https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (three years ago) Permalink
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (three years ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (three years ago) Permalink
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (three years ago) Permalink
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (three years ago) Permalink
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (three years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (two years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (two years ago) Permalink
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (two years ago) Permalink
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (two years ago) Permalink
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (two years ago) Permalink
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (two years ago) Permalink
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (two years ago) Permalink
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (two years ago) Permalink
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (two years ago) Permalink
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (two years ago) Permalink
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (two years ago) Permalink
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (two years ago) Permalink
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (two years ago) Permalink
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (two years ago) Permalink
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (two years ago) Permalink
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (two years ago) Permalink
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (two years ago) Permalink
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (two years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (two years ago) Permalink
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (two years ago) Permalink
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (one year ago) Permalink
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (one year ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (one year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (one year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (one year ago) Permalink
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (one year ago) Permalink
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (one year ago) Permalink
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (one year ago) Permalink
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (one year ago) Permalink
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (one year ago) Permalink
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (one year ago) Permalink
time to take a big sip of coffee and check out MLB all-star Sammy Sosa’s engagement photos pic.twitter.com/qfRHNOTFWk— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) February 11, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:42 (ten months ago) Permalink
yikes
walking up Broadway in NYC, i am always startled to see on the sidewalk plaques that they had a parade for Sosa there.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:41 (ten months ago) Permalink
Clayton Kershaw, on if he’s gotten over the World Series: “I don’t really take something and move on. I just kind of absorb it.” Is that healthy? “I’m not sure. I’ll let you know, if I explode at some point.”— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) February 13, 2018
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:00 (ten months ago) Permalink
I pitched a few seasons completely out of the stretch actually, just not by choice https://t.co/13bDxVOzsF— dan haren (@ithrow88) February 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:53 (nine months ago) Permalink
Dan Haren's like a modern day Bob Uecker, hope he sticks around
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:00 (nine months ago) Permalink
Pedro Moura looks exactly like I expected him to look
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:56 (nine months ago) Permalink
Been sitting on this... Exit velo and launch angle and it’s correlation to % chance of becoming a homer. 2014 vs. 2017 pic.twitter.com/UrfVVFVuJB— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:58 (nine months ago) Permalink
We..worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it outhttps://t.co/E4prSi2A4F— Ben Lindbergh (@BenLindbergh) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:04 (nine months ago) Permalink
lol(this is re: juiced balls i take it?)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:31 (nine months ago) Permalink
well, in the absence of other explanations for increased HR likelihood
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:35 (nine months ago) Permalink
U know what’s really unexpectedly cool about playing right field? I get to be eye level with the fans sitting on my side. Had some fun roasting a guy yesterday lol— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) March 15, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:47 (eight months ago) Permalink
Pay your debts https://t.co/jOxGJscA3O— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) March 29, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2018 21:58 (eight months ago) Permalink
I hear from some of you tweetsters that my Seinfeld episode was on tonight on Pix. That means I’ll get a nice little check. Enough to pay for dinner tomorrow with the boys in DC. GN— keith Hernandez (@kher8286) April 4, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 18:09 (eight months ago) Permalink
Ozzie Guillen In A Venezuelan Telenovela pic.twitter.com/xpk2sUbiIA— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) May 2, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 01:19 (seven months ago) Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/n5zZ055.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 17:34 (six months ago) Permalink
zach cozart seems really fun
Zack Cozart on the #Rays starting Romo on back-to-back days: “It was weird...it’s bad for baseball, in my opinion...It’s spring training. That’s the best way to explain it.” #Angels— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) May 20, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 May 2018 23:02 (six months ago) Permalink
v. v. good for baseball, of course
― francisF, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 21:40 (six months ago) Permalink
Dear couple that clearly broke up while standing near our bullpen in the 5th inning today,Lovely entertainment for a few minutes, but we hope you’re ok. Feel free to come back tomorrow and discuss with us. We can provide the third party point of view! Love,The Jays bullpen!— John Axford (@JohnAxford) May 26, 2018
― na (NA), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:56 (six months ago) Permalink
THIS WEBSITE IS FREE @keithlaw pic.twitter.com/DghkOQtQR9— MillennialFalcon (@zak_vargas) May 25, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 26 May 2018 19:45 (six months ago) Permalink
pic.twitter.com/B3p5aEHSlb— Danny Duffy (@duffkc41) June 1, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 02:34 (six months ago) Permalink
PJ Conlon after being reacquired by the Mets in less than a week
pic.twitter.com/NS2wWzGSOV— PJ Conlon (@pjconlon29) June 6, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:56 (six months ago) Permalink
ha ha ha
― na (NA), Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:05 (six months ago) Permalink
Giants fans should be really excited with Bumgarner back. Now guys like Samardzija, Cueto, can drop the load on their big horse— Pedro Martinez (@45PedroMartinez) June 6, 2018
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:15 (six months ago) Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/RYADfsJ.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 June 2018 03:19 (five months ago) Permalink
I have never taken a selfie in my life🤣😂so here it is, happy #NationalSelfieDay everyone!! Let’s see yours,,,BE BLESS!!🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/pWkswOkAWF— Bengie Molina (@BengieMolina1) June 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:18 (five months ago) Permalink
great selfie
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 June 2018 22:07 (five months ago) Permalink
I look at the first 10 digits of line scores in case one forms a phone number. I found one this year, I can’t tell you the game, that would be intrusive. I called the number, and a guy answered! I hung up without speaking. What was I going to say, your number is a line score?— Tim Kurkjian (@Kurkjian_ESPN) June 27, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:03 (five months ago) Permalink
there's a lot of downtime in baseball
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:08 (five months ago) Permalink
Happy 4th you filthy animals pic.twitter.com/xpteIuqTV4— Joe Kelly Jr. (@JosephKellyJr) July 4, 2018
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 22:47 (five months ago) Permalink
This is the face of toxic masculinity pic.twitter.com/rhIL6SIW3g— Mina (@maddc8) July 11, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:42 (five months ago) Permalink
Some players have racist and offensive old tweets and then there's Lucas Giolito. 😂 pic.twitter.com/tLhoLdNR1N— Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike) July 18, 2018
― na (NA), Friday, 20 July 2018 12:58 (four months ago) Permalink
pic.twitter.com/zJkYwLYSUq— Name cannot be blank (@BryonHull) July 22, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 July 2018 22:39 (four months ago) Permalink
follow-up to that: https://deadspin.com/sounds-like-everyone-should-lay-off-that-cubs-fan-who-1827798042
― na (NA), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:43 (four months ago) Permalink
this man wasn't a baseball thief - he actually runs a local charity dedicated to giving away baseballs to the most deserving children in the tri-state area!
but good on him. honestly, i occasionally work in the camera pit at baseball games and have witnessed some of the most pathetic behavior possible re: adults wanting baseballs, so the clip (as it appeared on the surface) didn't surprise me
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 July 2018 15:01 (four months ago) Permalink
Brewers acquire Joakim Soria @SenFeinstein 1st— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) July 26, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:39 (four months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjH4kcqV4AE2Q9X.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:19 (four months ago) Permalink
hoo boy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:51 (four months ago) Permalink
well, there are three Twitter teenagers exposed... surely that's the end of it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:29 (four months ago) Permalink
Please stop digging through my tweets. I’ve already deleted all my tweets about liking pineapple pizza. Thx.— Trevor Williams (@MeLlamoTrevor) July 30, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 19:42 (four months ago) Permalink
"As The Washington Post notes, fan rivalries may have played a role in the revelations about Newcomb and Turner, whose Braves and Nationals compete in the same division. The newspaper observes that the past tweets were dug up by Twitter accounts apparently run by fans of the opposing clubs"
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/30/633933951/offensive-tweets-remind-major-leaguers-that-on-social-media-the-past-is-never-pa
― Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:11 (four months ago) Permalink
oppo dump c/d?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 July 2018 22:26 (four months ago) Permalink
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2018/07/30/sean-doolittle-theres-no-place-for-racism-insensitive-language-or-even-casual-homophobia/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 11:48 (four months ago) Permalink
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th[Sun rises][Sun keeps getting bigger]BUCK: yes[World engulfed by flames]BUCK: oh god yes— Justin Klugh (@justin_klugh) October 28, 2015
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:19 (four months ago) Permalink
Sports Twitter canon
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:36 (four months ago) Permalink
I'm sure you're all familiar
https://www.theawl.com/2017/08/five-years-of-crab-rangoon/
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:23 (four months ago) Permalink
Don't try to lecture Mike Clevinger on his long hair. He'll roast you. We've got your Twitter beef recap ➡️ https://t.co/g7OPNEw4fX pic.twitter.com/QHnipZgNdB— Yahoo Sports MLB (@MLByahoosports) August 20, 2018
― na (NA), Monday, 20 August 2018 20:41 (three months ago) Permalink
169 actually. Official distance.— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 17, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 00:34 (three months ago) Permalink
We see that the time honored tradition of @Indians rehabs affecting the @EasternLeague playoffs is continuing this year. #TravisHafner2008 https://t.co/NirueuvzJA— Bowie Baysox (@BowieBaysox) September 6, 2018
Well, when you guys make the playoffs, we're sure the @Orioles will have some MLB-quality players to send out on rehab. #2035 https://t.co/C0YpmOlrOP— Akron RubberDucks (@AkronRubberDuck) September 6, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 September 2018 17:55 (three months ago) Permalink
ethered
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:24 (three months ago) Permalink
I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:47 (one month ago) Permalink