Indie Guilt Bermanisms

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Reborn from the ILBB's first fantasy season (see here), a semi-retired k digging chick and I put out heads together for a new batch of indie guilt bermanisms. The game is pretty self explanatory when you see the results.

Mike Cop Shoot Koplove
Jason Marquis Smith
The Broken Sosa Scene
Matt Morrissey
Troy Enrique Iglausius
Bud Black Dice
MarKMFDMulder
Randy Wolf Eyes
Ugdeth from above Urbina
Cecil Magnetic Fielder
Shawn Green Day
TiNo New York Martinez
Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
Braden "Looper"
DavAdd N to X-stein
Orlanda Death Cabrera for Cutie
CasioTony for the Painfully Alone LaRussa

And for those truly brave, indie guilt ilbber's:

Yeah Yeah Yancey Strickler
David Rapostal Service
Gay-Dad-Gax!

Please add more!

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

mike red red meatmond
the kevin appiers in stereo
john oleruder than you
the carlos delgados
carlos beltran 3030
ben "pretty girls make" grieve

maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Franz Ferdinando Venezuela
Eric Munson Ra
J.T. Snow Patrol (OMG SO LAME!)

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Derek Rilo Kiley
Pedro Har Martinez Superstar

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

my friend from work just thought of:
764-Horacio Ramirez

maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

HA ha haaha - this thread is genius!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

the gleaming justin speiers

maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link


Coco Crispy Ambulance
The New Bomb Turk Wendells
The Julio Lugo! Team

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

lance berkman or astroman
a girl called eddy murray
bobby abreau will know us by the trail of dead

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Oneida Gonzalez
The Rob Dears
Andrew Good Charlotte
Matt ClePavement
Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr.
Basement Jaxx Wilson

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
genius lives here

Brandon New Heavies Backe
Barry US Bonds

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

haha!

those fantasy threads should be mined for fodder on this board.

bnw, say hi to that semi-retired k-digging chick and wish her a happy belated bday from me if you ever get a chance!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link

The Albert PoohSticks
Ray Kings of Convenience
Friends of Pedro Martinez

(Mexican rock-danceband/Hall of Fame inductee version:) Paul Molotov

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Rich Aurelia Round the Fountain?

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Brian Boehringer Escape Plan
Jeromy We Don't Need Need No Water Let the Motherfucker Burnitz
Omar Daal Parts

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Chad Labradford
The Orber Moreno
On! Air! Throneberry!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

A.J. PierKinski
Rafael FurCalla

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Or Rafael Loose Furcal

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The Mo Vaughn Bondies

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Kent Hrbeck

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Eric "Chavez"

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Miguel Tejad-Hot-Heat

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Johnny Damon Real Estate

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Albert Belle & Sebastian

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Tim Out Hudson

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess you have to sound this one out: Esteban Wolf Loaiza

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

(Esteban Wolfaiza?)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Javy Lowpez

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The Bartolo Colonesome Organist

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Jorge Posada-day Looks Good to Me

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Gabe White Stripes
Gregg Zaun Film

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Todd Jonestown Massacre
Tim SPOONybarger
Kyle "The Arcade" Farnsworth

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Frank "BLACK" FRANCISco (it's an easy double)

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

I'm stealing this for my ILBB handle.

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Mike Lambchop
Placido PolanCo. Flow
Josh Bardo Pond

One for the No Hockey League:
Miroslav Fears Satan

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Jeff Anal Kent

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha, it's true on both levels!

TV on the RayDurham

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Troy "Modest" Glaus?

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The creator Gregg Zaun Film need question NOTHING!

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:34 (fourteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Mouse on Maura
Thurman Haibunson
Leeeter, Paul and Muellery

Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

My Chemical Rosen

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

"Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr." is brilliant

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

keith foulke implosion

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

eddie guardado make say think

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

i am totally bowing in front of Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

it is surely the benchmark by which all other indie guilt bermanisms must be judged

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

all apologies to Leee, the genius of this thread, but:

Placido Interpolanco

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Pete Kozma's Tentacles
Chris Valaika and the Cosmonauts
Oswaldo Arcia Victor Orchestra
Nate "Frizzle" Freiman
"Our Lips" Yasiel Puig

polyphonic, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:19 (six years ago) link

Andrew McCutchens of Distinction

so freaking good

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:58 (six years ago) link

Amo Bishop Rhoden

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Everything You Do Is a Brett Boone
Palace Posey
Dayan Cowboy
'84 Hriniak Dream
Cromartie Dreamcoat
Slow Paul Byrd Down
The Smallest Weird Humber
Teleplesac Workshop
Smoak's Quantity
The Beach at LaPoint

Andy K, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:01 (six years ago) link

Bret Boone

Andy K, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:11 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Enya, "Zoilo A."

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:01 (six years ago) link

Johnny Hellweg and the Angry AJ Hinch

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 July 2013 06:34 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

Michael Wacha "Waiting For?"

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:47 (five years ago) link

im claiming Wacha Flocka Flame for ilb VORPed Minds next year

action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:27 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Steven Souza and the Banshees

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:55 (five years ago) link

FKA TWIB.

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:30 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Sonny Gray Real Estate

polyphonic, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:55 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Grady Orblittle 2, AKA The Ryan Braun Album
1. Time Be Rusty Kuntz
2. Planet of the Sheas
3. Glendon Rusch 3-1
4. Glendon Rusch 3-2
5. Impact (The Earth is Byrnesy)
6. Ga-Remind Sheffield
7. Michael Wacha Now...
8. Rick Monday
9. Hal McCrae + On + On
10. In Putout

Big Orange Machine (Leee), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:34 (four years ago) link

Nick Parkayqirts

benbbag, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:00 (four years ago) link

'don' juan caballero

mookieproof, Friday, 7 November 2014 23:19 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Ken Telemacha
Jon Lestergonians
Cyclops Young
Willie Eumaeus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_%28novel%29

TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:12 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Burke To Pimp a Badenhop

Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:23 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

http://straightouttacooperstown.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:01 (four years ago) link

Lou Brock Shakur is special.

:wq (Leee), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:13 (four years ago) link

wong leatherette was the first and only bermanism i've ever come up with

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:17 (four years ago) link

and even then it's not actually an example, i don't think

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:17 (four years ago) link

DM Eckersley is good

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:31 (four years ago) link

@BrettAnderson35
Also, I love to listen to 'Explosions In The Sky' which isn't an adequate band name for frequent flying.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:08 (four years ago) link

Pedro Strop, Or My Mom Will Shoot
Mother, May I Sleep With Yangervis Solarte
Frank They Shoot Garces, Don't They
We Need to Talk About Kevin Elster
John "'Steve Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sax' But Were Afraid to" Axford
Things to Do in Denver When You're Didi Gregorius

polyphonic, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:29 (four years ago) link

Haywood Yablome

calstars, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 01:09 (four years ago) link

Jake "The Secret Life Of" Arrieta

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 04:42 (four years ago) link

Obstacle Illusion

calstars, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:55 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Joe Moral Panik
'Just give me weed, whites and wine and I'll be' Wilin Rosario
Brian Thom McCann
Rougned Unpleasant Odor
Yan Can Cook Gomes
Yasiel That'll Do Puig
A.J. 'Long Walk Off a Short' Pierzynski
Luis Mists of Avilan

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:06 (four years ago) link

eight months pass...

J. B. All Shuck Down

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 16:03 (three years ago) link

Eduardo NuShoonez
Ben Conor Zoberst
Snoop D. Odubel G. Herrera
Christian AkinYelich
DJ Long LeMahieu Run
Francisco Lindoor Living
John Jas of Base
Dexter Fitter Happier Fowler
Steven Siouxsie Souza
Trevor Story Morning Glory?
Rougned Odor Mi Amor
Joey Rickard and Francisco Lindor Thompson
CJ Korn
Carlos "Career" Correa
Nick MarCake Like

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:16 (three years ago) link

@BaseballAmerica
The @Nationals selected LHP Jesus Luzardo from Douglas HS, Parkland, Fla. Luzardo had Tommy John surgery in March

mookieproof, Friday, 10 June 2016 18:38 (three years ago) link

whoa

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:50 (three years ago) link

yow

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 June 2016 19:13 (three years ago) link

Sandy Kings of Leon

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:27 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

@SamMillerBP
Q. Who's the most mansplaining baseball player?
A. Well, Hak-ju Lee

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 18:29 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Johnny (The Indestructible Beat of) Cueto

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:23 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0UHga-VQAA0OwT.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2016 22:35 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Ryan Lancelot Link, Secret Schimpf

20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:52 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

The Bridwell Taxis

Andy K, Sunday, 16 July 2017 21:42 (two years ago) link

Mike "Prefab" Trout

nomar, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:21 (two years ago) link

Blazek Dead Homie

Andy K, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:47 (two years ago) link

life's a hummer
when you're aaron bummer

mookieproof, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:54 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Teos Car to China

Andy K, Saturday, 9 September 2017 00:28 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Los Niños Jim Parque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3tR__Kbqmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

Andy K, Friday, 5 January 2018 02:49 (one year ago) link

cAmDeN-yArDs

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:38 (one year ago) link

Clap Your Hands Say Yadier Molina

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:39 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

"Meek" Miles Mikolas
Yoan "Zenyatta" Moncada
Ozzie Albies "Sure"
Hunter "Eve-"Renfroe
Luke "Romeo" Voit
"LeAnn" Raimsel Tapia
Moisés Ciara

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:46 (one year ago) link

mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 22:54 (one year ago) link

four months pass...
one month passes...

'ellen' al lien

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmw1yd_U0AA9lF6.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 10 September 2018 21:34 (one year ago) link

nine months pass...

Dovydas "Oneohtrix Point" Neverauskas

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:19 (three months ago) link


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