The 2021-2022 Non-Fungible Hot Stove Thread (Presented by Monkeyjizz)

carlos rodon to the giants, 2 years/$44m

Welcome to San Francisco Carlos, two years is fine and can be very good

bold move for a guy with his injury history, but that's what money is for. glad rodon is getting paid

also kershaw re-signed with the dodgers for 1yr/$17m

Kinda glad Kershaw is back with los Dodgers

very much so

andrelton simmons to the cubs 1 yr/$4m

dodgers have supposedly made a big offer to freddie f

I guess that means the Cubs aren’t in on Correa?

oh, i think they very much still are

simmons is all glove no bat so they could conceivably have both

Kikuchi to the Jays at three years $36 mil. A year more than I would have expected, but in keeping with the extra year the jays typically have to throw in.

Source confirms: Yankees acquiring 3B Josh Donaldson, SS Isiah Kiner-Falefa and Ben Rortvedt for Gary Sánchez and Gio Urshela. First: @JeffPassan.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) March 14, 2022

interesting

nelson cruz to the nationals

that Donaldson deal is a weird one.

Yeah it doesnt make a great deal of sense

MINN isnt even eating salary

did both teams just get worse?

yanks seriously upgrade their defense at short but idk who’s gonna catch and relying on 36yo josh donaldson to stay healthy for two years seems iffy. sounds like they’re going to bring back rizzo too, that’s a lot of older gentlemen

Kershaw accepted less money than the qualifying offer he turned down a few months ago. In a way the Dodgers did him a favour because if he's healthy and pitches well this year, he'll have a better chance of getting a multi-year deal with no strings attached (since he can't be given a QO again).

Cruz's deal is historic -- first DH to jump to the NL!

supposedly kershaw only considered the dodgers and rangers, and chose the former because he felt they had a better chance of winning another WS

that calculus doesn't seem likely to change during what remains of his career

really don't see why the cubs would try and sign correa right now when it seems like they're moving into another rebuild phase. a one-year contract for andrelton simmons makes a lot more sense.

Correa is young enough to rebuild around. And what will "rebuilding" mean with 12-team playoffs? You're probably never more than a year or two away from "contending".

degrom just said he plans to opt out after the season and test free agency with a preference to remain with the mets

which is an entirely reasonable thing for him to do! announcing it now feels awkward to me for some reason tho

mookie, would love to go to a Mets game with you and any other NYC ilxors who want to, preferably in June before they are out of it.

Tatis out for three months with a broken wrist.

I’m thinking Degrom will stay with NY in the end, unless the injury issues really pile up again.

Also citi is more fun when they’re out of it

This is what Pete Alonso’s car looked like after he was hit by a driver that ran a red light.

Pete escaped through the windshield after the car flipped three times and is doing alright 🙏

(via haleyralonso | IG) pic.twitter.com/L1kyzKP9Cf

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) March 14, 2022

that haul for Olson is something.

Eugenio Suarez has arrived to Reds camp. pic.twitter.com/pvECBkV7lW

— Mark Sheldon (@m_sheldon) March 14, 2022

that haul for Olson is something.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, March 14, 2022 3:35 PM (fifty-four minutes ago)

it will be interesting. pache's star has def fallen after he was so bad in the majors & langliers seems more like a defense/power catcher who might not be a great AVG/OBP guy. to get 2 of a team's top 3 prospects is a lot in a deal and i'm sure the A's scouted the lower ranked guys well tho

The Reds saw Suarez's new hairdo and immediately traded him to Seattle

my understanding is that pache is defensively incredible, so if he can hit at all he will be Nice

but if he *is* nice, the a's will just trade him when he hits arbitration. fuck them

That pitcher they got, Cusick, looks pretty good too.

Reds cutting costs like they are going out of business (which hell they might be).

Reds might as well deal Votto now. Don't really like the Red Sox, but it would be fun to see what the heck Joey would do with that Green Monster for a season. Wade Boggs had a lot of fun going the opposite way and banging shots off that thing and I could see Votto doing something similar. I think Votto could also probably parlay that short porch and wind in Yankee stadium for a few cheapy homers too. F' that though.

Olson saga continues... just signed an 8-year, $168MM contract!

Wasn’t Freeman asking for less than that? I guess being the face of a franchise, winning an MVP, and helping the team win the World Series doesn’t count for much when you are 32 instead of 28.

It really doesn't! I say that as a disgusting Barves stan.

bummed they moved on but they’ve been fairly good at moving on with players right around their peaks (Heyward, McCann)

i think it was a pretty great series of moves for them

i think freeman is asking more, no? or maybe it was just a matter of years/age?

Breaking: Unvaccinated Mets and Yankees can’t play at home under current NYC ruleshttps://t.co/xCho2BmV2A

— Deesha (@DeeshaThosar) March 15, 2022

Asked if he was vaccinated, Judge said, “I’m so focused on getting through the first games of spring training so I think we’ll cross that bridge whenever the time comes. But right now, so many things can change so I’m not really too worried about that right now.”

— James Wagner (@ByJamesWagner) March 15, 2022

Xander Bogaerts on if he’s vaccinated now “YES! So get that out there.”

— Jahmai Webster (@WebsterOnTV) March 15, 2022

Of course Judge isn’t vaxxed.

I’m guessing Nimmo isn’t either, but we will see I guess.

i think freeman is asking more, no? or maybe it was just a matter of years/age?

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, March 15, 2022 2:34 PM (one hour ago)

yeah he will def get more on a shorter contract... i could see him getting 4/120 or something like that

AJ Hinch says the Tigers are "actively looking for guys."

Judge rules minor league players are MLB employees throughout year and are owed damages, including $1,882,650 in California https://t.co/cIdEjIudnN

— Evan Drellich (@EvanDrellich) March 16, 2022

nice of Aaron Judge

“I’m so focused on getting through the first games of spring training so I think we’ll cross that bridge whenever the time comes. But right now, minor league players are MLB employees and are owed damages.”

"I just want to focus on my salad."

Chapman to the Jays for a clutch of secondary and fringe prospects.

presumably not aroldis