Tuesday: Game 1 at Minnesota (ESPN, 4:38 p.m.)Wednesday: Game 2 at Minnesota (ESPN, 4:38 p.m.)Thursday: Game 3* at Minnesota (ESPN, 4:38 p.m.)
― Bee OK, Monday, 2 October 2023 04:11 (two months ago) link
Jays in 3
― Bee OK, Monday, 2 October 2023 04:13 (two months ago) link
Ditto.
― clemenza, Monday, 2 October 2023 05:05 (two months ago) link
where is the respect for the twins' 18-game postseason losing streak?
tbf they're not playing the yankees, so granting them one win might be reasonable
― mookieproof, Monday, 2 October 2023 05:12 (two months ago) link
Ha, forgot about that, would have chosen two instead.
― Bee OK, Monday, 2 October 2023 05:17 (two months ago) link
t2
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 2 October 2023 13:35 (two months ago) link
^tor
Ha, forgot about that, would have chosen two instead
Yep, choosing Jays in 2 to keep this streak going indefinitely!
― peanut filibuster parfait (Eric H.), Monday, 2 October 2023 13:44 (two months ago) link
Jays aren’t exactly doing so hot in the post season lately either. The stoppable force meets the movable object, this one.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 2 October 2023 18:16 (two months ago) link
I look at the Twins' losing streak as ominous from a probability standpoint.
― clemenza, Monday, 2 October 2023 19:15 (two months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 00:01 (two months ago) link
Gausmam v Lopez
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:26 (two months ago) link
Here we go. Hoping for the best but expecting the worst.
Lopez strutted into the stadium wearing a Johan Santana jersey? Badass.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:42 (two months ago) link
Thanks for an OK season, Blue Jays, it was fun (sometimes), and thanks for maybe five minutes of hope this postseason.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 20:59 (two months ago) link
Not even sitting down yet...
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:00 (two months ago) link
Haha, it's early.
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:02 (two months ago) link
(xpost) I missed the fun part.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:03 (two months ago) link
Despite my negativity, the gf and I tried to find a bar in Cologne that might show some baseball (we failed) (probably for the best)
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:08 (two months ago) link
the entire world to choose from and we get michael kay and a-rod
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:19 (two months ago) link
We've got Shulman and Buck in Toronto.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:19 (two months ago) link
lucky
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:25 (two months ago) link
If you haven't watched the Blue Jays much this year, you won't really appreciate what an Everest-sized mountain 2-0 represents.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:29 (two months ago) link
Is this Gausmam fault?
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:34 (two months ago) link
why did Kirk call for another fastball when he hit the first one to kingdom come?
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:37 (two months ago) link
Kay calling this game means we’re never going to be rid of him jfc
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:55 (two months ago) link
Yuck
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 21:56 (two months ago) link
Off to tennis, will unfortunately have to miss Davis Schneider's game-winning grand slam in the 9th.
(Honestly, I have no idea whether he's even on the roster.)
― clemenza, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 22:20 (two months ago) link
He is. Keep the dream alive.
You missed the Jays only rally of the game, including a near-HR by Chapman that would have given them the lead.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 22:34 (two months ago) link
Things looking grim for the Jays.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:08 (two months ago) link
Well at least this ending is going to be something
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:10 (two months ago) link
Stranding three lol
Cue sad trombone
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:13 (two months ago) link
duran is filthy
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:17 (two months ago) link
I thought that was a hit
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:20 (two months ago) link
Curse broken
― Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:21 (two months ago) link
Had the game on mute until the last out and was confused and shaken by the voice of Michael Kay.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 23:23 (two months ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:01 (two months ago) link
I heard Chapman's near-HR on the radio on the way over...I haven't given up, but I've got kayaking and badminton tomorrow, so I'm working hard not to be watching if they do go down.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 00:45 (two months ago) link
P surprised at the poll results
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:18 (two months ago) link
The blue jays thread consistent appearance in SNA explains it. ftr, I voted twins in 3
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:35 (two months ago) link
Does it? I would have thought most people following the team would be well aware of how badly they fall apart whenever the pressure is on.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:40 (two months ago) link
You can kill the fan at the mouth, but never at the heart (or at the poll response)
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:47 (two months ago) link
xp they have risp disease, and the Twins are a tricky team, plus they have some legit studs in the lineup and the rotation.
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:49 (two months ago) link
Like Carlos “tuning fork” Correa’s bat has gone to hell but his arm is still golden 😮💨
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:50 (two months ago) link
Jays are being really aggressive vs Gray, swinging at everything.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:47 (two months ago) link
Watched the first couple of innings in a pub with no sound--a friend just emailed to say they used Husker Du as bumper music?!
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:34 (two months ago) link
Going to assume it was "Everything Falls Apart."
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:40 (two months ago) link
i know it's must-win, but that seems awfully early to give up on berrios
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:43 (two months ago) link
I think this was a set plan, to bring in a LHP early.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:45 (two months ago) link
I'm in the library right now, following online. Swear to god, I was just about to put a post up to the effect of "It'll be fun trying to guess the moment of maximum stupidity when Schneider decides to pull Berrios."
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:47 (two months ago) link
What happened with Berrios? I left the house for ten minutes to catch an escaped cat and he got pulled with 47 pitches?
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:47 (two months ago) link
oh no
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:09 (two months ago) link
Reading a capsule description of a pickoff isn't, I imagine, as embarrassing or as infuriating as actually seeing it.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:10 (two months ago) link
Kay and ARod ripped the Berrios decision throughout the next inning, they stopped once the Jays started rallying. Now with the pick off they have another two innings of content.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:14 (two months ago) link
Clem: it was bad. The pick off was nicely timed, and they had to review it, but the bottom line is that Vlad was napping and that THIS CANNOT HAPPEN in that situation.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:16 (two months ago) link
I try to be consistent on this: I don't think the starting pitcher--especially if he's one of your best--should be removed unless there's a compelling reason to do so, plan or no plan. Three shutout innings + one walk is not a compelling reason.
Thinking of Vlad two weeks ago when he didn't tag up on that deep fly to center field that almost cost them a game (it didn't).
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:17 (two months ago) link
feel like bo b needs to get thatdesign of minnesota uniforms just immaculate, you have to tip your cap imo
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:18 (two months ago) link
Off to badminton--can someone step in and pinch-whine for me?
― clemenza, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:18 (two months ago) link
also that walk was on a 3-2 count to the guy who hit two homers yesterday
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:19 (two months ago) link
mlb.tv is promoting “hammock pouch underwear” at me during the commercial breaks
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:23 (two months ago) link
Which teams make changes with FO sign off? I know Kap’s Giants did but are there others more weirdly known? XPs to mookieproof Hm not sure if the Twins would run out Duran again today or if he’s available, Ryan in game 3 if it goes there & hope he goes seven? Idk
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:31 (two months ago) link
Don’t look now 🫣
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:31 (two months ago) link
chapman absolutely smoked that foul ball
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:33 (two months ago) link
Jesus Christ
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:33 (two months ago) link
Jays, how do you even? That’s some curb your enthusiasm plot writing there
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:33 (two months ago) link
god i hate michael kay
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:34 (two months ago) link
this is a frustrating watch
― silverfish, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:35 (two months ago) link
Jays-Sox series in Sept absolutely some of the worst ball I watched all season cos both teams had risp disease. So clemenza does not think I’m being unnecessarily mean about his boys, i feel it’s time to disclose a short list of my favourite Jays who aren’t ex SFG:1. Vladdy2. Bo3. Kirk running the bases4. Mayza 5. Kirk (normal service)
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:38 (two months ago) link
Which teams make changes with FO sign off?
idk? i don't think GMs are micromanaging bullpen usage on a day-to-day basis, but i would guess that it has a lot to do with the manager's standing in the organization. if bruce bochy wants to do something, he'll just do it.
but if it *was* a preset plan to get berrios out and go to a lefty early, in a must-win playoff game, i don't feel like john schneider has the juice to do that on his own without conferring with his bosses (who nevertheless will still blame him, if they feel like it)
tbh i'm pulling all that straight out of my ass, so take with a grain of poo
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:44 (two months ago) link
thanks, interest actually piqued cos they were mentioning exactly that about Bochy on the first game (that he does whatever). Iirc it’s suggested that Boone is subject to this in NY but he might just be bad.
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:45 (two months ago) link
Fullname: Brock Allen StewartNickname: Beef StewBorn: 10/03/1991 in Normal, ILThis guy is a pitcherdoesnotexist
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:46 (two months ago) link
Roast Beef
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FCfEkyNVEAQ9DcW.jpg
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:47 (two months ago) link
This game has had it all from a jays perspective: wild waste of a good starter, bullpen can’t not let runners score, can’t hit with risp, fuck ups on the basepaths. Having to listen to kay and a rod ontop of all this is just the icing on the cake. Let’s go O’s, I guess. Good night.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:48 (two months ago) link
xps i would guess that cashman has a *great deal* of influence over boone. he's been there 25 years and fired both a hall-of-famer (torre) and a red-ass former manager-of-the-year (girardi) in favor of a guy who had never managed before. those are the moves of someone who wants total control
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:52 (two months ago) link
I have been on pitcher.JPEG’s instagram. He likes Tolkien, Ron DeSantis and is a Disney adult. He also makes the worst pizza I’ve ever seen in my life.
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:53 (two months ago) link
xps to Thermo at least it’s quick? Mariners dying after 18 scoreless innings at home last year was just unreal, both boring and agonising.
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:54 (two months ago) link
Yeah if this is emblematic of how the Jays typically play, I think they might be one of the most pain inducing teams to follow. I’m legitimately frustrated by them and I don’t even care if they win or lose
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 22:55 (two months ago) link
Romano in a non save situation…
― I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:02 (two months ago) link
Unfortunately these two games are indeed an encapsulation of the Jays' season.
I think you learn more about a team when they lose than when they win. Even in a short best of three series their weaknesses come to the fore. The Jays are who we thought they were.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:05 (two months ago) link
chapman a bright spot at third. just a machine over there
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:06 (two months ago) link
lmao that's one way to make a play
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:13 (two months ago) link
Life in the 9th, the previous 17 innings have taught me not to trust it tho
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:30 (two months ago) link
One of the worst elimination at-bats I’ve seen
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:32 (two months ago) link
Sorry jays fans, but happy for the twins here. Can’t say they didn’t earn it.
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:33 (two months ago) link
Yep. Go Twins.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:34 (two months ago) link
sorry jays fans
xp lol you try to hit 102 when the guy also has a wipeout 90mph curve
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:34 (two months ago) link
The Jays have now lost seven straight postseason games going back to 2016.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:36 (two months ago) link
Price you pay for that all-time Bautista moment
― H.P, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 23:42 (two months ago) link
I asked someone to check the score for me while at badminton: still 2-0 going into the top of the 9th. So I dropped everything and raced home to see the rally that I knew was about to transpire.
That's not true.
As pointed out above, this is who they are. They didn't choke; they were the 2023 Jays through and through. The needless pitching change worked out in the long run. They just couldn't score two runs. That's a tall order.
This season felt like the biggest waste of time I can remember. I look forward to the window of Bichette and our generational player closing, so they can dismantle his team and start over. But they'll tinker some more and field more or less the same team next year.
― clemenza, Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:04 (two months ago) link
I think my last bit of engagement with this team will be, once it's posted online in a day or two, listening to Blair and Barker go apoplectic about pulling Berrios. I'll enjoy that.
― clemenza, Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:36 (two months ago) link
Sorry to go on and on, but I'm just seeing the recap now, with the shot of Shapiro and Atkins (who, yes, were obviously 1000% responsible for the call on Berrios; they're the guys with the plan) after Correa's hit. God, they looked fucking stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylwMWpbv5Fk
― clemenza, Thursday, 5 October 2023 02:49 (two months ago) link
tbf, the berrios decision was ultimately less important than the jays' inability to score
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:07 (two months ago) link
For sure--I think the three Jays fans here have said as much. Berrios wasn't going to win 0-0, and the Jays simply can't score runs. The Berrios decision represents something else about them, though, something harder to describe and just as annoying. They're like a caricature of a well-assembled, well-managed analytical team. They had a "plan" today, and the plan ignored that 1) Berrios was pitching great, 2) what you said, that he'd just walked a guy who hit two HR the day before on a full count (just saw the pitch--it was close to perfect situationally), 3) that Berrios was pitching against his old team in his old park and just may have had some extra incentive there, 4) pulling him cannot have a positive effect on the rest of the team (basically telling them that we need to press the panic button because you can't score anyway), and 5) bringing in Kikuchi in a unfamiliar role is not ideal. It was just colossally stupid.
― clemenza, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:31 (two months ago) link
otm
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:34 (two months ago) link
i *think* this is a joke? but i'm not certain
in any case you're either terrible at jokes or simply an asshole
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:49 (two months ago) link
might suggest dialing that back?
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:54 (two months ago) link
Price you pay for touching a sacred cow. What’s got you heated bout that comment?
― H.P, Thursday, 5 October 2023 04:52 (two months ago) link
Moving on.
Just ran into a bloke wearing a jays shirt on the way back from work in sunny QLD (what are the odds?) and in our brief conversation he echoed basically every sentiment expressed by jays supporters in this thread. Felt the moral responsibility to cut the conversation short so I didn’t let him dwell on it any longer
― H.P, Thursday, 5 October 2023 05:06 (two months ago) link
As I expected, everyone they had on TV for the post-mortem, right down to former Jay Ricky Romero, was flabbergasted by Berrios. (A couple taking a few seconds to clarify that yes, it was their anemic offense that lost it for them.) I think even Merrifield said stuff after the game. Which is another argument for not making the change: unless it works out perfectly, you can look forward to a few weeks, maybe even a few months, of nasty ridicule.
― clemenza, Thursday, 5 October 2023 05:29 (two months ago) link
Go Twins!!!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 October 2023 12:25 (two months ago) link
Jhoan Duran, 101mph Fastball and 98mph Splinker, Overlay. pic.twitter.com/Zk1xksXKcJ— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) October 4, 2023
filth
― 龜, Thursday, 5 October 2023 14:52 (two months ago) link