Thread of future Red Sox superstar Triston Casas

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I don’t even go here (Red Sox) but this kid’s hype is off the charts, he seems super talented from the videos I’ve seen and also, man’s a Character.

You can’t deny the kid’s got confidence:

Triston Casas is seen here wearing red fingernail/white toenail polish. Said he will likely rock this look during the season. That’s my content for the day.

— Julian McWilliams (@byJulianMack) February 17, 2023

He doesn’t even remember 9/11 and he’s out there pissing off Chris Sale A Certain Temperamental Red Sox redass:

Out of earshot of Casas, a veteran Red Sox pitcher walked out of the dugout, saw the scene in right field and bristled. To no one in particular, he made his feelings known.

“Are you (expletive) kidding me?” the pitcher asked.

And his Twitter is reminiscent of classic fictional Twitter characters like dril and Barry Zito:

Out of all the cooking utensils the grimiest is definitely the pan… dudes a gamer… I’d take him on my squad any day

— Triston Casas (@mvptc37) December 30, 2022

Godspeed, you remarkably confident child, may you hit a million dingers this season, especially against the Yankees, amen.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 10:55 (one month ago) link

Former starting 1B and large adult son Bobby "he was the future, once" Dalbec trying to make a point by crushing a homer the other day but the job is definitely Triston's to lose and I really hope he sticks around - we need his joy

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 11:18 (one month ago) link

Cases was the guy they were upset was napping and sunbathing during workouts?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:40 (one month ago) link

Before, iirc?

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:44 (one month ago) link

That would be weird thing (but not at all surprising) to be pissy about if he’s out there doing the work

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:47 (one month ago) link

Or if your team was, for example, in last place.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:50 (one month ago) link

I’m not sure anyone playing any sport competitively would share that sentiment.
But maybe if all the projections have you hitting between .230-.250 you might want to take a little extra time in the cages!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 February 2023 14:59 (one month ago) link

What a weird thing to post.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 15:07 (one month ago) link

he should paint little baseball seams on his fingertips to see if he gets thrown out

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 February 2023 15:26 (one month ago) link

He shouldn’t have left his little finger nails undone. Looks like he’s trying for a (second?) accent nail but it just looks unfinished.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 27 February 2023 15:28 (one month ago) link

“Hitting the ball hard is the objective. People love home runs. People love contact. And I try to generate that as often as possible. I’m in the entertainment business.”

He also walks a lot. A “three true outcomes” kinda guy it seems

Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 February 2023 17:15 (one month ago) link

If he brings an ounce of this confidence to the game, he’s going to smash it.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 12:04 (one month ago) link

(i can't see your image gyac)

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 17:19 (one month ago) link

Lmao this moron

Triston Casas showing off the flow around the bases. 😤

— Tyler Milliken ⚾️ (@tylermilliken_) March 3, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 15:14 (three weeks ago) link

he interesting

This will be updated depending on how well he does (not my meme obvs)

Triston Casas MLB

— Boston Sports Enjoyer (@DeversEnjoyer) March 4, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 17:09 (three weeks ago) link

i’m watching chris sale live on my tv right now and he looks sharp

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:12 (three weeks ago) link

Red eyes not ass

giant bat fucker (gyac), Monday, 6 March 2023 18:23 (three weeks ago) link

ffuuuuck justin turner just took a fastball to the face

he did not lose consciousness but went straight down and spit out blood

have never seen that before, missed the helmet completely i think

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 March 2023 18:26 (three weeks ago) link

Starting off spring training strong, minuscule sample size but look at that enormous manchild hit

The sweet swing of No. 2 #RedSox prospect Triston Casas.

— MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) March 8, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 12:32 (three weeks ago) link

Casas meticulously assembles his guest’s plate and then holds it up for closer inspection. He softly recites something that is impossible to hear, like those baseball conversations where everybody covers their mouth. He looks like a modern-day Mark Fidrych, who appeared to talk to the baseball when he was on the mound.

“I’m blessing the food,” says Casas.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 9 March 2023 10:59 (two weeks ago) link

Barry Zito is dead, long live Twitter beisbol king Casas.

Casas’ tweet (Nov. 29, 2022): Don’t know how I used to catch lizards they somehow evolved and became too fast

Casas’ explanation: “I did try to catch a lizard (recently). Typically I could at least grab their tail and it will break off and then they’ll get away. I used to be able to scoop them up and let them run all over me. I tried to do that the other day and obviously it ran away because I didn’t catch it. And then I was seeing if anybody knew about the evolution of lizards lately. Because I feel like they have gotten more athletic.”

It’s his world, the rest of us are just evolving in it.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 9 March 2023 11:05 (two weeks ago) link

Baseball and food are his life. He loves to cook.

I don’t really have any hobbies or talents,” says Casas, 23, who was ranked the top Red Sox prospect in 2021, according to Baseball America.

He can play the piano and enjoys bass fishing, but there is little time for that now.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 9 March 2023 16:49 (two weeks ago) link

“I’ve heard it from a couple of guys,” he says. “But that’s OK. I’m comfortable with my own skin. I don’t resent them for making fun of me because they aren’t on the same level of connectivity with themselves as to put themselves out there and be vulnerable to criticism.”

The best?????

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 9 March 2023 16:54 (two weeks ago) link

— ash (@ashleyherman_) March 2, 2023

Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:05 (two weeks ago) link

Oh trust me notifications are on for that account

giant bat fucker (gyac), Friday, 10 March 2023 12:10 (two weeks ago) link

i mean

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:50 (two weeks ago) link

Who will hit the first Red Sox home run of the season?? via @RedSox

I’ll start: Easy answer Raffy but to switch it up I’ll say Duvall

— Jake “Iggy” Ignaszewski (@JakeIggy) March 15, 2023

I take back everything I said about Chris Sale being the redass pitcher in the sunbathing story.

giant bat fucker (gyac), Thursday, 16 March 2023 15:46 (one week ago) link

i’m gonna go with eovaldi, he’s always seemed like a bit of a diva to me

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 March 2023 15:57 (one week ago) link


From Red Sox:

Triston Casas was scratched from todays game with left 5th finger pain. He is day to day.

— Chris Cotillo (@ChrisCotillo) March 21, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 14:49 (one week ago) link

well duh it was unprotected by varnish

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:59 (one week ago) link

Bobby Dalbec got the start at 1B yesterday, batting 9th. 0-4 with 3 strikeouts and 3 LOB 😭

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 11:11 (six days ago) link

Triston Casas is back in the #RedSox lineup.

Duran CF, Casas 1B, Dalbec 3B, Palka RF, Alfaro C, Goodrum SS, Allen LF, R. Hernández DH, Yorke 2B, Winckowski P

— Mac Cerullo (@MacCerullo) March 23, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 11:35 (six days ago) link

Out there with the spare parts!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 12:18 (six days ago) link

Cmon, you know our guy doesn’t care about that. He just wants the bat in his hand and the sun on his forehead!

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 12:20 (six days ago) link

Dear Tracer, this thing just won’t go away?

Triston Casas might be your 2023 Boston Red Sox leadoff hitter

— Jared Carrabis Podcast (@carrabispod) March 23, 2023

Also, today!

Triston Casas off of Duane Underwood Jr.

EV🔥: 107.8
Launch angle📐: 5.0 degrees
Pitch type🎨: Cutter
Pitch speed🚄: 91.6 mph
Distance📏: 115.0 ft.
Outcome🙋: Double

Boston Red Sox(0) @ Pittsburgh Pirates(0)
Top 1 1 Out

— Well-Hit Bot (@MLBWellHitBot) March 23, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:46 (six days ago) link

hell yes

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:04 (six days ago) link

the betts/bogaerts era already feels nine million years ago

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:06 (six days ago) link

I mean don’t count your Casas before he’s smashed, but yes, he seems to be having a great spring!

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:14 (six days ago) link

Who knew he inspired the Daniels?!

Everyone wants to take photos of the back side of Triston Casas’ hands (nails). I was more interested in the other side. This is what no batting gloves in BP looks like.

— Rob Bradford (@bradfo) March 21, 2023

limb tins & cum (gyac), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:16 (six days ago) link

Holy moonshot to walk it off for the Red Sox

— Dillard Barnhart (@BarnHasSpoken2) March 25, 2023

Walkoff two run hr!

limb tins & cum (gyac), Saturday, 25 March 2023 12:15 (four days ago) link

I don’t love that swing.. he’s flying open too quick, opening his shoulders up too quick.. can’t argue with the result though

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 25 March 2023 14:35 (four days ago) link

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