https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (four years ago) link
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (four years ago) link
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (four years ago) link
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (four years ago) link
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (three years ago) link
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (three years ago) link
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (three years ago) link
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (three years ago) link
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (three years ago) link
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (three years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (three years ago) link
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (three years ago) link
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (three years ago) link
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (three years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (three years ago) link
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (three years ago) link
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (three years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (three years ago) link
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (three years ago) link
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (three years ago) link
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (three years ago) link
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (two years ago) link
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (two years ago) link
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (two years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (two years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (two years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (two years ago) link
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (two years ago) link
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (two years ago) link
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (two years ago) link
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (two years ago) link
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (two years ago) link
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (two years ago) link
for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (eight months ago) link
2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (eight months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3WmROKWwAcCCOR.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (eight months ago) link
lmao
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (eight months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4cQsjtUEAIPMUl.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (seven months ago) link
Grichuk otm
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (seven months ago) link
"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (seven months ago) link
Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:00 (six months ago) link
Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019
ht deadspin
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (six months ago) link
^awesome
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:27 (six months ago) link
pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 20:23 (five months ago) link
Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.
― timellison, Saturday, 15 June 2019 23:45 (five months ago) link
yeah instant follow!
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:01 (five months ago) link
a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:05 (five months ago) link
He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:47 (five months ago) link
SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:22 (five months ago) link
(1957) Splitting time between Brooklyn and Los Angeles could make both sides happy— Past Fangraphs (@pastfangraphs) June 25, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:18 (five months ago) link
That page is hilarious.
― timellison, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:25 (five months ago) link
Often when people move from New York to California they worry about losing their touch. https://t.co/Z8R9OxuAVv— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 3, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:11 (five months ago) link
Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) July 4, 2019
― na (NA), Friday, 5 July 2019 00:09 (five months ago) link
Furries— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 5, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 July 2019 20:51 (five months ago) link
um
Took extras to beat us again. https://t.co/7JSCL3MUD4 #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/hzYzlK3mDY— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2019
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 July 2019 04:20 (four months ago) link
Put Yadier Molina in the HOF rn pic.twitter.com/Z14SjwLPOW— RIP TYLER (@PlsBillyEppler) July 8, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 July 2019 04:03 (four months ago) link
yadier molina has already been elected into the hall of fame
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 July 2019 04:16 (four months ago) link
One time, while I was catching a game against the Rockies, Troy Tulowotzki didn’t like a low pitch called by the umpire.He turned to argue, but before he could I said, “Troy, did you think that pitch was TULO?”😬😬😬— John Baker (@manbearwolf) July 26, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 19:25 (four months ago) link
There's a lotta stuff going on rn— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 31, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 02:35 (four months ago) link
Guys, we were just chillin at a @rockies baseball game, and my brother decided to step into a speed pitch challenge...he hit 96 mph 😳 @MLB Let’s get him signed! pic.twitter.com/g0fKrvUxzt— Christian Patterson (@cpatterson_7) July 15, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:32 (four months ago) link
(check the follow-up, caveat: could be some #viral #astroturfing)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:33 (four months ago) link
baseball wives and gun control
https://deadspin.com/lucas-giolitos-wife-calls-out-anthony-swarzaks-wife-for-1837068317
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:20 (three months ago) link
Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:55 (three months ago) link
.@tmorello leads the 3rd Tour Series in @StratOMatic 1-0 hrs searching and coming for my ass yo. Damn Mule Suttles is killing me 4 home runs in the last 2 games . I intentionally walked him the last 3 times at the plate. So Team Morello is coming at me . 10 runs & 3 HRs .. sht pic.twitter.com/oiSkw7QRhy— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) August 27, 2019
― Andy K, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:40 (three months ago) link
I saw strat in the window of my local game store and basically did the Chris Christie pointing dot jpg as I walked by
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:44 (three months ago) link
Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:54 (three months ago) link
i stand behind you, Christian
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:14 (three months ago) link
BIG SERIES BEGINNING TONIGHT VS. CUBS. OFF DAY WAS GOOD FOR THE METS. THEY ARE AN EMOTIONAL & SPIRITED BUNCH. LIKE TO SEE THEM CALM DOWN EMOTIONALLY DURING GAMES. IT'S TOO DRAINING. MUST STAY ON AN EVEN KEEL. THEY ARE YOUNG AND WILL LEARN. LGM— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:13 (three months ago) link
I’ve been informed that large caps means screaming. I was not screaming and I won’t use large caps again unless I’m really screaming.— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (three months ago) link
why isn't he screaming LGM, though?
#apathy
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:10 (three months ago) link
i think you know what happened next
The brothers Moran. pic.twitter.com/cpnJ0YtyrS— Pirates (@Pirates) September 4, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:12 (three months ago) link
ive been very away from ilx for a while and just saw that yelich tweet but are they trying to make "relax roxane" the baseball "i'm trying jennifer"?
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:50 (two months ago) link
roxane's original tweet has been deleted so i don't know the context
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:51 (two months ago) link
she was carping at him being a bad influence on kids for posing nude for the espn thing
― na (NA), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:27 (two months ago) link
charlie made a meh-meh
Photo credit: Lindy Powers (1994) pic.twitter.com/PBPUYYLrnt— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) September 23, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 September 2019 20:31 (two months ago) link
His twitter name is fried chicken, and he said some weird things to me, so I told him to eat fried chicken for every meal until he dies— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) October 11, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 16:08 (one month ago) link
Baseball is uncanceled pic.twitter.com/Dqggkbv8Il— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) October 24, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 October 2019 06:15 (one month ago) link
waited a long time for that one
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:34 (one month ago) link
that is a hell of a burn
― frogbs, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:47 (one month ago) link
George Will is the worst baseball writer who ever lived. https://t.co/3QaizUDFB4— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 30, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:43 (one month ago) link
But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter
https://i2.wp.com/diamondhoggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mantle.jpg?w=590
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 November 2019 13:01 (four weeks ago) link
Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019
― na (NA), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 02:44 (three weeks ago) link
More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.
Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019
― Andy K, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 01:14 (one week ago) link