Waiting 171 days to submit your keepers will not give you another year of control – 2019 I Love Fantasy Baseball League is open!

might be time to drop Joey Votto :`(

Since this league was turned into a keeper league, has there ever been a team with all 5 Keepers on the DL?

Asking for a friend.

I have inadvertently dismissed Eovaldi, who has been on NA. Looks like he may be becoming closer for the red sox. Will you guys be bros and let me have him after the waiver period? I'll have lost those days anyway, due to my negligence, though i don't know how it happened. cheers, love you

better yet perhaps commish can place him back on my team? i've just done it

hey - so i just got back from chicago where i had spotty access to the interwebs. what's up?

can you drop someone so you have room on your roster? i'll de-drop eovaldi for you and maybe rename your team for lols.

Wait... so we can take mulligans now?

he asked literally right away and i'd done the same for myself when i hit the wrong fucking button earlier, so ya.
everyone gets one.

but he is going to have to clear space first.

good to know...

Okay I dropped Cain, who played one game for me in an effort to maybe get a steal, where i'm dead last. Collected I CS
Thanks Thermo for the help, and yes feel free to change my name to the Mulligans if it makes Al feel better

Collected 1* CS that should say

Apparently renaming teams is where my powers end.

Oh well. I don’t think “Nathan Eovaldi #1 Fan Club” would have fit anyways.

Nate Fellators, hello.
anyway, cheers thanks

Too bad I couldn't get him in time for the game today 40.50 ERA

Since I'm on a roll and to appease commish, my new name is Eovaldi: The 4 Seams (cept no punctuation is allowed i guess :/ )

it took me longer than it shd have, but i get that reference

like most our teams – i got no clue.

Severino coming back as a RP. so no use to me at all this year.

open to offers if anyone wants five years of control on the dude, who will be back as a SP next year.

I'm tempted by that ...

My hitters were a combined 1-26 last night but with a .342 OBP.

I had 3 starters going, they went 1.77era 1.03whip 3k:bb 2w 2qs.
but one wasn't really a starter. rays had castillo opening for yarbrough, robbing me of a W and QS >:(

i managed to log a Zero in the standings for about the 250th time this year

i mean the blue jays are my irl team and i'll champion them always, but do you really need to use an opener on them lol? don't you know what it's doing to Orel Halo//Eovaldi/The 4 Seams

This is enraging! Every good day I have, my gains are matched by Javy! Ahhh, stop being so good, you SOB!

I'm destined for 3rd at this point, but holla keeps having himself some days and I'm sure af not ready to give up my podium spot and that has become my main objective, keeping holla down in his lowly 4th trash spot ;)

also – congrats to No Time... your other NA/keeper stash is coming up! your fantasy fortunes are now forever linked to the blue jays.
your next stash should the guy they just landed, Simeon-Woods-Richardson.

This is enraging! Every good day I have, my gains are matched by Javy! Ahhh, stop being so good, you SOB!

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, July 28, 2019 8:47 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ha there's still more than 1/3 of the season left, i could still fuck it up

i am a little worried about running into the innings limits too early

the day your team had yesterday made me want to cry.

holy shit dude – how do you even get to +21 in the OF?!

i don't even know how to see those stats but i assume it's mostly thanks to christian yelich

innings limits can't be viewed in the yahoo app. you gotta use a web browser and scroll below the roster/stats. (you may be in for a bumpy final week)

oh i misunderstood what you meant. yeah i had a surplus of productive OFs so i was playing four OFs every day for a while there.

ya, i was talking about innings – not production or value etc.

Sorry Thermo, I'm only willing to move Soto for Tatis Jr. or maybe Vlad Jr. with a decent plus. He's my namesake player but more importantly (and no offense...) I have plenty of banged up keepers who are out for the year with questionable future value.

i have neither of those players so you must see the predicament i am in!

hey guys, where do i see the inning limits and where i sit for various categories again?

innings limits can't be viewed in the yahoo app. you gotta use a web browser and scroll below the roster/stats.

cheers thx

How the fuck do you shoot up 7.5 points in one day this far into the season?! This shit is uncalled for.

it's getting tight at the top again. i've got one of my clumps of starting pitching tonight but any or all of them could blow up badly (darvish at philly, stroman at atlanta, aaron sanchez at oakland ... not feeling super confident about any of those)

Now I know why I did better last year (ignored keepers) versus this year (keepers, most of them on the IL): it's a lot easier to ride the FA/waiver wire when you have open slots that aren't cock-blocked by dudes with ruptured testicles, etc.

"cock-blocked by dudes with ruptured testicles" quite an image

yes... hopefully the Toronto sleeper agents I deployed pitch "well" tonight.

i feel like i made some solid decisions w/r/t waiver wire pickups which have allowed me to claw all the way up to 8th place though i'm reconsidering my Jorge Soler drop (not that he could help my terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad pitching).

I'm happy to be leading the 2nd tier (aka 3rd) again. A couple days ago I was hit with -4 pts despite this pitching line: 17.1IP, 1W, 25K, 2.60ERA, 1.04WHIP, 5K:BB, 2QS, 3SV+H!
I have missed Scherzer big time, and I'll have to finish up without Encarnacion & Gallo, looks like. I switched back to Orel Halo

I had an offensive day for the ages yesterday: 13/17, 11 R, 9 HR, 13 RBI, .481 OBP, 1.519 SLG, 10 XBH. Set the league single day record for HR, XBH, and SLG. Unfortunately all this did was make up for my offense mostly crapping the bed for the past two weeks, but still, it was a fun day.

13/27, not 13/17

wow nice

9 homers in 13 hits sums up this nu juiced era

that's insane.

9 HR and "only" 13 RBI also seems to symbolize these homer happy times.