Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

Kurdt would not approve.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna go with sam fuld atm

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too

http://www.followthephils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chase-utley1.jpg

also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

utley's hair, tho -- come on

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

what's wrong with utley's hair

you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

still a better look than cole's butt cut

http://baseball.contentquake.com/files/2009/03/cole-hamels.jpg

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

?????

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

j/k utley stan

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG

btw

bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process

xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ cole hamels hair

tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time

i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (fifteen years ago)

that said, he is not hot anyway

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (fifteen years ago)

http://d380otju09u5ho.cloudfront.net/ryan%20braun.jpg

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

^yes

he also looks like sam fuld imo

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

supersized

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

lol

tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Paul Goldschmidt hawt

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF

frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

ten months pass...

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive

mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)

come on. it's still JJ Hardy.

frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (twelve years ago)

he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)

Eric Sogard loses Face

http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:51 (twelve years ago)

http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/
Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers

@ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:50 (twelve years ago)

hahaha I GUESS NOT

@ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:51 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:25 (eleven years ago)

Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...

http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (eleven years ago)

that's a great celebration

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (eleven years ago)

Felt the same way when he was traded away.

clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (eleven years ago)

sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

More on:

http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/

Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (eleven years ago)

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (eleven years ago)

the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny

mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)

per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."

http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html

"tool"

"catcher"

Sorry.

Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (eleven years ago)

Oh hai.

Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)

he's pretty (and) terrible, so if the Twins have a dece backup catcher let's trade.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 19:20 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

full Recker BP entry, lol

In a less enlightened time, we might have noted that five of Recker's seven home runs in 2014 gave the Mets the lead. In a less enlightened time, we might have said that of course Recker is a great clubhouse presence -- he tweets about his favorite restaurants on the road! In a less enlightened time, we might have observed Recker's great baseball face, which would be code for, "He's built like a tank and he's really, really, almost insanely good-looking." In reality, Recker did little to earn himself a major-league job in 2015, but he'll be around, which makes one wonder how enlightened we really are. The man is a gorgeous, ruggedly handsome personification of the progress BP and our ilk have yet to make. He is gorgeous, though.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 20:21 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

good points but the hair on Harper is a dealbreaker

"As I started heading to more ballgames, I found random male strangers perfectly willing to point out that there was no way I could really know the game, and that any player whose name was on a jersey I might have been wearing was only someone I thought was hot," says K, a 37-year-old Blue Jays fan. "I tried my best to try to change their minds about it, but it was generally met with verbal pats on the head."

It's definitely true that being hot for players has long been a no-no for "serious" female fans, one that's ingrained in us from the age when crushes first start to blossom. (Male fans as well, obviously, but that's another essay entirely.) Mabel, another 37-year-old Jays fan, remembers feeling judged for her desires as soon as she was old enough to have them. "The timing of when people started wondering why I liked sports roughly coincides with young adulthood," she says. "Like, it's cute and OK for a 13-year-old to adore John Olerud. But a 17-year-old doing the same is wrong, as she's a woman, or close to."

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/its-ok-to-have-the-hots-for-baseball-players-a-manifesto

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 August 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

Olerud?!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

Beardless Strasburg is a hunk.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)


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