important baseball tweets

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@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

hahaha

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

so chill

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788

that's cueto hoss you got there

https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664

#ad

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

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that is brilliant.

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dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

#PuigNotScared

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

obv an Economist reader

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https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

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this is an apostrophe

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

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@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

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https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019

.@tmorello leads the 3rd Tour Series in @StratOMatic 1-0 hrs searching and coming for my ass yo. Damn Mule Suttles is killing me 4 home runs in the last 2 games . I intentionally walked him the last 3 times at the plate. So Team Morello is coming at me . 10 runs & 3 HRs .. sht pic.twitter.com/oiSkw7QRhy

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) August 27, 2019

I saw strat in the window of my local game store and basically did the Chris Christie pointing dot jpg as I walked by

Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv

— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019

i stand behind you, Christian

BIG SERIES BEGINNING TONIGHT VS. CUBS. OFF DAY WAS GOOD FOR THE METS. THEY ARE AN EMOTIONAL & SPIRITED BUNCH. LIKE TO SEE THEM CALM DOWN EMOTIONALLY DURING GAMES. IT'S TOO DRAINING. MUST STAY ON AN EVEN KEEL. THEY ARE YOUNG AND WILL LEARN. LGM

— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019

I’ve been informed that large caps means screaming. I was not screaming and I won’t use large caps again unless I’m really screaming.

— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019

why isn't he screaming LGM, though?

#apathy

i think you know what happened next

The brothers Moran. pic.twitter.com/cpnJ0YtyrS

— Pirates (@Pirates) September 4, 2019

ive been very away from ilx for a while and just saw that yelich tweet but are they trying to make "relax roxane" the baseball "i'm trying jennifer"?

roxane's original tweet has been deleted so i don't know the context

she was carping at him being a bad influence on kids for posing nude for the espn thing

charlie made a meh-meh

Photo credit: Lindy Powers (1994) pic.twitter.com/PBPUYYLrnt

— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) September 23, 2019

His twitter name is fried chicken, and he said some weird things to me, so I told him to eat fried chicken for every meal until he dies

— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) October 11, 2019

Baseball is uncanceled pic.twitter.com/Dqggkbv8Il

— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) October 24, 2019

lmao

waited a long time for that one

that is a hell of a burn

George Will is the worst baseball writer who ever lived. https://t.co/3QaizUDFB4

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 30, 2019

But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter

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Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw

— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019

More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.

Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs

— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019

lol

looks like Blake Snell got word of the trade pic.twitter.com/XLzSepKEpN

— DRaysBay (@draysbay) December 6, 2019

Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020

The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020

haha, whoops:

Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball Season

Kumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional...

Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️

Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020

Hahaha

Is that John Rocker's kid jk

they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(

anna calcaterra otm

Last night:

Me: Got any homework?

Anna: Nah.

Me: Whatcha gonna do?

Anna: Have a map I’m working on.

Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020

First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU

— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020

Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020

Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020

of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago

Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020

if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020

They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020

Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!

maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!

This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip

— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020

Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020

what are we even doing, man?

— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020

otm

A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8

— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020

In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."

— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020

lol

I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up

We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020

Hello everyone,

Hope all of you are doing good.

These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.

I'm doing fine, being careful.

Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.
Thanks to all of you for being here.

— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020

Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0

— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020

East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ

— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020