and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:46 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (three years ago) link
Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020
Good lord
― calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure if this is cool or kind of needy...both?
Here are my 2 Gold Gloves and Silver Slugger! pic.twitter.com/j7FvDu3Kr5— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfield29) November 24, 2020
Maybe the only Jays history I was ever present for: Barfield's 40th HR in 1986, first Jay to do so.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
i saw jesse hit many home runs through the windows of the textile mill behind bill meyer stadium in knoxville tennessee when i was very young. one night he broke his bat and my dad asked the batboy if he could have it. quite a treasure now.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link
Excellent. He was awesome in '85 and '86--Rickey Henderson was better, maybe Dale Murphy, and that was it for outfielders. Years after I saw that game he was at the Skydome for autographs; I of course mentioned being there when he hit his 40th, and--as is usually the case with baseball players--he remembered the pitcher, the count, the pitch, everything.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
I’ve been saving this anecdote for a story, but screw it. Too good to squirrel away. Someone suggested Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow try to get angry before starts. To do this, he would look at pictures of one person. He pulled out his phone and showed me. It was Martin Shkreli. pic.twitter.com/TJHpgp1iTE— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 21, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 December 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
oh my god
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
astounding
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
wow, that's a great anecdote
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 5, 2021
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
Luis Guillorme drew a 22-pitch walk in the 5th inning. Relive the entire at-bat right here 😤 😤 😤 pic.twitter.com/cS57po7ulf— SNY (@SNYtv) March 14, 2021
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 15 March 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link
i was there
watching on tv i mean
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:09 (three years ago) link
he's the guy that casually caught the flying bat a couple years ago
he rules
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link
That’s nuts. Was that a fluke, or is this guy some quick-hands god?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
he is in fact a quick-hands god
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 05:21 (three years ago) link
i will give you this heavily cardinals-centered answer: that was jordan hicks' first appearance since 2019, when he had tommy john. the weird thing with him, his whole career, is that he doesn't have a high strikeout %, despite a 104 mph fastball and a wicker slider that's even better. it is bizarre. i am not a pitching expert or stats pro, i have no idea why this happens. but he has always been a pitcher that quickly gets to 2 strikes and then induces weak contact. he's awesome. i love him. he's great. but of all pitchers to have a 22-pitch walk, it's him
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:34 (three years ago) link
and it's pretty amazing that the average MLB player can at least make consistent contact on 104 mph
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
every time i watch him pitch, it's like a wholesome reminder that "these guys are good"
that is cardinals-centric, but also i feel like it might be more relevant than this 80 wRC+ rookie's contact skillz, that's right, sick BURN on the mets, i am officially RE-IGNITING the CARDINALS-METS RIVALRY, and i guarantee 100% cardinal victories this season, starting now, in spring training, right now
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:37 (three years ago) link
the METS do DRUGS
and the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link
luis guillorme is, by every measure for years on end, a defensive genius. also he caught that bat out of fucking mid-air.
dude would be a fucking folk hero in pittsburgh but instead he'll be quad-a fodder in syracuse
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link
the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 07:56 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/spdyfDE.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 April 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
Get his ass
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 3 April 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link
*and my parents naming me Dick Staff. Fixed it https://t.co/bZDGXI7Umn— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) April 9, 2021
― na (NA), Friday, 9 April 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
Baseball fans need to watch more cricket and appreciate baseball's relative brevity
― octobeard, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link
No thanks
― calstars, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link
T20 is basically the length of a baseball game, no?
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
It’s kitten season 😽⚾️ pic.twitter.com/4PTYhIWWuD— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) June 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 02:52 (three years ago) link
You know what fucking time it is. https://t.co/T7BjGKiAby— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 28, 2021
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:53 (three years ago) link
idgi
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:59 (three years ago) link
“Remember Some guys” is a low level sports meme
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link
Guess it hasnt made it to the old country yet
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link
i have to admit, i had totally forgotten about puig and russell, and thought was A. Gonzalez had long stopped playing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 16:32 (three years ago) link
feel like a Guy I Remember fairly often is Wilin Rosario, on account of i thought he was gonna be the next great hitting catcher at one point lol
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
Bob Melvin said he watches Friends reruns after losses. Seen every episode. So I had to ask: did Ross cheat on Rachel, or were they on a break?"Don't even get me started on that," he said. "I do have some ideas on that but I'm not going there. That's a loaded question, Steve."— Steve Berman (@BASportsGuy) July 24, 2021
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link
Ha ha!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link
Chipper Jones raw dogged every Hooters waitress between Chattanooga and Tampa but scared of the jab? Make it make sense. Still love the guy but the math ain’t math-ing there!— Everyone Hates Chris (@ckssense) March 12, 2022
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
loool
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aFvAW3A.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link
not fair someone should be that good at baseball and that good at twitter
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link
Pour one out for the Rays’ ballboy pic.twitter.com/69fN1dU1mi— Ben Palmer (@benjpalmer) July 16, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 17:28 (two years ago) link