The Houston Astros of the American League West

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who knows

pretty odd that they would still offer him $5m and then blow up their draft/look like assholes over the extra $1.5m (which was still well below slot)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)

Altuve second in league to Trout in bWAR

well, I could've gone to the SABR convention in Houston this week after all (if I liked steam heat), but I'm sure there'll be a few interesting questions asked of Astro execs on the panels.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 July 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)

I guess astros players shit their pants when stros brass let mark appell throw a bullpen at enron field

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 28 July 2014 18:37 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

rip bo porter

mookieproof, Monday, 1 September 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

Lol porter

Seems like he was pissed the gm cares more about the minors than the big club

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 1 September 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

rosenthal, prescient: http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/just-a-bit-outside/story/tension-growing-between-astros-manager-gm-082914

mookieproof, Monday, 1 September 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)

four weeks pass...

AJ Hinch!

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

five months pass...

now w/ chicken & mashed potatoes waffle cone

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBG2NgEUYAA9jqo.png

johnny crunch, Saturday, 28 March 2015 22:26 (eleven years ago)

@brianmctaggart
Astros rotation: Keuchel, Feldman, Wojciechowski, McHugh and Hernandez

not quite there yet

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 14:22 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

well good work for me picking L Valbuena as my Hacking Mass 3b

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:09 (eleven years ago)

1st place

Andy K, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:31 (eleven years ago)

Chris Carter: .169/.280/.268
George Springer: .198/.302/.370
Evan Gattis: .174/.208/.304

14-7 record, naturally

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 23:22 (eleven years ago)

how close are they?

http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/just-a-bit-outside/story/houston-astros-jose-altuve-jed-lowrie-jake-marisnick-george-springer-first-place-050115

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)

Best AL record

Andy K, Sunday, 3 May 2015 02:40 (eleven years ago)

@Buster_ESPN
HOU leads AL West by 7 games. Last team in any division with a lead that big on May 3 was the 116-win '01 Mariners, who had a 9-game lead.

mookieproof, Monday, 4 May 2015 17:03 (eleven years ago)

The team's ace -- the MLB leader in ERA and WHIP -- dominated the intrastate rival in front of a 42%-full park last night.

Andy K, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 14:17 (eleven years ago)

The MLB network mini doc on Altuve was pretty cool.. would like to see more of this stuff.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 16:52 (eleven years ago)

Bullpen: 0.80 WHIP, 10 K/9

Andy K, Thursday, 7 May 2015 17:38 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Luis Valbuena has 10 home runs (and 16 RBI).

Andy K, Thursday, 21 May 2015 19:30 (eleven years ago)

So much for the synergistic chemistry lab.

George Springer and the Houston Astros grabbed a win against the Oakland A's on Tuesday night, but instead of hitting the town to celebrate, the players decided to bring the party to their clubhouse.

Springer explained after the game that the players have created "Club Astros" for their postgame celebrations, complete with a fog machine, disco ball and laser light show.

When reporters pointed out to the 25-year-old outfielder that the club was reminiscent of the disco days of the 1970's, Springer hilariously responded, "Well, it's 2015 and we are killing it, so we might as well have some fun."

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/05/20/astros-george-springer-clubhouse-nightclub

Andy K, Friday, 22 May 2015 13:51 (eleven years ago)

looking back on last year's front office "hit piece"

http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/just-a-bit-outside/story/houston-astros-management-issues-complaints-problems-nitpicking-052715

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 May 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)

Tal's Hill to be leveled

http://brianmctaggart.mlblogs.com/2015/06/04/astros-plan-to-remove-tals-hill-for-2016/

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:25 (eleven years ago)

Boo

Andy K, Friday, 5 June 2015 18:45 (eleven years ago)

correa, velasquez called up

mookieproof, Monday, 8 June 2015 14:24 (eleven years ago)

Velasquez 4 scoreless so far, even with walks and shaky command (73 pitches)

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:54 (ten years ago)

looking to permanently displace fka fAUSTO cArMONA

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 June 2015 01:57 (ten years ago)

not a great play by the rockies LF, but george springer is pretty fuckin fast

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/73955164/v170522983/colhou-statcast-tracks-springer-as-he-races-home

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 16:38 (ten years ago)

@jjcoop36
By bWAR: Astros lead the league in SS WAR (1.2). Carlos Correa has 1.0 of that 1.2....in 8 games.

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 June 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)

btw Valbuena has 16 HR with a .184 BA

has anyone ever hit 30 driving on the interstate?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 June 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)

They have a prospect named "Brock Dykxhoorn."

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 22 June 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

never noticed what a wack delivery Pat Neshek has.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:37 (ten years ago)

Preston M. Tucker (Bamm-Bamm) impresses me every time I see him (other than vs lefties but that's understandable)

johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 July 2015 13:00 (ten years ago)

Gina Luhnow
@ginahagopian
I may have been born and raised in LA but it sure feel awesome to sweep the shit out of the Angels!

mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)

I'm a little slow--just cluing into Correa the past couple of days (James mentioned him yesterday in a post on "The Best Young Player in Baseball"--which is not about Correa, but rather a system for identifying who it is at any given time).

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/141483402/dyk-facts-from-carlos-correas-1st-50-games

clemenza, Thursday, 6 August 2015 05:33 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

keuchel @ Home 16 GS (13-0) 1.49ERA 114.2IP 79H 19ER 123Ks

johnny crunch, Monday, 7 September 2015 18:11 (ten years ago)

"This is the biggest series in the history of Texas baseball. I hope it beats out Cowboys practice in the local news coverage."

http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2015/09/14/the-rangers-and-astros-are-poised-for-a-big-series/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 September 2015 18:03 (ten years ago)

i recommend the 'stros hit it to Napoli in LOLF

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)

haha HAMELS YOU PREPPY ASSCANCER

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 02:18 (ten years ago)

cant bleeve u guys arent into this Texas fold-em series

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:03 (ten years ago)

ive watched some, there are def a lot of interesting components involved

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

I'm watching rn it's a good one

slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:11 (ten years ago)

well didnt see that sweep coming

HOU still has series at home vs LAA and TEX, finish in Seattle and Arizona, so they control their destiny.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 September 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)

Period when I liked Lance Berkman: 1999-2015. Fuck you, asshole.

http://www.outsports.com/2015/9/25/9398997/lance-berkman-houston-equal-rights-hero

polyphonic, Friday, 25 September 2015 20:24 (ten years ago)

seriously. sometimes forget that right-wing asshole is default for most pro athletes.

bnw, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:32 (ten years ago)

so Keuchel goes tonight, then on 3 days' rest vs Yankees if they hang on to the WC

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2015 18:26 (ten years ago)

yet hinch still had to leave him in to get to 99 pitches with a 10-2 lead

qualx, Saturday, 3 October 2015 04:58 (ten years ago)

nuts

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 October 2015 11:22 (ten years ago)

Goldy may have just won this for AZ, but outcome is meaningless as long as Yankees lose, right?

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 21:56 (ten years ago)

ok, i've got it straight now -- HOU needs to win to host the game

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)


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