Who's the Best-Looking Current Player?

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In the absence of Farnsworth and Beckett from the playoffs, Brad Lidge should be designated to pitch without pants. Best mounds on the October mound!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hands off that sweet, sweet, sweet Jeff Kent, girls.

― briania (briania), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

After this thread, I've always imagined/assumed that Blount looks like the Big Unit.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 4 October 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've discovered that Cleveland's Grady Sizemore is my new thing.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Monday, 4 October 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Now that Piazza's off her radar, the only player my wife mentions is "that hot center fielder for the Red Sox."

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 4 October 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

This girl I work with was all about Chipper Jones until I ruined him for her:

http://www.sjlevyphoto.com/photos/Jones-2_portrait_small.jpg

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/carrottop.gif

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

you're a mad, mad, mad, mad genius

― John (jdahlem), Monday, 4 October 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

'we named the dog shea'

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Whoever the director of Atl-Hou was yesterday gave us generous dugout closeups of Bagwell, and I applaud your taste in big beautiful studs.

Mike Hampton has a really tasty body for a guy 5 feet tall.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i am starting to think that manny ramirez is totally cute.

― maura (maura), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"starting to think"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 8 October 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

I haven't noticed the Pujols at-bat "porn face" someone claimed to see, but the way Danny Haren goes all slack-jawed when he stares in for the sign is pretty hot.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 October 2004 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

Michael Barrett: shave that ridiculous thing off, beautiful.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I was thinking the
same thing the other night, Morbs!
Also, get one tan.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 3 June 2005 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never really seen what was so overwhelmingly attractive about Barrett -- sure, he's good-looking, but Corey is still the cutest on the Cubs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 June 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ever seen that South Park where there's the Evil Cartman from a parallel universe, and he has a lil goatee thingee? yeah.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 3 June 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

that's from Spock / Star Trek...

Milwaukee SS J.J. Hardy may be the loveliest rookie.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 June 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

"I haven't gotten any [fan mail from women]. I guess I'm underappreciated. Most of the girls that do cheer for me, I don't know if they can write because they're so young. I'm thinking once I'm 30, they'll all be out of high school then."

--White Sox reliever Neal Cotts, on his growing female following (Chicago Sun-Times)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Bill Mueller.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:33 (twenty years ago)

BIG PAPI

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

White Sox reliever Neal Cotts

this girl i was dating a month ago and her room mate for that matter both had severe cases of the hotts for cotts. the room mates dad got her an autographed ball for hanukkah and there was talk of "licking cotts' ball."

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 3 April 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060403/capt.nys10104031600.nationals_mets_nys101.jpg

― maura (maura), Monday, 3 April 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Tracer confused me! I was like, "Did I post something without remembering it?"

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Pujols has the most obscene batting stance!

but my vote is for Ichiro.

― patita (patita), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

Harden v Mussina tonight ... I'm moist already!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

and I'll be there, in the flesh*!

*flesh = rain in this case.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

You're lucky I'm not out there next to you, with binoculars!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

And sweatpants!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

"Harden"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

CUET!!

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060404/capt.oas11304040337.yankees_athletics_baseball_oas113.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

I'd park on that Street, but might like his Sizemore:

http://www.790thezone.com/vdVirtual/APPhotos/[email protected]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I got some pix for both of you guys.

I'll upload them tonight.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

stupid stupid people.
AdAM EVErEtt is the all time BEST looking player.
DUHHHH

― lAUrEl ANNE dOWNS (GoDdAMN GOrGEOUS), Sunday, 30 July 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/andy_etchebarren_autograph.jpg

― timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 30 July 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

for maura:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/liriano.jpg

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Sunday, 30 July 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

so modest!

Michelangelo, da Vinci, Botticelli ... Baldelli? Devil Rays outfielder Rocco Baldelli may not rank among the Italian masters, but he has made a lasting contribution to art, one that won't biodegrade for 2,000 years. While on the bench during a long recovery from assorted injuries, Baldelli, 24, doodled on Styrofoam coffee cups, using a sunflower seed as his stylus. Soon, he was carving portraits of teammates -- each took about five innings to complete -- and refining his technique. "I'd need a sharp seed to do the outlines," he says, "then I'd use the dull end to do the shading."

Baldelli did three portraits. Pitcher Mark Hendrickson was "shocked" by the resemblance; catcher Toby Hall admires Baldelli's rendering of facial hair ("long, fuzzy little chin hair, eyebrows, everything"). But all agree Baldelli's masterpiece is his Julio Lugo. "Impressive," says the shortstop. "The mustache he got right, and the nose, that's the difficult part."

The subsequent trading of all three of Baldelli's subjects has led some in Tampa Bay's clubhouse to joke that his pieces have a dark side. That may be why he never did a self-portrait -- "It'd be one ugly picture," he says -- before his return to the lineup interrupted his art career. Says Baldelli of his Styrofoam series, "It's a real limited edition."

― maura (maura), Friday, 4 August 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Cub pitching staff should've had time to open a gallery by now.

While nowhere as beautiful as Beltran or Wright, Chase Utley is pretty damn cute (needs to lose the chaw tho).

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Delgado needs facial hair stat.

The Littlest Drew has a kinda mousy smo(u?)lder to hizass.

& Jonny Gomes was pure dirty manmeat prior to hitting my weight.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://danharen.mlblogs.com/danheadshot.JPG

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I've heard him mentioned in GUSHING language...

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 6 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

As far as the A's go, I prefer Huston Street and Marco Scutaro.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://ladiesdotdotdot.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/grady1.jpg

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 September 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_llio47G8xg1qb0ctno1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306020737&Signature=EbNvgfGZdNtH2iLcyORyGdKtslc%3D

pleats

― mookieproof, Friday, 20 May 2011 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

Kurdt would not approve.

― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

im gonna go with sam fuld atm

― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

dernell stenson award-winner . . . good choice

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

and i dont like him but chase utley looks good too

http://www.followthephils.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chase-utley1.jpg

also jacoby of course, but homeboy needs to never ever smile or open his mouth

― tacoby bellsbury (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 May 2011 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

a girl pointed out to me a few years ago that david wright has 'midget face' and thats all i can see when i look at him now

― anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

utley's hair, tho -- come on

― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

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― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:29 (two years ago)

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― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 23 March 2024 23:36 (two years ago)

Tyler Glasnow makes me feel a certain way and I want to grow out my hair again because of him

― H.P, Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:14 (two years ago)

three months pass...

Luis Robert

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 August 2024 02:24 (one year ago)

not even he can pull off the chinstrap

― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2024 03:01 (one year ago)

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