https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (three years ago) Permalink
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (three years ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (three years ago) Permalink
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (three years ago) Permalink
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (three years ago) Permalink
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (three years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (three years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (three years ago) Permalink
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (three years ago) Permalink
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (three years ago) Permalink
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (three years ago) Permalink
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (three years ago) Permalink
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (three years ago) Permalink
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (three years ago) Permalink
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (three years ago) Permalink
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (three years ago) Permalink
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (three years ago) Permalink
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (three years ago) Permalink
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (two years ago) Permalink
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (two years ago) Permalink
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (two years ago) Permalink
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (two years ago) Permalink
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (two years ago) Permalink
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (two years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (two years ago) Permalink
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (two years ago) Permalink
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (two years ago) Permalink
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (two years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (two years ago) Permalink
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (two years ago) Permalink
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (two years ago) Permalink
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (two years ago) Permalink
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (one year ago) Permalink
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (one year ago) Permalink
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (one year ago) Permalink
I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:47 (seven months ago) Permalink
On this day 46 years ago the American League adopted the designated hitter rule. The age of strategy was gone; that of sophisters, economists, and calculators had succeeded; and the glory of baseball was extinguished forever.— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 11, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:16 (five months ago) Permalink
most anyone else and I could detect snark
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:28 (five months ago) Permalink
"Whit Merrifield has one of the best social media accounts in the game" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rB8slfkZJ9— Scott Walker's Bald Spot (@TacoAffcionado) January 28, 2019
― na (NA), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (four months ago) Permalink
If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.No, we're not warm yet.Yes, we will do it. pic.twitter.com/aiykd0UpQV— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 30, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:49 (four months ago) Permalink
if they get 2 million retweets, they'll rename the team?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:59 (four months ago) Permalink
pokemon that have the same hair as major league players, a thread:— Shanna Shi (@shanna_shi) January 30, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:42 (four months ago) Permalink
watching professionla sports teams interact w ewach other in the thread under that cleveland tweet is deeply ufcked up, like, it just hit me really viscerally hard right now how insane a bunch of poorly paid 20 somethings more or less professionally roleplaying a billion dollar organization online is (esp when the org can get in trouble if they do it wrong)
― suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:10 (four months ago) Permalink
also lol that pokemon thread rules
also leave clint frazier alone, he's on smoko
― suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:11 (four months ago) Permalink
#ExposBowl Update - End of 1st QTR🏈 1995 Expos Draft Pick: 0⚾️ Expos Catcher Jerry Goff’s Son: 0#SBLIII— Montreal Expos ⚾️ #Expos50 (@Montreal_Expos) February 4, 2019
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:45 (four months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy0X8XuXgAUPJ-s.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:12 (four months ago) Permalink
The #rays Kevin Cash says they plan on three starters and two days with an opener.— Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz) February 12, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:03 (four months ago) Permalink
is opener what we are calling them now? confusing since that's also uhh what we call a game in march
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:38 (four months ago) Permalink
https://www.instagram.com/jarrieta49/p/BucFApIgeDd/
― na (NA), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:34 (three months ago) Permalink
@Morbs
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:41 (three months ago) Permalink
right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:56 (three months ago) Permalink
Herbs, ranked:1. Tarragon2. Chive3. Dill4. Cilantro 5. Thai basil 6. Marjoram 7. Mint 8. Bay leaf 9. Thyme 10. Rosemary— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:43 (three months ago) Permalink
I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.
― clemenza, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:46 (three months ago) Permalink
sage advice
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:09 (three months ago) Permalink
Umpire cam. MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:14 (two months ago) Permalink
damn that's cool!
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:22 (two months ago) Permalink
that's like a real life the show game
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:55 (two months ago) Permalink
Hrudeycam
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:13 (two months ago) Permalink
I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:51 (two months ago) Permalink
i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 14:45 (two months ago) Permalink
kickass data viz:
Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:15 (two months ago) Permalink
fantastic
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:22 (two months ago) Permalink
das ma shih
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2019 23:32 (two months ago) Permalink
Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 March 2019 18:39 (two months ago) Permalink
we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:49 (two months ago) Permalink
awesome
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:55 (two months ago) Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/AJTreuB.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 March 2019 00:08 (two months ago) Permalink
perhaps not important, just sad
https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/ron-darling-digs-in-lenny-dykstra-has-backers-as-fight-gets-ugly/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 15:08 (two months ago) Permalink
who could have guessed
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:02 (two months ago) Permalink
for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (two months ago) Permalink
2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (two months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3WmROKWwAcCCOR.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (two months ago) Permalink
lmao
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (two months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4cQsjtUEAIPMUl.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (two months ago) Permalink
Grichuk otm
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (two months ago) Permalink
"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (two months ago) Permalink
Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:00 (one month ago) Permalink
Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019
ht deadspin
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (one month ago) Permalink
^awesome
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:27 (four weeks ago) Permalink
pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 20:23 (three days ago) Permalink
Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.
― timellison, Saturday, 15 June 2019 23:45 (three days ago) Permalink
yeah instant follow!
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:01 (two days ago) Permalink
a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:05 (two days ago) Permalink
He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:47 (two days ago) Permalink
SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:22 (yesterday) Permalink