edgar "i stretch a lot in the batters box" renteria provided half their offense!
Kyle Lo(h)se deserves a place here
― bnw, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
Cain just dingered.
― Leee, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
And has 6 no-hit innings.
― Leee, Saturday, 12 April 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
it is now 6.2 3-hit innings.
can add Looper to the list of ex-closers doing wtf well as a starter.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
LEE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING WHICH IS THE POINT OF THE THREAD HINT HINT
― David R., Sunday, 13 April 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
Off-topic but on-topic in the "taking thread title literally" sense: SCOTT OLSEN (!?!?!?)
Not surprising: Jair Mothjerrfjuckjing Jurrjens. What is surprising, though, is his 7.46 K/9.
― Andy K, Monday, 21 April 2008 13:03 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, after yesterday's start I grabbed him in the fantasy league. He looked good in an "I don't give a fuck about ANY of these chumps" way.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 21 April 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)
Ponson wtf.
― Andy K, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
every year there's always one or two dudes like this guy was in '00:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/smithch07.shtml
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
joe saunders
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 1 May 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
scott olson, tho he got rocked last night
Jon Lester is pitching really well so far today.
― mattbot, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:08 (eighteen years ago)
: D
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:37 (eighteen years ago)
Man I sure picked the right meaningless Royals game to go to. Never thought I'd see a no-hitter.
― govern yourself accordingly, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:42 (eighteen years ago)
well they are often worse pitched than some one or two hit games.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
well, you know, it takes a tremendous amount of luck to achieve a one or two hitter.
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:28 (eighteen years ago)
they are often worse pitched than three or four hitters.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:29 (eighteen years ago)
haha, fuck you :)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:42 (eighteen years ago)
(METS HAVE DONE FINE W/OUT ONE IN 46 YEARS)
best pitched game i ever saw live was when pedro struck out 15 and lost. to tampa. completely wtf.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)
excuse me, retrosheet.org tells me he struck out 17 and lost.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
PITCHINGTampa Bay Devil Rays IP H R ER BB SO HR Trachsel W(2-2) 9 3 0 0 3 11 0Boston Red Sox IP H R ER BB SO HR P. Martinez L(5-1) 9 6 1 1 1 17 0
Tampa Bay Devil Rays IP H R ER BB SO HR Trachsel W(2-2) 9 3 0 0 3 11 0
Boston Red Sox IP H R ER BB SO HR P. Martinez L(5-1) 9 6 1 1 1 17 0
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
but Trachsel pitched better! HE GAVE UP HALF AS MANY HITS!
anyone see WGN rerun the 9th of Jim Maloney's no hitter vs the Cubs in '65, a few weeks ago during a rain delay? The guy walked TEN and threw something like 190 pitches!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
Back when the game was played by MEN
― Andy K, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
pretty sure while w/ montreal pedro threw 9 perfect innings & ended up losing
― deeznuts, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
that's not too impressive, a lot of bad luck involved there.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:08 (eighteen years ago)
xp to Andy: MEN whose arms were dead at 31!
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:17 (eighteen years ago)
so what? all the hitters were either boozed up or hungover. EVEN PLAYING FIELD.
― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
xp to Andy: MEN whose arms were dead at 31!-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 4:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Back then, you didn't know whether you'd HAVE your throwing arm the next day -- lost to the combine out on the back forty, or combat, or what have you. You just threw like hell, left everything out there on the mound.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:12 (eighteen years ago)
I once left my watch out on the mound, but that was not on purpose.
― G00blar, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 00:25 (eighteen years ago)
daniel cabrera, the consecutive reigning AL walks champion, pitched his third game WITHOUT issuing a walk this season last night. his three-peat is in peril as he has now tumbled out of the top ten on the heels of his 8th straight quality start.
― j.q higgins, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 13:06 (eighteen years ago)
Following Daver's stinging rebukes, I'd like to known if it's now OK to say that Lester pitched a NH.
― Leee, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
Dana Eveland is pitching very nicely.
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 21 May 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://static.flickr.com/72/175995087_edd1f77f57_o.jpg
― zaxxon25, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)
i saw andrew miller strike out 9 the other night, but i originally thought it was 13 or so, so i couldn't even imagine seeing 17
joe saunders is 8-1 w/ a 2.31 era right now
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 May 2008 05:53 (eighteen years ago)
JUSTIN DUCHSCHERER
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:38 (eighteen years ago)
n/m
― Andy K, Sunday, 25 May 2008 02:45 (eighteen years ago)
Cueto through five
― Andy K, Sunday, 1 June 2008 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
Last Play: G. Blanco reached on bunt single to third
>:O
― Steve Shasta, Sunday, 1 June 2008 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
BRETTY MYERS OH MY THRU 6
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 June 2008 00:59 (eighteen years ago)
Oh well
― Andy K, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)
Greg Maddux still has it. He's perfect so far . . .
― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bitter Cubsfan
― deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:31 (eighteen years ago)
I guess it's all part of what they call . . . gowring up.
― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:32 (eighteen years ago)
you, f, hit the gowrs.
poor form.
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
was he perfect? i watched a bar fight at the home of the arts in the ukrainian village. never noticed.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:48 (eighteen years ago)
felicity thought it would be 'funny' to post that after he'd pitched 1 inning & has now given herself a temp ban, assuming she has any honor left
― deeznuts, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
I will give him to you for Rich Hill and Matt Murton, whaddayasay.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 5 June 2008 07:34 (eighteen years ago)
Haha temp ban = 5 days vacation from ILX.
― Leee, Thursday, 5 June 2008 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
Todd Wellemeyer is on the verge of 7-1 w/ an era under 3. thank you, kc royals.
― bnw, Thursday, 5 June 2008 19:09 (eighteen years ago)
I remember Jon Miller announcing during a perfect game in progress and he said something like "...and it's rather astonishing he has yet to allow a baserunner this game!"
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 August 2025 04:36 (ten months ago)
Davis Schneider and Ernie Clement began tonight's Jays-Dodgers game by striking out on three pitches each. Dan Schulman: "And Snell is two-thirds of the way towards an Immaculate Inning." Next pitch, Guerrero up, ball.
You see? Even in small sample sizes, you shouldn't fuck around with tradition.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 August 2025 01:15 (ten months ago)
Brandon Young, perfect thru seven.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:07 (nine months ago)
Baltimore v Houston. Brandon Young is on the Orioles.
― Bee OK, Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:11 (nine months ago)
Boo
― Bee OK, Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:13 (nine months ago)
Nolan Mclean has faced the minimum through 6 and has thrown 55 pitches (44 strikes).
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:40 (nine months ago)
His pitch chart must be crazy. His pitches go in a lot of different directions.
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 28 August 2025 00:43 (nine months ago)
8IP 94P 4H 0W 0ER
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 28 August 2025 01:21 (nine months ago)
Yamamoto hitless through 7, 95ip
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:35 (nine months ago)
Lol, *95 pitch count
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:36 (nine months ago)
3 more outs
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:41 (nine months ago)
8ip, 104 pitches. Roberts fighting his strongest impulses to put him back out there for the 9th. Do it Yoshi!
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:41 (nine months ago)
Awwwwhhhhh, solo home run with 1 out to go :(
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:53 (nine months ago)
Painted fastball on the inside edge to lose it. What can you do!
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:57 (nine months ago)
That was a heart breaker for sure
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Sunday, 7 September 2025 01:59 (nine months ago)
Is Treinen really going to blow this......
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:03 (nine months ago)
Life.... finds a way
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:12 (nine months ago)
Incredible.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:12 (nine months ago)
You just gotta laugh.
Yoshi finally gets run support (3 runs!!!!), throws 8.2ip no hit ball, gets hit with the loss. It's kind of beautiful in a way
― H.P, Sunday, 7 September 2025 02:13 (nine months ago)
first time that's every happened apparently.. ahead in a no hitter w one out to go -> loss
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 7 September 2025 03:02 (nine months ago)
* on a home run
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 7 September 2025 03:40 (nine months ago)
Yikes
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 7 September 2025 16:08 (nine months ago)
Glasnow 7 no hit innings, 11ks. 1-1 game (walk, steal, groundout to third, sac fly). Dodgers haters might wanna tune into this, see how the Dodgers blow a no-no again
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:12 (nine months ago)
Blake Treinen has just brought a no hitter into the 9th inning lol. Put Tanner Scott in!!!!!!!!
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:26 (nine months ago)
Dave's actually putting Tanner in for the 9th, going for the funniest outcome possible. No-no redemption arc!!!!!!
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:30 (nine months ago)
well
― H.P, Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:36 (nine months ago)
Amazing
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:40 (nine months ago)
I guess coughing up 3 runs would have been much more hilarious. The one hit just kind of sucks for Glasnow
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 9 September 2025 04:42 (nine months ago)
Okay I'm way way way too early here, but Emmett Sheehan has thrown 4 perfect innings and it would just be so good to do this whole rodeo three times in four days
― H.P, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 03:00 (nine months ago)
Hunter Greene just pitched a one hit complete game shutout vs. the Cubes
― frogbs, Friday, 19 September 2025 01:17 (eight months ago)
9 Ks and 1 walk
Pretty good
― z_tbd, Friday, 19 September 2025 03:48 (eight months ago)
Game score of 93; Gausman's near-Maddux from a couple of weeks ago was a 91.
― clemenza, Friday, 19 September 2025 13:54 (eight months ago)
it was a day game the day after the cubs clinched a playoff spot, i suspect no one on the cubs was feeling 100% yesterday
― na (NA), Friday, 19 September 2025 18:02 (eight months ago)
I didn’t realize how cold Suzuki had gone along with everyone else, at the ASB he was looking like a possible bet for 40/120 on the season.
― omar little, Friday, 19 September 2025 18:26 (eight months ago)
Yeah that whole Cubs OF has gone to shit: Tucker out for the season/year, Suzuki is ice cold, PCA is batting 8th (EIGHTH!)...
They looked ready to take the pennant around the ASB
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 September 2025 23:52 (eight months ago)
PCA has like a 40% chase rate, he was never going to sustain that production tbf.
― Marsee playground (gyac), Saturday, 20 September 2025 00:00 (eight months ago)
Max Scherzer through 0.2...wait, wrong thread. I was looking for the (Norm Macdonald voice) Thread for Starting Pitchers Who Are Getting Brutally Hammered.
― clemenza, Saturday, 20 September 2025 00:32 (eight months ago)
Parker Messick was doing pretty good right up until the 9th today
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 April 2026 03:23 (one month ago)
don't want to jinx it but Ryne Nelson is on one
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 19 April 2026 20:24 (one month ago)
Brewers had Skubal last night and Skenes tonight, who is on one...
...or shall I say...
on none.
― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 25 April 2026 01:20 (one month ago)
Ranger Suarez against the Jays (through 5).
― clemenza, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 00:31 (one month ago)
u jinxed him
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 April 2026 00:48 (one month ago)
a weird one going down in texas right now
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 26 May 2026 01:41 (two weeks ago)
dustin may through 7
― na (NA), Wednesday, 27 May 2026 19:28 (two weeks ago)