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mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (four years ago) link

@BarryBonds
How about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (four years ago) link

hahaha

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (three years ago) link

so chill

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (three years ago) link

@MarcCarig
Juan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"

mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (three years ago) link

@Marlins
A note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience

Make alternate plans.

Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (three years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572

mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

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mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (three years ago) link

that's cueto hoss you got there

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (three years ago) link

#ad

Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (three years ago) link

@pedromoura
Dave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.

mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (three years ago) link

four weeks pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (three years ago) link

that is brilliant.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (three years ago) link

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (three years ago) link

dan haren @ithrow88
@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (three years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (three years ago) link

#PuigNotScared

mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (three years ago) link

@LennyDykstra
Oh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?

right on time

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (three years ago) link

lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

@JoseCanseco
Make no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (three years ago) link

obv an Economist reader

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

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mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360

mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

@darrenrovell
Andrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (two years ago) link

In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (two years ago) link

I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3

GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (two years ago) link

Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (two years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

this is an apostrophe

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.

@aubrey_huff
I mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!

@jeffcdwyer
You swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.

@aubrey_huff
@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.

Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (two years ago) link

https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144

na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (two years ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ

— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (two years ago) link

FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb

— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017

marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017

mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV

— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boring
Me, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH

— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (two years ago) link

So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.

— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (one year ago) link

@Morbs

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:41 (five months ago) link

right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:56 (five months ago) link

Herbs, ranked:

1. Tarragon
2. Chive
3. Dill
4. Cilantro
5. Thai basil
6. Marjoram
7. Mint
8. Bay leaf
9. Thyme
10. Rosemary

— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:43 (five months ago) link

I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.

clemenza, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:46 (five months ago) link

sage advice

mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:09 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Umpire cam.

MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh

— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:14 (five months ago) link

damn that's cool!

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:22 (five months ago) link

that's like a real life the show game

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:55 (five months ago) link

Hrudeycam

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:13 (five months ago) link

I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:51 (five months ago) link

i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 14:45 (five months ago) link

kickass data viz:

Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0

— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:15 (four months ago) link

fantastic

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:22 (four months ago) link

das ma shih

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2019 23:32 (four months ago) link

Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0

— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 March 2019 18:39 (four months ago) link

we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1

— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:49 (four months ago) link

awesome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:55 (four months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/AJTreuB.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 March 2019 00:08 (four months ago) link

who could have guessed

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:02 (four months ago) link

for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (four months ago) link

2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq

— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (four months ago) link

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mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (four months ago) link

lmao

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (four months ago) link

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mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (four months ago) link

Grichuk otm

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (four months ago) link

"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (four months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:00 (three months ago) link

Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj

— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019

ht deadspin

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (three months ago) link

^awesome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:27 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 20:23 (two months ago) link

Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.

timellison, Saturday, 15 June 2019 23:45 (two months ago) link

yeah instant follow!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:01 (two months ago) link

a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:05 (two months ago) link

He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:47 (two months ago) link

SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE

— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:22 (two months ago) link

(1957) Splitting time between Brooklyn and Los Angeles could make both sides happy

— Past Fangraphs (@pastfangraphs) June 25, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:18 (one month ago) link

That page is hilarious.

timellison, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:25 (one month ago) link

Often when people move from New York to California they worry about losing their touch. https://t.co/Z8R9OxuAVv

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:11 (one month ago) link

Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone

— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) July 4, 2019

na (NA), Friday, 5 July 2019 00:09 (one month ago) link

Furries

— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 5, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 5 July 2019 20:51 (one month ago) link

um

Took extras to beat us again. https://t.co/7JSCL3MUD4 #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/hzYzlK3mDY

— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2019

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 July 2019 04:20 (one month ago) link

Put Yadier Molina in the HOF rn pic.twitter.com/Z14SjwLPOW

— RIP TYLER (@PlsBillyEppler) July 8, 2019

mookieproof, Monday, 8 July 2019 04:03 (one month ago) link

yadier molina has already been elected into the hall of fame

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 July 2019 04:16 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

One time, while I was catching a game against the Rockies, Troy Tulowotzki didn’t like a low pitch called by the umpire.

He turned to argue, but before he could I said,

“Troy, did you think that pitch was TULO?”

😬😬😬

— John Baker (@manbearwolf) July 26, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 19:25 (three weeks ago) link

There's a lotta stuff going on rn

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 31, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 02:35 (two weeks ago) link

Guys, we were just chillin at a @rockies baseball game, and my brother decided to step into a speed pitch challenge...he hit 96 mph 😳 @MLB Let’s get him signed! pic.twitter.com/g0fKrvUxzt

— Christian Patterson (@cpatterson_7) July 15, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:32 (two weeks ago) link

(check the follow-up, caveat: could be some #viral #astroturfing)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:33 (two weeks ago) link

Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:55 (four days ago) link


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