2010 MLB Police Blotter

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"{Lance Broadway}'s taken his shirt off, he takes a running start from Ivan's left-hand side, punching Ivan in the left side of the face, knocking him out. It broke his orbital socket, broke his cheekbone...shattered his nose, detached his retina...."

Sorrels said that McGuire kicked Pinney in the face after he had dropped to his knees. Afterwards, according to Sorrels, a brawl broke out and Broadway punched several women, knocking one out.

Andy K, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 08:36 (eleven years ago) link

holy jesus that guy's face!

voices from the manstep (brownie), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Have we forgotten the Laird brothers arrest? Now with Grandpa:


Gerald Laird insisted afterward that the whole thing was just a misunderstanding, but now the Arizona Republic has some further details. Chief among them is that the entire incident started when the Laird brothers' 70-year-old grandfather allegedly touched the wife of Celtics player Eddie House "inappropriately" while they were all in the arena's "lounge" area.

felicity, Thursday, 4 February 2010 09:44 (eleven years ago) link


No, we most certainly have not.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

i would buy in a heartbeat a coffee table book of different photos of dombrowski making that face across 200 pages

sanskrit, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

Perhaps Grandpa Laird should paint the town w/ Rip Torn

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

i would buy in a heartbeat a coffee table book of different photos of dombrowski making that face across 200 pages

Sorta can't wait until the day after Leyland quits/is fired.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:54 (eleven years ago) link

wtf eddie house is a total bro--i hate the laird brothers forever now.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 February 2010 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

According to the police report Brandon Laird then "shouted derogatory remarks toward House and other women at the lounge before taking a swing at one of the women."


♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 4 February 2010 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

eight years pass...

Putting a whole new spin on "short relief"

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:24 (two years ago) link

second ex-Yankee born-again dude who got busted for this kind of crime

omar little, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:50 (two years ago) link

now, now....he's also an ex-Dodger, Expo, Ranger

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:34 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
six months pass...

Former MLB pitcher Octavio Dotel was arrested in the Dominican Republic as part of what the Office of the Attorney General called the “largest operation against organized crime” in the country. There are no details yet as to why Dotel himself was arrested. https://t.co/DWlu0xlI2f

— Marly Rivera (@MarlyRiveraESPN) August 20, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:15 (two years ago) link

Luis Castillo too!

omar little, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:16 (two years ago) link

to be clear, ex-Marlin and Met infielder Luis Castillo.

omar little, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:17 (two years ago) link

Former Mets second baseman and Long Island Ducks manager Wally Backman arrested after domestic dispute with woman, cops say: https://t.co/yLZgFMVxdU pic.twitter.com/oszajSQHSy

— Newsday Sports (@NewsdaySports) August 30, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 30 August 2019 17:37 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

BREAKING NEWS: #Pirates closer Felipe Vazquez arrested, charged with solicitation of a child, providing obscene material to minors.

Florida authorities say Vazquez sent a message to a 15-year-old girl suggesting they would meet for sex after the season. https://t.co/HhJTsxGrkw

— James Santelli (@JamesSantelli) September 17, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:24 (two years ago) link

Not sure if it was mentioned but last week Vazquez & Crick got in a fight in the locker room. What a Nightmare indeed...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:30 (two years ago) link


mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:31 (two years ago) link

wow Kyle Crick vindicated

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:52 (two years ago) link

didn't Crick fight someone else on the team as well?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:39 (two years ago) link

i think he fought Vazquez twice

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:44 (two years ago) link

actually no nm he had a vv heated argument with a coach over perceived favoritism towards Vazquez, then the second fight was Vazquez taking a couple swings at Crick after the latter refused to turn down some music he was playing.

omar little, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:45 (two years ago) link

just contract the team

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:50 (two years ago) link

he's now been charged in pennsylvania as well, and denied bail as a flight risk

basically every additional tidbit of information that emerges is worse than before

clint hurdle said something vapid, but at least he didn't go full maddon. chris archer seems to have been the only person in the organization to respond to the situation like a, dare i say, leader

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 01:09 (two years ago) link

What’d he say/do? Archers always been pretty well spoken.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 02:47 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Josh Hamilton has been arrested & charged with a felony injury to a child. More details to come: https://t.co/7VtI8Ux4gK

— Evan Grant (@Evan_P_Grant) October 30, 2019

Andy K, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:13 (one year ago) link

His kid. Fuck that guy forever.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:28 (one year ago) link

oh yikes

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 21:44 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

sam dyson being investigate for domestic violence


na (NA), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 20:38 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

🚨BREAKING: Ex-Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling has been arrested in connection with his alleged involvement with Steve #Bannon's fraudulent fundraising scam.

Schilling sat on the board of Bannon's scam “Build The Wall” PAC.#busted
h/t @TrueFactsStated https://t.co/Jo2NUwxq5f

— Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) August 20, 2020

na (NA), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:32 (one year ago) link


syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:12 (one year ago) link


The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:53 (one year ago) link

wow, couldn't have happened to a....more appropriate person. what a piece of shit

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:54 (one year ago) link

i don't think this has happened yet, although it might still

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:55 (one year ago) link

yeah that article/website doesn't exactly look legit

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:57 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Top Pirates SS prospect Oneil Cruz is facing charges of DUI in car accident that killed 3 people in DR:


Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 03:53 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

randy arozarena arrested in mexico for 'problems relating to his ex-partner'


mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:39 (ten months ago) link


early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 22:41 (ten months ago) link

damn. I liked arozarena a lot, too.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 23:38 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Omar Vizquel under investigation for allegations of domestic abuse.

"He's not the person you see."

w/ @Ken_Rosenthal: https://t.co/MZ0PGk4fjW

— Katie Strang (@KatieJStrang) December 16, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 December 2020 13:34 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

Fucking hell.

Andy K, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 00:33 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...


, Friday, 19 February 2021 19:12 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Damon and his wife were pulled over at around 1:23 a.m. on Feb. 19 in Windermere, Fla. after cops say he was swerving on the road and driving erratically.

Once a cop stopped Damon ... body cam footage captured the 47-year-old ex-Yankee and Red Sox outfielder admitting to drinking before getting behind the wheel.

Then, an intense standoff between the officer, the ex-MLB star and the baseball player's wife ensued.

In the video, you can see the officer ordered Damon and his wife, Michelle Mangan-Damon, to stay in the car, but neither complied ... and a pushing and shoving squabble broke out.

At one point, the officer grabbed Mangan-Damon's wrist ... before Johnny got involved to separate the two.

The bumping and pushing got so heated, the officer's body camera was actually knocked to the ground.

Fortunately for all parties, backup arrived, and officers were able to settle down the scene.

Damon and his wife repeatedly talked about their support for cops, mentioning over and over, "Blue lives matter."

And, at one point, Damon brought up his affinity for Trump to a cop, saying "Hey, bro, I'm a good f***ing guy. I know people are trying to target me because I'm a Trump supporter."

Damon was then asked to complete some field sobriety tests ... but you can see on the video, it doesn’t look like he exactly passed any of them with flying colors.

Damon was ultimately arrested and booked on multiple charges, including driving under the influence and resisting arrest without violence.

A police report later showed cops said Damon's blood-alcohol level was .30, nearly FOUR TIMES the legal limit.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:24 (seven months ago) link

“Damon was then said to have hurled the body cam away, but it only travelled 5 feet and continued recording the scene.”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 08:21 (seven months ago) link


mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 08:24 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

Marcell Ozuna grabbed his wife by the neck and threw her against a wall, and hit her with his cast, according to Sandy Springs Police who say they witnessed it. From SSPD: pic.twitter.com/AErSrEJ9VX

— David O'Brien (@DOBrienATL) May 30, 2021

ugh i liked this guy

na (NA), Sunday, 30 May 2021 03:45 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

this bauer stuff is bad

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 July 2021 07:15 (three months ago) link

“Seven-day administrative leave”

Andy K, Friday, 2 July 2021 17:45 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

starlin castro

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 17:35 (two months ago) link

remember when the cubs let starlin castro leave in favor of addison russell

na (NA), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 18:42 (two months ago) link

i was thinknig in my head this had happened before and you've now made me realize i was thinking of russell!

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 19:58 (two months ago) link

Bauer’s career is in jeopardy, and his stay with the Dodgers could be over, the sexual-assault allegations having turned a pitcher in his prime into a pariah in his own clubhouse, where no teammate has spoken publicly about him or come to his defense. Two people with knowledge of Dodgers clubhouse dynamics, who are unauthorized to speak publicly about the situation, said that a majority of players do not want Bauer back under any circumstances.


Andy K, Monday, 26 July 2021 14:22 (two months ago) link

poor guy will just hate to retire early in the most comfortable place that anyone could possibly imagine for the rest of his life, always burdened with the knowledge that he could have spent a few more years of his mid-30s in front of tens of thousands of people cheering for him because he threw the ball good, but he didn't get that chance

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 July 2021 18:25 (two months ago) link

must be incredibly hard on him to refrain from Posting Through It

mookieproof, Monday, 26 July 2021 18:35 (two months ago) link

never admit fault, never admit anything, everyone else is wrong, post post post

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 26 July 2021 19:13 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

jonah keri pleads guilty to some very bad shit


mookieproof, Monday, 30 August 2021 19:58 (one month ago) link

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