important baseball tweets

But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter

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Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw

— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019

More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.

Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs

— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019

lol

looks like Blake Snell got word of the trade pic.twitter.com/XLzSepKEpN

— DRaysBay (@draysbay) December 6, 2019

Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020

The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG

— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020

haha, whoops:

Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball Season

Kumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional...

Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️

Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U

— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020

Hahaha

Is that John Rocker's kid jk

they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(

anna calcaterra otm

Last night:

Me: Got any homework?

Anna: Nah.

Me: Whatcha gonna do?

Anna: Have a map I’m working on.

Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020

First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU

— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020

Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020

Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH

— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020

of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago

Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020

if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020

They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020

Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!

maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!

This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip

— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020

Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020

what are we even doing, man?

— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020

otm

A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8

— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020

In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."

— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020

lol

I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up

We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020

Hello everyone,

Hope all of you are doing good.

These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.

I'm doing fine, being careful.

Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.
Thanks to all of you for being here.

— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020

Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0

— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020

East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ

— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020

S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions

(xposted)

cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020

the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans

that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example

if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home

will it be a Mike Shannon figure?

the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times

mookie is this your work? :)

*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b

— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020

no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me

if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend

Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2

— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020

yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!

whoops!

my dad's reply to this video:

'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'

pic.twitter.com/7KJcvMZPME

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020

Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.

— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020

Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6

— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020