Waiting 171 days to submit your keepers will not give you another year of control – 2019 I Love Fantasy Baseball League is open!

My mistake last year was waiting too long to make a deal and push for first. Just hoping Springer comes back as hot as he was before the injury. And stays healthy obviously.

midseason awards:

NL MVP: Yellich (he ain't javy K)
AL MVP: Trout (blast first petit K)
NL CY: Ryu (porno for shapiros FA)
AL CY: Verlander (he ain't javy FA)
NL ROY: Alonso (he ain't javy FA)
AL ROY: Vogelbach (porno for shapiros FA)

i believe alonso is a keeper for me, i drafted him

or is keeper-eligible, i mean. but maybe you mean he was a free agent prior to the draft.

you haven't kept him yet!

sorry for the confusion, i was reading the K/FA as their eligibility, not as their current status. it doesn't matter.

Now do gold gloves!

just an FYI – i accidentally hit the "-" button next to Winkler's name instead of closing the window, and then return because i am dumb and was closing a bunch of windows at once and not paying attention. hence the drop and instant re-add in the transactions.

THE REMAINDER OF THIS SEASON WILL BE PLAYED UNDER PROTEST

if it helps appease the league – everyone can have Winkler for two weeks.

usually my pitching is great and my hitting is mediocre and this year it's the other way around, i'm averaging 2 pts per pitching category.

dammit! tried to add Petit seconds after Bellinger EscapePlan did!

you have to wake up preeeeetty early to beat me! (5:00pm would suffice)

my blunder was mowing the lawn first.

pretty satisfied with my blue jays pickups so far, bottom of 4
3/4, 1 2B, 2 HR

omg

4/5, 1 2B, 3 HR

i drafted that fucker in my other league (for $10) and carried his sub-mendoza ass for two months before dropping him. now this – he's gone in both leagues in seconds.
anyways, glad he's hitting and am a big fan of his.

might be time to drop Joey Votto :`(

Since this league was turned into a keeper league, has there ever been a team with all 5 Keepers on the DL?

Asking for a friend.

I have inadvertently dismissed Eovaldi, who has been on NA. Looks like he may be becoming closer for the red sox. Will you guys be bros and let me have him after the waiver period? I'll have lost those days anyway, due to my negligence, though i don't know how it happened. cheers, love you

better yet perhaps commish can place him back on my team? i've just done it

hey - so i just got back from chicago where i had spotty access to the interwebs. what's up?

can you drop someone so you have room on your roster? i'll de-drop eovaldi for you and maybe rename your team for lols.

Wait... so we can take mulligans now?

he asked literally right away and i'd done the same for myself when i hit the wrong fucking button earlier, so ya.
everyone gets one.

but he is going to have to clear space first.

good to know...

Okay I dropped Cain, who played one game for me in an effort to maybe get a steal, where i'm dead last. Collected I CS
Thanks Thermo for the help, and yes feel free to change my name to the Mulligans if it makes Al feel better

Collected 1* CS that should say

Apparently renaming teams is where my powers end.

Oh well. I don’t think “Nathan Eovaldi #1 Fan Club” would have fit anyways.

Nate Fellators, hello.
anyway, cheers thanks

Too bad I couldn't get him in time for the game today 40.50 ERA

Since I'm on a roll and to appease commish, my new name is Eovaldi: The 4 Seams (cept no punctuation is allowed i guess :/ )

it took me longer than it shd have, but i get that reference

like most our teams – i got no clue.

Severino coming back as a RP. so no use to me at all this year.

open to offers if anyone wants five years of control on the dude, who will be back as a SP next year.

I'm tempted by that ...

My hitters were a combined 1-26 last night but with a .342 OBP.

I had 3 starters going, they went 1.77era 1.03whip 3k:bb 2w 2qs.
but one wasn't really a starter. rays had castillo opening for yarbrough, robbing me of a W and QS >:(

i managed to log a Zero in the standings for about the 250th time this year

i mean the blue jays are my irl team and i'll champion them always, but do you really need to use an opener on them lol? don't you know what it's doing to Orel Halo//Eovaldi/The 4 Seams

This is enraging! Every good day I have, my gains are matched by Javy! Ahhh, stop being so good, you SOB!

I'm destined for 3rd at this point, but holla keeps having himself some days and I'm sure af not ready to give up my podium spot and that has become my main objective, keeping holla down in his lowly 4th trash spot ;)

also – congrats to No Time... your other NA/keeper stash is coming up! your fantasy fortunes are now forever linked to the blue jays.
your next stash should the guy they just landed, Simeon-Woods-Richardson.

This is enraging! Every good day I have, my gains are matched by Javy! Ahhh, stop being so good, you SOB!

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, July 28, 2019 8:47 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ha there's still more than 1/3 of the season left, i could still fuck it up

i am a little worried about running into the innings limits too early

the day your team had yesterday made me want to cry.

holy shit dude – how do you even get to +21 in the OF?!

i don't even know how to see those stats but i assume it's mostly thanks to christian yelich

innings limits can't be viewed in the yahoo app. you gotta use a web browser and scroll below the roster/stats. (you may be in for a bumpy final week)

oh i misunderstood what you meant. yeah i had a surplus of productive OFs so i was playing four OFs every day for a while there.

ya, i was talking about innings – not production or value etc.