the pitch clock is counting down to the MLB 2023 REGULAR SEASON THREAD

“don’t talk about my momma”? need some jomboy lipreading on that votto clip

xp otm, zero sense of occasion. Am watching Giants-Dodgers game and Kruk & Kuip were fairly scathing about umpires needing a new rule to stop them calling an automatic strike on hitters at the plate

Votto too gracious:

I cannot holler at the umpire from our teams bench. He was completely justified in ejecting me.

For those that wanted to see me play today, I am sorry.

— Joey Votto (@JoeyVotto) October 1, 2023

Initially scored as a triple with an error

Quick lap around the bases. pic.twitter.com/5cXVC9kGtE

— Houston Astros (@astros) October 1, 2023

Kyle Tucker no longer has a home run. It remains a triple. This is the fourth official scoring change of this thing. Incredible.

— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) October 1, 2023

Three games still going, two of them in extras…regular season’s almost over.
If you have stats to pad, pad them now! 🔔🔔🔔

xp if that game is in houston the official scorer says fuck it and gives him the homer

Right, 1000% pettiness by the scorers in AZ.

oh no! he in no way deserved a homer, the AZ scorer was eventually correct, not petty

i'm just saying the scorer in houston would have overridden propriety

uh Kirby might want to keep throwing that knuckler

Dick Mountain getting his one and only win as a Padre

xps inside the park home runs are fun and good, I would have scored it as one despite my abiding dislike of the Astros (aside from Mauricio Dubón).

oh yes looove dubon

Brandon Crawford, San Francisco 🧡 you. pic.twitter.com/abfYun98Wq

— MLB (@MLB) October 1, 2023

George Kirby confirms that the knuckleball he threw was in honor of Tim Wakefield, who passed away today.#SeaUsRise #DirtyWater

— Circling Seattle Sports (@CirclingSports) October 1, 2023

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Dodgers clinch 100+ win season for the 4th time in a row (MLB leading). Was not a fan of 3 hbp's by the giants in the first 4 innings, but no injuries so no foul.

Post season predictions?

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My analytically-deduced picks are on the Jays thread.

Officially, Thursday's suspended game against the Marlins will not resume. All statistics from the game, including David Peterson's seven scoreless innings, WILL count.

MLB hasn't yet determined if it will go down as a Mets win, loss or tie.https://t.co/zQHM9yBomC

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) October 2, 2023

RIP to my mlb.tv account for the season, time to sail the high seas to watch playoff baseball

Am I right in thinking you’re an Aussie Milo? Kayo should be screening all games if you want the convenience

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or at least until my last family is gone and I can assert squatters rights to an abandoned church in Pennsylvania or Ohio

Oakland A’s Brent Rooker making a strong case to be an essential Twitter follow:

One of my favorite parts of the season is getting to travel to all the different cities and try out new breakfast places in the mornings. Now that the season is complete, here is a list of some of my favorite breakfasts that I ate this year. (Absolutely nobody asked for this)

— Brent Rooker (@Brent_Rooker12) October 2, 2023

a's don't pay him well enough for him to afford breakfast in new york smh

Guys if I didn’t list your city it is not a personal attack on the food scene there. It probably just means that I was too lazy to leave the room that series and ordered room service. https://t.co/f43rvXwmqu

— Brent Rooker (@Brent_Rooker12) October 2, 2023

Mlb players are perfect for this, lots of money, always travelling, always hungry

Loved both Freehouse and Fairgounds in Minneapolis. Not breakfast, but went to Gai Noi last week for dinner and can’t recommend that place enough. https://t.co/3QNZxqxOns

— Brent Rooker (@Brent_Rooker12) October 2, 2023

For the "i need 10,000 calories before 11AM" crowd

Blue Moon Cafe rules, Tatte severely overrated

Isn’t that the haunted hotel in Milwaukee, good to know they do a good breakfast I guess

Phil Nevin not returning in 2024

2023 per diem was something like $117.50 - guess that buys a lot of waffles

I am really hoping for an Orioles/Braves World Series. The O's are certainly my pick to come out of the AL.

Anyone but the Braves or Astros in the World Series and I’m a happy man.

Absolutely disgraceful job from the diamondbacks to get swept allowing the stros to get a divisional series placement (and giving the mariners no favours). I was going to say I hope the diamondbacks get shutout in their two games, but I honestly think that scenario is closer to reality than my distant fan-hate dream

As an Atlantan, I'm often surprised by the hostility the Braves get in some quarters. They're nowhere near as odious as the Astros or the Yankees, imho.

It’s nothing personal (like it might be with the astros), it’s a proper sports rivalry for me of “I don’t like that you have been better than my team in recent history”. Braves have done the most damage to the Dodgers in recent years and are their only equal in the NL afaic.

The braves are to the dodgers what the dodgers are to all the other teams. An annoying pest who needs to stop being so damn successful (not counting World Series rings)

Excuse my braggadocio

I think the hostility to Atlanta could be explained very easily. If the Jays are out, I'd be fine with Atlanta/Baltimore; the two best regular-season teams facing off is never a bad idea, and the amount of under-publicized talent on the field would be amazing. (I know Acuna has gotten his due this year.)

don't suppose i have anything against any individual braves players (other than ozuna) and i appreciate that baseball lifer brian snitker has been given a chance to shine

but also i hate the chop, and the fans who do the chop, and the fact that they moved out to the suburbs because black people are scary. also they've been good too much, and i may still be bitter about the francisco cabrera/sid bream game

they are certainly very well run tho

also i would simply blame the rangers for dropping three of their last four games to fall out of the division lead than pin their failure on arizona

also also fuck mlb for getting rid of tiebreaker games

I like Matt Olson, Albies, Strider, obvs hate Ozuna but yeah the name, the chop, all bad. Can think of annoying or awful fans for all the teams though.

It’s nothing personal (like it might be with the astros), it’s a proper sports rivalry for me of “I don’t like that you have been better than my team in recent history”. Braves have done the most damage to the Dodgers in recent years and are their only equal in the NL afaic.

― H.P, Monday, October 2, 2023 8:54 PM (thirteen minutes ago)

as a phillies fan growing up in the 90s i am a lifelong hater of the braves and a lifelong respecter of the braves pitching staff

i would never have figured that the braves are in contention for being the oldest team in baseball, though. also did not know they were the bees at one point.

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What’s the lore behind “barves” I just started using it cos I saw everyone else doing so

I always assumed it was a way to dis the team and their fans by declining to say their name correctly, eg "Democrat Party."

Though I've done it myself, a lot, and am still a massive homer from Anthopolous down to field level.