https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (three years ago) Permalink
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (three years ago) Permalink
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (three years ago) Permalink
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (three years ago) Permalink
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (three years ago) Permalink
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (three years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (three years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (three years ago) Permalink
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (three years ago) Permalink
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (three years ago) Permalink
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (three years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (three years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (two years ago) Permalink
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (two years ago) Permalink
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (two years ago) Permalink
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (two years ago) Permalink
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (two years ago) Permalink
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (two years ago) Permalink
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (two years ago) Permalink
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (two years ago) Permalink
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (two years ago) Permalink
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (two years ago) Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (two years ago) Permalink
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (two years ago) Permalink
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (two years ago) Permalink
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (two years ago) Permalink
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (two years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (two years ago) Permalink
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (two years ago) Permalink
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (two years ago) Permalink
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (two years ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (two years ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (two years ago) Permalink
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (one year ago) Permalink
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (one year ago) Permalink
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (one year ago) Permalink
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (one year ago) Permalink
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (one year ago) Permalink
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (one year ago) Permalink
oppo dump c/d?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 July 2018 22:26 (eight months ago) Permalink
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2018/07/30/sean-doolittle-theres-no-place-for-racism-insensitive-language-or-even-casual-homophobia/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 11:48 (eight months ago) Permalink
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th[Sun rises][Sun keeps getting bigger]BUCK: yes[World engulfed by flames]BUCK: oh god yes— Justin Klugh (@justin_klugh) October 28, 2015
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:19 (eight months ago) Permalink
Sports Twitter canon
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:36 (eight months ago) Permalink
I'm sure you're all familiar
https://www.theawl.com/2017/08/five-years-of-crab-rangoon/
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:23 (eight months ago) Permalink
Don't try to lecture Mike Clevinger on his long hair. He'll roast you. We've got your Twitter beef recap ➡️ https://t.co/g7OPNEw4fX pic.twitter.com/QHnipZgNdB— Yahoo Sports MLB (@MLByahoosports) August 20, 2018
― na (NA), Monday, 20 August 2018 20:41 (eight months ago) Permalink
169 actually. Official distance.— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 17, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 00:34 (seven months ago) Permalink
We see that the time honored tradition of @Indians rehabs affecting the @EasternLeague playoffs is continuing this year. #TravisHafner2008 https://t.co/NirueuvzJA— Bowie Baysox (@BowieBaysox) September 6, 2018
Well, when you guys make the playoffs, we're sure the @Orioles will have some MLB-quality players to send out on rehab. #2035 https://t.co/C0YpmOlrOP— Akron RubberDucks (@AkronRubberDuck) September 6, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 September 2018 17:55 (seven months ago) Permalink
ethered
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:24 (seven months ago) Permalink
I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:47 (six months ago) Permalink
On this day 46 years ago the American League adopted the designated hitter rule. The age of strategy was gone; that of sophisters, economists, and calculators had succeeded; and the glory of baseball was extinguished forever.— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 11, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:16 (three months ago) Permalink
most anyone else and I could detect snark
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:28 (three months ago) Permalink
"Whit Merrifield has one of the best social media accounts in the game" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rB8slfkZJ9— Scott Walker's Bald Spot (@TacoAffcionado) January 28, 2019
― na (NA), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (two months ago) Permalink
If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.No, we're not warm yet.Yes, we will do it. pic.twitter.com/aiykd0UpQV— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 30, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:49 (two months ago) Permalink
if they get 2 million retweets, they'll rename the team?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:59 (two months ago) Permalink
pokemon that have the same hair as major league players, a thread:— Shanna Shi (@shanna_shi) January 30, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:42 (two months ago) Permalink
watching professionla sports teams interact w ewach other in the thread under that cleveland tweet is deeply ufcked up, like, it just hit me really viscerally hard right now how insane a bunch of poorly paid 20 somethings more or less professionally roleplaying a billion dollar organization online is (esp when the org can get in trouble if they do it wrong)
― suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:10 (two months ago) Permalink
also lol that pokemon thread rules
also leave clint frazier alone, he's on smoko
― suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:11 (two months ago) Permalink
#ExposBowl Update - End of 1st QTR🏈 1995 Expos Draft Pick: 0⚾️ Expos Catcher Jerry Goff’s Son: 0#SBLIII— Montreal Expos ⚾️ #Expos50 (@Montreal_Expos) February 4, 2019
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:45 (two months ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy0X8XuXgAUPJ-s.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:12 (two months ago) Permalink
The #rays Kevin Cash says they plan on three starters and two days with an opener.— Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz) February 12, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:03 (two months ago) Permalink
is opener what we are calling them now? confusing since that's also uhh what we call a game in march
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:38 (two months ago) Permalink
https://www.instagram.com/jarrieta49/p/BucFApIgeDd/
― na (NA), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:34 (one month ago) Permalink
@Morbs
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:41 (one month ago) Permalink
right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:56 (one month ago) Permalink
Herbs, ranked:1. Tarragon2. Chive3. Dill4. Cilantro 5. Thai basil 6. Marjoram 7. Mint 8. Bay leaf 9. Thyme 10. Rosemary— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:43 (one month ago) Permalink
I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.
― clemenza, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:46 (one month ago) Permalink
sage advice
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:09 (one month ago) Permalink
Umpire cam. MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:14 (one month ago) Permalink
damn that's cool!
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:22 (one month ago) Permalink
that's like a real life the show game
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:55 (one month ago) Permalink
Hrudeycam
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:13 (one month ago) Permalink
I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:51 (one month ago) Permalink
i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 14:45 (one month ago) Permalink
kickass data viz:
Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:15 (one month ago) Permalink
fantastic
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:22 (one month ago) Permalink
das ma shih
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2019 23:32 (one month ago) Permalink
Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 March 2019 18:39 (four weeks ago) Permalink
we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink
awesome
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:55 (three weeks ago) Permalink
https://i.imgur.com/AJTreuB.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 March 2019 00:08 (three weeks ago) Permalink
perhaps not important, just sad
https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/ron-darling-digs-in-lenny-dykstra-has-backers-as-fight-gets-ugly/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 15:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink
who could have guessed
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:02 (two weeks ago) Permalink
for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (two weeks ago) Permalink
2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (two weeks ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3WmROKWwAcCCOR.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (two weeks ago) Permalink
lmao
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (two weeks ago) Permalink
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4cQsjtUEAIPMUl.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (three days ago) Permalink
Grichuk otm
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (three days ago) Permalink
"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (three days ago) Permalink