Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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"starting to think"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Bill Mueller.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

BIG PAPI

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060403/capt.nys10104031600.nationals_mets_nys101.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 3 April 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

― patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

And sweatpants!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

"Harden"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

CUET!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060404/capt.oas11304040337.yankees_athletics_baseball_oas113.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/[email protected]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

stupid stupid people.
AdAM EVErEtt is the all time BEST looking player.
DUHHHH

― lAUrEl ANNE dOWNS (GoDdAMN GOrGEOUS), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/andy_etchebarren_autograph.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

for maura:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

so modest!

Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

― maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Cub pitching staff should've had time to open a gallery by now.

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Delgado needs facial hair stat.

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_llio47G8xg1qb0ctno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306020737&Signature=EbNvgfGZdNtH2iLcyORyGdKtslc%3D

pleats

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

Kurdt would not approve.

― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna go with sam fuld atm

― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too

http://www.followthephils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chase-utley1.jpg

also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth

― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

utley's hair, tho -- come on

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

what's wrong with utley's hair

you must be thinking of cole 'pert plus' hamels

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

utley's hair is a helmet of grease -- it is disturbing

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

still a better look than cole's butt cut

http://baseball.contentquake.com/files/2009/03/cole-hamels.jpg

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

wait are you the phillies fan roxy is dating?

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

?????

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

j/k utley stan

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

anyway... whenever i see rick ankiel i think he looks like lou diamond phillips, which could be hot to someone

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/07/01/sports/01ankiel.1.600.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_RaOrchOImw8/St4SaWXpYXI/AAAAAAAAaCE/ERb5bLIVTOU/s400/Lou+Diamond+Phillips..jpg

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:24 (fifteen years ago)

i knew a girl (crazy yankees fan) who thought jorge posada was ~the absolute hottest~ but i just dk about that

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

http://bryceharperinsider.com/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/byrceharpernumber1draftpick.JPG

btw

bryce harper has a teammate apply his eyeblack before each game (no word on how this teammate is chosen) and does not appreciate having pictures taken of this process

xp i used to think jorge looked like balki from perfect strangers amiwrong

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ cole hamels hair

tbh hair doesnt really matter to me in this case - they are in hats all the time

i remember being surprised that that pedroia is balding - had never seen him with hat off

― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:46 (fifteen years ago)

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