Fuck me Severino getting Tommy John now. WHY ARE ALL MY STARTERS CURSED?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:40 (six years ago)
I guess I’m running with just 4 keepers, then.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 02:12 (six years ago)
it's very possible that i won't find it as funny in a month (or a week (or an hour)) and i'll change it, but for now i am happy with my new team name, "6° of xwOBAcon"
― Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 18:52 (six years ago)
someone please name their team "The Boyds of Bummer" so that i won't.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:17 (six years ago)
I dropped Josh Bell on March 26 and am very good at fantasy baseball!Shane Bieber (24)Josh Hader (25)Max Kepler (27)Eugenio Suarez (28)Gerrit Cole (29)― bnw, Sunday, 23 February 2020 22:40 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Shane Bieber (24)Josh Hader (25)Max Kepler (27)Eugenio Suarez (28)Gerrit Cole (29)
― bnw, Sunday, 23 February 2020 22:40 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
ALERT ALERT i have made a huge mistake (or well someone did)
the spreadsheet i had was putting trevor story as born in 1982. he is born in 1992 wtf
so he is eligible for keeping as a 27 year old this year! i'm sorry for the fuckup! i hope there aren't any more of these!!
― Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Thursday, 27 February 2020 21:36 (six years ago)
Max Kepler is actually 42.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 27 February 2020 21:55 (six years ago)
you made me look that up
― Campaign to move el0n mu5k thread to ILM (Will M.), Thursday, 27 February 2020 22:12 (six years ago)
Ha!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 13:05 (six years ago)
who wants a custom logo?!
i see a lot of teams rolling with the same name for a while now. i like my icon enough that i'm likely to keep my name for a while and i had enough fun doing the icon for my other team (Upton Funk) that i wouldn't mind doing more.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:20 (six years ago)
i'd like one please
― na (NA), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:28 (six years ago)
He Ain't Javy, right?
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:31 (six years ago)
yes plz
― na (NA), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:31 (six years ago)
Javy López?
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:32 (six years ago)
javy d & the boyz
― na (NA), Friday, 28 February 2020 17:34 (six years ago)
sorry, just so i'm clear... "javy d & the boyz" is the new name? and Javy refers to Javy lopez?
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:08 (six years ago)
the full team name is "he ain't javy, he's my baez." sorry i thought we were joking around.
― na (NA), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:14 (six years ago)
are you sure you don't want to be Javy D & The boys? because i'm almost done.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:33 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/w7IFPpK.png
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 28 February 2020 18:40 (six years ago)
jose berrios (25)carlos correa (25) trea turner (26)eddie rosario (27-29)jose ramirez (27-29)
― j.q higgins, Monday, 2 March 2020 15:15 (six years ago)
revised keeps for holla Tuivailala!Shane Bieber (24)Josh Hader (25)Trevor Story (27)Eugenio Suarez (28)Gerrit Cole (29)
RIP Big Kep
― bnw, Tuesday, 3 March 2020 01:55 (six years ago)
thanks m'dudes. i have put our weighted standings into a list randomizer and have our draft order. just waiting on four managers (including you, new guy) and I can make everything final!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:29 (six years ago)
Revision for Colonisqattsi:
Keep: Keston Hiura (I believe)Don't Keep: Aaron Nola
― The Jesus Luzardo (Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 17:03 (six years ago)
:o
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 22:59 (six years ago)
we still waiting on 4 teams keepers? WHERE YOU ALL AT YOU SLOWPOKES I WANNA GET THAT SWEET SWEET DRAFT ORDER
(apologies if it is less than 4 and i missed one)
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Thursday, 12 March 2020 17:50 (six years ago)
i think we're all gonna get more time to think about our picks. if the start of the season is delayed i might push back the draft date? maybe not? i'm not sure what to do or how long this could go on for.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 March 2020 17:52 (six years ago)
That's it, I'm officially protesting this season.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 12 March 2020 18:07 (six years ago)
Here's me, well ahead of the deadline
OREL HALO:MACHADO, Manny 27OZUNA, Marcell 29GALLO, Joey 26FLAHERTY, Jack 24WOODRUFF, Brandon 27
― francisF, Thursday, 12 March 2020 21:30 (six years ago)
whoops, please replace:WOODRUFF, Brandon 27w/PEDERSON, Joc 27
― francisF, Thursday, 12 March 2020 21:47 (six years ago)
I think we should just go ahead with the draft on that date tbh unless everyone else disagrees. Maybe it depends on whether or not Charles Barkley gave the Angels coronavirus I guess.
― omar little, Saturday, 14 March 2020 18:19 (six years ago)
aside from the Charles Berkley part, i agree. best to stick with a date that, miraculously, no one has had an issue with and that would at least allow us to made trades and gaze longingly at our league-winning lineup.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 15 March 2020 12:58 (six years ago)
my2cents: I'd prefer to push the date to reflect the season best we can.
― francisF, Monday, 16 March 2020 04:34 (six years ago)
they're saying a delay could go back as far as July – and as more news comes in, the less i'm confident the US has the ability to handle this situation... maybe putting the draft on hold is the way to go.
would really appreciate more input. am gonna send out an email.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 March 2020 19:07 (six years ago)
it's a bit of a risk someone gets screwed somehow, the larger the interim after draft I don't think theres anything to lose in delaying it, so why not do that
― francisF, Monday, 16 March 2020 19:24 (six years ago)
i'm happy either way, as long as i get to pick 10-20 baseball men at some point this summer.
if they cancel the whole season i'll just make a pretend draft for myself and stare at it longingly til september.
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Monday, 16 March 2020 20:32 (six years ago)
that was originally my plan for april.
if anyone wants to try an OOTP league, hit me up!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 March 2020 20:58 (six years ago)
If the NBA is looking to head back in June, with the playoffs extending into late summer, then baseball could easily be off until then too. The season would be maybe 100 games plus playoffs? With no transactions or new injuries between now and whenever the season starts up again, would anyone really draft differently if the draft was held now vs two months from now? But I'm fine either way.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 17 March 2020 12:31 (six years ago)
i think there is the potential injuries pop-up or maybe some teams don't get started on time due to sick players? there's so many variables at this point. i also think i would go insane looking at a fantasy lineup i couldn't do anything with.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 13:41 (six years ago)
i don't think it'll make a huge difference but it's probably prudent to delay
― na (NA), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 14:06 (six years ago)
yeah the thing i am most worried about is just 2 months of chances for catchers to injure themselves in luggage-related injuries (looking at you, both lucroy and perez, somehow)
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 17:00 (six years ago)
not if all the airports are closed!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 21:14 (six years ago)
I had the first two of my three drafts yesterday. It's like the ultimate fantasy draft because even the sports themselves aren't real!
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:40 (six years ago)
dang i saw this thread pop up and had a momentary panic like "shit did we not move the draft after all?"
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:43 (six years ago)
You guys should just do it. It was fun!
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 23 March 2020 19:44 (six years ago)
i already did my other league's draft a week ago today (it is blowing my mind that that was only 8 DAYS AGO) so i'm actually excited about this one being delayed, can't wait to see the difference between what i valued on march 15th and what i value on an undetermined day in the future hopefully!
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:15 (six years ago)
i just spent hours painstakingly recreating my other fantasy league in ootp please come back real baseball
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Saturday, 28 March 2020 20:38 (six years ago)
might be time to bump that draft date again :/
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Friday, 15 May 2020 22:49 (six years ago)
I stand by my previous comments! Do the draft. Get it out of the way. Have a roster to stare at.
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 15 May 2020 23:48 (six years ago)
apparently our draft starts in 30 minutes
― na (NA), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:32 (six years ago)
uh wat
― Hackers (1995) (Will M.), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:45 (six years ago)
lol, for real? i took the day off randomly but i'm in no way prepared for this lol
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 22 May 2020 19:54 (six years ago)
Damn you Javy! I went to add Solak and you’d picked him up literally a second before I did!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 16 August 2020 16:39 (five years ago)
my original pitching staff: Mike Soroka – torn achilles, out for seasonMike Clevenger – demoted indefinitely for being a complete fucking idiotZack Wheeler – unharmed as of yetNate Pearson – ERA of 6.61 and is now on the IL wth elbow issuesDinelson Lamet – unharmed as of yetDylan Bundy – pitching surprising well somehowMitch Keller – IL for a month now with a strained oblique
I should also mention that one of those young arms was meant to replace Luis Severino, who has now missed two seasons
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:31 (five years ago)
Make me an offer:
Pedro Severino, C, BAL
Current #106 overall ranking with:
7 R, 5 HR, 19 RBI, .398 OBP, .581 SLG, 9 XBH, 1 NSB
which ranks him at #2 out of all MLB catchers (only Realmuto has performed better).
Looking to close a deal ASAP.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 22 August 2020 15:48 (five years ago)
can he pitch?
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 22 August 2020 16:23 (five years ago)
According to my scouts he throws heat in the mid-70s and his offspeed arsenal includes a 55mph eephus.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:31 (five years ago)
A solid #2 on my team
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:24 (five years ago)
Speaking of a solid #2...
I'm getting 1-hit today (1/19) with 8 of 9 batting slots filled. So long first place, it was a wild last few weeks.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
Dude. You’re 6/33 with two home runs. Also you’re ahead by like 17 points! Settle down.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 05:23 (five years ago)
I guess you just don't get how that works alright?
If I don't post anything, my team continues to falter... so I post and suddenly it's like a John Wooden halftime speech and the bats come alive (barely, I esentially have a one man offense).
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 16:12 (five years ago)
But what a one-man offence!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:20 (five years ago)
Meanwhile, in 2nd place I took a peek in on my guys and they were 0/13. They ended up .083/.128/.139 on the day. Don't assume your opponents are killing it everyday either
― francisF, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:40 (five years ago)
Since I like to maximize my anxiety, I like to see who’s ahead and behind me in individual categories and check in on the teams that are close to me, since my score is just as affected by those around me in specific stats.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:44 (five years ago)
took me long enough, but for those looking towards the future, here's your handy keepers tracker for 2021
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:32 (five years ago)
(second tab is the one you probably wanna look at -- shows you players sorted by team and then age with the dropped & over-30s filtered out)(it also assumes a start date next year of 2021-04-01, which DOES affect some players' birthdays, so check the birthdate columns too in case!)
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:35 (five years ago)
Thanks Will I was curious as I have a few keeper-eligible players whose bdays are borderline to opening day and I know you've been flexible with that date in the pas.t
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:43 (five years ago)
Also you have the wrong Will Smith bday for my catcher (LA), you're using the Giants (?) RP with the same name.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 4 September 2020 16:45 (five years ago)
ack that'll happen with identical names. one of these days i'll come up with a better fix than "changing one of their names to will smith2" but for now that'll have to do!
(also i'm not the commish, thermo is the one who is flexible i am just the KEEPER OF SHEETS)
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Friday, 4 September 2020 17:19 (five years ago)
I have 3 players whose bdays are pretty cusp-y:3/283/294/4
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 4 September 2020 18:03 (five years ago)
I didn't think players went to waivers if you pick them up and release them before playing them.
BillyChildishBambino, are you placing multiple probable starters for today on waivers on purpose? I guess hoarding the others on your bench is okay, but geez
― francisF, Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:18 (five years ago)
oh wait i'm looking at Corrosion as well! No holds barred 8'O
― francisF, Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:31 (five years ago)
You'll be sitting in 5th by the end of the weekend, CoC. Gallo's gonna finally put it together
― francisF, Saturday, 26 September 2020 16:34 (five years ago)
lol, I dropp Freddie Freeman and you're bellyaching about me picking up spot starters who will only last a few innings. You're welcome.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:28 (five years ago)
It's the last weekend: PPD weather is in play and many starts are in jeopardy depending on the playoff scenarios so I'm not taking any chances. That said, I'll probably hit my IP limit today and tomorrow will be a totally different story.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 26 September 2020 17:34 (five years ago)
Think if they are on the roster for a full day they go on waivers.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 26 September 2020 18:31 (five years ago)
Thanks for Freeman Al, you're a saint
― francisF, Saturday, 26 September 2020 22:00 (five years ago)
It appears that I have won this year's edition of the ILB fantasy league, a league that I created in the spring of 2003 and had never finished higher than 5th prior to this season.
Very few of my fellow managers remain from the inaugural season, but as the founder of this board and it's accompanying fantasy league, I thank all of you for participating.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:00 (five years ago)
Congrats dude!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:13 (five years ago)
Cheers! Good season. I was confused as to who I was talking to but w/e, congrats!
― francisF, Monday, 28 September 2020 02:16 (five years ago)
congratulations!
― na (NA), Monday, 28 September 2020 02:46 (five years ago)
in case you, like me, mostly only check bookmarks and forget to look for new threads...
♫ Pitcher bunt attempts forever, for the union makes us bat ♫ – 2021 ILX Fantasy Baseball!
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Friday, 29 January 2021 21:12 (five years ago)