Dom Delillo Presents: THE NAMES (of Minor Leaguers)

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Leee, Friday, 16 March 2007 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

What?! No Stubby Clapp!!??

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

jorge poo tang isn't enough for you?

j.q higgins, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

can never get enough poo tang.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

No Osiris Matos, either. But as jq mentions...!

Other delights:

Jean Luc Blaquiere
Arquimedes Euclides Caminero
Ludovicus Van Mil
Henry Henry
Gil Gil
Humbert Humbert
Rowdy Hardy
Callix Crabbe
Melquisedec Mesa
Phillippe-Alexandre Valquette
Kleininger Teran

Leee, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:02 (twelve years ago) link



Leee, Friday, 16 March 2007 18:03 (twelve years ago) link

i think that's the best. i still can't decide if callix crabbe is a constellation, a crustacean & cheese dip or a disease one's contracted in the tropics.

j.q higgins, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

Boof Bonser!!!!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:18 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

not a perfect fit, but White Sox hotel pseudonyms:

Dr. Sphincter Rumpczek!

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 01:52 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

happy 124th to Urban Shocker

mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 15:54 (four years ago) link

also let's hear it for the legendary prez of the PCL, Pants Rowland. Pants!

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:59 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

among the pitchers to throw a no-hitter in the pacific coast league are:

Sea Lion Hall (twice)
Red Toner
Bill Malarkey
Skeeter Fanning (twice)
Suds Sutherland
Death Valley Jim Scott
Tiny Bonham
Cotton Pippen
Kewpie Dick Barrett
Red Munger
Bubba Church
Luis 'Foreign Object' Tiant

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 January 2016 02:51 (three years ago) link

I am dismayed to see that I illegally snuck Humbert Humbert into my list of notables upthread.

Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 14 January 2016 06:51 (three years ago) link

three years pass...

the oakland a's have called up outfielder SKYE BOLT

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 May 2019 16:13 (four months ago) link

Pitcher Cre Finfrock was transferred to Lansing from Extended Spring Training.

The 22-year-old Finfrock, whose first name is pronounced “Cree,” was drafted by Toronto in the 29th round in 2018 from the University of Central Florida.

mookieproof, Monday, 6 May 2019 22:11 (four months ago) link

Rays Place Mike Zunino On IL, Select Anthony Bemboom

johnny crunch, Friday, 10 May 2019 15:17 (four months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Did you guys know that there are more Japanese baseball video game names

— college graduate sword girl (@ldrinkh20) May 31, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 31 May 2019 18:46 (three months ago) link

Andy K, Friday, 31 May 2019 18:56 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

mookieproof, Monday, 24 June 2019 16:00 (two months ago) link


d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:22 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Guys, I have done what I can to assure that The Jesus Lizard is played while Jesus Luzardo pitches at Cheney Stadium on Sunday. It's out of my hands now.

— Mike Curto (@CurtoWorld) August 21, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 19:17 (three weeks ago) link

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