important baseball tweets

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@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

hahaha

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

so chill

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

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https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788

that's cueto hoss you got there

https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664

#ad

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

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that is brilliant.

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dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

#PuigNotScared

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

obv an Economist reader

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https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

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this is an apostrophe

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

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@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

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https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953

https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

@Morbs

right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD

Herbs, ranked:

1. Tarragon
2. Chive
3. Dill
4. Cilantro
5. Thai basil
6. Marjoram
7. Mint
8. Bay leaf
9. Thyme
10. Rosemary

— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019

I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.

sage advice

Umpire cam.

MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh

— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019

damn that's cool!

that's like a real life the show game

Hrudeycam

I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented

i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view

kickass data viz:

Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0

— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019

fantastic

das ma shih

Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0

— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019

we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1

— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019

awesome

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perhaps not important, just sad

https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/ron-darling-digs-in-lenny-dykstra-has-backers-as-fight-gets-ugly/

who could have guessed

for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter

2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq

— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019

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lmao

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Grichuk otm

"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?

Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019

Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj

— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019

ht deadspin

^awesome

pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019

Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.

yeah instant follow!

a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D

He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.

SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE

— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019

(1957) Splitting time between Brooklyn and Los Angeles could make both sides happy

— Past Fangraphs (@pastfangraphs) June 25, 2019

That page is hilarious.

Often when people move from New York to California they worry about losing their touch. https://t.co/Z8R9OxuAVv

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 3, 2019

Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) July 4, 2019

Furries

— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 5, 2019

um

Took extras to beat us again. https://t.co/7JSCL3MUD4 #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/hzYzlK3mDY

— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2019

Put Yadier Molina in the HOF rn pic.twitter.com/Z14SjwLPOW

— RIP TYLER (@PlsBillyEppler) July 8, 2019

yadier molina has already been elected into the hall of fame

One time, while I was catching a game against the Rockies, Troy Tulowotzki didn’t like a low pitch called by the umpire.

He turned to argue, but before he could I said,

“Troy, did you think that pitch was TULO?”

😬😬😬

— John Baker (@manbearwolf) July 26, 2019

There's a lotta stuff going on rn

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 31, 2019

Guys, we were just chillin at a @rockies baseball game, and my brother decided to step into a speed pitch challenge...he hit 96 mph 😳 @MLB Let’s get him signed! pic.twitter.com/g0fKrvUxzt

— Christian Patterson (@cpatterson_7) July 15, 2019

(check the follow-up, caveat: could be some #viral #astroturfing)

baseball wives and gun control

https://deadspin.com/lucas-giolitos-wife-calls-out-anthony-swarzaks-wife-for-1837068317

Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019