― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)
Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."
Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."
The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."
― maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)
The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.
& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)
http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg
― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_llio47G8xg1qb0ctno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306020737&Signature=EbNvgfGZdNtH2iLcyORyGdKtslc%3D
pleats
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
Kurdt would not approve.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)
im gonna go with sam fuld atm
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)
and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too
http://www.followthephils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chase-utley1.jpg
also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
utley's hair, tho -- come on
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)
what's wrong with utley's hair
you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:16 (fifteen years ago)
still a better look than cole's butt cut
http://baseball.contentquake.com/files/2009/03/cole-hamels.jpg
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)
wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
?????
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
j/k utley stan
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)
i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that
― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG
btw
bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process
xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
lol @ cole hamels hair
tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time
i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (fifteen years ago)
that said, he is not hot anyway
http://d380otju09u5ho.cloudfront.net/ryan%20braun.jpg
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
^yes
he also looks like sam fuld imo
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:07 (fifteen years ago)
supersized
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:15 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
Paul Goldschmidt hawt
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paul+Goldschmidt+mKs5X1hTiELm.jpg
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
the hottest player on the Brewers according to most females in this area is Jonathon Lucroy. WTF
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)
matt kemp used to be until he got a tattoo of a photo of his fucking grandparents on his chest
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18bp8c706m082jpg/ku-xlarge.jpg
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 5 April 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)
well, with the uni on then, u hater of the elderly.
― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 April 2013 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/2/24/5433274/face-of-mlb-determining-true-most-attractive
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)
come on. it's still JJ Hardy.
― frogbs, Monday, 24 February 2014 17:10 (twelve years ago)
he's a top tenner, still find Kemp, Braun, others more swoony
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2014 18:31 (twelve years ago)
Eric Sogard loses Face
http://deadspin.com/did-mlb-rig-its-own-stupid-contest-1533322041
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2014 21:51 (twelve years ago)
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Khris+Davis+Milwaukee+Brewers+Photo+Day+o35DWTsrhygl.jpg/Khris Davis of your Milwaukee Brewers
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:50 (twelve years ago)
hahaha I GUESS NOT
― @ActuallyMattC (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:51 (twelve years ago)
https://milbprospective.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/norrisblogboard.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:25 (eleven years ago)
Forgot to mention my brief obsession this summer with ...
http://gamereax.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lawriediaz.gif
― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 15:38 (eleven years ago)
that's a great celebration
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:15 (eleven years ago)
Felt the same way when he was traded away.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:19 (eleven years ago)
sorry, don't recognize ski-hat surfer (both elements kind of a turnoff)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 17:11 (eleven years ago)
More on:
http://www.grindtv.com/lifestyle/culture/post/meet-pro-baseball-player-lives-van/
― Eric H., Friday, 6 February 2015 17:05 (eleven years ago)
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."
http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:18 (eleven years ago)
the daniel norris roadtrip thing is kind of overdone, but he seems like a good guy and is pretty funny
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)
per the BP annual, Mets' Anthony Recker has the old-fashioned tool of "gorgeous."http://famewatcher.com/anthony-recker-shirtless-hot-baseball-hunk-new-york-mets-catcher.html
"tool"
"catcher"
Sorry.
― Hollinger Escape Plan (Leee), Friday, 6 February 2015 17:47 (eleven years ago)