the 2023 new york yankees: all rise, again?

NYY are truly a psychically joyless watch. From the stadium to the hair shit to volpe and judgr (players im otherwise pulling for) idolizing jeter to the point of parody

bader homer!

farewell to aaron hicks 🫡

when you have a chance to add a talent like greg allen you really have no choice

Byeee

https://i.imgur.com/HsfoUU0.png
Baltimore lol

just like that aaron judge is the mlb leader in war and wrc+, tho he's only on pace for 46-50 homers this year

Just moved into the Top 10 in bWAR, but still a game behind Wander Franco. Having missed 11 games, pretty damn impressive.

Yankees coaches wtf are you doing

Anthony Volpe said he changed his stance after meeting up w/ Austin Wells & some other guys he played with last year on the off day. They were reminiscing & watching old ABs (& eating chicken parm) at Volpe's house when they noticed the #Yankees SS had veered from his old setup.

— Gary Phillips (@GaryHPhillips) June 14, 2023

Yeah that anecdote is wild

nobody in the major league coaching staff had a chance to sit down with him and work on his swing, eh?

chicken parms were high-key the secret ingredient

obviously judge is hurt but this is an objectively terrible lineup for a $280m team

https://i.imgur.com/xyPZn1p.jpg

they're 27th in batting (.229), 28th in OBP (.297, behind the tigers!) and 23rd in OPS (.708), because they still hit dingers -- and all that includes judge's insane numbers

not brian cashman's finest effort, and aaron hicks's rebound since joining the orioles doesn't say much for the coaching staff either

I love seeing stats like Josh Donaldson being 3 for his last 47 or was that Stanton

donaldson homered tonight! now hitting .132/.200/.441 with is both incredible and slightly better than giancarlo's .184/.244/.377

yankees are 0-6 in games where josh donaldson has homered

Donaldson has 9 hits, 7 of them homers

jesus

Stanton looks utterly washed up, i think one thing that was telling for me from last season is he wasn't getting any XBH beyond home runs. he played 110 games and had 31 HR and 7(!) doubles, that's a pretty good trick.

By george, y'all have shaken the wasps' nest, had no idea the stanks lurked on here.

as uptight as the yankees are about everything, it is strange to me that they will issue uniform number zero

Right?

I love to see them win
As I love to see them lose lol

The Yankees have officially dismissed hitting coach Dillon Lawson.

Brian Cashman has never fired a coach in-season. He once told me that he doesn't believe in doing so, and that you need to evaluate each season in full. Clearly, he'd seen enough.

— Bryan Hoch ⚾️ (@BryanHoch) July 9, 2023

that’ll fix everything

it's a step up from firing the 1B coach, i'll give him that

Of all the corporations to sponsor the jerseys…I was not expecting starr insurance

Domingo German removed from the official roster for ROS over "an alcohol related issue"...

he asked the barback why he wasn't getting any buybacks and got punched in the face

jaffe: The Yankees Lose Germán and Rizzo Amid a Miserable Week
The handling of two unrelated matters calls into question the team's leadership, from top to bottom.

After getting booed off the field coming out of the game in the fifth, Luis Severino sat down at the very end of the #Yankees' dugout.

A couple players and coaches went over to pick him up.

Severino hasn't moved a muscle since then. He's just sitting in the corner alone.

— Max Goodman (@MaxTGoodman) August 5, 2023

last week he was quoted as saying "I feel like I'm the worst pitcher in baseball," at this point what do you have to lose by giving someone in AAA a shot and letting him rest/work on whatever's going on?

absolutely no idea what they're doing on any level

i actually like aaron boone but a half-decent manager might have noticed that rizzo spent the last two months in a fog.

they have judge and they have cole. and then they have like a dozen injured 36-year-olds and anthony volpe (who sucks). i thought carlos rendon was a good signing! but this team is deeply fucked. has there ever before been a $300m last-place team?

i do love the higster tho

I mean, as a hater and loser I’ve never followed them that closely, but I kind of assumed that part of the Yankee machine involved actually working with their players and trying to fix problems as they arose. Now it genuinely seems like an organization that feeds in $300 million to the machine and just leaves it to run.

rip

how much would it take to get theo to take over this mess? (he's already a hall-of-famer; why take on something that would only drag his legacy down and make his previous fans hate him?)

been a while since he was called a genius, tho -- maybe he needs that boost

watched a game last night for the first time in a couple of months...what a mess

feel like sunday's game may be a must-win for aaron boone

that one game last week where he was wearing a players uniform lol

Abreu nailing J Turner with a fastball one pitch after Devers took him deep on a 3-0 count, keep it classy NY

Tbf I think Abreu simply isn’t very good?

Some very strange bullpen decisions being made by Boone

Jesus Christ

Re: The IKF bunt, Kiner-Falefa said that the Yankees’ scouting report said Kutter Crawford has had issues throwing to bases. The intent was to have Crawford throw the ball away and spark a rally.

— Bryan Hoch ⚾️ (@BryanHoch) August 19, 2023

that is fucking abysmal

as is telling the media about it

it genuinely seems like an organization that feeds in $300 million to the machine and just leaves it to run.

― JoeStork, Saturday, August 5, 2023 1:01 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

at this point, the best hope is for them to suck as hard as they can until even a guy as shameless as hal feels embarrassed

hal’s philosophy: as long as the checks roll in, everyone in the organization is doing their job

honestly as the most casual of yankees fans…I find all the pitchforks out for cashman to be pretty funny. a year or two ago he was the best GM in the league…now they might have their first losing record in THIRTY YEARS and suddenly every decision they’ve made was terrible

Do you remember the last time they were under 500

I’m 34, so no! but something tells me they’ll continue to be in the mix

a year or two ago he was the best GM in the league

citation needed

i think he's been a v. good GM, and it's not his fault that rodon got hurt, and i suspect that signing judge to the gargantuan contract that will haunt the team for years to come was a decision made over his head

but this is a poorly assembled team, and doing *nothing* at the trade deadline was a dereliction of duty

i also roll my eyes at the exaggerated dragging of cashman, he was pretty good until about 3-4 years ago

luis severino is healed

the blessed hands of Cash Man

Donaldson released

five in a row, eight of 10, back over .500!

this team caught some bad breaks; i think they should run it back in 2024