POX: Barry Zito Twitters

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@BrianWilson38 Banana hammy's are hot, on girls only, sans banana... ass-hamstring separation..

@almostcool Been into Esperanza Spalding's new one, Mars Volta, System of a Down, Al Jarreau's self-titled, Any and all D'angelo

eating a late breakfast in the marina, Michael Buble's "Home" playing...

6am listening to T-Rex, sick

tough loss today, we battled, good sign... Just got to Marin, gonna watch a sunset with my boy Byrnes...

i am completely inspired by this Susan Boyle. her inner light really shines when she sings doesn't it?!

brokeback Mt Tam morelike

It's cold in my room, but my Dutch oven warms me up..

If 3 celebs are at dinner and they're all typing a twit is it a mona je twit? hmmm..

It's one thing to have close friends outside of my job but my brothers on the field know something others will never know.

Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

http://twitter.com/BarryZito

Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

tough loss today, we battled, good sign... Just got to Marin, gonna watch a sunset with my boy Byrnes...

~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

the "..." sort of hints at a vast reservoir of longing

~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

we need to poll these obvs

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 April 2009 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

ok so

tough loss today, we battled, good sign... Just got to Marin, gonna watch a sunset with my boy Byrnes...

brokeback Mt Tam morelike

It's one thing to have close friends outside of my job but my brothers on the field know something others will never know.

~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

NEW SCREEN NAME

mona je twit (Andy K), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

O_O @ mona je twiw

pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

twit

xactly

pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

"ass-hamstring separation"

mona je twit (Andy K), Friday, 24 April 2009 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

"hmmmm"

"It's one thing to have close friends outside of my job but my brothers on the field know something others will never know."

I bet it's that he has a third nipple.

Alex in SF, Friday, 24 April 2009 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

Or only one ball.

Alex in SF, Friday, 24 April 2009 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

or when he pisses in the shower it's not urine but rather talent

~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, 24 April 2009 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

zang

pleasure p (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 April 2009 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

In a Nob Hill cafe...Jamiroquai just got trumped by John William's sweet sounds of his nylon string guitar..

mona je twit (Andy K), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

(No mention of Wilson's third "fluke" within the last month last night...)

tough game. Sanchy battled hard, the boys tied it, and Mets got lucky in a fluke of Wilson. Come out fighting hard tomo

tough battle today. Wilson's the man, what a fluke... on plane about to fly home to God's country..

i've been infected by the Kings of Leon and i don't want the anecdote

Tito Linndrum (Andy K), Saturday, 16 May 2009 11:40 (eleven years ago) link

yall dont have the peanut butter one up yet?
for shame

sanskrit, Saturday, 16 May 2009 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

POO: Covelli Crisp Twitters

of the flight the plane was movin like a Wakefield knuckleball lol. i just new that was it 4 me... us but we make it. i hope the rain 2day

http://twitter.com/Coco_Crisp

Theriot Killa (Andy K), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 23:09 (ten years ago) link

Make that two:

red bull is amaZing

Theriot Killa (Andy K), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 23:10 (ten years ago) link

He is following Ryan Seacrest, Sylvester Stallone, and Tony Robbins.

Theriot Killa (Andy K), Tuesday, 9 June 2009 23:12 (ten years ago) link

If you were Brian Sabean, would you trade for a big bat this year? If so, would you use Cain as the bait? I don't feel like this team is good enough to do anything in the playoffs, but they are playing a lot better than I expected they would.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 11 June 2009 05:29 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

lol heard that on the radio this morning, people were subbing in lines about his contract and hanging curveball

bnw, Friday, 7 August 2009 18:09 (ten years ago) link

if only we could embed the song into this thread

bnw, Friday, 7 August 2009 18:10 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

San Francisco Giants pitcher Barry Zito was injured in a two-car collision in West Hollywood, authorities said today.

Zito was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with unknown injuries and apparently released this morning, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lt. Ana Brackpool of the West Hollywood Station said.

The other driver was not injured, Brackpool said.

It was unclear what caused the crash, Brackpool said.

The collision occurred about 7:50 p.m. Wednesday at the intersection of Sunset Boulevard and Sunset Plaza Drive, Brackpool said.

No official report was made by sheriff's deputies early this morning, Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Sgt. Joseph Morien said.

Zito's injuries were unknown because he was taken to the hospital before deputies arrived on scene, Morien said.

The Giants are scheduled to open the season today against the Los Angeles Dodgers at Dodger Stadium, with Zito scheduled to pitch Sunday.

buzza, Thursday, 31 March 2011 16:42 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLJj_NKyT7M

Andy K, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 15:46 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

turned 37 yesterday

not doing too well in triple-a: 1-3, 4.70, 38.1 IP, 44 H, 19 BB, 27 K

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:20 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaWT1YTVIAA0OU-.jpg

throws left, guitars right

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 15:30 (four years ago) link

four years pass...

Thank you @MaskedSingerFOX for the opportunity to push through lots of discomfort. Had the best time ever!! pic.twitter.com/cPZ3LKXaav

— Barry Zito (@barryzitomusic) May 14, 2020

Andy K, Friday, 15 May 2020 00:58 (one week ago) link

Never forget: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUKln0aoB-A

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 May 2020 01:06 (one week ago) link

What a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do
Said a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Said a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Said a man's gotta dooooo what a man has gotta dooooo

Andy K, Friday, 15 May 2020 12:54 (one week ago) link


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