2023 ALCS: Texas Rangers vs. Houston Astros

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lol yes I was gonna say I knew it happened recently and also caused a few people to ask "how often does this happen", forgot it was this very same team

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:28 (two years ago)

who has home field between the rangers and phillies? they may not want it

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:30 (two years ago)

If it's Rangers-Phillies, as exciting as the Phillies are, I'll root for Texas because of their 2011 heartbreak (and Semien and Scherzer are among my favourite players). Has the makings of a great series. If it's Rangers-Diamondbacks...I will have to find some hook to keep me interested (above and beyond "it's the World Series").

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:31 (two years ago)

if the d-backs win the ws does madbum get a ring y/n

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:32 (two years ago)

Has any team ever knocked out three more formidable opponents? Probably. But the Rangers will have beaten a team that won 99, a team that won 101, and the defending WS champions.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:35 (two years ago)

Astros just trying to prove they don’t cheat at home anymore with these ridiculous home-road splits.

I don’t think he does? It’s only those on the team at the end of the season, right?

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:37 (two years ago)

if the d-backs win the ws does madbum get a ring y/n

I read that he does

Bee OK, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:43 (two years ago)

One of the Giants beat writers

Bee OK, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:44 (two years ago)

What if they were to activate him and bring him out of the bullpen in a Game 7 just to mess with Bochy's head?

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:44 (two years ago)

Ah, Yordan--I will miss you.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:45 (two years ago)

I’m not a fan of the cranky old man, but this is pretty funny

In the hours before another Game 7 for Bruce Bochy today, he got a text from Madison Bumgarner, offering to pitch.

— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) October 23, 2023

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:46 (two years ago)

I wish it was legal by Gardner being activated by the Rangers to pitch against diamondbacks would be an all time post season story, regardless of the result

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:47 (two years ago)

*bumgarner (I really need to turn off autocorrect!!!!!)

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:47 (two years ago)

Speechless!

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:50 (two years ago)

garcia rubbing it in

, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:50 (two years ago)

C'mon, you're entitled: middle finger to the stands.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:51 (two years ago)

This is Reggie-Pujols stuff.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:51 (two years ago)

Damnit I just turned it off to walk to the homebrew store. What was I thinking!

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:52 (two years ago)

The cupped ear's almost as good as a middle finger.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:52 (two years ago)

there's a homebrew store?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 02:53 (two years ago)

Clearly payback for Garcia, I can tell--have to suspend him.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:03 (two years ago)

Homebrew supplies, truly the best hobby to mix with baseball fandom, and it’s a 5 minute walk from my house so Peach is always happy to get an extra walk down the street ⚾️🍻🦮

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:03 (two years ago)

I would very much not like getting hit by a Chapman fastball

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:04 (two years ago)

The only way to make sure is to permanently suspend all astros

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:04 (two years ago)

I would not like getting hit by any major league fastball.

One more inning!

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:06 (two years ago)

So who would be in line for the win? I forget the rule on this.

felicity, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:07 (two years ago)

that is, not Scherzer

felicity, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:09 (two years ago)

I'd give it to Garcia...If not, it's up to the scorer to determine who was most deserving (but I don't think Scherzer's eligible unless he goes five).

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:10 (two years ago)

I suspect it will go to Montgomery.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:11 (two years ago)

wow that was a bomb

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:19 (two years ago)

A homerun here, a grand slam afterwards, then a solo home run… and we’ll have ourselves a ballgame!

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:21 (two years ago)

well that would at least make it a save situation

frogbs, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:24 (two years ago)

Damn thought we were getting bases loaded

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:25 (two years ago)

Tucker will end this with a great warning-track catch by Garcia.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:26 (two years ago)

Woo!!!

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:27 (two years ago)

Hahaha the colourful backpack!

#1 García Fan (H.P), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:27 (two years ago)

the W is supposed to go to the most effective reliever, but in situations like this they almost always give it to the first one. in this case yeah it’s montgomery either way

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:29 (two years ago)

Congrats Rangers

Bee OK, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:31 (two years ago)

For Torontonians, think I just spotted Hazel Mae interviewing Bochy.

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:32 (two years ago)

Astros are going to tear down Enron Field in the offseason

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 03:47 (two years ago)

JUST IN: Dusty Baker has expressed to multiple inside & outside the Astros organization that 2023 will be his final season as manager, sources tell The Athletic.

◻️ 2x World Series Champion
◻️ 3x Manager of the Year
◻️ 19 years as a player
◻️ 26 years as a manager

Details ⤵️

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) October 24, 2023

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 04:20 (two years ago)

Let Dusty Rest at his (solar) farm

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 14:22 (two years ago)

"You don’t tug on Adolis Garcia’s cape."
--unnamed baseball writer

clemenza, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 16:18 (two years ago)


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