YANKEES 2020 fsck you

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Let’s do dis

calstars, Monday, 17 February 2020 19:24 (nine months ago) link

OUT FOR BLOOD

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:50 (nine months ago) link

u guys must be proud

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:52 (nine months ago) link

indeed

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:56 (nine months ago) link

managed to make a pretty good run of it these past few years w/o cheating!

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:57 (nine months ago) link

WIthout question the most pleasurable offseason in memory

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 February 2020 19:57 (nine months ago) link

Yeah!

calstars, Monday, 17 February 2020 22:09 (nine months ago) link

feel like I've seen this one before

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 23:10 (nine months ago) link

a pretty good run of it these past few years w/o cheating

interesting if true...

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 01:35 (nine months ago) link

Brian Cashman says Luis Severino needs Tommy John surgery.

— Bryan Hoch (@BryanHoch) February 25, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:02 (nine months ago) link

thank you sir may I have another

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:06 (nine months ago) link

It don’t matta

calstars, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:42 (nine months ago) link

fuck yeah!

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:21 (nine months ago) link

(puts in hip pocket)

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 16:32 (nine months ago) link

Giancarlo Stanton has a Grade 1 strain in his right calf, Aaron Boone says. He'll be down for a bit, and may not be built back up in time for Opening Day.

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 26, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:34 (nine months ago) link

it's like the beautiful old pennant-free decade hasn't ended

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:44 (nine months ago) link

Dave Kingman https://t.co/FIF0qtMXMX

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) February 26, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 20:54 (nine months ago) link

honestly I'd prefer he sit it out

the most agonizing ABs

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:09 (nine months ago) link

rmde

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (nine months ago) link

he cleans up on anybody who can't put an 0-2 breakng ball a foot off the plate, which admittedly is enough to run up some huge numbers

otherwise blecch

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:22 (nine months ago) link

anyway run Andujar out there, that will be fun at least

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:25 (nine months ago) link

Worth 4+ WAR for you in 2018 but sure, he's garbage

True Yankeeism will never die

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:40 (nine months ago) link

more playing time for actual True Yankee Brett Gardner

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:55 (nine months ago) link

did the injury gods come up with this thread title?

ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:59 (nine months ago) link

Brett Gardner WAR

2017 4.1
2018 2.6
2019 3.6

Yeah I'll take it and he can field his position

"true yankeeism" lol

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:09 (nine months ago) link

brett gardner's a good player! (although like fellow True Yankee paul o'neill, some of his swings-and-misses look weirdly terrible)

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:13 (nine months ago) link

also 18th all-time in games played for the yankees; should pass a-rod and nettles this year

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:18 (nine months ago) link

he's like the platonic ideal of a yankee. 220 pounds of thick neck, jaw-tensin' gum poppin' assholism and really really good.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:28 (nine months ago) link

when does the number get retired

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2020 15:54 (nine months ago) link

hard to argue that anyone other than Reggie (maybe E. Howard at a reach) is undeserving of the honor

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 February 2020 16:05 (nine months ago) link

Aaron Judge is hurt.

Andy K, Saturday, 29 February 2020 23:21 (nine months ago) link

are the yankees doing a file system consistency check this year?

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 1 March 2020 01:03 (nine months ago) link

three months pass...

insane

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2020 22:56 (five months ago) link

maybe do this if it feels "fun"

this doesn't feel that way

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:42 (five months ago) link

lol that everyone the owners exposed all this dirty laundry in a situation that could never work

mookieproof, Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:45 (five months ago) link

true shitshow

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 21 June 2020 01:59 (five months ago) link

Wow, Ken Griffey Jr. had a really damn good reason to never play for the Yankees.

"Look at third base." pic.twitter.com/2v7DoBYyYC

— Roger Cormier (@yayroger) June 22, 2020

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:05 (five months ago) link

despite the moral advantage, they did not defeat the yankees

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Monday, 22 June 2020 06:07 (five months ago) link

Guys, we know there are two designated hitters. It's an intrasquad game at camp - we can do whatever we want! Someone will be playing LF, he will just not be hitting.

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) July 6, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 6 July 2020 20:47 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Stanton owning opening night

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:34 (four months ago) link

both of the big fellas looking good

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:39 (four months ago) link

What radio station can I tune into to avoid hearing this commentary & A-Rod? I went to WFAN but people were just calling in.

Virginia Plain, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:43 (four months ago) link

https://www.twitch.tv/isanyonethere10

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:46 (four months ago) link

No audio at the moment , perfect for you

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 00:46 (four months ago) link

I tuned into 106.7 DC but now there is a rain delay! So classic!

Virginia Plain, Friday, 24 July 2020 01:04 (four months ago) link

Opening night got 2020’d

calstars, Friday, 24 July 2020 01:59 (four months ago) link

Stanks have invited the POTUS to fling a ceremonial pitch! A rally is now scheduled outside the stadium on August 15th, the day of Trump's visit.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 July 2020 12:07 (four months ago) link

I’ll keep thinking his name is our shared Damaso Garcia

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 10 September 2020 03:42 (two months ago) link

Cole throwing 98 in the 7th

calstars, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:09 (two months ago) link

i do love the_higster

mookieproof, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:13 (two months ago) link

just finish outta the money

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2020 22:14 (two months ago) link

Shutout ! Holy 1982 Batman

calstars, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:16 (two months ago) link

Frazier makin dem plays in RF

calstars, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:17 (two months ago) link

Chad Green takes the mound and a nation inhales

calstars, Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:53 (two months ago) link

Sanchez struck out first time up, now down to .126

calstars, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:08 (two months ago) link

They took Ursh & Mike Stanton off the IL today.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:09 (two months ago) link

he's made out of glass but let's not deadname him

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 00:20 (two months ago) link

I don't know who fangraph is pic.twitter.com/59VypfZNgQ

— John Sterling Calls (@JSterlingCalls) August 31, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:52 (two months ago) link

they're already selling t-shirts

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:52 (two months ago) link

I mean Sterling is dependable for about 10-15 clueless old man lines a night, but this is obviously a joke

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 17 September 2020 21:54 (two months ago) link

This is inhumane

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 September 2020 00:38 (two months ago) link

oof

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 September 2020 00:53 (two months ago) link

how am i only just now learning that aroldis shit himself on the mound last weekend

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2020 20:08 (two months ago) link

You mean metaphorically?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 18 September 2020 20:47 (two months ago) link

Lol whut

calstars, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:14 (two months ago) link

I thought from what Boone said that they came for the mound visit because he looked to be in pain—not that he didn't make it into the clubhouse in time! But this is better.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:56 (two months ago) link

happy 35th to yankee legend joba chamberlain

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 19:35 (two months ago) link

No chad green noooo

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:08 (two months ago) link

Greenie is going to be the downfall of the season, just wait

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:11 (two months ago) link

you are doing the lord’s work watching this team

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:19 (two months ago) link

lol

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:21 (two months ago) link

It’s up to “higgy” fuckin hell

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:22 (two months ago) link

“Ballgame over. Yankees lose. Yankees loooooooose.”

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:30 (two months ago) link

That would be so great if he folded that into the repertoire.

The bright side of this season is only 2 or 3 games invested in a first round elimination.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 September 2020 02:49 (two months ago) link

“Guess who just back today”

calstars, Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:31 (two months ago) link

dj wins the batting title, becomes the first guy to do it in JV leagues

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, 26 September 2020 20:31 (two months ago) link

Afterman, though, has helped Cashman with some of his mischief. Cashman had once been using a cheap machine that produced fake flatulence, and she bought him a higher-quality one she called “the Fartmaster 4000.” (Cashman has burned through many of those.) He hid the device in the visiting players’ lounge at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia during the 2009 World Series and watched from an adjacent room.

um

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/29/sports/baseball/brian-cashman-yankees.html?action=click&module=Editors%20Picks&pgtype=Homepage

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:14 (two months ago) link

i think we may have just found a new nickname for the 2020 Yankees

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:16 (two months ago) link

The 2020 New York Yankees!

*90s Sitcom Intro - Full House Edition* pic.twitter.com/Q0jZYmj7oI

— Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) September 29, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:59 (two months ago) link

Lol!

calstars, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:09 (two months ago) link

TOUCHABLE

calstars, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:45 (two months ago) link

Later Bieber, have fun stewing all winter about what went wrong tonight

calstars, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:53 (two months ago) link

Sweet

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 00:55 (two months ago) link

WHOMST did beibs start against

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:02 (two months ago) link

gettin higgy with it

Higashioka is catching Tanaka tonight. The #Yankees can spin it any way they would like. Gary Sanchez is not the clear No. 1 catcher any longer.

— Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) October 7, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:23 (one month ago) link

good

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:36 (one month ago) link

GS is so weird I think his talent is 100% real but he has Jason heyward disease

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:40 (one month ago) link

heyward's ops was 230 points higher this year

also allowed fewer passed balls

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:46 (one month ago) link

But u know what I mean when JH had to rebuild his swing BC he got himself all fucked up

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:47 (one month ago) link

Higgy is the man

calstars, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:23 (one month ago) link

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/419548NGVXL.jpg

calstars, Friday, 9 October 2020 11:09 (one month ago) link

happy 80th to john lennon joe pepitone

mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2020 22:02 (one month ago) link

Post game recap. No more Yankees games. pic.twitter.com/7w1TY7GXPg

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) October 10, 2020

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:16 (one month ago) link

can only assume the 2004 yankees are now enjoying a champagne toast

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2020 04:12 (one month ago) link


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