YANKEES 2020 fsck you

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Let’s do dis

calstars, Monday, 17 February 2020 19:24 (seven months ago) link

OUT FOR BLOOD

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:50 (seven months ago) link

u guys must be proud

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:52 (seven months ago) link

indeed

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:56 (seven months ago) link

managed to make a pretty good run of it these past few years w/o cheating!

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:57 (seven months ago) link

WIthout question the most pleasurable offseason in memory

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:57 (seven months ago) link

Yeah!

calstars, Monday, 17 February 2020 22:09 (seven months ago) link

feel like I've seen this one before

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 23:10 (seven months ago) link

a pretty good run of it these past few years w/o cheating

interesting if true...

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 01:35 (seven months ago) link

Brian Cashman says Luis Severino needs Tommy John surgery.

— Bryan Hoch (@BryanHoch) February 25, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:02 (six months ago) link

thank you sir may I have another

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:06 (six months ago) link

It don’t matta

calstars, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:42 (six months ago) link

fuck yeah!

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:21 (six months ago) link

(puts in hip pocket)

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:32 (six months ago) link

Giancarlo Stanton has a Grade 1 strain in his right calf, Aaron Boone says. He'll be down for a bit, and may not be built back up in time for Opening Day.

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 26, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:34 (six months ago) link

it's like the beautiful old pennant-free decade hasn't ended

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:44 (six months ago) link

Dave Kingman https://t.co/FIF0qtMXMX

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 26, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:54 (six months ago) link

honestly I'd prefer he sit it out

the most agonizing ABs

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:09 (six months ago) link

rmde

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (six months ago) link

he cleans up on anybody who can't put an 0-2 breakng ball a foot off the plate, which admittedly is enough to run up some huge numbers

otherwise blecch

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:22 (six months ago) link

anyway run Andujar out there, that will be fun at least

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:25 (six months ago) link

Worth 4+ WAR for you in 2018 but sure, he's garbage

True Yankeeism will never die

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:40 (six months ago) link

more playing time for actual True Yankee Brett Gardner

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:55 (six months ago) link

did the injury gods come up with this thread title?

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:59 (six months ago) link

Brett Gardner WAR

2017 4.1
2018 2.6
2019 3.6

Yeah I'll take it and he can field his position

"true yankeeism" lol

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:09 (six months ago) link

brett gardner's a good player! (although like fellow True Yankee paul o'neill, some of his swings-and-misses look weirdly terrible)

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:13 (six months ago) link

also 18th all-time in games played for the yankees; should pass a-rod and nettles this year

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:18 (six months ago) link

he's like the platonic ideal of a yankee. 220 pounds of thick neck, jaw-tensin' gum poppin' assholism and really really good.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:28 (six months ago) link

when does the number get retired

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:54 (six months ago) link

hard to argue that anyone other than Reggie (maybe E. Howard at a reach) is undeserving of the honor

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:05 (six months ago) link

Aaron Judge is hurt.

Andy K, Saturday, 29 February 2020 23:21 (six months ago) link

are the yankees doing a file system consistency check this year?

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 1 March 2020 01:03 (six months ago) link

three months pass...

insane

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:56 (three months ago) link

maybe do this if it feels "fun"

this doesn't feel that way

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:42 (three months ago) link

lol that everyone the owners exposed all this dirty laundry in a situation that could never work

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:45 (three months ago) link

true shitshow

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:59 (three months ago) link

Wow, Ken Griffey Jr. had a really damn good reason to never play for the Yankees.

"Look at third base." pic.twitter.com/2v7DoBYyYC

— Roger Cormier (@yayroger) June 22, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:05 (three months ago) link

despite the moral advantage, they did not defeat the yankees

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:07 (three months ago) link

Guys, we know there are two designated hitters. It's an intrasquad game at camp - we can do whatever we want! Someone will be playing LF, he will just not be hitting.

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) July 6, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Stanton owning opening night

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:34 (two months ago) link

both of the big fellas looking good

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:39 (two months ago) link

What radio station can I tune into to avoid hearing this commentary & A-Rod? I went to WFAN but people were just calling in.

Virginia Plain, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:43 (two months ago) link

https://www.twitch.tv/isanyonethere10

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:46 (two months ago) link

No audio at the moment , perfect for you

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:46 (two months ago) link

I tuned into 106.7 DC but now there is a rain delay! So classic!

Virginia Plain, Friday, 24 July 2020 01:04 (two months ago) link

Opening night got 2020’d

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 01:59 (two months ago) link

Stanks have invited the POTUS to fling a ceremonial pitch! A rally is now scheduled outside the stadium on August 15th, the day of Trump's visit.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 July 2020 12:07 (one month ago) link

Saw it in a chat crawl on one of those streaming sites

calstars, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:53 (two weeks ago) link

Yanks rallying in the third and G Sanchez with his .140 ba is up go Gary

calstars, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:54 (two weeks ago) link

K
Here comes the inversely streaking mike troutman

calstars, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:57 (two weeks ago) link

.138 : /

mookieproof, Friday, 4 September 2020 21:58 (two weeks ago) link

all very grim business

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 4 September 2020 22:11 (two weeks ago) link

Tonight Cole masterful through five, driving a Countach off the pier in the sixth

calstars, Sunday, 6 September 2020 01:27 (two weeks ago) link

keegan akin > gerrit cole

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:26 (two weeks ago) link

wow cole has lost three straight; you hate to see it

i blame the absurd facial hair ban

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:51 (two weeks ago) link

Mook stepping it up in morb’s absence, doesn’t really feel like your heart is in it though

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 02:54 (two weeks ago) link

happy gleyber day weekend, stankees

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:46 (two weeks ago) link

attaboy

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 6 September 2020 04:03 (two weeks ago) link

Another loss...dem boys are looking pretty bad these days. Let’s hope this is the bottom.

calstars, Sunday, 6 September 2020 20:14 (two weeks ago) link

welcome to third place

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 September 2020 20:40 (two weeks ago) link

three game series against the Jays up next!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 7 September 2020 01:40 (two weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9q4k69F.jpg

calstars, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 00:04 (two weeks ago) link

lol

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 00:50 (two weeks ago) link

10 run inning for the Jays!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 September 2020 01:47 (two weeks ago) link

adam ottovino is a good guy but dag

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 02:26 (two weeks ago) link

Poor Cashman, witnessed the carnage in person, then probably hit the whiskey later on wondering where he went wrong

calstars, Tuesday, 8 September 2020 11:51 (two weeks ago) link

Another L!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 01:42 (two weeks ago) link

Wouldn't you prefer to think of it as a W for Thermo?

anyway this team does not deserve to be in your head

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 01:48 (two weeks ago) link

is it bad that at this point I am secretly hoping for a benign, non-symptomatic, clubhouse-wide covid inefection?

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 01:49 (two weeks ago) link

about to be half a game ahead of the orioles

finally something to care about this season

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 01:51 (two weeks ago) link

The Jays thread is cold and lonely. Just figured I’d talk about the series here.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 04:28 (two weeks ago) link

My bandwagon is out of the garage, idling in the driveway, almost ready to go.

clemenza, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 10:53 (two weeks ago) link

It is definitely "if George were alive" szn

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) September 9, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 14:54 (two weeks ago) link

yankees ace deivi garcia

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 01:35 (two weeks ago) link

The night belongs to gleyber

calstars, Thursday, 10 September 2020 01:40 (two weeks ago) link

Garcia looked p damn good today.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 September 2020 03:38 (two weeks ago) link

I’ll keep thinking his name is our shared Damaso Garcia

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 10 September 2020 03:42 (two weeks ago) link

Cole throwing 98 in the 7th

calstars, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:09 (one week ago) link

i do love the_higster

mookieproof, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:13 (one week ago) link

just finish outta the money

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:14 (one week ago) link

Shutout ! Holy 1982 Batman

calstars, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:16 (one week ago) link

Frazier makin dem plays in RF

calstars, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:17 (one week ago) link

Chad Green takes the mound and a nation inhales

calstars, Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:53 (one week ago) link

Sanchez struck out first time up, now down to .126

calstars, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:08 (one week ago) link

They took Ursh & Mike Stanton off the IL today.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:09 (one week ago) link

he's made out of glass but let's not deadname him

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:20 (one week ago) link

I don't know who fangraph is pic.twitter.com/59VypfZNgQ

— John Sterling Calls (@JSterlingCalls) August 31, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:52 (one week ago) link

they're already selling t-shirts

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:52 (one week ago) link

I mean Sterling is dependable for about 10-15 clueless old man lines a night, but this is obviously a joke

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:54 (one week ago) link

This is inhumane

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 September 2020 00:38 (six days ago) link

oof

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 September 2020 00:53 (six days ago) link

how am i only just now learning that aroldis shit himself on the mound last weekend

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2020 20:08 (six days ago) link

You mean metaphorically?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:47 (six days ago) link

Lol whut

calstars, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:14 (six days ago) link

I thought from what Boone said that they came for the mound visit because he looked to be in pain—not that he didn't make it into the clubhouse in time! But this is better.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:56 (six days ago) link

happy 35th to yankee legend joba chamberlain

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:35 (yesterday) link


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