― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 13:01 (twenty years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago) link
― mattbot (mattbot), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link
― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 13:50 (twenty years ago) link
― briania (briania), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:36 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:39 (twenty years ago) link
Destroy: Joe Buck, Joe Morgan, Steve Phillips (ah, let's say everybody on ESPN save Miller), Jim Kaat, Steve Lyons
Destroy with Extreme Prejudice: John Sterling, Charley Steiner, Michael Kay
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago) link
search: jim palmer (if for nothing else, his arrogance is utterly charming)
― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link
― briania (briania), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:31 (twenty years ago) link
Search John Rooney and Steve StoneBlow to smithereens Chimp Caray and Ron "Ohnooooooooo" Santo
I am mostly indifferent to Darrin Jackson, and I like Hawk Harrelson most of the time, but his stories are getting really old. I wouldn't mind a new Sox TV team, that's for certain.
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago) link
― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago) link
Plus Stone can actually pronounce the word "him" as it should be, rather than as "eem." (I call that particular affliction "Phil Simms Disease.")
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link
Plus wouldn't you want to search anyone who makes fun of Chip Caray's freakishly large head?
― mattbot (mattbot), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Tony Plow (Leee), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 August 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
Obviously search Scully, and the dear departed Ernie Harwell.
I like Steiner and Sterling, and I hate the Yankees! Sterling's "THUH pitch..." is great.
Steve Stone is great, he cracks me up. He's a real card. Funniest thing he said all year: after an early season game against Atlanta in which the Braves came back to win, Alfonseca was credited with the win. Stoney said "so Alfonseca comes back to bite the hand that once very amply fed him." I mean, you have to imagine it in that dry Stoney voice, but it was priceless.
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link
― John (jdahlem), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago) link
― John (jdahlem), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link
I think I prefer my announcers to be older guys with slightly southern accents and a folksy manner. The grain of the voice is really what counts, especially when you're going to be spending close to 3 hours with the guy. Give me a distinctive voice and I'm hooked, I could hardly care what they say. Growing up with Harwell probably instilled that in me. This is the big reason I've never warmed to the young bucks. Or the young lewins. They just haven't accumulated enough stories, they always seem to be trying too hard, they always OOZE "broadcasting school". Compare Jack to Joe, or Harry and Skip to Chip. The younger guys just sound so fundamentally uncool. Give me colorful oldsters that I'd enjoy sharing a cocktail with, not young dweeb careerists. and get Buck the hell off my NFL games while you're at it.
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago) link
By algebra, you'd enjoy Our Pres. in the booth.
― Mr. Tony Plow (Leee), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago) link
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
― mattbot (mattbot), Thursday, 19 August 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 19 August 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 19 August 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 20 August 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago) link
Steve Stone filled in for Santo in the playoffs last year, when Ronnie was in surgery in Arizona -- and I just couldn't deal with it. Hughes would make a generalization, and Stone would come in and be like, "Well, that's not actually true, Pat." I just wasn't used to someone correcting Hughes, who's a pretty smart broadcaster himself.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:47 (twenty years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 August 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 20 August 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.powermaxconsulting.com/a_caray1.jpg
― mattbot (mattbot), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link
Then a couple times an inning Hughes will lead him: "Clement's looking good today, Ronnie..." That extra "Ronnie" punctuating the sentence as if to say "wake up over there, little buddy!"
― Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Friday, 20 August 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link
What did he say?
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link
well he also said that lebron is no michael jordan
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 August 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link
this is a bad list
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/jul/11/best-mlb-broadcast-teams-baseball
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 01:55 (seven years ago) link
Had no idea that Steve Berthiaume likes baseball so much.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 02:25 (seven years ago) link
That was the worst list
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link
Keith Hernandez really needs an intervention where he is told that every truth he introduces with "When I was a kid" IS AN ILLUSION.
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 July 2017 23:58 (seven years ago) link
Keith: "You could count on the guys like Mays, McCovey, Jimmy Davenport every year"
Davenport (SFG 3b)'s WAR in his seasons as a regular, 1958-69:
1.3, 1.8. 1.1, 2.9, 4.8, 0.9, 1.2, -0.2, 1.2, 3.5, 0.1, -0.4
Decent career, and could charitably be called consistent for perhaps his first 5 seasons. (When Keith was a Bay Area rooter between ages 4 and 9, which is the relevant stat here.)
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 July 2017 00:13 (seven years ago) link
I guess I am going to have to fire up the archive of last night's Cards game; from FB:
Tim McCarver just went on an epic rant (even for him) against pitch counts, sabermetrics, and the world in general. Anyone have the ability to get video of the bottom of the 5th? It was unreal. I wasn't even mad, just laughing. Dan McLaughlin, the play by play guy, did an amazing job of egging him on and subtly mocking him.[
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 15:47 (seven years ago) link
.@RealMichaelKay: An over-reliance on analytics likely cost the Yankees in the ALDS. pic.twitter.com/P4EiF004FR— YES Network (@YESNetwork) October 10, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 October 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link
such a massive idiot
The NYT Mag article on the Mets' booth a couple weeks ago was pretty good
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 October 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
Who was the guy on the left? He was right -- Sanchez and Stanton had a terrible approach against a pitcher who couldn't throw strikes.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 11 October 2018 05:30 (five years ago) link
2019 will be the final season forsteve blass (pirates)marty brennaman (reds)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link
kirsten karbach, the minors' first female play-by-play broadcaster, has moved up to double-a reading. still a long way from MLB, but it's a big step up from the florida state league
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 00:56 (five years ago) link
wtf len kasper axed by the cubs and is now on white sox radio?
at least he can still say Chicogo in that weird way he does i guess, but that’s pretty fucked up
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 December 2020 07:21 (three years ago) link
wow. honestly, i have better hopes for the 2020-25 chisox than the chisox (even with larussa), so maye it can make sense
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 December 2020 08:25 (three years ago) link
'boog' sciambi is the cubs' new tv pbp guy
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 January 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link
I still miss Boog from his one (?) season with the barves. But I haven't heard him in years, don't know if he's still good not bad.
― Motoroller Scampotron (WmC), Monday, 4 January 2021 17:04 (three years ago) link
i've liked him on espn. and he's kind of goofy in a way that should work well with deshaies
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 January 2021 17:15 (three years ago) link
Somebody should take Eric Karros to the side and tell him he's starting to look like Dr. Steve Brule.
― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Saturday, 10 July 2021 23:45 (three years ago) link
vasgersian out on espn sunday nights
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link
absolutely love steve stone
The guy screaming "He has two strikes, Tony!" after Tony La Russa intentionally walked Trea Turner on a 1-2 count to pitch to Max Muncy who proceeded to hit a three-run homer is peak chef's kiss. (via @NBCSWhiteSox)pic.twitter.com/C9yaR0ZdBU— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) June 9, 2022
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2022 02:31 (two years ago) link
Posnanski was quite exasperated too:
https://joeposnanski.substack.com/p/la-russa-strange-days-indeed?s=r&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:20 (two years ago) link
Isn’t it amazing how the people who most mock advanced statistics are the ones who rely on ultra-specific stats that could not possibly be more manufactured or meaningless?
i just want to say, regarding this and TLR
YES!!!!!!!!!
and it also applies to so many foolish baseball announcers who STILL don't know what OPS (and mock it?) is, let alone a real advanced stat
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:27 (two years ago) link
my favorite is when the announcers talk about how a particular player has performed against another team, going back several years. Never mind that these teams were each made up of different sets of players, so the only thing you're really analyzing is how the player performs when he is around a different uniform (which also changes).
i think a minor contributing factor of many of these things are the kind of stats and "interesting information" that is provided to the broadcasters in the booth. Each team has a Media Guide which is actually really fun to flip through. they're thick and compact, and you can quickly find ...a bunch of stats about each player that are ancient, just an ancient way of analyzing baseball or even thinking about it. "So and so had 45 RBIs on the road last year!" --- as Chris Farley would say, "Well LA DE FRICKIN DAH!". since many announcers are the least informed people in the game (dan mclaughlin of the cardinals is like this), they're not going to find information about any of the players, other than this media guide, along with whatever they can pick up while standing on the field like a giant fucking doofus during batting practice before the game
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:31 (two years ago) link
"Pujols is batting .900 against the pirates in his career..., jimmy..."
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PUJOLS OF THE 2000s VS THE PIRATES OF THE 2000s, YOU FOOL!!!!
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:33 (two years ago) link
Each team has a Media Guide
Do they still put these out? I got swept up in a fever of completism a few years ago, and ended up spending ~$1,000 for just about every media guide for every team from the early '80s through to 2006. I assumed they stopped putting them out a few years ago because of Baseball Reference.
― clemenza, Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:36 (two years ago) link
As of last year they did - I am retired/banned from the booth
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:40 (two years ago) link
I’ve noticed an annoying thing the newer announcers are doing lately (the ones doing YouTube and Apple broadcasts and the occasional team broadcaster) - is humble bragging about talking to the players. I have not once in the last 4 or so years, since broadcasting opened up to social media/tech platforms, learned a single goddamn thing when Joe-talking-head decided to inform me he was talking to player such and such before the game. He tries to not swing at pitches out of the zone you say? Well by golly I can’t wait to read the book that revelation is going to inspire. It’s like broadcasters are going in two directions simultaneously. They’re trying to hire “stat” people who’s job is to overly drill down on numbers that may or may not be relevant. And they’re also hiring name brand guys (ex players) that care incapable of describing what is happening on the field with any sort grace.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link
I’ve noticed an annoying thing the newer announcers are doing lately (the ones doing YouTube and Apple broadcasts and the occasional team broadcaster) - is humble bragging about talking to the players.
jim edmonds is notorious for this, already, after only a year or two (god let it end). his version is saying that he got a text from someone. And no, it's never, ever interesting or enlightening. it's always just like:
Dan Mclaughlin: and that's a slow roller to first base, taken care of by Goldschmidt. It turns out that...*sounds of flipping through media guide* he has hit...28 HRs against the Giants in his career.Jim Edmonds: Hahaha, that's great, that's great.Dan Mclaughlin: What's that, Jimmy ballgame?Edmonds: I just got a text from Scott Rolen, ha! He said he saw Goldschmidt in the gym yesterday and he was putting in extra time there, in the gym. You know, I was telling the coach of my son's baseball team. You have to move the players around. You can't have my kid, I mean a kid, coming out of middle school and locked into a position. High School is the time to try out different positions, not the time to lock them into a position, is what I told the coach of my son's baseball team. He needs to listen to me more -- both the coach and my son.
🚨🚨🚨 TEXT ALERT 🚨🚨🚨Jim: "My mom's texting me now, so I made her happy."@DannyMacTV : "You have a lot of people texting you, Jimmy."#STLCards #stlcardinals #JimEdmonds #JimEdmondsisms— Jim-Edmondsisms (@jimedmondsisms) May 6, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link
i used to think that edmonds had a decent case for the HoF, that if nothing else he deserved to be on the ballot for a year or two longer before dropping off. but holy shit jim edmonds, stfu
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 June 2022 16:58 (two years ago) link
i don’t mind wacky stat anomalies as long as no one pretends that they’re predictive
i mean while prince albert has hit .373/.447/.717 with 32 homers in 97 games in pittsburgh, it’s different now that he’s 42
not wildly different, unfortunately
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2022 18:30 (two years ago) link
I'm sorry, Buck Martinez, but you sound like Meatwad.
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Sunday, 14 May 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link
HE’S SO HARD TO LISTEN TO.This, however, was relatable.
and just all of a sudden buck martinez couldn'tcontain himself 😂👂 pic.twitter.com/r95EoFOC5J— Codify (@CodifyBaseball) May 13, 2023
― Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Sunday, 14 May 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
For sure, at the bar Friday night I had the game on the tv behind me and was like "look at that stache, look at those thighs, everyone please join me in crushing on this dude."
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Sunday, 14 May 2023 20:32 (one year ago) link
Spencer Thighder
― Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Sunday, 14 May 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link
Yankees fans 🤝 Red Sox fans tweeting angrily at ESPN/Karl Ravelach for this:
"I know your mom passed away when you were young, what does Mother's Day mean to you and your brother?" - Karl Ravech question to Triston Casas while playing first base on Sunday Night Baseball. pic.twitter.com/5HEwa5dVhw— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) May 15, 2023
― Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Monday, 15 May 2023 19:30 (one year ago) link
Tom Glavine makes the easiest money in the game -- 3rd man in the booth, doesn't travel, doesn't work all home games, barely opens his mouth, doesn't put much thought into what he does say. But he's a Hall of Famer!
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 03:23 (one year ago) link
I like the Australian guy I've heard on Braves broadcasts.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 04:14 (one year ago) link
former Barves reliever Peter Moylan! He's been great and from the moments I've heard.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 06:10 (one year ago) link
Yeah, Moylan is good. He usually does pregame/postgame but gets into the booth sometimes, I guess when Frenchy is doing national-network games.
― The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 13:42 (one year ago) link
Angels game rolled over into the postgame studio bit and Bobby Valentine looked terrifying, big 'the owner of a traveling circus who'd try to buy your soul' energy.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 23:28 (one year ago) link
Boog Sciambi was great when he was just a bro who knew the game and could enunciate. Now the harder he performs the less good/interesting he is.
― WmC, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:25 (ten months ago) link
I haven't been keeping up with MLB streaming/broadcasting news over the offseason, so this was a bit surprising:
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/diamond-sports-deal-emerge-bankruptcy-signs-streaming-pact-with-amazon-2024-01-17/
Jan 17 (Reuters) - Regional sports programmer Diamond Sports Group, a unit of Sinclair Broadcast (SBGI.O), opens new tab, said on Wednesday it has signed an agreement with a group of creditors to emerge from bankruptcy and will get funding from Amazon.com (AMZN.O), opens new tab as part of a streaming deal.Diamond, which operates regional sports channels under the Bally Sports brand, said it will receive $450 million in financing from the creditor group, $495 million from Sinclair and $115 million from Amazon. Diamond will use the funds to pay down older debts and continue operations. Amazon will take a minority equity stake in Diamond as part of the deal.
What the new Diamond-Amazon deal means for MLB, NBA, NHL: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/39333324/diamond-amazon-streaming-mlb-nba-nhl
So I may be able to watch Braves games on BezosPrime this season? Weird. Is there any updated news on this from the past 2 months? A quick search isn't turning anything up.
― UKXEPCTED TWITS (WmC), Monday, 18 March 2024 00:39 (five months ago) link
IT'S HEREIT'S FOUND21 yrs ago I was a NESN truck intern watching Jerry relentlessly roast Don over what a lunar eclipse is. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard to this day. Enjoy the best six min of your week. (Enormous h/t to @sidsethupathi)--> https://t.co/OCzRzDL0ak— Mike Petriello (@mike_petriello) April 9, 2024
― 龜, Thursday, 11 April 2024 12:24 (four months ago) link
so, i bit the bullet and decided to get directv streaming for the season so i can have access to masn, and i have to say, i REALLY like kevin brown and ben mcdonald as a pair. i get that for a lot of folks, jim palmer is sort of an acquired taste, but i also think brown and palmer work well together, too. brown is good on the aspects of the modern game/culture, has a good voice and puts a bit of his own spin on the call that doesn't really sound forced.
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 11 April 2024 14:15 (four months ago) link
that orsillo-remy bit is fantastic, maybe even better than 'here comes the pizza'
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 April 2024 01:50 (four months ago) link
I don't know how old Harry Caray was when he signed this. I'm not trying to be mean--as a semi-regular contributor to the VegemiteGrrl's Home for the Absent-Minded thread, believe me, I understand.
https://i.postimg.cc/QxcxXvyN/harry.jpg
― clemenza, Friday, 19 April 2024 20:13 (four months ago) link
WHAT is this home run call LMAO https://t.co/M5OyOkypgH— EJNave (@twitchejnave) July 31, 2024
― 龜, Thursday, 1 August 2024 13:33 (one month ago) link
Jeff Blair made me laugh yesterday: "There's nothing worse than trying to go through your notes from a Ross Atkins press conference."
― clemenza, Thursday, 1 August 2024 15:53 (one month ago) link
that call is so funny, i want to see this sign when he comes up:
WHATCHA GONNA DOWHATCHA GONNA WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN MCADOOBREAKS THROUGH
― francisF, Thursday, 1 August 2024 19:52 (one month ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoQNkpHFGTAWill Flemming (Dave’s brother!) on WEEI asking “How about a little threesome?” and the booth clearly either muting or turning down their mics to laugh
― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Thursday, 29 August 2024 21:40 (three days ago) link