"Expected out until July"
― Andy K, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)
torn ulnar collateral ligament, surgery
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:59 (twelve years ago)
hair holding up
https://twitter.com/Bharper3407/status/461222853652664320/photo/1
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:27 (twelve years ago)
Keith Law excerpt:
"Of course, after Harper's injury, Williams was quick to point out that Harper "plays the game hard." But that was always the case; it's just that Harper also plays it smart, and doesn't waste time with false hustle -- probably because false hustle has yet to win any team a ballgame. The entire incident has highlighted that the Nationals organization made a mistake in hiring a manager with zero experience in Williams, who spent the first few weeks of the season trying to figure out how far down in the lineup he could bury Harper.
The Nationals took a calculated risk in 2010 when they chose to move Harper, who played catcher as an amateur, out from behind the plate immediately after signing him, removing him from the middle of the field and from a position he'd played since childhood -- and a position he played well. Although catcher is normally a more injury-prone position than the outfield, Harper's unfamiliarity with the outfield and with playing on a corner could have been a factor in several of his injuries in pro ball, including his collision with the outfield wall in Los Angeles last April.
The move to right field may have gotten Harper to the majors faster, but it put him at a position with a much higher baseline (replacement-level) against which we measure his performance, meaning that the Nationals may have left a lot of value on the table by shifting him to the outfield. It's probably too late to return Harper to catching -- although I don't doubt that Harper could do it, as he still has the athleticism and the arm -- so why are the Nationals so willing to further devalue the guy who should be the franchise player by claiming he doesn't hustle and perhaps driving him to overdo it in response?"
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:54 (twelve years ago)
in probably his final rehab game at AA Harrisburg tonight, Harper went 4 for 5 with 3 home runs
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Sunday, 29 June 2014 09:44 (eleven years ago)
Hasn't been good at all, lately.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 27 July 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)
He has been struggling a lot, lately.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)
-0.1 WAR
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
better now
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
yes! hopefully that'll get his confidence back!
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
4 post season HR before age 22, tied record.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)
with?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)
the broadcast didn't say!
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)
Mantle, Cabrera, Andruw
Mantle's were in the WORLD SERIES, of course, and i hate mixing endless TOURNAMENT baseball records with WORLD SERIES ONLY baseball.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:51 (eleven years ago)
ya... every game seems to bring a new "playoff record or achievement of note" and every time i hear one, the morbs voice in my head jumps to his feet and shouts "that is dumb!"
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)
Harper would be on his way to being the New Face (or Hair) of Baseball if only his teammates had produced and/or were not robbed blind by ball/strike calls.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)
i think that was one lousy call last night... takes a team to lose three games.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)
and a manager who calls on AARON BARRETT at the moment of truth.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)
should have called on PUIG! (seriously he can't be worse than Mattingly)
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)
just read the article on Williams posted on the Ginats vs Nats thread. so he might actually be worse than Mattingly.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)
factoid from BP annual: Harper has never faced a pitcher younger than himself in the pros.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:03 (eleven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CERQXE9WYAArZtd.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)
three homers today, still in the fifth
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:34 (eleven years ago)
http://m.mlb.com/video/v103656883/miawsh-harper-smashes-his-third-homer-of-the-game
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)
Bombs, too
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:49 (eleven years ago)
I suspect we can confirm the Arrival of Bryce the Beast.
mook & i saw him take a scary swing (flyout) on 3-0 on Sunday.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)
@MLB_PRWSH OF Bryce Harper named NL Player of the Week after hitting .455 with 6 HR, 13 RBI, a 1.318 SLG percentage and 29 total bases last week.
solid week
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:06 (eleven years ago)
.336/.475/.750
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 May 2015 01:59 (eleven years ago)
popped it up the other way . . . and then it went out
sure the wind's blowing out but it's a 1-1 game in the 7th
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:13 (eleven years ago)
https://vine.co/v/ebqjr5hEIQX
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:16 (eleven years ago)
hottest hot streak since 1950?
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-mlb-bryce-harper-historic-hot-streak/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:09 (eleven years ago)
pissed that the runner ahead of him on his double didn't score, BH got marooned short of third and just stood still and got tagged out. #controversy
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 23:53 (eleven years ago)
just faced a pitcher younger than him for the first time (jacob lindgren), flew out to left
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:33 (eleven years ago)
Harper has a WAR of 5.3 through 65 team games. That projects to 13.2 for a full season, which would be less than Ruth's 14.1 in 1923 (first on the position-player list), but more than Ruth's 12.9 in 1921 (second). Won't happen, but just getting this far into the season at that level is worth making note of.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2015 02:10 (ten years ago)
Good timing on that update.
― clemenza, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:28 (ten years ago)
"Be as sexy as you can in the box."
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodybryceharper/washington-nationals-outfielder-bryce-harper-unbuttoned-espn-magazine-body-issue
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/harper-mag.jpg?w=300&h=369
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 July 2015 12:02 (ten years ago)
@Todd_DybasMy favorite Bryce Harper Looney Tunes stat: When he swings in a 1-0 count, he’s hitting .703 (26-for-37), w/7 HRs, 7 2Bs and a 2.151 OPS.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:31 (ten years ago)
man imagine if he was putting these numbers up as a catcher
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:57 (ten years ago)
@AndrewSimonMLBBryce Harper comes into tonight riding his 1st three-game hitless streak of the year. His OBP over those three games is .538.
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:43 (ten years ago)
lmao
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 25 September 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)
https://instagram.com/p/8WWqhTgIZa/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)
23 years old today
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/XoCnlMF.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 17:11 (ten years ago)
MY EYESHIS EYESEVERYBODY'S EYES
― phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:12 (ten years ago)
that's a clown tweet, bro
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:22 (ten years ago)
https://vine.co/v/iujFXdbUbHU
meh-meh???
― k3vin k., Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:36 (ten years ago)
In Game 4 of the 2014 division series against the Giants, he stood on deck in the seventh inning with the (Giants leading 2-1. A fan in the sunken seats about 10 feet away, holding a glass of red wine, berated Harper with an intensity that couldn't be ignored."Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out.""You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary."He was just devastated about life," Harper says.
"Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"
Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out."
"You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"
Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary.
"He was just devastated about life," Harper says.
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/14935765/washington-nationals-bryce-harper-wants-change-baseball-forever
― Andy K, Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:32 (ten years ago)
doesn't get better than trashing a premium Giants fan, at least in NL
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:34 (ten years ago)
lol, well done
― WilliamC, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:09 (ten years ago)
Harper 100% otm with pretty much all of this, great article
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:40 (ten years ago)