"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

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This will be fun, I'm sure.

van smack, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:06 (ten years ago) link

YES

sanskrit, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:22 (ten years ago) link

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

sanskrit, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:22 (ten years ago) link

3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd

qft

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:02 (ten years ago) link

someone get ozzie on twitter plz

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:03 (ten years ago) link

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ? about 17 hours ago via txt

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:04 (ten years ago) link

A greeting Latin people thanks for the special Venezuela country but nonwise support that me traia dolres of head with people

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:06 (ten years ago) link

Someone will have to translate some of his updates if they're good enough to share.

van smack, Thursday, 25 February 2010 03:04 (ten years ago) link

chances that this twitter even makes it out of spring training alive?

Guillen said he wouldn't follow anyone else on Twitter: "I never follow anyone, and I never will."

sanskrit, Thursday, 25 February 2010 14:53 (ten years ago) link

what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass...

WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS OZZIE!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:23 (ten years ago) link

Guillen said he wouldn't follow anyone else on Twitter: "I never follow anyone, and I never will."

DAMN you couldn't make this shit up

call all destroyer, Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:00 (ten years ago) link

@OzzieGuillen Bed and bath I love this places
3 minutes ago via txt

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:32 (ten years ago) link

went to the sandwich shop and read about this in the sun times, now following coach guillen on twitter

Anton Levain (jdchurchill), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:17 (ten years ago) link

Looking for tickets to go to wrestlemania, I need help with that, they r way too expensive
9 minutes ago via web

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:38 (ten years ago) link

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?
6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:40 (ten years ago) link

3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd
6:10 PM Feb 23rd via web

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:40 (ten years ago) link

<3

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:40 (ten years ago) link

This is the best thing ever

van smack, Friday, 26 February 2010 02:31 (ten years ago) link

mlb network guys awesome job..Harold R...can't have twitter account bc no one follow u lol about 4 hours ago via txt

Ozzie is great.

van smack, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:12 (ten years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Iam very bad playing texas holder

Mark C, Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:41 (ten years ago) link

lol!

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 1 March 2010 00:57 (ten years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Big game tomorrow and is no because the cubs about 2 hours ago via txt

jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 05:44 (ten years ago) link

Good star loved exited very exited
9:25 PM Mar 4th via txt

Just saw and talked to nolan wow one of the best ever what a pleasure.
9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt

Nolan Ryan
9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt

francisF, Saturday, 6 March 2010 17:13 (ten years ago) link

I SO SAD

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/f/e/7/d/Orioles_vs_Athletics_d628.JPG

sanskrit, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:32 (ten years ago) link

Today is the birthday of one of my favorite people ever frank you are the best happy birthday my great friend and is not thomas

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:03 (ten years ago) link

FUN HATERS
White Sox nix Guillen's plans for own website

bnw, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:33 (ten years ago) link

OzzieGuillen let's eat suchi now

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 01:16 (ten years ago) link

yesssssss

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Happy st. Patrick day big day in chitown go green yesssss drink safe please and please don't drive enjoy

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:05 (ten years ago) link

You can put it on the bored yesssssss

Andy K, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:20 (ten years ago) link

Enjoy with my family nothing better than that my boys and friends thas one tink keep me a live

felicity, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:22 (ten years ago) link

Next cult ILB thread: I Ate Suchi Next to Ozzie Guillen Last Night

felicity, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:23 (ten years ago) link

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?
6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago)

OMG LOL. Dyeing with laughter.

felicity, Saturday, 20 March 2010 11:25 (ten years ago) link

OzzieGuillen

At the game go blackhawk 5 minutes ago via txt

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 01:47 (ten years ago) link

Oh my god 0 and 2 when I watch the blackhawk no more. I jinx them 8:51 PM Mar 20th via txt

felicity, Sunday, 28 March 2010 06:43 (ten years ago) link

OzzieGuillen
Goo luck to my guys for a great summer and all the venezuelan player even the ones I hate to death

Andy K, Monday, 5 April 2010 12:40 (ten years ago) link

yessss

van smack, Monday, 5 April 2010 13:19 (ten years ago) link

@OzzieGuillen Sorry food
less than 20 seconds ago

@Ozzie Guillen Nine still great love the foot
3 minutes ago

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:42 (ten years ago) link

I like how his clarification does little to actually clarify wtf he's talking about

congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:11 (ten years ago) link

"Nine, a dining establishment located in Chicago, is still great. I love the foot."

Andy K, Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:19 (ten years ago) link

He's saying he meant to tweet he loves the "food," not the "foot".

felicity, Monday, 12 April 2010 08:34 (ten years ago) link

Does anyone have info RE: US Cell?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 01:08 (ten years ago) link

kick

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:30 (ten years ago) link

I hate the foot.

Andy K, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 17:51 (ten years ago) link

us cell is a v v nice place to see a game tbh. this shocked me, mostly bcuz of how ugly it is on TV

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:01 (ten years ago) link

YOU MAKE THE CALL

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHW/1988.shtml

Guillen was so brutal -- not just a slap hitter but a free-swinging slap hitter (26 BBs as a career high) and a basepath liability (169 SB/109 CS).

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Monday, 31 January 2011 17:50 (nine years ago) link

i can't believe that team's record was as good as it was

omar little, Monday, 31 January 2011 18:20 (nine years ago) link

Me neither. What an awful collection of players.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 January 2011 20:28 (nine years ago) link

their best player, and it wasn't even close, was a 40 yr old catcher who played half a season.

omar little, Monday, 31 January 2011 21:06 (nine years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Sorry people this is bad crazy oh my god

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Is to windy

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:30 (nine years ago) link

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
I touht this was fun now I know sorry to al u people I feel very bad now sorry

Wrong-Way Willy (Andy K), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 02:55 (nine years ago) link

hi dere

http://i.imgur.com/33iwe.jpg

sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:44 (nine years ago) link

OzzieGuillen: Watching the game and eating my jello http://twitpic.com/3xae4f

Maltodextrin, Monday, 7 February 2011 03:01 (nine years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/OzzieGuillen/status/37238266042253312

sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:13 (nine years ago) link

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Adam Dunn will bat 3rd or 4th for #WhiteSox. As for the spring opener? Ozzie: "Buy the (bleeping) ticket, you'll find out."

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 19:46 (nine years ago) link

don't even need to open that

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:28 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Getting ready to watch bruno the movie lol
51 seconds ago

Joey cora favorite movie
19 seconds ago

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, 20 March 2011 03:36 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Happy eastern my friends new day let star kick some butt
35 minutes ago

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:59 (nine years ago) link

KenDavidoff
Ozzie Guillen could receive a suspension for his in-game tweets (Wednesday night at #Yankees). #MLB seriously considering it. #WhiteSox

Andy K, Friday, 29 April 2011 13:00 (nine years ago) link

i'd post 2 games but all of you know that because of Twitter

sanskrit, Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:36 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome

We will miss you slim jim

U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth

mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 21:19 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

"@nomecallolaboca: @OzzieGuillen Where did you learn to speak english?"> I'm still learning but in minors john kruk teach me

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Sunday, 3 July 2011 07:38 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Sending Dunn out there v lefties is just cruel

one month passes...

BIEVENIDO A MIAMI

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:51 (nine years ago) link

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:52 (nine years ago) link

they should trade him to the cardinals. larussa + lomo = reality show

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:53 (nine years ago) link

not yr teaM ANYMORE?

xp

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 00:54 (nine years ago) link

<3<3<3

“F--- more years. I want more money,’’ Guillen said. “I don’t work here for years. No, I want more money. Years, what, I’m going to die poor with the White Sox? Hell, no. Listen this is my job. It’s the only thing I can do. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

“Life is about money. People don’t believe that. People are happy after they make money, f--- it.’’

<3<3<3

yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:04 (nine years ago) link

I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

not so. robots will take over for doctors and lawyers, but no-one suggests they will replace baseball managers.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:07 (nine years ago) link

fuck yeah, ozzie

blank, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:23 (nine years ago) link

i highly doubt that he will ever be unemployed, though. if that ever happens, shit is really fucked up

blank, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:24 (nine years ago) link

if the marlins have such issues with lomo tweeting, why on earth would they go after ozzie?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 01:27 (nine years ago) link

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

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i can already picture the lomo/ozzie twitter moment on some sheen/kutcher emmys backstage broing down

sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:04 (nine years ago) link

i will miss him in chicago

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:06 (nine years ago) link

Hope Reinsdorf goes after TLR.

Will miss you, Ozzie.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:23 (nine years ago) link

haha be careful what u wish for

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:38 (nine years ago) link

ugh please no TLR, then i wouldn't have a chicago team i could root for anymore

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 02:46 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

Ozzie Guillen
O Junior still care about soxs players cut the crab lol lol u are a fish now

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 03:00 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

I love Jeffrey Loria and respect him for staying in power so long.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:15 (eight years ago) link

''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' sanskrit told ILX.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:26 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

@OzzieGuillen

tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 18:19 (eight years ago) link

buster olney u so full a shit whit u stupidcomments about the miami team we still play hard we yes no wingames i think u no watch.

— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 15, 2012

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 September 2012 00:43 (eight years ago) link

Y U NO WATCH MIAMI MARLINS

Andy K, Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:08 (eight years ago) link

@OzzieGuillen
happy bithday lil wayne my guy u are the man dawg

Andy K, Thursday, 27 September 2012 16:12 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

the marlins have dismissed manager ozzie guillen

rip

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:48 (eight years ago) link

Also, as a parting gift, you can put this sculpture on eBay for us and pocket five percent.

Andy K, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:50 (eight years ago) link

if only he'd been free to interview in Boston

crazy uncle in the attic (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 20:40 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/4FS9hrH.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:14 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Dude just dropped a photo of a murdered guy on my timeline, thanks bud.

polyphonic, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:06 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

@jjcoop36
Ozzie Guillen is managing again. He's the Frontier League Normal CornBelters' guest manager on Wednesday. His son Ozney is on the team

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:12 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Ozzie will be at the SABR convention in Miami this summer on the Perspectivas del Béisbol: Covering Baseball for Hispanic Fans On ESPN Deportes panel.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 March 2016 02:22 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

― sanskrit, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:22 AM (ten years ago)

Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher pic.twitter.com/KJyvwJTWOM

— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) August 6, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:44 (three months ago) link


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