important baseball tweets

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@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

hahaha

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

so chill

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

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https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788

that's cueto hoss you got there

https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664

#ad

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

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that is brilliant.

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dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

#PuigNotScared

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

obv an Economist reader

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https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

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this is an apostrophe

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

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@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

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https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953

https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

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lmao

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Grichuk otm

"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?

Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019

Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj

— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019

ht deadspin

^awesome

pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019

Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.

yeah instant follow!

a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D

He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.

SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE

— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019

(1957) Splitting time between Brooklyn and Los Angeles could make both sides happy

— Past Fangraphs (@pastfangraphs) June 25, 2019

That page is hilarious.

Often when people move from New York to California they worry about losing their touch. https://t.co/Z8R9OxuAVv

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 3, 2019

Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) July 4, 2019

Furries

— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 5, 2019

um

Took extras to beat us again. https://t.co/7JSCL3MUD4 #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/hzYzlK3mDY

— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2019

Put Yadier Molina in the HOF rn pic.twitter.com/Z14SjwLPOW

— RIP TYLER (@PlsBillyEppler) July 8, 2019

yadier molina has already been elected into the hall of fame

One time, while I was catching a game against the Rockies, Troy Tulowotzki didn’t like a low pitch called by the umpire.

He turned to argue, but before he could I said,

“Troy, did you think that pitch was TULO?”

😬😬😬

— John Baker (@manbearwolf) July 26, 2019

There's a lotta stuff going on rn

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 31, 2019

Guys, we were just chillin at a @rockies baseball game, and my brother decided to step into a speed pitch challenge...he hit 96 mph 😳 @MLB Let’s get him signed! pic.twitter.com/g0fKrvUxzt

— Christian Patterson (@cpatterson_7) July 15, 2019

(check the follow-up, caveat: could be some #viral #astroturfing)

baseball wives and gun control

https://deadspin.com/lucas-giolitos-wife-calls-out-anthony-swarzaks-wife-for-1837068317

Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019

.@tmorello leads the 3rd Tour Series in @StratOMatic 1-0 hrs searching and coming for my ass yo. Damn Mule Suttles is killing me 4 home runs in the last 2 games . I intentionally walked him the last 3 times at the plate. So Team Morello is coming at me . 10 runs & 3 HRs .. sht pic.twitter.com/oiSkw7QRhy

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) August 27, 2019

I saw strat in the window of my local game store and basically did the Chris Christie pointing dot jpg as I walked by

Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv

— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019

i stand behind you, Christian

BIG SERIES BEGINNING TONIGHT VS. CUBS. OFF DAY WAS GOOD FOR THE METS. THEY ARE AN EMOTIONAL & SPIRITED BUNCH. LIKE TO SEE THEM CALM DOWN EMOTIONALLY DURING GAMES. IT'S TOO DRAINING. MUST STAY ON AN EVEN KEEL. THEY ARE YOUNG AND WILL LEARN. LGM

— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019

I’ve been informed that large caps means screaming. I was not screaming and I won’t use large caps again unless I’m really screaming.

— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019

why isn't he screaming LGM, though?

#apathy

i think you know what happened next

The brothers Moran. pic.twitter.com/cpnJ0YtyrS

— Pirates (@Pirates) September 4, 2019

ive been very away from ilx for a while and just saw that yelich tweet but are they trying to make "relax roxane" the baseball "i'm trying jennifer"?

roxane's original tweet has been deleted so i don't know the context

she was carping at him being a bad influence on kids for posing nude for the espn thing

charlie made a meh-meh

Photo credit: Lindy Powers (1994) pic.twitter.com/PBPUYYLrnt

— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) September 23, 2019

His twitter name is fried chicken, and he said some weird things to me, so I told him to eat fried chicken for every meal until he dies

— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) October 11, 2019

Baseball is uncanceled pic.twitter.com/Dqggkbv8Il

— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) October 24, 2019

lmao

waited a long time for that one

that is a hell of a burn

George Will is the worst baseball writer who ever lived. https://t.co/3QaizUDFB4

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 30, 2019

But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter

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Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw

— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019

More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.

Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs

— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019

lol

looks like Blake Snell got word of the trade pic.twitter.com/XLzSepKEpN

— DRaysBay (@draysbay) December 6, 2019

Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020