Barry Bonds is the DEVIL!!!

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if space doesnt win ill be really disappointed

jhøshea, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

D) Place in high-speed pitching machine, shoot it off my face.

Andy K, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

ooh - i like that one!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

it wasn't 20M this year?

How about 8 + incentives?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:19 PM (5 hours ago)

it was $15.8 plus $5 in incentives (based on criteria which his agent says he easily surpassed).

Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/09/26/sports/baseball/ecko.190.jpg

mizzell, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i voted brand. though it really should be six or seven brands, so if it ever makes it to a display case, the hof can't obscure it

sanskrit, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

where's that Gaylord Perry-Whitey Ford-Don Sutton brand?

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

boooooring come on space space is an awesome place.

apparently the hall can agreed to not obscure the brand in any way

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

has agreed

jhøshea, Thursday, 27 September 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

that sucks, i guess Bonds will be taking all of his gear back from the HOF....

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 27 September 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Gilbert Areans, I love you even more.

Leee, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

"Like, who are you? Are you Superman?" is so totally my new shutdown comeback.

Leee, Friday, 28 September 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not even sure who that guy is but i like the cut of his jib

sanskrit, Saturday, 29 September 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

heguag (Louisville): Where does Barry play in '08?

Gary Huckabay: Anaheim, for the league minimum, after ARod signs there, and they trade for Johan Santana.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 8 October 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

For Shasta:
http://www.insidebayarea.com/turn2/ci_7201582

xoxox

Leee, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

For Leee:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/155391987_11c01a5369.jpg

xoxoxoxox

Steve Shasta, Thursday, 18 October 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

If you're 756 Ball fuckin', I ain't inductin'.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3090631

Dr Morbius, Friday, 2 November 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

no surprise there

am0n, Friday, 2 November 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Can't watch this at work, but wtf is my first instinct.

Leee, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

i like his "Barry Bonds" jersey.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

i hope he just wears that next season.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Tampa Bay is preparing an offer.

Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

Barry Bonds is the Devil Ray?

mattbot, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

He should go to Japan and break Oh's record.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Gah.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

Lolarussa wanted him but management said NO.

bnw, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

What was the general feeling among Cardinal fans about signing him? I think the thing that might have turned Beane off was that A's die-hards seemed so resolutely opposed to the idea.

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

kenny rogers era right now is 6.66

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 May 2008 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Players' association says teams acted in concert to not sign Bonds

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3647779

Andy K, Friday, 17 October 2008 04:29 (seventeen years ago)

well, no kiddin'. America shrugs.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 17 October 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)

The star witness is his agent?

Alex in SF, Friday, 17 October 2008 17:06 (seventeen years ago)

I believe they colluded. Anyone here think he'll try to play in '09 or is he really done?

He should sprinkle some hgh on his nutsack and get busy in the offseason.

diamondboxx, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

I think he's done.

Alex in SF, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

:( poor guy.

diamondboxx, Monday, 20 October 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

SF_Giants San Francisco Giants
.@nbcbayarea is reporting Barry Bonds has offered to pay for Bryan Stow's children's college education. #SFGiants

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:41 (fifteen years ago)

The Stow family is suing the Dodgers for liability and they want the dodgers to repay everyone who donated to the cause.. Except Barry Bonds cuz hes ok.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/05/25/BATJ1JKCEJ.DTL

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/25/barry-bonds-snags-a-ball-has-a-great-time-at-giants-padres-game

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 25 August 2011 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

that ball should probably be taken away from him, he clearly doesn't deserve it

frogbs, Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:05 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
There were 415 pitchers against whom Barry Bonds went hitless. Against those pitchers, he posted a .331 OBP

LookoutLanding Jeff Sullivan
For the record, that is 0-for-739, with 357 walks and 13 HBPs

...

Andy K, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

Laugh, Barry, laugh.

Puke, world, puke.

I still can't believe these lines were written by a supposed journalist and were published on an actual news site.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

Bonds is into cycling now

(insert PED joke here)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 27 July 2012 10:16 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

All 74 of Barry Bonds's playoff plate appearances in 2002

Bonds reached base 43 times. He had eight homers, scored 18 runs, and drove in 16. He hit .356, even though his BABIP was .242. His OBP was .581 and he slugged .978.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

good story on bonds in retirement: http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/63887128

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Barry Bonds had a 5.000 OPS against 23 pitchers, including Guillermo Mota, whom he faced nine times.

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 December 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)

Do you have to pay extra for the play index, or do I just not know how to use it? Fascinating looking through that list.

1) Against Atlanta's big three: Smoltz (.284/.467/.701), Glavine (.329/.442/.588), Maddux (.262/.370/.485)

2) I think the first good-to-great pitcher to show up on the list (in a decent sample) who was owned by Bonds is Tim Hudson (.407/.500/1.000)

3) Couldn't hit David Cone at all (.175/.267/.275)

4) By Bonds's standards, basically a draw vs. Randy Johnson (.306/.452/.551); hardly went to bat against Clemens, Pedro, or Mussina

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:03 (twelve years ago)

Name the five guys who finished ahead of Bonds in 1986's ROY voting.

Includes: one (almost?) borderline HOF'er, one future MVP, one pretty good career reliever, a good middle infielder, and one flaky guy of no consequence whatsoever.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

Roger McDowell is career reliever, right?

Trying to remember who even won NL that year.... Canseco was AL.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Completely forgot that was Worrell's rookie year. For some reason I thought it was 87 (when he was so dominant).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

You've got Worrell. Geographically speaking, you should have an easy time with three of the other four.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

Yeah I looked. Honestly I don't remember that regular season that much (the next year was when I started following A's games religiously) but I definitely remember the post-season.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 28 December 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)


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