Bryce Harper, catcher and Scott Boras advisee

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just faced a pitcher younger than him for the first time (jacob lindgren), flew out to left

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)

Harper has a WAR of 5.3 through 65 team games. That projects to 13.2 for a full season, which would be less than Ruth's 14.1 in 1923 (first on the position-player list), but more than Ruth's 12.9 in 1921 (second). Won't happen, but just getting this far into the season at that level is worth making note of.

clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2015 02:10 (ten years ago)

Good timing on that update.

clemenza, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...
two months pass...

@Todd_Dybas
My favorite Bryce Harper Looney Tunes stat: When he swings in a 1-0 count, he’s hitting .703 (26-for-37), w/7 HRs, 7 2Bs and a 2.151 OPS.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:31 (ten years ago)

man imagine if he was putting these numbers up as a catcher

usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:57 (ten years ago)

@AndrewSimonMLB
Bryce Harper comes into tonight riding his 1st three-game hitless streak of the year. His OBP over those three games is .538.

mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:43 (ten years ago)

lmao

usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 25 September 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)

https://instagram.com/p/8WWqhTgIZa/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)

23 years old today

mookieproof, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/XoCnlMF.png

mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)

MY EYES
HIS EYES
EVERYBODY'S EYES

phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:12 (ten years ago)

that's a clown tweet, bro

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

https://vine.co/v/iujFXdbUbHU

meh-meh???

k3vin k., Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:36 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

In Game 4 of the 2014 division series against the Giants, he stood on deck in the seventh inning with the (Giants leading 2-1. A fan in the sunken seats about 10 feet away, holding a glass of red wine, berated Harper with an intensity that couldn't be ignored.

"Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"

Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out."

"You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"

Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary.

"He was just devastated about life," Harper says.

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/14935765/washington-nationals-bryce-harper-wants-change-baseball-forever

Andy K, Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:32 (ten years ago)

doesn't get better than trashing a premium Giants fan, at least in NL

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:34 (ten years ago)

lol, well done

WilliamC, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:09 (ten years ago)

Harper 100% otm with pretty much all of this, great article

frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:40 (ten years ago)

goose tho
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14943065/goose-gossage-rips-jose-bautista-toronto-blue-jays-nerds-ruining-baseball

unleashed profanity-laced tirade (Spottie), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:42 (ten years ago)

what a potty mouth

unleashed profanity-laced tirade (Spottie), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:44 (ten years ago)

that part aint new

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:52 (ten years ago)

"He was just devastated about life," Harper says, "not because of the home run really, but more because he had just kinda realized how empty his existence was. I think his work-home balance was off. His relationship with his kids was bad. His daughter had just graduated from Sarah Lawrence and I think he's worried she's about the direction she's taking with her life and he's not a fan of her current boyfriend either. I got a real sense of just how lonely he was in those seconds when I stared unblinkingly into his eyes. Also I think he was realizing that his glass of Pinor Noir was pretty shitty. I prefer Zins myself."

Bryce Harper is deep.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:46 (ten years ago)

i knew it was a hoax when you said bryce harper drinks alcohol

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Friday, 11 March 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

get off his dick

http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb-news/4701228-bryce-harper-home-run-walkup-song-jcole-gmod

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2016 02:54 (ten years ago)

100

and now tied with derek jeter in career grand slams

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:04 (ten years ago)

When Harper came up with the bases loaded I said "oh here it comes."

Honor thy pisstake as a hidden intention. (WilliamC), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:15 (ten years ago)

Way early, but up in Bonds-world right now.

.359/.458/.897, 250 OPS+.

clemenza, Monday, 18 April 2016 11:33 (ten years ago)

4 Ks in 52 PAs

k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 April 2016 04:00 (ten years ago)

Grand slam tonight.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 01:18 (ten years ago)

NL Player of the Month

good choice

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:17 (ten years ago)

(tho not w/out other options)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:19 (ten years ago)

walked 6x and hit by a pitch today; first modern player to reach 7x in a game w/out an AB. (i think i have that right)

Cubs are no dummies

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 May 2016 00:30 (ten years ago)

::placeholder post for "HEY FUCK YOU" gif::

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:14 (ten years ago)

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/bryce-harper-to-ump-who-ejected-him-fuck-you-1775674433

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:28 (ten years ago)

Lol that ump knew it was coming

Spottie, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:33 (ten years ago)

@beckjason
Michael Fulmer is just the 3rd MLB pitcher younger than Bryce Harper to face him, joining Aaron Nola and Jacob Lindgren.

Andy K, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 23:19 (ten years ago)

clown tweet bro

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:21 (ten years ago)

@AlexPutterman
Dusty Baker on Bryce Harper: "I like him as a young man. Now, will I have to spank him sometime? Maybe. I like my son, too."

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 04:17 (ten years ago)

one-game suspension!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:02 (ten years ago)

worth it

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:06 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmzdHYgWEAAUfLM.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 8 July 2016 01:46 (nine years ago)

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/man-amongst-boys-the-oral-history-of-bryce-harpers-record-setting-junior-college-season

oral history of his juco year

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:19 (nine years ago)

yeah sale is falling hard, keith law seems to think he projects as a reliever not a starter and maybe some teams have bought into that too

― ciderpress, Monday, June 7, 2010 8:06 PM (6 years ago)

lol btw

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:26 (nine years ago)

good read xp

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:42 (nine years ago)

meanwhile i have a west coast correspondent wondering aloud whether mike trout is the best player in the game.

i don't know whether to cry or wind my watch

― mookieproof, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 10:41 PM (4 years ago)

also!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:47 (nine years ago)

hah -- my west coast correspondent and i were discussing how much longer trout needs to play to become a hall of famer

i said possibly just the rest of this season

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 04:15 (nine years ago)

yeah i said basically the same thing in the HOF thread a few weeks ago, and morbs reminded me that there is a 10-year service requirement

k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 04:17 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

he's hitting .235/.380/.443 now, yikes

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 05:17 (nine years ago)

Didn't see your post till right now, but I was looking at his stats this morning and was actually going to post something similar. If, based on last year, he was indeed pointing in the direction of an all-timer on the order of Aaron and such--or at least Griffey-level--has there ever been a player of that caliber have such a poor year heading into his prime? Nothing's coming to mind, I'd have to start checking.

clemenza, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:30 (nine years ago)

not quite that caliber of player, but iirc cano had a truly awful year pretty early into his prime and rebounded pretty well

have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:33 (nine years ago)


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