Prince Albert Pujols, he reigneth

was he an actual "questionable birthday" guy or was that just good ol'-fashioned racism?

his ISO is .125, woof

looks like he's going to end up generating around +10 WAR over his 10 year contract

http://www.sbnation.com/2011/11/21/2577356/how-old-is-albert-pujols

ah, 2011:

Well, if you squint hard enough, you might catch a glimpse of early decline in his numbers. His OPS+ has decreased every year since 2008. But I wouldn't want to make too much of that, because he's still playing at a superstar level, and really, who needs statistics when you've got a lot of rumors and hearsay evidence?

proving how empty the RBI can be, statistically speaking

Phrased that way, absolutely agree: "can be," not "is." If you look at the rest of the combined-leagues RBI leaderboard, it's one guy, Travis Shaw, having a good year, and nine other guys having very good to great years, including Zimmerman, Harper, and Goldschmidt (a couple in Colorado, mind you). And there's no mystery to Pujols' bogus total.

Grand slam:

http://m.mlb.com/video/v1462152183

More productive than Thome when he hit his 600th, less productive than Sosa.

thome never sucked as bad as pjuols does now!

damn he's on pace to score 49 runs

$500K per run

Thome's last two seasons were split between four teams; I didn't look carefully enough--you're right, he was mostly pretty good except for his Orioles line.

Ben Carsley, BP:

"Thanks to his milestone 600th homer on Saturday, Albert Pujols has now spent more time trotting around the bases than Mike Trout has spent on this earth."

.230/.275/.382, 74 wRC+, 5.9 BB%, -1.2 fWAR

only a little over 4 seasons to go on his contract

his career fWAR is back down to exactly 90.0, so he's probably going to end down in the 80s unless he improves

gonna get real ugly

yr alltime GIDP leader

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/albert-pujols-grounded-into-history/

hey, he's in good company!

1 pujols
2 ripken
3 pudge
4 aaron
5 yaz

a lot fewer PA than most of them; he can get to 600 DP perhaps

353 GIDP means 706 outs, so 26 games worth of outs by himself.

609th HR ties Sosa

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/albert-pujols-is-the-worst-player-in-baseball/

TJ: Stanton chasing 60 is nice, but can we appreciate Albert getting close to the 100 RBI, < .400 SLG club?

Jeff Sullivan: He’s only seven RBI away!

Jeff Sullivan: Currently slugging .394

Jeff Sullivan:

Okay, 1990 Joe Carter wins out. His 115 RBI that year are the most ever by a player who slugged under .400.
There are just 11 seasons on record in which a player has reached triple digits.
Joe Carter has two of them!

i wonder how much better the angels would be with anyone else providing protection for trout

i don't really know the front office dynamics but if scioscia keeps his job after batting pujols in the middle of the order all season i'd be surprised

if scioscia goes it'll be arte moreno's decision, and i doubt that he's concerned with where pujols bats in the order. not winning a playoff game since 2009, however . . .

Pujols has scored 48 runs all season.

looking at Carter, his seasons appear to be a bit better; still terrible, but they came in *relative* deadball periods.

(xpost) Not disagreeing with you, KM, but I'll just say in passing that of the 10,000 things Bill James has said over the years, one that he's never budged an inch on (he often modifies or even completely upends his opinions) is that the idea of one batter providing protection for another is just a myth.

his bbref war is back below 100 thanks to this season

what a depressing career arc

sucks for the angels, too, if they end up missing the playoffs by a game or two. if they had a replacement-level player, they might have made it. but you never know, they might turn it around.

xpost clemenza

you (and bill james) are probably right! i guess the "protection" idea is kind of an old school piece of wisdom that i've always just assumed was correct because it seems intuitive.

If Pujols is the worst player in baseball this year, I'm guessing that Cabrera can't be too far behind.

cabrera's fall-off this year was so dramatic that i have to think he's got enough left to be a well-above average hitter

my BBR search engine isn't cooperating but it appears as though Pujols scored the second-fewest runs in MLB history for a player who had 100+ RBIs. He scored 53 runs.

i know one has little to do with the other but it says something about his inability to get on base or run despite having enough ABs to back his way into 100 ribbies. .

i think fangraphs has him as the worst everyday player in MLB (via EWPod)

there haven't been any rumors or news or anything, but just thinking: is there a chance pujols might retire early? he seems like one of those guys who would feel kind of bad about absolutely crawling to the finish line while being one of the highest paid players on the team. is there precedent for that, for leaving a contract early? i feel like there is, but i can't remember the specific players.

steamer is projecting him to be a 99 wRC+ DH next year

which would be a big improvement

there was an EW podcast recently where they concluded he will make a graceful exit in mid-2019.

even if he continues to be awful, though, i can see him sticking around in an attempt to reach 700 HRs or some other round number counting stat.

hey, he had an 100 RBI year

happy 38th

only four years and $114m to go

https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/albert-pujols-and-the-crawl-to-3000-hits/

if he finishes this season with the same number of ABs and BA as last season, his career BA will go from .304 to .301

that HOF plaque won't look as good with a .290/.361/.520 slash.

double in the 2nd puts him at 2999

On the chart in Kevin's link, Beltre probably would've ranked second if not for the injury last year.

Just realised Joey Votto is only 3 years younger than Pujols.

well, i guess he finally did it.

Just realised Joey Votto is only 3 years younger than Pujols.

― Van Horn Street, Friday, May 4, 2018 10:08 PM (yesterday)

5 years*

Seems apropos that 3,000 was a broken-bat single.

on the road, in SEA, who then immediately started booing ohtani

the whole thing was kind of sad