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I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018

Michael F Gill, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

On this day 46 years ago the American League adopted the designated hitter rule. The age of strategy was gone; that of sophisters, economists, and calculators had succeeded; and the glory of baseball was extinguished forever.

— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 11, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:16 (seven years ago)

most anyone else and I could detect snark

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:28 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

"Whit Merrifield has one of the best social media accounts in the game" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rB8slfkZJ9

— Scott Walker's Bald Spot (@TacoAffcionado) January 28, 2019

na (NA), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (seven years ago)

If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.

No, we're not warm yet.
Yes, we will do it. pic.twitter.com/aiykd0UpQV

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 30, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:49 (seven years ago)

if they get 2 million retweets, they'll rename the team?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:59 (seven years ago)

pokemon that have the same hair as major league players, a thread:

— Shanna Shi (@shanna_shi) January 30, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:42 (seven years ago)

watching professionla sports teams interact w ewach other in the thread under that cleveland tweet is deeply ufcked up, like, it just hit me really viscerally hard right now how insane a bunch of poorly paid 20 somethings more or less professionally roleplaying a billion dollar organization online is (esp when the org can get in trouble if they do it wrong)

suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:10 (seven years ago)

also lol that pokemon thread rules

also leave clint frazier alone, he's on smoko

suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:11 (seven years ago)

#ExposBowl Update - End of 1st QTR
🏈 1995 Expos Draft Pick: 0
⚾️ Expos Catcher Jerry Goff’s Son: 0#SBLIII

— Montreal Expos ⚾️ #Expos50 (@Montreal_Expos) February 4, 2019

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:45 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy0X8XuXgAUPJ-s.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:12 (seven years ago)

The #rays Kevin Cash says they plan on three starters and two days with an opener.

— Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz) February 12, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:03 (seven years ago)

is opener what we are calling them now? confusing since that's also uhh what we call a game in march

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:38 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.instagram.com/jarrieta49/p/BucFApIgeDd/

na (NA), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:34 (seven years ago)

@Morbs

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:41 (seven years ago)

right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:56 (seven years ago)

Herbs, ranked:

1. Tarragon
2. Chive
3. Dill
4. Cilantro
5. Thai basil
6. Marjoram
7. Mint
8. Bay leaf
9. Thyme
10. Rosemary

— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:43 (seven years ago)

I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.

clemenza, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:46 (seven years ago)

sage advice

mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:09 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Umpire cam.

MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh

— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:14 (seven years ago)

damn that's cool!

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:22 (seven years ago)

that's like a real life the show game

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:55 (seven years ago)

Hrudeycam

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:13 (seven years ago)

I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:51 (seven years ago)

i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 14:45 (seven years ago)

kickass data viz:

Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0

— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:15 (seven years ago)

fantastic

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:22 (seven years ago)

das ma shih

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2019 23:32 (seven years ago)

Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0

— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 March 2019 18:39 (seven years ago)

we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1

— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:49 (seven years ago)

awesome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:55 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/AJTreuB.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 March 2019 00:08 (seven years ago)

perhaps not important, just sad

https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/ron-darling-digs-in-lenny-dykstra-has-backers-as-fight-gets-ugly/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 15:08 (seven years ago)

who could have guessed

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:02 (seven years ago)

for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (seven years ago)

2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq

— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3WmROKWwAcCCOR.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (seven years ago)

lmao

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4cQsjtUEAIPMUl.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (seven years ago)

Grichuk otm

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (seven years ago)

"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (seven years ago)

four weeks pass...

Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:00 (seven years ago)

Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj

— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019

ht deadspin

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (seven years ago)

^awesome

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:27 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.

— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 20:23 (six years ago)

Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.

timellison, Saturday, 15 June 2019 23:45 (six years ago)

yeah instant follow!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:01 (six years ago)

a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:47 (six years ago)

SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE

— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:22 (six years ago)


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