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mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (five years ago) link

@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (five years ago) link

hahaha

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (five years ago) link

so chill

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (five years ago) link

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (five years ago) link

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (five years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

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mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (four years ago) link

that's cueto hoss you got there

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (four years ago) link

#ad

Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (four years ago) link

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (four years ago) link

that is brilliant.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (four years ago) link

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (four years ago) link

dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (four years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (four years ago) link

#PuigNotScared

mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (four years ago) link

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (four years ago) link

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (four years ago) link

obv an Economist reader

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (four years ago) link

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (four years ago) link

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (four years ago) link

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

this is an apostrophe

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (three years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (three years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (three years ago) link

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (three years ago) link

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (three years ago) link

Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020

na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (eight months ago) link

what are we even doing, man?

— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (eight months ago) link

otm

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:26 (eight months ago) link

A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8

— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:40 (eight months ago) link

In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."

— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 20 March 2020 19:14 (eight months ago) link

lol

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (eight months ago) link

I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (eight months ago) link

We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (eight months ago) link

Hello everyone,

Hope all of you are doing good.

These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.

I'm doing fine, being careful.

Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.
Thanks to all of you for being here.

— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (eight months ago) link

Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0

— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (seven months ago) link

East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ

— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (seven months ago) link

S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (seven months ago) link

(xposted)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (seven months ago) link

cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:24 (seven months ago) link

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:45 (seven months ago) link

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (seven months ago) link

if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (seven months ago) link

will it be a Mike Shannon figure?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:03 (seven months ago) link

the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:39 (seven months ago) link

mookie is this your work? :)

*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b

— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:31 (seven months ago) link

no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:43 (seven months ago) link

if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:48 (seven months ago) link

Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2

— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:23 (seven months ago) link

yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:24 (seven months ago) link

whoops!

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:25 (seven months ago) link

my dad's reply to this video:

'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:35 (seven months ago) link

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— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:46 (seven months ago) link

Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.

— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:46 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6

— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 01:09 (six months ago) link

Lol

two weeks pass...

Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.

— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:14 (five months ago) link

June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz

— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (five months ago) link

What an insufferable dumbass

I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.

— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:45 (five months ago) link

little fuckin pansies scared of some shit you cain't even see

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 09:45 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

click through for the full effect:

0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔 https://t.co/iAgvPcrazV

— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) September 2, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:51 (two months ago) link

awwww. they seem great!

Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player.
I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity... pic.twitter.com/LnV0IOpWjM

— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) June 25, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:01 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

In @MLB the @astros r now up 2-0 vs @Athletics : happy for @OgSwaggerdick Dusty Baker . Astros sending message we r for real after all the embarrassment caused by cheating in the past .

— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) October 6, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:55 (one month ago) link

i didn't realize that eric andre was ogswaggerdick dusty baker

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:11 (one month ago) link

and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:12 (one month ago) link

LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj

— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:46 (one month ago) link

https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (one month ago) link

Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”

Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd

— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (one month ago) link

Good lord

calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 11:17 (one month ago) link

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame

— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:53 (one month ago) link

far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:11 (one month ago) link

you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire

TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun

— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:48 (one week ago) link

I'm not sure if this is cool or kind of needy...both?

Here are my 2 Gold Gloves and Silver Slugger! pic.twitter.com/j7FvDu3Kr5

— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfield29) November 24, 2020

Maybe the only Jays history I was ever present for: Barfield's 40th HR in 1986, first Jay to do so.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:49 (two days ago) link

i saw jesse hit many home runs through the windows of the textile mill behind bill meyer stadium in knoxville tennessee when i was very young. one night he broke his bat and my dad asked the batboy if he could have it. quite a treasure now.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:08 (two days ago) link

Excellent. He was awesome in '85 and '86--Rickey Henderson was better, maybe Dale Murphy, and that was it for outfielders. Years after I saw that game he was at the Skydome for autographs; I of course mentioned being there when he hit his 40th, and--as is usually the case with baseball players--he remembered the pitcher, the count, the pitch, everything.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 16:49 (yesterday) link


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