The Dr. Morbius Memorial 2020-2021 MLB Hot Stove Thread

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it ends with the #2 hitter sacrifice bunting to get the leadoff man into scoring position and brad pitt blows his lid

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 22:38 (three years ago) link

Read the book.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 January 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

conversely, just read this thread:

Moneyball

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 January 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

oh shit, forgot about the thread! i will check that out

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 22:45 (three years ago) link

i haven't watched the movie either, but i've seen jonah_hill.gif so many fucking times that it feels like i have

mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2021 22:46 (three years ago) link

Ron Washington is played by one of the leads in Lodge 49 (Brent Jennings).

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 January 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link

I thought the movie was pretty good!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:05 (three years ago) link

WARNING: Do not watch if you hate twee pop!

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

Outfielder Kyle Schwarber and the Washington Nationals are in agreement on a one-year, $10 million deal, sources familiar with the situation tell ESPN. First with the deal: @dougherty_jesse.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) January 9, 2021

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 January 2021 16:25 (three years ago) link

Kyle Schwarber feels like a waste of 10 million dollars.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 January 2021 19:35 (three years ago) link

the money ball book is great but for the love of god don’t watch the movie!

brimstead, Saturday, 9 January 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link

liam hendricks to the white sox for quite a lot of money! (not official yet and supposedly structured a bit oddly, so idk what the exact $ is)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link

did not expect DJLM to get a 6 year deal... i think he'll be 38 when it ends?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 January 2021 17:38 (three years ago) link

i keep forgetting that DJ LeMahieu is supposed to be a good baseball player. i only really saw his colorado rockies version, which of course always comes with asterisks

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 January 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

that's only a $3m/yr raise over his last contract -- guess he really wanted the length

mookieproof, Friday, 15 January 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

i guess with an avg of $15 mil it's a way for the Yanks to keep the costs down yearly, while still offering the most money. as always looks like the Jays came in second with a 4-year offer averaging around $19M.

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if i'm DJLM, i'm taking the biggest total offer too.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 January 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link

says to me NYY are intent on keeping under the cap

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 January 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

they dumped 30M on a supremely washed brett gardner 2 years ago so this is a steal tbh

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 January 2021 18:24 (three years ago) link

Gardener is more like a mascot at this point tho, inhe?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 January 2021 18:33 (three years ago) link

the only mascot worth 15m is gritty but yes you're right

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 January 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link

Kluber to the frigging Yankees. 1 year, $11M apparently.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 January 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

Source confirms: Blue Jays in agreement with free-agent outfielder George Springer. Per @JonHeyman, six years, $150M. Pending physical.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) January 20, 2021

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link

A year and $20M more than I expected - but I am pumped.
They landed Kirby Yates today too.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 05:34 (three years ago) link

Biggest free agent signing in Jays history -- by far!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 06:40 (three years ago) link

wow

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 10:49 (three years ago) link

i'm guessing this means jbj stays with the boxsox

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 10:49 (three years ago) link

bosox

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 10:49 (three years ago) link

michael brantley also to the jays

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

... maybe. Or maybe not.
If it winds up happening, the have a logjam of corner OF/DH hitters. So the thinking is that if they do sign him, they’ll quickly deal Lourdes Gurriel for a starter.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:01 (three years ago) link

sounds like he is instead re-signing with houston

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:43 (three years ago) link

former pirate great j.a. happ to minnesota

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:06 (three years ago) link

looks like brantley back to astros?

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:25 (three years ago) link

Ya that makes much more sense.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

Astros steal another sign(ing)

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:43 (three years ago) link

Some speculation on (30-year-old) George Springer:

https://www.billjamesonline.com/a_connecticut_astro_in_queen_elizabeths_colony/

(Not James, Dave Fleming.)

clemenza, Friday, 22 January 2021 18:17 (three years ago) link

jbj to stros?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 January 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

profar returns to SD, 3/$21m

ryan zimmerman returns to WAS, 1/$1m

mookieproof, Friday, 22 January 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link

Quintana is an Angel for $8M

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 January 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link

pirates are expected to trade jameson taillon -- their only remaining player that means anything at all to me -- in the next couple days

might as well trade ke'bryan hayes too -- sure, he's only played 24 MLB games, but his stock will never be higher

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2021 23:06 (three years ago) link

Craig Mish
@CraigMish
The Philadelphia Phillies and JT Realmuto are in agreement on a 5 year $115.5 million dollar contract. Pending physical. Per source.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

Semiens to the Jays!

What an offseason for the Jays (still think a mid-rotation pitcher would do wonders).

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link

Infielder run!!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link

Also love the Semiens signing for the jays. I was hoping they’d land him.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 02:34 (three years ago) link

it's semien singular

but what does this mean for bo and/or cavan?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link

Tommy La Stella has never had 400 plate appearances in a season, but he just got a three-year contract a few days before his 32nd birthday. My latest on a truly unique player: https://t.co/R9L28BwTTI

— Tony Wolfe (@_TonyWolfe_) January 27, 2021

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

love that dude

na (NA), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link

remember when the cubs tried to option him to the minors and he just refused (for a couple of weeks)

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2016/08/09/cubs-la-stella-refuses-to-report-to-minors/88494048/

na (NA), Wednesday, 27 January 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

Semien playing 2B and I guess Cavin or Vlad at 3B depending how spring training goes. I imagine Biggio could gain a lot of at bats just filling in at LF/1B/2B to let guys rotate into DH or sit for a day. Could see Marcus moving to the left side at some point of Bo/Biggio/Vlad really stink it up.

And the Jays just shipped three slapdicks to the Mets for Matz. Not really sure he’s an improvement over any of their borderline AAAA starters, but what do I know.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 28 January 2021 06:26 (three years ago) link

Matz had so much promise 96 mph lefty and local kid but he's gotten progressively worse.

Smokahontas and John Spliff (PBKR), Thursday, 28 January 2021 13:09 (three years ago) link

I haven't paid attention too closely, but why did the Jays give up on Sean Reid-Foley? He was such a big deal a couple of years ago. I see look at this stats and see control issues and the possibility he's coming off an injury, but also a lot of strikeouts and he's only 24.

clemenza, Thursday, 28 January 2021 15:59 (three years ago) link


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