https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (five years ago) link
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (five years ago) link
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (five years ago) link
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (five years ago) link
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (five years ago) link
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (five years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (five years ago) link
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (five years ago) link
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (five years ago) link
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (five years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (four years ago) link
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (four years ago) link
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (four years ago) link
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (four years ago) link
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (four years ago) link
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (four years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (four years ago) link
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (four years ago) link
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (four years ago) link
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (four years ago) link
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (four years ago) link
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (four years ago) link
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (four years ago) link
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (four years ago) link
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (four years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (four years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (four years ago) link
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (three years ago) link
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (three years ago) link
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (three years ago) link
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (three years ago) link
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (three years ago) link
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (three years ago) link
lol
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (eleven months ago) link
I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (eleven months ago) link
We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (eleven months ago) link
Hello everyone,Hope all of you are doing good.These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.I'm doing fine, being careful.Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.Thanks to all of you for being here.— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (eleven months ago) link
Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (eleven months ago) link
East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (ten months ago) link
S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (ten months ago) link
(xposted)
cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:24 (ten months ago) link
the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans
Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:45 (ten months ago) link
that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (ten months ago) link
if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home
will it be a Mike Shannon figure?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:03 (ten months ago) link
the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:39 (ten months ago) link
mookie is this your work? :)
*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:31 (ten months ago) link
no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:43 (ten months ago) link
if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:48 (ten months ago) link
Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:23 (ten months ago) link
yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:24 (ten months ago) link
whoops!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:25 (ten months ago) link
my dad's reply to this video:
'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:35 (ten months ago) link
pic.twitter.com/7KJcvMZPME— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:46 (ten months ago) link
Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:46 (ten months ago) link
Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 01:09 (nine months ago) link
Lol
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 May 2020 03:59 (nine months ago) link
Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:14 (nine months ago) link
June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (nine months ago) link
What an insufferable dumbass
I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:45 (eight months ago) link
little fuckin pansies scared of some shit you cain't even see
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 09:45 (eight months ago) link
click through for the full effect:
0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔 https://t.co/iAgvPcrazV— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) September 2, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:51 (six months ago) link
awwww. they seem great!
Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player. I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity... pic.twitter.com/LnV0IOpWjM— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) June 25, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:01 (six months ago) link
In @MLB the @astros r now up 2-0 vs @Athletics : happy for @OgSwaggerdick Dusty Baker . Astros sending message we r for real after all the embarrassment caused by cheating in the past .— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) October 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:55 (four months ago) link
i didn't realize that eric andre was ogswaggerdick dusty baker
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:11 (four months ago) link
and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:12 (four months ago) link
LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:46 (four months ago) link
https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (four months ago) link
Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020
Good lord
― calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 11:17 (four months ago) link
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:53 (four months ago) link
far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:11 (four months ago) link
you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (four months ago) link
Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:48 (three months ago) link
I'm not sure if this is cool or kind of needy...both?
Here are my 2 Gold Gloves and Silver Slugger! pic.twitter.com/j7FvDu3Kr5— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfield29) November 24, 2020
Maybe the only Jays history I was ever present for: Barfield's 40th HR in 1986, first Jay to do so.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:49 (three months ago) link
i saw jesse hit many home runs through the windows of the textile mill behind bill meyer stadium in knoxville tennessee when i was very young. one night he broke his bat and my dad asked the batboy if he could have it. quite a treasure now.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:08 (three months ago) link
Excellent. He was awesome in '85 and '86--Rickey Henderson was better, maybe Dale Murphy, and that was it for outfielders. Years after I saw that game he was at the Skydome for autographs; I of course mentioned being there when he hit his 40th, and--as is usually the case with baseball players--he remembered the pitcher, the count, the pitch, everything.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 16:49 (three months ago) link
I’ve been saving this anecdote for a story, but screw it. Too good to squirrel away. Someone suggested Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow try to get angry before starts. To do this, he would look at pictures of one person. He pulled out his phone and showed me. It was Martin Shkreli. pic.twitter.com/TJHpgp1iTE— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 21, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 December 2020 16:34 (two months ago) link
oh my god
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:47 (two months ago) link
astounding
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:49 (two months ago) link
wow, that's a great anecdote
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 19:15 (two months ago) link
I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 5, 2021
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:11 (three weeks ago) link