Brawls!

"In one of the ugliest brawl-filled games in ML history, the Braves beat the Padres 5–3 in Atlanta. The trouble begins when Atlanta's Pascual Perez hits Alan Wiggins in the back with the first pitch of the game, and escalates as the Padres pitchers retaliate by throwing at Perez all four times he comes to the plate. All in all, the game features two bench-clearing brawls, the 2nd of which includes several fans, and 19 ejections, including both managers and both replacement managers. Padres manager Dick Williams will be suspended for 10 days and fined $10,000, while Braves manager Joe Torre and five players will each receive 3-game suspensions. But the brawl in Atlanta, as Dave Campbell observed, 'woke the Padres up out of their doldrums.'"

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/chronology/1984AUGUST.stm#day12

San Diego went to the world series that year, beating the Cubs :( and then losing to the Tigers, who were unbelievably good that year.

http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/features/flashbacks/10_08_1973.stm

My dad and I didn't see the start of it since there was a fight going on in the row behind us... The best detail was Pedro Borbon ripping into a Mets cap with his teeth.

Also saw one at the Coney Island park two summers ago that went on for about 20 minutes, complete with a visiting player nearly charging a heckler in the stands.

The funniest one I've seen on TV was the Boston guy -- Izzy Alcantara? -- taking out the catcher with a rear kick before charging the mound.

Situation: CR Kernels up early on the Battle Creek Yankees, some dude comes to bat for the Kernels who's already hit a monster home run. He lays into another pitch and hits it a mile down the LF line. From our seats on the 3B line this ball is clearly foul, but the ump rules it a HR, much to the stadium's bewilderment.

Before the HR call is made the batter takes a casual stroll down the 1B line watching the ball. Presumably he thinks it's foul like everyone else, but the Yankees manager thought he was showing up the dugout by admiring his second HR. So they plunk him the next time he comes to bat. The Kernels respond by throwing behind the first batter in the top half of the next inning. It took several seconds for the batter to realize that he was the subject of retaliation, so there were some confused moments as he stood around the batter's box thinking about the next pitch while his teammates gathered outside the dugout waiting for him to charge the mound and make it OK to officially clear the benches. Kernels come out of their dugout, there's some milling around near home plate and the pitcher is ejected. Warnings, etc.

A new pitcher gets warmed up in the pen and comes out to finish this AB. In what I think was a totally unintentional act, he beans the same batter with his first pitch. Tempers really flare, the benches empty again (the crowd is going nuts, myself included, at this point), and it takes a long time to restore order. Surprisingly, no punches were thrown. Pitcher and managers ejected, game resumes and the Yankees are sent home losers.

Fun at the ol' ballpark, to be sure.

i can't remember the specifics of my favorite brawl moment. it was the sox vs. ??? and the sox pitcher (???) hit someone on the other team (at this point i'm thinking it was either the blue jays or tigers). said batter charged the mound. i was watching the game on tv enjoying a smoke and remembered thinking "this guy (the pitcher) is gonna get f'ed up". the batter came straight towards the mound when out of nowhere (well, actually from his position at first base) a young and still fleet-footed mo vaughn comes shooting over and slams into the batter hitting him so hard that both were knocked out of the picture frame. the replays showed mo had perfect form on the tackle, head up, ass down, put his shoulder to the guy's gut then lift, drive and drop. good times.

There's a new book on the '86 Mets called "The Bad Guys Win!" Quite unrelenting on showing the drink/drug/fight stuff. I read a chapter on Doc and Strawberry.

The best recent beating was administered last year to Paul Wilson (hehe) by Kyle (MANSTUD) Farnsworth...

Tricks are for kids, 2004 edition: Matt Morris throws at Derrek Lee's head after failing to successfully intimidate Todd Hollandsworth in the previous at-bat. Lee delivers F-bombs to Morris and LaRussa, no punches thrown. Farnsworth DNP.

"Those pitches up there are unacceptable," La Russa said. "I don't care what the explanation is. If we'd have done it, the pitcher would have been pulled aside by the scruff of the neck and told, 'If you pitch like that, you won't pitch here.'"

I hate that guy with a passion.

It doesn't really answer many of your questions though. But you can't keep David Ortiz away from a good fight!

Judging by the pic above, Varitek should be on the short list of Moes for the Farrelly Brothers' upcoming Three Stooges film.

As much fun as it was to see A-Rod get poked in his purty face after gettin' all bitchy, Varitek keeping the mask on was rather bush.

http://www.jasonhoke.com/images/gabe10.JPG

and morbs, i think the fact that varitek not only kept his mask on but also his glove shows that he wasn't prepared for the situation to escalate as quickly as it did.

And Otto OTM. If only baseball brawls were more like 18th century presidential duels. "Good sir, please permit me to remove my catching paraphenalia before the fisticuffs ensue lest I possess an unfair advantage, I implore you."

there's the hero.

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/nixonkaptacklesturtze.jpg

there's the hero.

Big oiled man-tits do not a slugger make...

Did anybody see that bit on Conan a while back where he was out talking to a group of guys who did re-enactments of turn-of-the-century baseball games? Conan suited up (complete with a fake handlebar moustache) to take some cuts and was talking trash at the pitcher in that same type of vernacular. The pitcher threw one high and tight and Conan charged the mound, paused to roll his sleeves up, and then took on a bare-knuckles boxer pose. I laughed my ass off.

i also remember claudell washington going into the stands at fenway but that was because he didn't realize how close to the wall in right he was. it resulted in the slowest inside the park home run i've ever seen. bill buckner looked like the tin man rounding the bases. i swear he had no knee cartilege left, you could almost hear the bone on bone grinding as he chugged around third.

Also, I thought the pitch hit Senora A-Rod (oh snap!) on the elbow. Regardless, that was a strange time for "the best player in baseball" to Cowboy Up to the original Marlboro Men. Also, I've never heard of a team headhunting a player for hitting the game-winning SINGLE in the previous contest. Unless Bob Brenley was the manager.

i mean, in that other thread you were hinting that jeter might be a better shortstop, which would've gotten you strung up or worse in most parts a year ago. and he's had an off year, but it's not THAT off.

first of all, the best player in baseball tag is 75% agent hype from his free agency period after the 2000 season, a season in which he really WAS the best player in baseball. the tag stuck because in every year since he's been the best player in the american league, and the best all-around player in the game. even if he IS past his prime, you have to a allow a window for that perception to fade (especially now that he's a yankee(?)). and i'd still say he's probably the best all-around player in the game. IT IS JUST NOT A BIG DEAL OK. this is just some my-guy's-dick-is-bigger-than-yours-and-well-i-hate-the-yankees-too thing i'm sure, but gimme a break, like bonds is underrated by anybody?? get over it.

(and now i've really opened myself up so you're gonna continue to pull that shit just cuz, grr)

getting on topic now, i'm glad a-rod did what he did, and i don't think it was less about HIM being hit than it was about the yankees getting drilled left and right all year (and all last) by the sox and left unable to retaliate because of warnings issued. if a pitcher couldn't put a stop to it, a player had to, and a-rod did for this series. tell em when enough is enough, you know?

thanks a-rod!

More bullshit now.

(also verlander and castellanos are unhappy with victor martinez for consorting with the enemy)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIBfxriXUAA3-t-.jpg:small

The number of fines might be greater.

(also verlander and castellanos are unhappy with victor martinez for consorting with the enemy)

@joshmansour
Verlander flipped off Victor Martinez in dugout for standing with Sanchez as Castellanos told of cheap shot. V-Mart then had to be held back

Suspend everyone.

man i wish miguel montero and brian "james' brother" mccann aka "the right way" were involved somehow.

The Verlander-Martinez bit was just replayed. Didn't see a middle finger from Verlander but there was a definite F-you from him at Martinez.

Nobody's going to Mangonadas del Barrio after this one.

All worth it for this shot of Sabathia:

Brett Gardner is ANGRY.

C.C. Sabathia is entertained. pic.twitter.com/5EMNPNNYMi

— Randall J. Sanders (@RandallJSanders) August 24, 2017

This is the shot in the arm the Yankees need

it's crazy how mad adults get at things

coddled-from-childhood pro athletes = ~adults

they've never been on the B63 bus at rush hour

Castellanos did talk about the first benches-clearing incident, which led to a brawl in the sixth inning. With Miguel Cabrera and Austin Romine tussling on the ground, Castellanos went diving in to try to break things up.

There, Castellanos got punched, by his count, five times, including once from Gary Sanchez, whose sucker-punch game seems to match his power game.

“You go look at that, how many punches did I throw? Zero,” Castellanos said. “And I had ... five people on top of me, and I’m getting drilled from all angles. For somebody that’s not throwing any punches? You guys be the judge of that.”

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2017/08/24/tigers-verlander-martinez-mum-dugout-dustup/104929988/

the weirdest thing about fighting in baseball is the honor code and protocol.

wait till you hear about fighting in hockey

• Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera has received a seven-game suspension for inciting the first bench-clearing incident and fighting.
• Yankees catcher Gary Sánchez has received a four-game suspension for fighting, including throwing punches.
• Tigers pitcher Alex Wilson has received a four-game suspension for intentionally throwing a pitch at Todd Frazier of the Yankees while warnings were in place for both sides.
• Yankees catcher Austin Romine has received a two-game suspension for fighting, including throwing punches.
• Tigers manager Brad Ausmus has received a one-game suspension for the intentional actions of Wilson while warnings were in place.

romine got jobbed

アマダー怖すぎて草 pic.twitter.com/Cl01oB5Xm1

— チカネス@ちな巨鴎 (@r23561026) September 1, 2017

my reason for suspending Romine wd be "general dickishness"

1982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2w3BTuiCo

Players, coaches and managers converged, with several fights erupting. It took the umpires nearly 10 minutes to restore order.

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1982/05/15/The-Detroit-Tigers-and-Minnesota-Twins-could-have-easily/7483390283200/

icymi

Andrew McCutchen's breakdown of Tuesday's Giants-Dodgers brawl is priceless 😂
(via @TheCUTCH22) pic.twitter.com/85qIpA7cdG

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) August 15, 2018

damn, amir

Amir Garrett just took on the ENTIRE Pittsburgh Pirates team. pic.twitter.com/PKlZe6ljb8

— Justin Russo (@FlyByKnite) July 31, 2019

• Pirates pitcher Keone Kela has received a 10-game suspension for intentionally throwing a pitch in the area of the head of Derek Dietrich of the Reds in the bottom of the seventh inning and for his role in instigating the bench-clearing incident.
• Reds pitcher Amir Garrett has received an eight-game suspension for inciting the bench-clearing incident by running to the area outside the Pirates’ dugout and throwing a punch in the top of the ninth inning.
• Pirates infielder José Osuna has received a five-game suspension for his aggressive and inappropriate actions during the ninth inning incident.
• Reds pitcher Jared Hughes has received a three-game suspension for intentionally throwing a pitch at Starling Marte of the Pirates in the top of the ninth inning.
• Pirates pitcher Kyle Crick has received a three-game suspension for his inappropriate actions during the ninth inning incident.
• Cleveland Indians outfielder Yasiel Puig, who was then a member of the Reds, has received a three-game suspension for his aggressive actions during the ninth inning incident.
• Reds manager David Bell has received a six-game suspension for returning to the field following his ejection; escalating the incident with his aggressive actions; his Club’s intentional pitch at Marte; and his numerous ejections this season.
• Pirates manager Clint Hurdle has received a two-game suspension for his Club’s conduct during the incident and his Club’s multiple intentional pitches thrown at Dietrich this season.

kela's mistake was admitting that he'd thrown at dietrich. still kinda surprised he got more than garrett tho

is six games for a manager a record?

Dietrich must have honked off most of the division, as the Brewers also hit him 3 times in a game earlier this year.

https://www.mlb.com/news/d-backs-dodgers-benches-empty-after-last-out

Bob Johnson throws behind Lenny Randle. The next pitch Randle bunts down the first baseline just so he can fucking blast Johnson. pic.twitter.com/YvE5jUXCiA

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 28, 2019

that may have stoked the flames and helped lead to the 10 Cent Beer Night riot a few nights later between the same two teams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

a+ bunting skillz

also -- no one was ejected!

thread, en español:

Aquí arranca la noche entre Águilas y Caribes: Pelotazo de Rómulo Sánchez a César Varela

🎥: @YouTube Águilas del Zulia mcbo / @IVCNetworksVE pic.twitter.com/HtbE6XhCKf

— Jean Carlos Arias (@Comandante81) January 9, 2020

Man seems like nobody likes the Astros anymore.

laureano needs to work on his approach

in the spirit of the thread, youre sposed to link to some clips (I haven't seen any yet)

apparently this was the 3rd time he was hit this series, second time in a row - and the Astros fuckface hitting coach was taunting him from the dugout.

Ramón Laureano charges the Astros dugout, a breakdown pic.twitter.com/2XaBn57Jsx

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 10, 2020

yep, Cintron appears at least as guilty as Laureano if not moreso

The tough guy on Astros bench deserves 10 games for telling Laureano to come at him and 40 for hiding behind everyone else when he did. https://t.co/1wbdextB4Y

— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) August 9, 2020

20-game suspension for cintron

laureano got five

not terrible, laureano can still appeal ya?

A 20-game suspension for a coach is nearly unprecedented, no?

he was being a real special asshole

Yeah, I'd kick him out of the majors if I were commish, that's some first-class yellow-bellied chicken shit.

Benches clear!!! 👊@Angels | #GoHalos pic.twitter.com/EUnTTcjW1D

— Bally Sports West (@BallySportWest) June 26, 2022

pic.twitter.com/ELniMTnSZe

— Angels MiLB (@AngelsMiLB) June 26, 2022

nevin suspended 10 games for being a shithead

winker suspended seven games for . . . being plunked

raisel iglesias gets just two for being insane

Winker did, you know, flip off the entire stadium

lucky shot but congratulations to tim anderson on becoming the new robin ventura

synced up hammy’s radio call with the better angle broadcast

down goes anderson pic.twitter.com/oUxhEHT1eH

— paco (@AllaireMatt) August 6, 2023

funny how he squares up southpaw

Ramirez had crazy kid energy just throwing two-fisted prayers and one got answered.

lol insult to injury

Tim Anderson suspended 6 games for fight, Jose Ramirez out 3