Barry Bonds is the DEVIL!!!

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Barry Bonds is the Devil Ray?

mattbot, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 13:47 (sixteen years ago) link

He should go to Japan and break Oh's record.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Gah.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Lolarussa wanted him but management said NO.

bnw, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

What was the general feeling among Cardinal fans about signing him? I think the thing that might have turned Beane off was that A's die-hards seemed so resolutely opposed to the idea.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

kenny rogers era right now is 6.66

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 May 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Players' association says teams acted in concert to not sign Bonds

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3647779

Andy K, Friday, 17 October 2008 04:29 (fifteen years ago) link

well, no kiddin'. America shrugs.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 17 October 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link

The star witness is his agent?

Alex in SF, Friday, 17 October 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I believe they colluded. Anyone here think he'll try to play in '09 or is he really done?

He should sprinkle some hgh on his nutsack and get busy in the offseason.

diamondboxx, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I think he's done.

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:22 (fifteen years ago) link

:( poor guy.

diamondboxx, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
.@nbcbayarea is reporting Barry Bonds has offered to pay for Bryan Stow's children's college education. #SFGiants

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

The Stow family is suing the Dodgers for liability and they want the dodgers to repay everyone who donated to the cause.. Except Barry Bonds cuz hes ok.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/25/BATJ1JKCEJ.DTL

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

that ball should probably be taken away from him, he clearly doesn't deserve it

frogbs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
There were 415 pitchers against whom Barry Bonds went hitless. Against those pitchers, he posted a .331 OBP

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
For the record, that is 0-for-739, with 357 walks and 13 HBPs

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Andy K, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

Laugh, Barry, laugh.

Puke, world, puke.

I still can't believe these lines were written by a supposed journalist and were published on an actual news site.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

Bonds is into cycling now

(insert PED joke here)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 27 July 2012 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

All 74 of Barry Bonds's playoff plate appearances in 2002

Bonds reached base 43 times. He had eight homers, scored 18 runs, and drove in 16. He hit .356, even though his BABIP was .242. His OBP was .581 and he slugged .978.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

good story on bonds in retirement: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63887128

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Barry Bonds had a 5.000 OPS against 23 pitchers, including Guillermo Mota, whom he faced nine times.

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

Do you have to pay extra for the play index, or do I just not know how to use it? Fascinating looking through that list.

1) Against Atlanta's big three: Smoltz (.284/.467/.701), Glavine (.329/.442/.588), Maddux (.262/.370/.485)

2) I think the first good-to-great pitcher to show up on the list (in a decent sample) who was owned by Bonds is Tim Hudson (.407/.500/1.000)

3) Couldn't hit David Cone at all (.175/.267/.275)

4) By Bonds's standards, basically a draw vs. Randy Johnson (.306/.452/.551); hardly went to bat against Clemens, Pedro, or Mussina

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Name the five guys who finished ahead of Bonds in 1986's ROY voting.

Includes: one (almost?) borderline HOF'er, one future MVP, one pretty good career reliever, a good middle infielder, and one flaky guy of no consequence whatsoever.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

Roger McDowell is career reliever, right?

Trying to remember who even won NL that year.... Canseco was AL.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Completely forgot that was Worrell's rookie year. For some reason I thought it was 87 (when he was so dominant).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

You've got Worrell. Geographically speaking, you should have an easy time with three of the other four.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I looked. Honestly I don't remember that regular season that much (the next year was when I started following A's games religiously) but I definitely remember the post-season.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

I was impressed looking at Robby Thompson's career box. He was damn good until he fell off a cliff at 32.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

Very solid in his day yeah. In a non-Ryne Sandberg alternative universe he would likely have gotten more attention.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

six months pass...
one month passes...

https://twitter.com/BarryBonds

mookieproof, Friday, 5 September 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

Joan Rivers you are forever loved and will be missed.#RIPJoanRivers

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 5 September 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bzcx_fyCUAAA50B.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

thinking baout things

mookieproof, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

the player's coffee

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Probably decaf now.

cichleee suite (Leee), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:50 (nine years ago) link

Bob Costas sanctimoniously questions Barry's sudden ability to effortlessly lift such a massive cup of coffee, and how Barry ruined the grand old tradition of drinking from a mug.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link

that is clearly some North Beach cappuccino, his cup has shrunk in recent years

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

that neck.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

where?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 October 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...
two weeks pass...

WHO NEEDS A DESIGNATED HITTER

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/BarryBonds/status/618502434319650816

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link

New Barry seems so chill.

Spottie, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

feds dropped their case! $6 million well used.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

@CraigMish
Barry Bonds just beat the Marlins players on a back field HR BP contest. Including Stanton.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

#freebarry

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

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He hit #666 last night.

― boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, April 20, 2004

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 17 March 2016 12:02 (eight years ago) link


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