2010 MLB Police Blotter

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"{Lance Broadway}'s taken his shirt off, he takes a running start from Ivan's left-hand side, punching Ivan in the left side of the face, knocking him out. It broke his orbital socket, broke his cheekbone...shattered his nose, detached his retina...."

Sorrels said that McGuire kicked Pinney in the face after he had dropped to his knees. Afterwards, according to Sorrels, a brawl broke out and Broadway punched several women, knocking one out.

Andy K, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 08:36 (ten years ago) link

holy jesus that guy's face!

voices from the manstep (brownie), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:55 (ten years ago) link

Have we forgotten the Laird brothers arrest? Now with Grandpa:


Gerald Laird insisted afterward that the whole thing was just a misunderstanding, but now the Arizona Republic has some further details. Chief among them is that the entire incident started when the Laird brothers' 70-year-old grandfather allegedly touched the wife of Celtics player Eddie House "inappropriately" while they were all in the arena's "lounge" area.

felicity, Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:44 (ten years ago) link


No, we most certainly have not.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:49 (ten years ago) link

i would buy in a heartbeat a coffee table book of different photos of dombrowski making that face across 200 pages

sanskrit, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Perhaps Grandpa Laird should paint the town w/ Rip Torn

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:41 (ten years ago) link

i would buy in a heartbeat a coffee table book of different photos of dombrowski making that face across 200 pages

Sorta can't wait until the day after Leyland quits/is fired.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:54 (ten years ago) link

wtf eddie house is a total bro--i hate the laird brothers forever now.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:55 (ten years ago) link

According to the police report Brandon Laird then "shouted derogatory remarks toward House and other women at the lounge before taking a swing at one of the women."


♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:19 (ten years ago) link

eight years pass...

Putting a whole new spin on "short relief"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:24 (one year ago) link

second ex-Yankee born-again dude who got busted for this kind of crime

omar little, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:50 (one year ago) link

now, now....he's also an ex-Dodger, Expo, Ranger

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:34 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...
six months pass...

Former MLB pitcher Octavio Dotel was arrested in the Dominican Republic as part of what the Office of the Attorney General called the “largest operation against organized crime” in the country. There are no details yet as to why Dotel himself was arrested. https://t.co/DWlu0xlI2f

— Marly Rivera (@MarlyRiveraESPN) August 20, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:15 (eleven months ago) link

Luis Castillo too!

omar little, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:16 (eleven months ago) link

to be clear, ex-Marlin and Met infielder Luis Castillo.

omar little, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:17 (eleven months ago) link

Former Mets second baseman and Long Island Ducks manager Wally Backman arrested after domestic dispute with woman, cops say: https://t.co/yLZgFMVxdU pic.twitter.com/oszajSQHSy

— Newsday Sports (@NewsdaySports) August 30, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 17:37 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

BREAKING NEWS: #Pirates closer Felipe Vazquez arrested, charged with solicitation of a child, providing obscene material to minors.

Florida authorities say Vazquez sent a message to a 15-year-old girl suggesting they would meet for sex after the season. https://t.co/HhJTsxGrkw

— James Santelli (@JamesSantelli) September 17, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:24 (ten months ago) link

Not sure if it was mentioned but last week Vazquez & Crick got in a fight in the locker room. What a Nightmare indeed...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:30 (ten months ago) link


mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:31 (ten months ago) link

wow Kyle Crick vindicated

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:52 (ten months ago) link

didn't Crick fight someone else on the team as well?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:39 (ten months ago) link

i think he fought Vazquez twice

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:44 (ten months ago) link

actually no nm he had a vv heated argument with a coach over perceived favoritism towards Vazquez, then the second fight was Vazquez taking a couple swings at Crick after the latter refused to turn down some music he was playing.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:45 (ten months ago) link

just contract the team

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:50 (ten months ago) link

he's now been charged in pennsylvania as well, and denied bail as a flight risk

basically every additional tidbit of information that emerges is worse than before

clint hurdle said something vapid, but at least he didn't go full maddon. chris archer seems to have been the only person in the organization to respond to the situation like a, dare i say, leader

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 01:09 (ten months ago) link

What’d he say/do? Archers always been pretty well spoken.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 02:47 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

Josh Hamilton has been arrested & charged with a felony injury to a child. More details to come: https://t.co/7VtI8Ux4gK

— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) October 30, 2019

Andy K, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:13 (nine months ago) link

His kid. Fuck that guy forever.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:28 (nine months ago) link

oh yikes

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:44 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

sam dyson being investigate for domestic violence


na (NA), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:38 (eight months ago) link

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