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mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (four years ago) link

@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (four years ago) link

hahaha

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (four years ago) link

so chill

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (four years ago) link

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (four years ago) link

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (four years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

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mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (four years ago) link

that's cueto hoss you got there

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (four years ago) link

#ad

Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (four years ago) link

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (three years ago) link

that is brilliant.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (three years ago) link

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (three years ago) link

dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (three years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (three years ago) link

#PuigNotScared

mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (three years ago) link

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (three years ago) link

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (three years ago) link

obv an Economist reader

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (three years ago) link

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (three years ago) link

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (three years ago) link

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

this is an apostrophe

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (three years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (three years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (two years ago) link

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (two years ago) link

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (two years ago) link

Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:55 (seven months ago) link

.@tmorello leads the 3rd Tour Series in @StratOMatic 1-0 hrs searching and coming for my ass yo. Damn Mule Suttles is killing me 4 home runs in the last 2 games . I intentionally walked him the last 3 times at the plate. So Team Morello is coming at me . 10 runs & 3 HRs .. sht pic.twitter.com/oiSkw7QRhy

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) August 27, 2019

Andy K, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:40 (seven months ago) link

I saw strat in the window of my local game store and basically did the Chris Christie pointing dot jpg as I walked by

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:44 (seven months ago) link

Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv

— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:54 (seven months ago) link

i stand behind you, Christian

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:14 (seven months ago) link

BIG SERIES BEGINNING TONIGHT VS. CUBS. OFF DAY WAS GOOD FOR THE METS. THEY ARE AN EMOTIONAL & SPIRITED BUNCH. LIKE TO SEE THEM CALM DOWN EMOTIONALLY DURING GAMES. IT'S TOO DRAINING. MUST STAY ON AN EVEN KEEL. THEY ARE YOUNG AND WILL LEARN. LGM

— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:13 (seven months ago) link

I’ve been informed that large caps means screaming. I was not screaming and I won’t use large caps again unless I’m really screaming.

— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (seven months ago) link

why isn't he screaming LGM, though?

#apathy

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:10 (seven months ago) link

i think you know what happened next

The brothers Moran. pic.twitter.com/cpnJ0YtyrS

— Pirates (@Pirates) September 4, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:12 (seven months ago) link

ive been very away from ilx for a while and just saw that yelich tweet but are they trying to make "relax roxane" the baseball "i'm trying jennifer"?

I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:50 (six months ago) link

roxane's original tweet has been deleted so i don't know the context

I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:51 (six months ago) link

she was carping at him being a bad influence on kids for posing nude for the espn thing

na (NA), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:27 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

charlie made a meh-meh

Photo credit: Lindy Powers (1994) pic.twitter.com/PBPUYYLrnt

— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) September 23, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 23 September 2019 20:31 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

His twitter name is fried chicken, and he said some weird things to me, so I told him to eat fried chicken for every meal until he dies

— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) October 11, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 16:08 (five months ago) link

Baseball is uncanceled pic.twitter.com/Dqggkbv8Il

— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) October 24, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 October 2019 06:15 (five months ago) link

lmao

waited a long time for that one

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:34 (five months ago) link

that is a hell of a burn

frogbs, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:47 (five months ago) link

George Will is the worst baseball writer who ever lived. https://t.co/3QaizUDFB4

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 30, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:43 (five months ago) link

But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter

https://i2.wp.com/diamondhoggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mantle.jpg?w=590

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 November 2019 13:01 (four months ago) link

Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw

— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019

na (NA), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 02:44 (four months ago) link

More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.

Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs

— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019

Andy K, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 01:14 (four months ago) link

lol

looks like Blake Snell got word of the trade pic.twitter.com/XLzSepKEpN

— DRaysBay (@draysbay) December 6, 2019

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 7 December 2019 13:34 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:07 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (one month ago) link

haha, whoops:

Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball Season

Kumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional...

Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️

Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (one month ago) link

Hahaha

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:40 (one month ago) link

Is that John Rocker's kid jk

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:49 (one month ago) link

they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 18:52 (one month ago) link

anna calcaterra otm

Last night:

Me: Got any homework?

Anna: Nah.

Me: Whatcha gonna do?

Anna: Have a map I’m working on.

Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:35 (one month ago) link

First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU

— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:25 (one month ago) link

Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020

Andy K, Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:00 (one month ago) link

Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020

na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:19 (one month ago) link

of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago

na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (one month ago) link

Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:20 (one month ago) link

if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2020 18:09 (one month ago) link

They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020

mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2020 18:11 (one month ago) link

Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:55 (one month ago) link

maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 February 2020 20:03 (one month ago) link

This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip

— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020

na (NA), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (one month ago) link

Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020

na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (three weeks ago) link

what are we even doing, man?

— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (three weeks ago) link

otm

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:26 (three weeks ago) link

A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8

— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:40 (two weeks ago) link

In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."

— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 20 March 2020 19:14 (two weeks ago) link

lol

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (two weeks ago) link

I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (two weeks ago) link

We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (one week ago) link

Hello everyone,

Hope all of you are doing good.

These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.

I'm doing fine, being careful.

Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.
Thanks to all of you for being here.

— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (one week ago) link

Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0

— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (one week ago) link

East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ

— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020

mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (two days ago) link


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