Bermanisms [The Baseball Edition] - Search & Destroy

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My favorite:

Mike "Enough" Aldrede

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

DEFOOOKINSTRRRRRRRRRRROY:

Barry "U.S." Bonds

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:32 (fifteen years ago) link

The all-time greatest:

Eric "Sleeping With" Bienemy

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

s- lance "you sank my" blankenship
d- rick "see you later" aguilera

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Off-topic: Is there a drinking game re: Berman & his shout-outs to various 70s rock groops? I could drink 5 boxes of wine for all the times he mentions Three Dog Night in a telecast.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

baseball edition broheems! my favorite is doug "you've got to carry that" weight.


i'm a sucker for abbey road.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Off-topic: Is there a drinking game re: Berman & his shout-outs to various 70s rock groops?

if not i think this would be the perfect time to invent one. ground rules anyone?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Semi-off-topic: It's too bad Berman didn't come up with Gil "Ga" Meche.

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Some of my faves:

Bert "Be Home" Blyleven
Jose "Blame It On" Rijo

boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:42 (fifteen years ago) link

joe "actual retail" price was another fave.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

The one that really started it all:

Julio "Won't You Take Me on a Sea" Cruz

earlnash, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Jason "Tonight, Let It Be" Lowenstein

boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 17:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Ross "I Never Promised You a" Baumgarten

mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

wow! i've actually purged most bermanisms from my memory. can he go away now?

j.q. higgins, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link


What's next, listing every godawful verse of "Talkin' Baseball"?

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

if there's a god in heaven yes!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

berman needs to die.

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 11:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Blame Leeeee, he got me started. These are some that I came up with that may or may not have already been used. I claiming the first one as all mine, though.

Brandon "Baby Got" Backe
Octavio "Don't Ask" Dotel
Brad "Luby" Lidge
Jason "Shady" Lane
Morgan "Tip Of The" Ensberg


boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 6 May 2004 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Brandon "Regents of the University of California v." Backe

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2004 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Placido "Inter"Polanco

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Tim "Take a Ride on the" Redding

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Did Berman write this headline from the ESPN MLB page:

Bierbrodt slathers Mariners in Texas mustard

boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 24 June 2004 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know, but have vinnie "the incredible" chulk running through my head and it's driving me bananas!

j.q. higgins, Thursday, 24 June 2004 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Last night Jon Miller coined a Bermanism: Dodgers Outfielder Jason "The Big" Grabowski.

Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 25 June 2004 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

There’s a player called Nick Altrock

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 21:46 (one month ago) link


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