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mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (three years ago) Permalink

@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (three years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (three years ago) Permalink

so chill

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (three years ago) Permalink

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (three years ago) Permalink

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (three years ago) Permalink

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mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (three years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

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mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (three years ago) Permalink

that's cueto hoss you got there

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (three years ago) Permalink

#ad

Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (three years ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (three years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (three years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (three years ago) Permalink

that is brilliant.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (three years ago) Permalink

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (three years ago) Permalink

dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (three years ago) Permalink

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (three years ago) Permalink

#PuigNotScared

mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (three years ago) Permalink

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (three years ago) Permalink

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (three years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (two years ago) Permalink

obv an Economist reader

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (two years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (two years ago) Permalink

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (two years ago) Permalink

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

this is an apostrophe

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (two years ago) Permalink

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mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (two years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (two years ago) Permalink

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (two years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (one year ago) Permalink

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (one year ago) Permalink

I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018

Michael F Gill, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:47 (seven months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

On this day 46 years ago the American League adopted the designated hitter rule. The age of strategy was gone; that of sophisters, economists, and calculators had succeeded; and the glory of baseball was extinguished forever.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 11, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:16 (five months ago) Permalink

most anyone else and I could detect snark

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:28 (five months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

"Whit Merrifield has one of the best social media accounts in the game" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rB8slfkZJ9

— Scott Walker's Bald Spot (@TacoAffcionado) January 28, 2019

na (NA), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (four months ago) Permalink

If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.

No, we're not warm yet.
Yes, we will do it. pic.twitter.com/aiykd0UpQV

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 30, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:49 (four months ago) Permalink

if they get 2 million retweets, they'll rename the team?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:59 (four months ago) Permalink

pokemon that have the same hair as major league players, a thread:

— Shanna Shi (@shanna_shi) January 30, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:42 (four months ago) Permalink

watching professionla sports teams interact w ewach other in the thread under that cleveland tweet is deeply ufcked up, like, it just hit me really viscerally hard right now how insane a bunch of poorly paid 20 somethings more or less professionally roleplaying a billion dollar organization online is (esp when the org can get in trouble if they do it wrong)

suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:10 (four months ago) Permalink

also lol that pokemon thread rules

also leave clint frazier alone, he's on smoko

suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:11 (four months ago) Permalink

#ExposBowl Update - End of 1st QTR
🏈 1995 Expos Draft Pick: 0
⚾️ Expos Catcher Jerry Goff’s Son: 0#SBLIII

— Montreal Expos ⚾️ #Expos50 (@Montreal_Expos) February 4, 2019

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:45 (four months ago) Permalink

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mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:12 (four months ago) Permalink

The #rays Kevin Cash says they plan on three starters and two days with an opener.

— Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz) February 12, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:03 (four months ago) Permalink

is opener what we are calling them now? confusing since that's also uhh what we call a game in march

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:38 (four months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

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na (NA), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:34 (three months ago) Permalink

@Morbs

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:41 (three months ago) Permalink

right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:56 (three months ago) Permalink

Herbs, ranked:

1. Tarragon
2. Chive
3. Dill
4. Cilantro
5. Thai basil
6. Marjoram
7. Mint
8. Bay leaf
9. Thyme
10. Rosemary

— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:43 (three months ago) Permalink

I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.

clemenza, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:46 (three months ago) Permalink

sage advice

mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:09 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Umpire cam.

MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh

— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:14 (two months ago) Permalink

damn that's cool!

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:22 (two months ago) Permalink

that's like a real life the show game

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:55 (two months ago) Permalink

Hrudeycam

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:13 (two months ago) Permalink

I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:51 (two months ago) Permalink

i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 14:45 (two months ago) Permalink

kickass data viz:

Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0

— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:15 (two months ago) Permalink

fantastic

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:22 (two months ago) Permalink

das ma shih

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2019 23:32 (two months ago) Permalink

Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0

— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 March 2019 18:39 (two months ago) Permalink

we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1

— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:49 (two months ago) Permalink

awesome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:55 (two months ago) Permalink

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Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 March 2019 00:08 (two months ago) Permalink

who could have guessed

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:02 (two months ago) Permalink

for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (two months ago) Permalink

2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq

— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (two months ago) Permalink

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mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (two months ago) Permalink

lmao

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (two months ago) Permalink

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mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (two months ago) Permalink

Grichuk otm

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (two months ago) Permalink

"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (two months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:00 (one month ago) Permalink

Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj

— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019

ht deadspin

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (one month ago) Permalink

^awesome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:27 (four weeks ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 20:23 (three days ago) Permalink

Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.

timellison, Saturday, 15 June 2019 23:45 (three days ago) Permalink

yeah instant follow!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:01 (two days ago) Permalink

a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:05 (two days ago) Permalink

He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:47 (two days ago) Permalink

SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE

— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:22 (yesterday) Permalink


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