Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now

utley's hair, tho -- come on

what's wrong with utley's hair

you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels

utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing

still a better look than cole's butt cut

http://baseball.contentquake.com/files/2009/03/cole-hamels.jpg

wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?

?????

j/k utley stan

anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg

i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that

http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG

btw

bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process

xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong

lol @ cole hamels hair

tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time

i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off

that said, he is not hot anyway

http://d380otju09u5ho.cloudfront.net/ryan%20braun.jpg

^yes

he also looks like sam fuld imo

supersized

lol

Paul Goldschmidt hawt

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg

the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF

matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive

come on. it's still JJ Hardy.

he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony

Eric Sogard loses Face

http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/
Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers

hahaha I GUESS NOT

https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg

Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...

http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif

that's a great celebration

Felt the same way when he was traded away.

sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)

More on:

http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

"tool"

"catcher"

Sorry.

Oh hai.

he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.

full Recker BP entry, lol

In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.

good points but the hair on Harper is a dealbreaker

"As I started heading to more ballgames, I found random male strangers perfectly willing to point out that there was no way I could really know the game, and that any player whose name was on a jersey I might have been wearing was only someone I thought was hot," says K, a 37-year-old Blue Jays fan. "I tried my best to try to change their minds about it, but it was generally met with verbal pats on the head."

It's definitely true that being hot for players has long been a no-no for "serious" female fans, one that's ingrained in us from the age when crushes first start to blossom. (Male fans as well, obviously, but that's another essay entirely.) Mabel, another 37-year-old Jays fan, remembers feeling judged for her desires as soon as she was old enough to have them. "The timing of when people started wondering why I liked sports roughly coincides with young adulthood," she says. "Like, it's cute and OK for a 13-year-old to adore John Olerud. But a 17-year-old doing the same is wrong, as she's a woman, or close to."

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-ok-to-have-the-hots-for-baseball-players-a-manifesto

Olerud?!

Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.

I *think* you can be a 6'4" cub (small c)

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/eJOFaLCOlQg/0.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwYlJPnslTo

for morbs

well

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodyjakearrieta/

Is Cole Hamels good looking? I think so, but he creeps me out somewhat

Wilmer Flores is the cutest Mets player.

Wilmer still looks about 17. That goatee might be a glue-on.

Daniel Norris still hot even w/ his uniform on

come on guys

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/d725bc66fe312e863fda9757d2bc410d5c597e3f/c=320-0-3544-2418&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2018/02/26/USATODAY/usatsports/df8673278da1459ca3b50e40db9bdb6f.jpg