https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (six years ago) link
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (six years ago) link
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (six years ago) link
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (six years ago) link
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (six years ago) link
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (six years ago) link
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (six years ago) link
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (six years ago) link
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (six years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (six years ago) link
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (six years ago) link
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (six years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (six years ago) link
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (six years ago) link
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (six years ago) link
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (six years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (six years ago) link
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (six years ago) link
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (five years ago) link
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (five years ago) link
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (five years ago) link
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (five years ago) link
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (five years ago) link
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (five years ago) link
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (five years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (five years ago) link
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (five years ago) link
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (five years ago) link
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (five years ago) link
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (four years ago) link
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (four years ago) link
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (four years ago) link
awwww. they seem great!
Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player. I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity... pic.twitter.com/LnV0IOpWjM— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) June 25, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:01 (one year ago) link
In @MLB the @astros r now up 2-0 vs @Athletics : happy for @OgSwaggerdick Dusty Baker . Astros sending message we r for real after all the embarrassment caused by cheating in the past .— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) October 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:55 (one year ago) link
i didn't realize that eric andre was ogswaggerdick dusty baker
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:11 (one year ago) link
and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:12 (one year ago) link
LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:46 (one year ago) link
https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (one year ago) link
Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020
Good lord
― calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 11:17 (one year ago) link
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:53 (one year ago) link
far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:11 (one year ago) link
you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (one year ago) link
Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:48 (one year ago) link
I'm not sure if this is cool or kind of needy...both?
Here are my 2 Gold Gloves and Silver Slugger! pic.twitter.com/j7FvDu3Kr5— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfield29) November 24, 2020
Maybe the only Jays history I was ever present for: Barfield's 40th HR in 1986, first Jay to do so.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:49 (one year ago) link
i saw jesse hit many home runs through the windows of the textile mill behind bill meyer stadium in knoxville tennessee when i was very young. one night he broke his bat and my dad asked the batboy if he could have it. quite a treasure now.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:08 (one year ago) link
Excellent. He was awesome in '85 and '86--Rickey Henderson was better, maybe Dale Murphy, and that was it for outfielders. Years after I saw that game he was at the Skydome for autographs; I of course mentioned being there when he hit his 40th, and--as is usually the case with baseball players--he remembered the pitcher, the count, the pitch, everything.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 16:49 (one year ago) link
I’ve been saving this anecdote for a story, but screw it. Too good to squirrel away. Someone suggested Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow try to get angry before starts. To do this, he would look at pictures of one person. He pulled out his phone and showed me. It was Martin Shkreli. pic.twitter.com/TJHpgp1iTE— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 21, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 December 2020 16:34 (one year ago) link
oh my god
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:47 (one year ago) link
astounding
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:49 (one year ago) link
wow, that's a great anecdote
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 19:15 (one year ago) link
I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 5, 2021
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:11 (one year ago) link
Luis Guillorme drew a 22-pitch walk in the 5th inning. Relive the entire at-bat right here 😤 😤 😤 pic.twitter.com/cS57po7ulf— SNY (@SNYtv) March 14, 2021
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 15 March 2021 03:59 (one year ago) link
i was there
watching on tv i mean
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:09 (one year ago) link
he's the guy that casually caught the flying bat a couple years ago
he rules
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 04:13 (one year ago) link
That’s nuts. Was that a fluke, or is this guy some quick-hands god?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:17 (one year ago) link
he is in fact a quick-hands god
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 05:21 (one year ago) link
i will give you this heavily cardinals-centered answer: that was jordan hicks' first appearance since 2019, when he had tommy john. the weird thing with him, his whole career, is that he doesn't have a high strikeout %, despite a 104 mph fastball and a wicker slider that's even better. it is bizarre. i am not a pitching expert or stats pro, i have no idea why this happens. but he has always been a pitcher that quickly gets to 2 strikes and then induces weak contact. he's awesome. i love him. he's great. but of all pitchers to have a 22-pitch walk, it's him
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:34 (one year ago) link
and it's pretty amazing that the average MLB player can at least make consistent contact on 104 mph
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:35 (one year ago) link
every time i watch him pitch, it's like a wholesome reminder that "these guys are good"
that is cardinals-centric, but also i feel like it might be more relevant than this 80 wRC+ rookie's contact skillz, that's right, sick BURN on the mets, i am officially RE-IGNITING the CARDINALS-METS RIVALRY, and i guarantee 100% cardinal victories this season, starting now, in spring training, right now
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:37 (one year ago) link
the METS do DRUGS
and the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:38 (one year ago) link
luis guillorme is, by every measure for years on end, a defensive genius. also he caught that bat out of fucking mid-air.
dude would be a fucking folk hero in pittsburgh but instead he'll be quad-a fodder in syracuse
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 06:00 (one year ago) link
the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 07:56 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/spdyfDE.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 April 2021 21:59 (one year ago) link
Get his ass
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 3 April 2021 23:57 (one year ago) link
*and my parents naming me Dick Staff. Fixed it https://t.co/bZDGXI7Umn— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) April 9, 2021
― na (NA), Friday, 9 April 2021 21:59 (one year ago) link
Baseball fans need to watch more cricket and appreciate baseball's relative brevity
― octobeard, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:06 (one year ago) link
No thanks
― calstars, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:26 (one year ago) link
T20 is basically the length of a baseball game, no?
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:38 (one year ago) link
It’s kitten season 😽⚾️ pic.twitter.com/4PTYhIWWuD— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) June 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 02:52 (one year ago) link
You know what fucking time it is. https://t.co/T7BjGKiAby— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 28, 2021
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:53 (eleven months ago) link
idgi
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:59 (eleven months ago) link
“Remember Some guys” is a low level sports meme
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:03 (eleven months ago) link
Guess it hasnt made it to the old country yet
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:04 (eleven months ago) link
i have to admit, i had totally forgotten about puig and russell, and thought was A. Gonzalez had long stopped playing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 16:32 (eleven months ago) link
feel like a Guy I Remember fairly often is Wilin Rosario, on account of i thought he was gonna be the next great hitting catcher at one point lol
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 17:35 (eleven months ago) link
Bob Melvin said he watches Friends reruns after losses. Seen every episode. So I had to ask: did Ross cheat on Rachel, or were they on a break?"Don't even get me started on that," he said. "I do have some ideas on that but I'm not going there. That's a loaded question, Steve."— Steve Berman (@BASportsGuy) July 24, 2021
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:58 (eleven months ago) link
Ha ha!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:38 (eleven months ago) link
Chipper Jones raw dogged every Hooters waitress between Chattanooga and Tampa but scared of the jab? Make it make sense. Still love the guy but the math ain’t math-ing there!— Everyone Hates Chris (@ckssense) March 12, 2022
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:34 (three months ago) link
loool
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 22:59 (three months ago) link