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mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (four years ago) link

@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (four years ago) link

hahaha

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (four years ago) link

so chill

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (four years ago) link

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (four years ago) link

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (four years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

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mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (four years ago) link

that's cueto hoss you got there

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (four years ago) link

#ad

Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (four years ago) link

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (four years ago) link

that is brilliant.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (four years ago) link

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (four years ago) link

dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (four years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (four years ago) link

#PuigNotScared

mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (four years ago) link

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (four years ago) link

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (four years ago) link

obv an Economist reader

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (three years ago) link

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (three years ago) link

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (three years ago) link

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

this is an apostrophe

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (three years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (three years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (three years ago) link

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (two years ago) link

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (two years ago) link

The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (five months ago) link

haha, whoops:

Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball Season

Kumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional...

Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️

Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (five months ago) link

Hahaha

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:40 (five months ago) link

Is that John Rocker's kid jk

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:49 (five months ago) link

they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 18:52 (five months ago) link

anna calcaterra otm

Last night:

Me: Got any homework?

Anna: Nah.

Me: Whatcha gonna do?

Anna: Have a map I’m working on.

Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:35 (five months ago) link

First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU

— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:25 (five months ago) link

Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020

Andy K, Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:00 (four months ago) link

Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020

na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:19 (four months ago) link

of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago

na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four months ago) link

Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:20 (four months ago) link

if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2020 18:09 (four months ago) link

They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2020 18:11 (four months ago) link

Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:55 (four months ago) link

maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 February 2020 20:03 (four months ago) link

This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip

— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020

na (NA), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (four months ago) link

Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020

na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (four months ago) link

what are we even doing, man?

— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (four months ago) link

otm

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:26 (four months ago) link

A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8

— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:40 (three months ago) link

In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."

— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 20 March 2020 19:14 (three months ago) link

lol

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (three months ago) link

I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (three months ago) link

We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (three months ago) link

Hello everyone,

Hope all of you are doing good.

These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.

I'm doing fine, being careful.

Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.
Thanks to all of you for being here.

— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (three months ago) link

Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0

— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (three months ago) link

East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ

— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (three months ago) link

S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (three months ago) link

(xposted)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (three months ago) link

cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:24 (three months ago) link

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:45 (three months ago) link

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (three months ago) link

if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (three months ago) link

will it be a Mike Shannon figure?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:03 (three months ago) link

the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:39 (three months ago) link

mookie is this your work? :)

*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b

— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:31 (two months ago) link

no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:43 (two months ago) link

if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:48 (two months ago) link

Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2

— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:23 (two months ago) link

yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:24 (two months ago) link

whoops!

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:25 (two months ago) link

my dad's reply to this video:

'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:35 (two months ago) link

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— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:46 (two months ago) link

Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.

— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:46 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6

— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 01:09 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.

— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:14 (one month ago) link

June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz

— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (one month ago) link

What an insufferable dumbass

I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:45 (one month ago) link

little fuckin pansies scared of some shit you cain't even see

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 09:45 (one month ago) link


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