Brawls!

it's crazy how mad adults get at things

coddled-from-childhood pro athletes = ~adults

they've never been on the B63 bus at rush hour

Castellanos did talk about the first benches-clearing incident, which led to a brawl in the sixth inning. With Miguel Cabrera and Austin Romine tussling on the ground, Castellanos went diving in to try to break things up.

There, Castellanos got punched, by his count, five times, including once from Gary Sanchez, whose sucker-punch game seems to match his power game.

“You go look at that, how many punches did I throw? Zero,” Castellanos said. “And I had ... five people on top of me, and I’m getting drilled from all angles. For somebody that’s not throwing any punches? You guys be the judge of that.”

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/mlb/tigers/2017/08/24/tigers-verlander-martinez-mum-dugout-dustup/104929988/

the weirdest thing about fighting in baseball is the honor code and protocol.

wait till you hear about fighting in hockey

• Tigers first baseman Miguel Cabrera has received a seven-game suspension for inciting the first bench-clearing incident and fighting.
• Yankees catcher Gary Sánchez has received a four-game suspension for fighting, including throwing punches.
• Tigers pitcher Alex Wilson has received a four-game suspension for intentionally throwing a pitch at Todd Frazier of the Yankees while warnings were in place for both sides.
• Yankees catcher Austin Romine has received a two-game suspension for fighting, including throwing punches.
• Tigers manager Brad Ausmus has received a one-game suspension for the intentional actions of Wilson while warnings were in place.

romine got jobbed

アマダー怖すぎて草 pic.twitter.com/Cl01oB5Xm1

— チカネス@ちな巨鴎 (@r23561026) September 1, 2017

my reason for suspending Romine wd be "general dickishness"

1982

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2w3BTuiCo

Players, coaches and managers converged, with several fights erupting. It took the umpires nearly 10 minutes to restore order.

https://www.upi.com/Archives/1982/05/15/The-Detroit-Tigers-and-Minnesota-Twins-could-have-easily/7483390283200/

icymi

Andrew McCutchen's breakdown of Tuesday's Giants-Dodgers brawl is priceless 😂
(via @TheCUTCH22) pic.twitter.com/85qIpA7cdG

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) August 15, 2018

damn, amir

Amir Garrett just took on the ENTIRE Pittsburgh Pirates team. pic.twitter.com/PKlZe6ljb8

— Justin Russo (@FlyByKnite) July 31, 2019

• Pirates pitcher Keone Kela has received a 10-game suspension for intentionally throwing a pitch in the area of the head of Derek Dietrich of the Reds in the bottom of the seventh inning and for his role in instigating the bench-clearing incident.
• Reds pitcher Amir Garrett has received an eight-game suspension for inciting the bench-clearing incident by running to the area outside the Pirates’ dugout and throwing a punch in the top of the ninth inning.
• Pirates infielder José Osuna has received a five-game suspension for his aggressive and inappropriate actions during the ninth inning incident.
• Reds pitcher Jared Hughes has received a three-game suspension for intentionally throwing a pitch at Starling Marte of the Pirates in the top of the ninth inning.
• Pirates pitcher Kyle Crick has received a three-game suspension for his inappropriate actions during the ninth inning incident.
• Cleveland Indians outfielder Yasiel Puig, who was then a member of the Reds, has received a three-game suspension for his aggressive actions during the ninth inning incident.
• Reds manager David Bell has received a six-game suspension for returning to the field following his ejection; escalating the incident with his aggressive actions; his Club’s intentional pitch at Marte; and his numerous ejections this season.
• Pirates manager Clint Hurdle has received a two-game suspension for his Club’s conduct during the incident and his Club’s multiple intentional pitches thrown at Dietrich this season.

kela's mistake was admitting that he'd thrown at dietrich. still kinda surprised he got more than garrett tho

is six games for a manager a record?

Dietrich must have honked off most of the division, as the Brewers also hit him 3 times in a game earlier this year.

https://www.mlb.com/news/d-backs-dodgers-benches-empty-after-last-out

Bob Johnson throws behind Lenny Randle. The next pitch Randle bunts down the first baseline just so he can fucking blast Johnson. pic.twitter.com/YvE5jUXCiA

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 28, 2019

that may have stoked the flames and helped lead to the 10 Cent Beer Night riot a few nights later between the same two teams

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

a+ bunting skillz

also -- no one was ejected!

thread, en español:

Aquí arranca la noche entre Águilas y Caribes: Pelotazo de Rómulo Sánchez a César Varela

🎥: @YouTube Águilas del Zulia mcbo / @IVCNetworksVE pic.twitter.com/HtbE6XhCKf

— Jean Carlos Arias (@Comandante81) January 9, 2020

Man seems like nobody likes the Astros anymore.

laureano needs to work on his approach

in the spirit of the thread, youre sposed to link to some clips (I haven't seen any yet)

apparently this was the 3rd time he was hit this series, second time in a row - and the Astros fuckface hitting coach was taunting him from the dugout.

Ramón Laureano charges the Astros dugout, a breakdown pic.twitter.com/2XaBn57Jsx

— Jomboy (@Jomboy_) August 10, 2020

yep, Cintron appears at least as guilty as Laureano if not moreso

The tough guy on Astros bench deserves 10 games for telling Laureano to come at him and 40 for hiding behind everyone else when he did. https://t.co/1wbdextB4Y

— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) August 9, 2020

20-game suspension for cintron

laureano got five

not terrible, laureano can still appeal ya?

A 20-game suspension for a coach is nearly unprecedented, no?

he was being a real special asshole

Yeah, I'd kick him out of the majors if I were commish, that's some first-class yellow-bellied chicken shit.

Benches clear!!! 👊@Angels | #GoHalos pic.twitter.com/EUnTTcjW1D

— Bally Sports West (@BallySportWest) June 26, 2022

pic.twitter.com/ELniMTnSZe

— Angels MiLB (@AngelsMiLB) June 26, 2022

nevin suspended 10 games for being a shithead

winker suspended seven games for . . . being plunked

raisel iglesias gets just two for being insane

Winker did, you know, flip off the entire stadium

lucky shot but congratulations to tim anderson on becoming the new robin ventura

synced up hammy’s radio call with the better angle broadcast

down goes anderson pic.twitter.com/oUxhEHT1eH

— paco (@AllaireMatt) August 6, 2023

funny how he squares up southpaw

Ramirez had crazy kid energy just throwing two-fisted prayers and one got answered.

lol insult to injury

Tim Anderson suspended 6 games for fight, Jose Ramirez out 3