/08/24/7619285/600xPopupGallery.jpg

boldbury, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, he's been pretty steady at 3rd so far. And he always seems to be involved with scoring innings in one way or another. I'm happy with him so far, especially after his 8th-inning 2-run bomb to avoid a sweep at the hands of the Pie-roots yesterday.

Yeah, after I posted that I watched him play a bit, and he seems way better than his stats would suggest. I'll admit to judging him mostly on his numbers.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Aug 30 Pence hit leadoff in the Astros' win over the Cardinals on Wednesday, the Houston Chronicle reports.

Recommendation: Interim manager Cecil Cooper cited Pence's .349 OBP as the reason to hit him in the leadoff spot over Craig Biggio, whose OBP is a paltry .286. "He's a kid that is pretty aggressive," Cooper said of Pence. "His on-base percentage is, I think, near the .350 mark. So you kind of want that guy up there to have an on-base percentage somewhere in that area." Cooper's comments suggest Pence will remain in the leadoff spot, although it's not a guarantee.

way2go4u coach

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 30 August 2007 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

HOUSTON ASTROS LEADOFF HITTER AND ALL-AROUND AGGRESSIVE KID HUNTER PENCE HIT TWO RUNS AND KNOCKED IN FIVE RBI

Andy K, Saturday, 1 September 2007 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

From the Astros MLB site:

Notes: Dedicated Backe back Tuesday, Astros go with SIX-man rotation

Impressive: Backe's return will fall three days short of the one-year mark since he underwent Tommy John elbow reconstruction surgery.

Bizarro: For the time being, the Astros will employ a six-man rotation, but that doesn't mean every starting pitcher will receive regular work.

Ace righty Roy Oswalt is going to pitch every fifth day, no matter what. Veteran Woody Williams can expect a similar schedule. All other starters -- Backe, Matt Albers, Troy Patton and Wandy Rodriguez -- will fill out the remaining days.

boldbury, Saturday, 1 September 2007 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Hunter Pence hit his 28th double of the season Monday, Sept. 3, against the Milwaukee Brewers. This marks ties Pence with 1B Lance Berkman and OF Luis Gonzalez for the most doubles in one season in club history.

not bad for a late-april rookie call-up who spent 3 weeks on the DL...

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 4 September 2007 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

JR Towles

Towles began the year with the Single-A Salem Avalanche, then the Double-A Corpus Christi Hooks, and by the end of the minor league season, was with the Triple-A Round Rock Express. He played a total of 100 games in the minor leagues and batted .287 with 11 home runs. Towles had his contract purchased by the Astros on September 4, 2007.

On September 20, 2007, Towles set a Houston Astros club record with 8 RBIs going 4-4 with a single, a double, a ground-rule double and a homerun (and a base on balls).

Steve Shasta, Friday, 21 September 2007 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

was HBP 3x in one game...

perhaps more telling: was drafted by Beane/Depodesta in 2002-2003 and opted not to sign.

Steve Shasta, Friday, 21 September 2007 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, I don't know if anybody noticed, but the Astros hired a general manager today.

boldbury, Friday, 21 September 2007 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Never forget to bring a Towles.

Andy K, Friday, 21 September 2007 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

uh, yeah. ed wade? sorry, dude.

j.q higgins, Friday, 21 September 2007 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://jrtowles.net/bracelet.jpg

These cool wrist bands are an exciting way to promote the unique message JR and staff had come up with. In a score book for baseball an "IBB" is an intentional walk. What a wonderful thought to have an "IBB" by your name in the book of Life, as you travel on your "Intentional Walk with Jesus".

govern yourself accordingly, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

GAY

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 21 September 2007 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

SIDES HURT SO BAD RIGHT NOW

Andy K, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

uh, yeah. ed wade? sorry, dude.

Yeah, I've got mixed feelings on it. On the one hand, he signed and developed a lot of talented players that are now major contributors at the Major League level (Howard, Utley, Hammels). On the other hand, the Phillies never made the postseason during his tenure as GM (although I personally believe that may have more to do with Larry Bowa). On the third hand, he's a Tal Smith protege, which means the Astros went through this whole dog and pony show of interviewing 11 candidates just to hire the guy that Uncle Drayton's right-hand man already knew everything about.

boldbury, Saturday, 22 September 2007 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Since I'll be in Houston this week for a conference, I'm going to go to Craig Biggio Rainbow Sleeve Jersey T-Shirt night on Friday.

boldbury (and/or other resident ILBB Houstonites), wanna go? I'm not sure how good the game's going to be, but I bet it'll be better than "Managing Stakeholder Feedback," "Using Data to Make Critical Design Decisions," and every other ultra-exciting panel I've got to attend.

govern yourself accordingly, Monday, 24 September 2007 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Wade is responsible for virtually every good player on the current Phillies roster. Gillick traded Thome for Rowand about 15 days after he was hired, but just about everyone else (Ruiz, Howard, Utley, Rollins, Thome who begat Rowand, Victorino, Myers, Kendrick, Burrell ... as an assistant Wade pushed hard for the acquisition of Abreu ... I mean, that's a pretty good team and comprised mainly of players developed by the Phillies internally. He made some bad moves, but what other GM can claim to have developed so many decent major league players in such a short time?

polyphonic, Monday, 24 September 2007 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

wanna go?

Maybe. Who are you?

boldbury, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link

<i>Maybe. Who are you?</i>

Hah, sorry. ex-"d4niel c0hen" or some variation thereof ca. old-ILX (mostly posting on this board, mothballed yardworker, etc.), been generally lurking since the switchover for a bunch of reasons. Email me at danielcohen at gmail dot com if you wanna talk plans. Getting on a plane in a few hours.

govern yourself accordingly, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Brad Lidge traded with Eric Bruntlett to Phillies for Michael Bourne, Mike Costanzo, and Geoff Geary.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5283755.html

boldbury, Thursday, 8 November 2007 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Answer-Man-Hunter-Pence-on-glass-doors-World-o;_ylt=AifNFrHt0bhdSDBG.rAktRIRvLYF?urn=mlb,76154

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 April 2008 02:47 (twelve years ago) link

blerg

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2008/04/ipt/1207822149.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 April 2008 02:48 (twelve years ago) link

mets extra innings is taking its toll on me what say you hunter?

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2008/04/ipt/1207822149.jpg

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 April 2008 02:49 (twelve years ago) link

^^this is why you're batting .150!!!!

NOT HOLDING BAT RIGHT

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 April 2008 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

eight years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwJUnQaUAAAMf0c.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 November 2016 16:23 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

is mike pence his dad thanks

johnny crunch, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:48 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee8mV8TUcAAwK8u?format=jpg&name=small

Andy K, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:57 (three months ago) link

*twitches nervously*

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 15:59 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

DF... with nowhere to assign him, I guess he's just cut?

.096/.161/.250
2 HR
6 RBI

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:17 (three months ago) link

probably send him to the alternate training site/sacramento if no one claims him

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:21 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Hunter Pence is out in McCovey Cove today on a boat holding a "Let's Go Giants" sign.

— Kerry Crowley (@KO_Crowley) September 27, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 September 2020 20:16 (two months ago) link

<3

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:29 (two months ago) link

Video!

http://www.mlb.com/video/hunter-pence-s-boat-party

clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:10 (two months ago) link

https://www.mlb.com/video/hunter-pence-s-boat-party

(Gotta leave the 's' on.)

clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:10 (two months ago) link

I think Hunter Pence's Boat Party is a great name for a band.

clemenza, Monday, 28 September 2020 00:15 (two months ago) link


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