Marcus Stroman won't stop tweeting; 2019 Vlad Guerrero Jr/Blue Jays thread

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Arenado did a few years back vs the Giants!

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 22 May 2021 04:10 (five years ago)

This bunting on two strikes bs needs to fucking stop.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 22 May 2021 05:49 (five years ago)

This is the worst game for our pen yet. Total fucking meltdown in the 9th. Rays barely had to take their bats off their shoulders to turn a 2 run deficit into a two run lead.

What the fuck did I do

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:05 (five years ago)

After all these completely disheartening losses, time to shake it up. Manoah up against Yankees on Wednesday! šŸ¤žšŸ˜®

francisF, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:43 (five years ago)

it's a panic move, but i am down.
contemplating starting him in our fantasy league.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:52 (five years ago)

Go for it! High stakes, this is what it's all about! šŸŽ°

francisF, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 18:00 (five years ago)

I benched rodon last time out for fear of the Yankees and swiftly learned the Yankees are not very fearful right now

Start Manoah with confidence imo

āœ–, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 18:31 (five years ago)

Meet your new hero, Thermo.

Laughed when he patted the base ump on the back as he came off the field (presumably finished for the day)--shades of Fidrych!

clemenza, Thursday, 27 May 2021 22:12 (five years ago)

I missed that!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 May 2021 22:45 (five years ago)

kid's definitely not shy

francisF, Friday, 28 May 2021 01:59 (five years ago)

I know the Yankees are not very yankee-like right now (Odor batting second?! Lol) but the kid looked good.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 May 2021 02:13 (five years ago)

that first Judge at-bat was so awesome. had him fall to a knee and then had him so boggled he swung about a calendar year too late

francisF, Friday, 28 May 2021 16:33 (five years ago)

Like Bichette without the contact!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 May 2021 22:41 (five years ago)

Big night for Vlad: 4-4, double, 3-run homer (so far).

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:19 (five years ago)

He should have tried to stretch that second single into a triple.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:34 (five years ago)

Also he’s got the AL lead in home runs now, ahead of that guy nobody’s heard of in Tex.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 01:37 (five years ago)

Not watching right now, but I see Vlad belatedly stretched one of his singles into a triple. (Also just noticed he's one RBI short of a Triple Crown right now.)

clemenza, Thursday, 3 June 2021 00:55 (five years ago)

Manoah didn’t look so hot today, and no Vlad RBI, but they got a Walkoff in the 9th at least!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 June 2021 02:57 (five years ago)

He's leading the league in hits, homers, all three slash categories, and total bases (and IBBs!)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 3 June 2021 08:13 (five years ago)

I think he’s got the triple crown after today.

I’d also want it noted, for the record, I called all of the Jays runs today. My only witnesses were a disinterested 6 year old and a toddler that can barely talk (but can manage ā€œMilwaukeeā€)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 5 June 2021 21:11 (five years ago)

This bullpen is so bad.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:15 (four years ago)

Vlad's six BA points shy of an MLB triple crown and an MLB slash triple crown.

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:43 (four years ago)

i love him so much

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:27 (four years ago)

I'm going to look into that today. Incredible longshot, but my guess is it's never been done before.

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:42 (four years ago)

Started working backwards and got to Ted Williams in '42. He led the (white) majors in all five categories--batting average, on-base, slugging, HR, RBI--but Baseball Reference has dropped him to third in batting average behind two Kansas City Monarch players.

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 14:25 (four years ago)

would i recognize their names?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:00 (four years ago)

Not Josh Gibson-level famous; I didn't recognize them, but I probably should (Ted Strong and Bonnie Farrell).

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:47 (four years ago)

no clue.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 20:22 (four years ago)

I don't think it would be a bad idea to give Vlad a night off. He had that phenomenal series in Fenway, almost had a couple of 0-fers against the Yankees. He's played every game.

clemenza, Friday, 18 June 2021 23:54 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Manoah looked amazing tonight. Had a no hitter go into the 6th… wound up pitching 7 shutout innings with 10 strikeouts!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 3 July 2021 01:31 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

I wonder if I have a hope in hell of seeing a game.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 17 July 2021 02:53 (four years ago)

TOR-TEX runs in the series: 25-2. Can we always play Texas?

francisF, Monday, 19 July 2021 01:49 (four years ago)

I wonder what the series record is since the bat-flip...will look that up.

clemenza, Monday, 19 July 2021 18:20 (four years ago)

Overall: 21-14 for Toronto (18-14, + 3-0 playoff sweep).

clemenza, Monday, 19 July 2021 18:26 (four years ago)

rough inning

mookieproof, Monday, 19 July 2021 23:41 (four years ago)

Do the Jays normally play a three-game series' with a different uniform style in each game? Against the Mets they wore the grays, the powder blues, and then the dark blues in succession.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 25 July 2021 21:27 (four years ago)

I’m honestly not sure how it’s decided.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 July 2021 23:15 (four years ago)

on some teams at some times it's supposedly the starting pitcher's choice (assuming a certain veteran prominence)?

in general i suspect it has more to do with the marketing department? as wedded to routine/comfort as players are, i'll bet the whole thing drives them fucking nuts a la chris sale. i can't blame them

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 July 2021 23:25 (four years ago)

That would make sense. I heard Ryu loves the powder blues.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 July 2021 23:32 (four years ago)

attn clemenza: https://sportsstories.substack.com/p/the-king-and-his-court

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 July 2021 16:17 (four years ago)

Thanks, I'll read that. I think I mentioned that I saw him give an exhibition once--very hazy memory, but I'm pretty sure.

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 13:27 (four years ago)

Jays just traded Adams (totally expendable) for Brad Hand.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 July 2021 16:39 (four years ago)

So that series vs Boston was epic.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 8 August 2021 22:59 (four years ago)

yeah.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 9 August 2021 10:42 (four years ago)

I can’t watch this team anymore. They can’t score runs when it matters and the pen can’t hold a lead.
These guys are killing me.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 August 2021 03:23 (four years ago)

well they did just shut out the Rangers but yeah the pattern is pretty bad. beat up on bad teams, choke against good ones.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 21 August 2021 08:39 (four years ago)

They manage to make AAAA pitchers look like Nolan Ryan far too often for my liking as well. Having one massive 12 run game every two weeks isn’t going to get it done

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 August 2021 22:53 (four years ago)

lol sorry wrong thread!! xpost

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 21 August 2021 23:35 (four years ago)

basically all your comments about the jays apply 100% to the sox

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 21 August 2021 23:36 (four years ago)


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